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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on March 17, 2017, 10:16:04 AM
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I stepped out of the wake yesterday (bored and all the sammiches had gone) to see a guy outside having a smoke that looked just like Eric Sykes...
ES: Where do you live...?
BM: Pissouri - lived here 14 years now...
ES: I've been here 13 years
BM: Time flies, eh...?
ES: I used to be in the army - in the signals
BM: *Thinks - blimey, I've finally met one that wan't in 'Special Forces' and can't talk about it!* lol:
ES: Yes, I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus - they only had it in Cologne then you know...?
BM: How very interesting... ::)
ES: I only go back to the UK to see my father - he is 94... well, my step-father actually, my father was killed in Germany in 1944 when I was seven months old...
BM: oh.... I never go back to the UK if I can avoid it...
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Oh... eeek:
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... um.... that place... Germany! When is was 7 months old in 1944...
BM: Okay... scared2:
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... lol:
BM: Been here 14 years now - time really flies.... whistle:
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Right... Do you ever go back to the UK then...? lol:
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... oh, I don't like to talk about it... Terrible! I was only 7 months old in 1944...
BM: * checks watch *
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 14 years now - never go back to the UK if I can help it... lol:
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: I just need to go and move my car... *exits stage left*
WTF??? noooo:
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Sounds like Groundhog Day rubschin:
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Sounds like Groundhog Day rubschin:
It was just like it - I could have kept him going for hours... noooo:
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Sounds like Groundhog Day rubschin:
Got to be sad when the only memorable thing that has occurred to 'ES' in Cyprus in the last 13 years is he's met a man with a dripping wet quadcopter and a bucket head
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I stepped out of the wake yesterday (bored and all the sammiches had gone) to see a guy outside having a smoke that looked just like Eric Sykes...
ES: Where do you live...?
BM: Pissouri - lived here 14 years now...
ES: I've been here 13 years
BM: Time flies, eh...?
ES: I used to be in the army - in the signals
BM: *Thinks - blimey, I've finally met one that wan't in 'Special Forces' and can't talk about it!* lol:
ES: Yes, I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus - they only had it in Cologne then you know...?
BM: How very interesting... ::)
ES: I only go back to the UK to see my father - he is 94... well, my step-father actually, my father was killed in Germany in 1944 when I was seven months old...
BM: oh.... I never go back to the UK if I can avoid it...
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Oh... eeek:
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... um.... that place... Germany! When is was 7 months old in 1944...
BM: Okay... scared2:
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... lol:
BM: Been here 14 years now - time really flies.... whistle:
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Right... Do you ever go back to the UK then...? lol:
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... oh, I don't like to talk about it... Terrible! I was only 7 months old in 1944...
BM: * checks watch *
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 14 years now - never go back to the UK if I can help it... lol:
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: I just need to go and move my car... *exits stage left*
WTF??? noooo:
Shrugs:
Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.
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I stepped out of the wake yesterday (bored and all the sammiches had gone) to see a guy outside having a smoke that looked just like Eric Sykes...
ES: Where do you live...?
BM: Pissouri - lived here 14 years now...
ES: I've been here 13 years
BM: Time flies, eh...?
ES: I used to be in the army - in the signals
BM: *Thinks - blimey, I've finally met one that wan't in 'Special Forces' and can't talk about it!* lol:
ES: Yes, I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus - they only had it in Cologne then you know...?
BM: How very interesting... ::)
ES: I only go back to the UK to see my father - he is 94... well, my step-father actually, my father was killed in Germany in 1944 when I was seven months old...
BM: oh.... I never go back to the UK if I can avoid it...
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Oh... eeek:
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... um.... that place... Germany! When is was 7 months old in 1944...
BM: Okay... scared2:
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... lol:
BM: Been here 14 years now - time really flies.... whistle:
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Right... Do you ever go back to the UK then...? lol:
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... oh, I don't like to talk about it... Terrible! I was only 7 months old in 1944...
BM: * checks watch *
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 14 years now - never go back to the UK if I can help it... lol:
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: I just need to go and move my car... *exits stage left*
WTF??? noooo:
Shrugs:
Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.
Shrugs:
Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.
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I stepped out of the wake yesterday (bored and all the sammiches had gone) to see a guy outside having a smoke that looked just like Eric Sykes...
ES: Where do you live...?
BM: Pissouri - lived here 14 years now...
ES: I've been here 13 years
BM: Time flies, eh...?
ES: I used to be in the army - in the signals
BM: *Thinks - blimey, I've finally met one that wan't in 'Special Forces' and can't talk about it!* lol:
ES: Yes, I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus - they only had it in Cologne then you know...?
BM: How very interesting... ::)
ES: I only go back to the UK to see my father - he is 94... well, my step-father actually, my father was killed in Germany in 1944 when I was seven months old...
BM: oh.... I never go back to the UK if I can avoid it...
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Oh... eeek:
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... um.... that place... Germany! When is was 7 months old in 1944...
BM: Okay... scared2:
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... lol:
BM: Been here 14 years now - time really flies.... whistle:
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Right... Do you ever go back to the UK then...? lol:
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... oh, I don't like to talk about it... Terrible! I was only 7 months old in 1944...
BM: * checks watch *
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 14 years now - never go back to the UK if I can help it... lol:
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: I just need to go and move my car... *exits stage left*
WTF??? noooo:
Shrugs:
Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.
Shrugs:
Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.
Shrugs:
Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.
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I stepped out of the wake yesterday (bored and all the sammiches had gone) to see a guy outside having a smoke that looked just like Eric Sykes...
ES: Where do you live...?
BM: Pissouri - lived here 14 years now...
ES: I've been here 13 years
BM: Time flies, eh...?
ES: I used to be in the army - in the signals
BM: *Thinks - blimey, I've finally met one that wan't in 'Special Forces' and can't talk about it!* lol:
ES: Yes, I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus - they only had it in Cologne then you know...?
BM: How very interesting... ::)
ES: I only go back to the UK to see my father - he is 94... well, my step-father actually, my father was killed in Germany in 1944 when I was seven months old...
BM: oh.... I never go back to the UK if I can avoid it...
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Oh... eeek:
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... um.... that place... Germany! When is was 7 months old in 1944...
BM: Okay... scared2:
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... lol:
BM: Been here 14 years now - time really flies.... whistle:
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: Right... Do you ever go back to the UK then...? lol:
ES: I only go back to the UK to visit my father - he is 94! Well, my step-father actually... My father was killed in.... oh, I don't like to talk about it... Terrible! I was only 7 months old in 1944...
BM: * checks watch *
ES: Where do you live then...?
BM: Um.... still in Pissouri... 14 years now - never go back to the UK if I can help it... lol:
ES: I've been here 13 years now... I used to be in the Army, in the signals like... I set up the BFBS network in Cyprus cos they only had it in Cologne at the time...
BM: I just need to go and move my car... *exits stage left*
WTF??? noooo:
Shrugs:
Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.
Shrugs:
Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.
Shrugs:
Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.
Shrugs:
Sounds like a perfectly normal conversation to me.
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