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Title: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 02:53:34 PM
All nice and ready like....  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2017, 02:54:10 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 02:57:47 PM
evil:

I'll get me suit cleaned, LL is making confetti out of bougainvillea leaves....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2017, 02:59:29 PM
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Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2017, 03:00:14 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 03:00:20 PM
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A babby!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 03:00:54 PM
You'll need to put some cash behind the bar to get Apey there obviously... ::)
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2017, 03:02:16 PM
In Cyprus you say? rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Can we have fighting?
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 03:07:49 PM
In Cyprus you say? rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Can we have fighting?

Of course!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2017, 03:09:21 PM
Foggy and LL in a pool of mud?
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 03:12:17 PM
Foggy and LL in a pool of mud?

Do you know how much water costs here...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2017, 03:14:00 PM
Run a hose from the neighbour. Apey will show you how  :thumbsup:

Will LL be doing the catering?
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2017, 03:18:08 PM
Run a hose from the neighbour. Apey will show you how  :thumbsup:

Will LL be doing the catering?


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Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 03:19:04 PM
Run a hose from the neighbour. Apey will show you how  :thumbsup:

Will LL be doing the catering?

Pizza for all like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2017, 03:19:48 PM
Well, everyone loves a bonfire  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 03:27:59 PM
Well, everyone loves a bonfire  ::)

A November marriage...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 03:37:05 PM
I wonder if Apey or Misty can recommend a decent DJ...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 03:37:49 PM
Of course, LL's choir will sing for a *koff* small fee....  whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2017, 03:38:39 PM
Yes, it 's not over till the fat ladies sing whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 03:46:19 PM
Yes, it 's not over till the fat ladies sing whistle:
eeek:


scared:


Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2017, 03:48:24 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 03:51:52 PM
point: point: point: point: point: point: point:

Not me needing to get married...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2017, 03:56:04 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2017, 06:22:43 PM
You could get your lady vicar friend to host proceedings.

Tipsy could be in charge of the tent ..sorry marque  lol:

We could hold it on DS's acres after turnips have been
harvested.



Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2017, 06:24:03 PM
Yes, and you could be in charge of pudding and no one would get any after you ate it all  evil:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2017, 06:27:36 PM
Well the pudding club might be for you to attend  ro now  whistle:

However I'm quite happy to be voddy taster and hand out favours  lol:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2017, 07:37:29 PM
Will the previous Mrs Nick be attending?

I was going to type "Will the previous Mrs Nick be going?" but that could have led to all sorts of misunderstandery.
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2017, 08:09:17 PM
Will The Boy be an usher?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2017, 10:15:30 PM
Will the wedding cake be on rails?
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2017, 05:12:14 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2017, 06:32:16 AM
Will the wedding cake be on rails?

happy001
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2017, 09:20:08 AM
You'll need to put some cash behind the bar to get Apey there obviously... ::)

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Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2017, 11:39:08 AM
Will the wedding cake be on rails?

happy001

You'd think that joke would have run out of steam by now...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2017, 01:02:29 PM
Will the wedding cake be on rails?

happy001

You'd think that joke would have run out of steam by now...  whistle:

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Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2017, 01:21:11 PM
Will the wedding cake be on rails?

happy001

You'd think that joke would have run out of steam by now...  whistle:

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Has it derailed the thread?
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2017, 02:42:51 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

If we had a cake on rails I guess TMR could fall under it  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2017, 02:43:55 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

If we had a cake on rails I guess TMR could fall under it  whistle:

happy001

Or stand on top of it...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 22, 2017, 02:46:18 PM
 :thumbsup:

Anyhoo she is coming here tomorrow  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 23, 2017, 06:11:27 PM
You're very certain of yourself?  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2017, 06:15:04 PM
You're very certain of yourself?  whistle:

Viagra...  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 23, 2017, 06:18:00 PM
You're very certain of yourself?  whistle:

Viagra...  ::)

Canada?  ;D
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2017, 06:19:17 PM
You're very certain of yourself?  whistle:

Viagra...  ::)

Canada?  ;D

Chlamydia...  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2017, 09:41:54 PM
Children  ::)

She is playing with the Jacuzzi again  ::)
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2017, 12:20:23 AM
Children  ::)

She is playing with the Jacuzzi again  ::)


Is that he maid;s name .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New Nick Gets Married Thread
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2017, 05:27:15 AM
Children  ::)

She is playing with the Jacuzzi again  ::)


Is that he maid;s name .......... rubschin:

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