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Title: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2017, 02:55:53 PM
COuld be anything, but almost certainly gonna be fatal  noooo:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2017, 03:09:04 PM
COuld be anything, but almost certainly gonna be fatal  noooo:

It is just an lost car.... ::)
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2017, 03:11:13 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2017, 03:40:34 PM
COuld be anything, but almost certainly gonna be fatal  noooo:

It is just an lost car.... ::)

https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1GGGE_enGB658GB658&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=symptoms+of+memory+loss (https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1GGGE_enGB658GB658&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=symptoms+of+memory+loss)
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2017, 03:42:29 PM
 evil:

I might be dead soon and then you will all be sorry  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2017, 03:51:13 PM
evil:

I might be dead soon and then you will all be sorry  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Popcorn:

How about you tell us all the symptoms and we'll laugh ourselves shitless give you an expert diagnosis like
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2017, 04:12:58 PM
evil:

I might be dead soon and then you will all be sorry  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Popcorn:

How about you tell us all the symptoms and we'll laugh ourselves shitless give you an expert diagnosis like

Given how much the pair of them were supposed to have been drinking yesterday I'll hazard a guess it is that most serious and apparently fatal of conditions..........................the drama queen's hangover.  whistle:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2017, 04:14:52 PM
 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2017, 04:32:25 PM
evil:

I might be dead soon and then you will all be sorry  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Popcorn:

How about you tell us all the symptoms and we'll laugh ourselves shitless give you an expert diagnosis like

Given how much the pair of them were supposed to have been drinking yesterday I'll hazard a guess it is that most serious and apparently fatal of conditions..........................the drama queen's hangover.  whistle:

prolly ended up in an gay bar and (thankfully) can't remember the rest....  noooo:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2017, 04:33:40 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2017, 05:19:22 PM
evil:

I might be dead soon and then you will all be sorry  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Popcorn:

How about you tell us all the symptoms and we'll laugh ourselves shitless give you an expert diagnosis like

Given how much the pair of them were supposed to have been drinking yesterday I'll hazard a guess it is that most serious and apparently fatal of conditions..........................the drama queen's hangover.  whistle:

prolly ended up in an gay bar and (thankfully) can't remember the rest....  noooo:
Until the blackmail letter with video arrives?
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2017, 06:38:58 PM
evil:

I might be dead soon and then you will all be sorry  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Popcorn:

How about you tell us all the symptoms and we'll laugh ourselves shitless give you an expert diagnosis like

Given how much the pair of them were supposed to have been drinking yesterday I'll hazard a guess it is that most serious and apparently fatal of conditions..........................the drama queen's hangover.  whistle:

prolly ended up in an gay bar and (thankfully) can't remember the rest....  noooo:
Until the blackmail letter with video arrives?

Just editing now...  whistle:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2017, 06:40:51 PM
evil:

I might be dead soon and then you will all be sorry  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Popcorn:

How about you tell us all the symptoms and we'll laugh ourselves shitless give you an expert diagnosis like

Given how much the pair of them were supposed to have been drinking yesterday I'll hazard a guess it is that most serious and apparently fatal of conditions..........................the drama queen's hangover.  whistle:

prolly ended up in an gay bar and (thankfully) can't remember the rest....  noooo:
Until the blackmail letter with video arrives?

Just editing now...  whistle:
quadcopter cam?
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2017, 07:58:59 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2017, 07:59:25 PM
evil:

I might be dead soon and then you will all be sorry  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Popcorn:

How about you tell us all the symptoms and we'll laugh ourselves shitless give you an expert diagnosis like

Given how much the pair of them were supposed to have been drinking yesterday I'll hazard a guess it is that most serious and apparently fatal of conditions..........................the drama queen's hangover.  whistle:

prolly ended up in an gay bar and (thankfully) can't remember the rest....  noooo:
Until the blackmail letter with video arrives?

Just editing now...  whistle:
quadcopter cam?

Either that or he is a regular there....  whistle:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2017, 08:21:14 PM
evil:

I might be dead soon and then you will all be sorry  sad24: sad24: sad24:
Popcorn:

How about you tell us all the symptoms and we'll laugh ourselves shitless give you an expert diagnosis like

Given how much the pair of them were supposed to have been drinking yesterday I'll hazard a guess it is that most serious and apparently fatal of conditions..........................the drama queen's hangover.  whistle:

prolly ended up in an gay bar and (thankfully) can't remember the rest....  noooo:
Until the blackmail letter with video arrives?

Just editing now...  whistle:
quadcopter cam?

Either that or he is a regular there....  whistle:
doh:  silly me missing the obvious explanation
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2017, 10:26:30 AM
Doc asked me what I had been drinking  redface:  Beer, red wine, coffee.

Any water??

Me:  redface:

She said it was a sign of dehydration  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2017, 11:14:33 AM
Doc asked me what I had been drinking  redface:  Beer, red wine, coffee.

Any water??

Me:  redface:

She said it was a sign of dehydration  redface: redface: redface:
:thumbsup: 
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2017, 11:15:07 AM
Doc asked me what I had been drinking  redface:  Beer, red wine, coffee.

Any water??

Me:  redface:

She said it was a sign of dehydration  redface: redface: redface:

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2017, 12:47:40 PM
Back to the quack..........it's come back  scared2:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2017, 12:48:31 PM
Back to the quack..........it's come back  scared2:

*Checks flights*
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2017, 12:49:20 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2017, 12:59:44 PM
Nothing under a tenner....  noooo:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2017, 01:01:51 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2017, 01:12:54 PM
Nothing under a tenner....  noooo:

And maybe the same day as the 3 quid booze day ....... rubschin:    could be a problem ..
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2017, 01:13:34 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2017, 01:47:12 PM
Quack mentioned possible camera inspection  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:

ALso asked if I had done anything to possibly cause willy damage  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2017, 02:37:08 PM
Quack mentioned possible camera inspection  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2: scared2:

ALso asked if I had done anything to possibly cause willy damage  redface: redface: redface:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fHcnVLHuhF8/maxresdefault.jpg)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2017, 02:55:38 PM
Nothing under a tenner....  noooo:

And maybe the same day as the 3 quid booze day ....... rubschin:    could be a problem ..

Good point well made!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2017, 02:56:49 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2017, 05:48:32 PM
Nothing under a tenner....  noooo:

And maybe the same day as the 3 quid booze day ....... rubschin:    could be a problem ..

Good point well made!  Thumbs:


 Thumbs:  have we found a driver yet ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Googling symptoms
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2017, 05:50:37 PM
Nothing under a tenner....  noooo:

And maybe the same day as the 3 quid booze day ....... rubschin:    could be a problem ..

Good point well made!  Thumbs:


 Thumbs:  have we found a driver yet ........ rubschin:

Still looking....  rubschin:

Baldy...?