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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Barman on March 02, 2017, 05:52:58 AM
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I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... cry:
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happy100
Ask for some pills
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happy100
Ask for some pills
No, I'm off the booze... ::)
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Banghead
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I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... cry:
What have you got to be tense about, apart from lack of booze?
rubschin:
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I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... cry:
What have you got to be tense about, apart from lack of booze?
rubschin:
Nuffink - that is the mystery... Shrugs:
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happy100
Has Nick threatened to come out and visit again ? rubschin:
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Ackchooly, Viagra was originally developed to treat that :thumbsup: The side effects of it came to light later :thumbsup:
YOu could kill two birds with one stone, like*
*Top tip: Buy Gaviscon redface:
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happy100
Has Nick threatened to come out and visit again ? rubschin:
You trying to finish me off???? eeek:
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TMJs noooo:
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TMJs noooo:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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TMJs noooo:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
calm down, calm down, it's not good for your blood pressure you know ;)
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Takes black suit to cleaners again noooo:
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Takes black suit to cleaners again noooo:
One day that's not going to be funny. noooo:
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Unless the stiff is on my card :thumbsup:
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Takes black suit to cleaners again noooo:
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Mind you, if the wold be stiff takes the Viagra route we could have a complex situation on our hands rubschin:
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Unless the stiff is on my card :thumbsup:
TMJs........
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I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... cry:
sad24:
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Is it time for my up at the crack joke?
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Is it time for my up at the crack joke?
noooo:
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sad32:
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I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... cry:
sad24:
Deletes Bm's phone number ........... whistle:
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He could leave you his booze stash in his will, like :thumbsup:
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I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... cry:
sad24:
Deletes Bm's phone number ........... whistle:
Pours voddy down sink... whistle:
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I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... cry:
Don't they have Ramipril in the colonies then? Go the docs here and if you look over 50 they seem to put you on it as soon as they can find an excuse. And then they never let you off it - but you can still drink.
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Lisinopril for me. Worked so well I ended up with low blood pressure instead :thumbsup:
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I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... cry:
Don't they have Ramipril in the colonies then? Go the docs here and if you look over 50 they seem to put you on it as soon as they can find an excuse. And then they never let you off it - but you can still drink.
They have it but quackter wants to run tests first... Thumbs:
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Lisinopril for me. Worked so well I ended up with low blood pressure instead :thumbsup:
I'll take my black suit to the cleaners... whistle:
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Lisinopril for me. Worked so well I ended up with low blood pressure instead :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
A quick googles and seems they both do the same thing the same way.
Top tip: sell Lidl futures
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I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... cry:
Don't they have Ramipril in the colonies then? Go the docs here and if you look over 50 they seem to put you on it as soon as they can find an excuse. And then they never let you off it - but you can still drink.
They have it but quackter wants to run tests first... Thumbs:
See if they can do one of those 24 hour tests. It's a bit of a faff wearing it but showed I was a classic 'white coat' high blood pressure person. About 1 in 3 are.
But eventually over 10 years it crept up to the tablets for life state and I find that a right pain in the bum
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Zackly. My mate Nod went to the hospital about a minor op. They explained it was painful, risky and not guaranteed to work. QUack then took his blood pressure which was, for some reason, off the scale ::)
Advised him to see his quack who checked and found it to be normal. ::)
Also well known that nurses taking BP get lower readings than when quacks take it.
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I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... cry:
Don't they have Ramipril in the colonies then? Go the docs here and if you look over 50 they seem to put you on it as soon as they can find an excuse. And then they never let you off it - but you can still drink.
They have it but quackter wants to run tests first... Thumbs:
See if they can do one of those 24 hour tests. It's a bit of a faff wearing it but showed I was a classic 'white coat' high blood pressure person. About 1 in 3 are.
But eventually over 10 years it crept up to the tablets for life state and I find that a right pain in the bum
She wondered if it was white coat syndrome but we have a monitor at home and is shows the same... noooo:
We tested yesterday and the 'extreme hypertension' LED blew up and embedded itself in the kitchen ceiling... facepalm:
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eeek:
best do what Doc Wock says then
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eeek:
best do what Doc Wock says then
ECG was fine, blood Oxygen fine... had bloods taken today and will get results on Tuesday...
Possible causes...
Smoking - Nope angel1
Being overweight or obese - Nope angel1
Lack of physical activity - Nope angel1
Too much salt in the diet - Nope angel1
Too much alcohol consumption (more than 1 to 2 drinks per day) redface:
Stress - Nope angel1
Older age - Nope angel1
Genetics rubschin:
Family history of high blood pressure rubschin:
Chronic kidney disease - find out on Tuesday eeek:
Adrenal and thyroid disorders - find out on Tuesday eeek:
Sleep apnea - Nope angel1
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Miss I has high blood pressure (runs in the family). Doesn't seem to stop her doing anything whistle:
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Miss I has high blood pressure (runs in the family). Doesn't seem to stop her doing anything whistle:
Is it high or...
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She does get quite hot sometimes whistle:
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She does get quite hot sometimes whistle:
Ski instructors and suchlike...? rubschin:
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evil:
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evil:
(https://s14.postimg.org/j2anfig2l/1_2.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/j2anfig2l/)
or...
(https://s14.postimg.org/69mjfl4gt/Horatio_Mc_Callister.png) (https://postimg.org/image/69mjfl4gt/)
rubschin:
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evil: evil:
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evil:
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or...
(https://s14.postimg.org/69mjfl4gt/Horatio_Mc_Callister.png) (https://postimg.org/image/69mjfl4gt/)
rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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evil: evil: evil:
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evil: evil: evil:
now now calm down, mind your blood pressure
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evil:
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angel1
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ANyhoo, Miss I is coming on Saturday so it will be blood pressure city here cloud9:
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evil: evil: evil:
now now calm down, mind your blood pressure
lol: lol: lol:
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::)
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She does get quite hot sometimes whistle:
Ski instructors and suchlike...? rubschin:
Both hands you mean ........... rubschin:
redface:
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eastdrink048
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Had seven pints last night, rolled in at 1am, feeling shite this morning... noooo:
But BP normal! lol:
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Had seven pints last night, rolled in at 1am, feeling shite this morning... noooo:
lol:
But BP normal! lol:
Homeopathic remedies do work then lol:
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Had seven pints last night, rolled in at 1am, feeling shite this morning... noooo:
lol:
But BP normal! lol:
Homeopathic remedies do work then lol:
Indeed! ;D
I'm gonna try diluted grape juice today.... whistle:
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Research continues...
Got bladdered on collapso economico yesterday.
This morning, blood pressure = Normal cloud9:
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A new miracle cure :thumbsup: cloud9:
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A new miracle cure :thumbsup: cloud9:
Thumbs:
Lidl... cloud9:
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Blood tests perfik! cloud9:
Cholesterol, liver function, everyfink all perfik! cloud9:
Apparently, I have a Prostate of a 40 year old - not sure where that came from... rubschin:
Anyhoo, Istopril, 5mg daily.... ::)
...and no more than two glasses of wine a day.... happy001
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It's a miracle.
Crack open some collapso to celebrate :thumbsup:
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It's a miracle.
Crack open some collapso to celebrate :thumbsup:
Waaaay ahead of you... ;)
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http://www.prevention.com/health/healthy-living/health-benefits-of-red-wine (http://www.prevention.com/health/healthy-living/health-benefits-of-red-wine) :thumbsup:
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http://www.prevention.com/health/healthy-living/health-benefits-of-red-wine (http://www.prevention.com/health/healthy-living/health-benefits-of-red-wine) :thumbsup:
I'm living proof! lol:
The tick is to drink gallons of it and feed yourself up with nutritious Big Macs as often as possible... ;)
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2 glasses you say.... rubschin:
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Problem solved Thumbs:
(https://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/glass.jpg)
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2 glasses you say.... rubschin:
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Problem solved Thumbs:
(https://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/glass.jpg)
Precisely... cloud9:
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2 glasses you say.... rubschin:
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Problem solved Thumbs:
(https://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/glass.jpg)
Precisely... cloud9:
Can we watch when you beg Miss D if you can borrow some of her wine glasses... whistle:
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2 glasses you say.... rubschin:
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Problem solved Thumbs:
(https://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/glass.jpg)
Precisely... cloud9:
Can we watch when you beg Miss D if you can borrow some of her wine glasses... whistle:
She has voddy glasses... ::)
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http://www.prevention.com/health/healthy-living/health-benefits-of-red-wine (http://www.prevention.com/health/healthy-living/health-benefits-of-red-wine) :thumbsup:
I'm living proof! lol:
The tick is to drink gallons of it and feed yourself up with nutritious Big Macs as often as possible... ;)
:thumbsup:
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2 glasses you say.... rubschin:
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Problem solved Thumbs:
(https://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/glass.jpg)
Precisely... cloud9:
Can we watch when you beg Miss D if you can borrow some of her wine glasses... whistle:
She has voddy glasses... ::)
Voddy bottles more like lol:
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2 glasses you say.... rubschin:
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Problem solved Thumbs:
(https://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/glass.jpg)
Precisely... cloud9:
Can we watch when you beg Miss D if you can borrow some of her wine glasses... whistle:
She has voddy glasses... ::)
Voddy bottles more like lol:
And Vodka patches?
So discreet when you have to have meetings at work
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Been to the quackter again...
Now on Atacand 8mg...
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Been to the quackter again...
Now on Atacand 8mg...
Is that good or bad news?
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Been to the quackter again...
Now on Atacand 8mg...
Is that good or bad news?
Shrugs:
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Been to the quackter again...
Now on Atacand 8mg...
0MG! Shocked:
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Been to the quackter again...
Now on Atacand 8mg...
0MG! Shocked:
I''ll get get tab running .......... Thumbs:
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Been to the quackter again...
Now on Atacand 8mg...
0MG! Shocked:
scared2:
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Been to the quackter again...
Now on Atacand 8mg...
0MG! Shocked:
scared2:
Ah now I understand. Someone called Atacand ate my god.
That don't happen every day
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Been to the quackter again...
Now on Atacand 8mg...
8mg is the minimum maintenance dose so this strikes me as a precaution rather than anything else. rubschin:
You will find that alcohol increases some of the side effects of the drug so you will be more likely to feel headaches and dizziness, back pain and man flu unless LL has already rationed your intake. noooo:
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Been to the quackter again...
Now on Atacand 8mg...
8mg is the minimum maintenance dose so this strikes me as a precaution rather than anything else. rubschin:
You will find that alcohol increases some of the side effects of the drug so you will be more likely to feel headaches and dizziness, back pain and man flu unless LL has already rationed your intake. noooo:
happy001
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noooo: noooo:
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Been to the quackter again...
Now on Atacand 8mg...
8mg is the minimum maintenance dose so this strikes me as a precaution rather than anything else. rubschin:
You will find that alcohol increases some of the side effects of the drug so you will be more likely to feel headaches and dizziness, back pain and man flu unless LL has already rationed your intake. noooo:
happy001
I give it five minutes from LL realising there is a link between your collapsio intake, the medication and your increasingly common bouts of man flu..... noooo: