The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on April 12, 2017, 01:23:06 PM
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On holiday Nod decided to open up about his sex life eeek: eeek:
He has a "friend" called Ellie but has not dared to "move things on" due to fears about "performance".
He enquired about me and Miss I.
I said, "Raw steak and viagra."
Yesterday I gave him a viagra pill so he could try it and see what side effects it had.
Bad move. He is now complaining of raging headache, blurred vision, stomach cramps and, so far, a trouser bursting 14 hour erection which makes it impossible to go out noooo:
He wonders if I could drop him some food supplies until the symptoms "subside".
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happy001 phone up Ellie, might be her best chance
Lace the food supplies with it and suggest a camping holiday as one less tent pole would be required
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rubschin: