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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on March 04, 2008, 12:32:15 PM
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I can recommend these. The watch drives righties nuts!! eveilgrin:
http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/acatalog/clocks_watches.html (http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/acatalog/clocks_watches.html)
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It isn't meant to. It is for the sinister amongst us eveilgrin:
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I operate my mouse with my right hand rubschin:
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So do I. Rather like the Borg, I too have adapted eveilgrin:
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Lefthandedness And Intelligence
Some researchers claim that we are more intelligent and eloquent that our right-handed counterparts. In tests conducted by Dr. Alan Searleman from St Lawrence University in New York, he found that left-handers can be considerably more intellectually gifted.
There were more left-handed people with IQs over 140 than right-handed people - which is the "genius" bracket. This is perhaps why there are more "lefties" in creative professions - such as music, art and writing - and more left-handed astronauts and leaders than would be expected.
http://www.lefthandersday.com/intelligence.html
So, you thicky righties just watch your step OK!
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Sinister Nick? I know I'm getting on but I do remember that Centurian was a tank not a rank ..... mind you I'm pretty sure Pontius was still flying when I joined up.
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Lefthandedness And Intelligence
Some researchers claim that we are more intelligent and eloquent that our right-handed counterparts. In tests conducted by Dr. Alan Searleman from St Lawrence University in New York, he found that left-handers can be considerably more intellectually gifted.
There were more left-handed people with IQs over 140 than right-handed people - which is the "genius" bracket. This is perhaps why there are more "lefties" in creative professions - such as music, art and writing - and more left-handed astronauts and leaders than would be expected.
http://www.lefthandersday.com/intelligence.html
So, you thicky righties just watch your step OK!
One is forced to conclude that the good Doctor Alan Searleman from St Lawrence University in New York was indeed left handed.
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Sinister Nick? I know I'm getting on but I do remember that Centurian was a tank not a rank ..... mind you I'm pretty sure Pontius was still flying when I joined up.
http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/sinister.html (http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/sinister.html)
You righties. So ignorant noooo:
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Lefthandedness And Intelligence
Some researchers claim that we are more intelligent and eloquent that our right-handed counterparts. In tests conducted by Dr. Alan Searleman from St Lawrence University in New York, he found that left-handers can be considerably more intellectually gifted.
There were more left-handed people with IQs over 140 than right-handed people - which is the "genius" bracket. This is perhaps why there are more "lefties" in creative professions - such as music, art and writing - and more left-handed astronauts and leaders than would be expected.
http://www.lefthandersday.com/intelligence.html
So, you thicky righties just watch your step OK!
Another one of us comes out of the closet. We may outnumber them TMR eveilgrin:
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Lefthandedness And Intelligence
Some researchers claim that we are more intelligent and eloquent that our right-handed counterparts. In tests conducted by Dr. Alan Searleman from St Lawrence University in New York, he found that left-handers can be considerably more intellectually gifted.
There were more left-handed people with IQs over 140 than right-handed people - which is the "genius" bracket. This is perhaps why there are more "lefties" in creative professions - such as music, art and writing - and more left-handed astronauts and leaders than would be expected.
http://www.lefthandersday.com/intelligence.html
So, you thicky righties just watch your step OK!
Another one of us comes out of the closet. We may outnumber them TMR eveilgrin:
Then we shall do our best to make the pub inconvenient for you... point:
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You would be hard pressed to make it more inconvenient than it is, what with the staff and the beer and so on. What more could you do? Lay landmines?
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eeek:
sad24:
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You would be hard pressed to make it more inconvenient than it is, what with the staff and the beer and so on. What more could you do? Lay landmines?
Landmines... rubschin:
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Sinister Nick? I know I'm getting on but I do remember that Centurian was a tank not a rank ..... mind you I'm pretty sure Pontius was still flying when I joined up.
http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/sinister.html (http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/sinister.html)
You righties. So ignorant noooo:
The joke was that as the Brits march to the call Left Right, Left Right so the Romans marched to Sinister Dexter, Sinister Dexter.(Think Monty Python) .... Kinda loses its humour in the translation.
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Our local is clogged up all day with a BIG local funeral. I meant to go but forgot about it. The whole village will be full of pissed people in black suits later. They have booked the pub from 12 - 7 eeek:
All 500 of them!
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Kinda loses its humour in the translation.
I can confirm that surrender:
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Our local is clogged up all day with a BIG local funeral. I meant to go but forgot about it. The whole village will be full of pissed people in black suits later. They have booked the pub from 12 - 7 eeek:
All 500 of them!
PIKEYS!
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Golfers, actually.
Which one is worse? rubschin:
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Golfers, actually.
Which one is worse? rubschin:
Pikey golfers...
They'll be shouting through your letterbox later " I luv you... you're my besh fren you are, etc."
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That too will happen later this evening noooo:
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That too will happen later this evening noooo:
pepper works... whistle:
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http://www.lefthandersday.com/tour9.html (http://www.lefthandersday.com/tour9.html)
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Golfers, actually.
Which one is worse? rubschin:
Pikey golfers...
They'll be shouting through your letterbox later " I luv you... you're my besh fren you are, etc."
Surely they'd be too busy building patios on the sandtraps... whistle:
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Paedophiles ‘most likely to be left handed’ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11666275/Paedophiles-most-likely-to-be-left-handed.html)
whistle:
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Paedophiles ‘most likely to be left handed’ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11666275/Paedophiles-most-likely-to-be-left-handed.html)
whistle:
"Paedophiles are most likely to be left handed and have attached earlobes " rubschin:
I don't think I have heard of anyone but Van Gogh with detached earlobes.
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Paedophiles ‘most likely to be left handed’ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11666275/Paedophiles-most-likely-to-be-left-handed.html)
whistle:
"Paedophiles are most likely to be left handed and have attached earlobes " rubschin:
I don't think I have heard of anyone but Van Gogh with detached earlobes.
And that policeman on Reservoir Dogs... :thumbsup:
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Paedophiles ‘most likely to be left handed’ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11666275/Paedophiles-most-likely-to-be-left-handed.html)
whistle:
"Paedophiles are most likely to be left handed and have attached earlobes " rubschin:
I don't think I have heard of anyone but Van Gogh with detached earlobes.
And that policeman on Reservoir Dogs... :thumbsup:
OK, so there are only two dead or imaginary people who definitely aren't kiddie fiddlers, therefore all lefties are?
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Paedophiles ‘most likely to be left handed’ (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11666275/Paedophiles-most-likely-to-be-left-handed.html)
whistle:
"Paedophiles are most likely to be left handed and have attached earlobes " rubschin:
I don't think I have heard of anyone but Van Gogh with detached earlobes.
And that policeman on Reservoir Dogs... :thumbsup:
OK, so there are only two dead or imaginary people who definitely aren't kiddie fiddlers, therefore all lefties are?
Shrugs:
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Speaking as a right hander with normal ear lobes, what a load of Maily Telegraph shite
And to think the Telegraph was once a quality paper before they sacked their higher paid journalists and told the rest to copy stories off the Daily Mail website (true)
So what's going to happen next? Are left handed people going to sue the Telegraph for being accused of being fiddlers or are fiddlers going to sue them for being accused of being left footers? rubschin:
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Speaking as a right hander with normal ear lobes, what a load of Maily Telegraph shite
And to think the Telegraph was once a quality paper before they sacked their higher paid journalists and told the rest to copy stories off the Daily Mail website (true)
So what's going to happen next? Are left handed people going to sue the Telegraph for being accused of being fiddlers or are fiddlers going to sue them for being accused of being left footers? rubschin:
All the right-handed fiddlers will sue for discrimination I expect.
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angel1
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angel1
Now what was it Mandy Rice-Davies once said . . . .
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angel1
Now what was it Mandy Rice-Davies once said . . . .
Honestly, I am over 16?
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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angel1
Now what was it Mandy Rice-Davies once said . . . .
Honestly, I am over 16?
facepalm:
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angel1
Now what was it Mandy Rice-Davies once said . . . .
Honestly, I am over 16?
happy001
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lol: lol: lol:
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whistle:
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