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Title: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2017, 01:40:17 PM: Bought a new beard trimmer yesterday and it has several exciting attachments cloud9:

There is one that goes up yer noseholes and clears them out. Job done.

Beard trimmed. cloud9:

Had to figure out the third attachment............ rubschin:

Have now done a thorough mow in the trouser department angel1

Miss I is in for a treat eyes:

And no blood shed Shocked:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 26, 2017, 01:55:55 PM: That's a bit too much information Nick eeek:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2017, 01:57:34 PM: I may start other mowing experiments shortly

Boom boom drumroll:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2017, 04:01:44 PM: Top tip: the cleaner the cut the more likely A&E will be able to re-attach bits
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2017, 04:04:16 PM: Some of the cornering is tricky redface:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2017, 10:46:37 PM: noooo:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
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Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2017, 09:50:52 AM: redface:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2017, 02:35:36 PM: Trying out one of the other attachments eeek:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2017, 02:38:04 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 02:35:36 PM
Trying out one of the other attachments eeek:

What have you got left unshaved?
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2017, 02:40:01 PM: Hardly anything redface:

It's strangely compulsive to be able to mow yerself redface:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2017, 02:40:55 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2017, 02:38:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 02:35:36 PM
Trying out one of the other attachments eeek:

What have you got left unshaved?
What's he got left unsevered? Or should I now say she?
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2017, 02:58:41 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 02:40:01 PM
Hardly anything redface:

It's strangely compulsive to be able to mow yerself redface:

For you maybe. noooo:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2017, 03:03:30 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2017, 02:58:41 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 02:40:01 PM
Hardly anything redface:

It's strangely compulsive to be able to mow yerself redface:

For you maybe. noooo:
Sometimes being unique is good

but then . . . . .
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2017, 03:04:28 PM: I could try it out on Miss I tomorrow :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2017, 03:06:16 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 03:04:28 PM
I could try it out on Miss I tomorrow :thumbsup:
Do the palms of your hands first
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2017, 03:10:50 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 03:04:28 PM
I could try it out on Miss I tomorrow :thumbsup:
noooo:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/79/1b/25/791b25b86b121aa967a8845c5d68cacd.jpg)
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2017, 03:13:51 PM: noooo:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2017, 03:21:18 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 03:13:51 PM
noooo:
Is there anything else left?
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2017, 03:25:41 PM: I might look for the odd bush or thicket :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2017, 03:29:39 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 27, 2017, 03:25:41 PM
I might look for the odd bush or thicket :thumbsup:

Don't call BM that ........... noooo:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2017, 03:32:18 PM: I doubt he needs mowing noooo:

But he could use it on LL and the cats to do topiary or give them pom-pom tails and suchlike :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2017, 10:30:41 AM: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Not much work on eh ? rubschin:
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2017, 10:32:48 AM: I have finished everyfink triumphantly angel1

Strimmer charged up fully for any hair related emergencies angel1
Title: Re: My new strimmer
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2017, 03:58:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2017, 10:32:48 AM
I have finished everyfink triumphantly angel1

Strimmer charged up fully for any hair related emergencies angel1

Mad as a March hair. noooo: