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Title: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2017, 08:20:25 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38851097 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38851097)

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Some supermarkets are rationing the number of iceberg lettuce and broccoli customers can buy

Well fuck the lettuces but is the Broccoli shortage bad times for me?   rubschin:

Good times for Turnip Future holders?   noooo:  nobody's that desperate.

Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2017, 08:24:50 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2017, 08:20:25 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38851097 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38851097)

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Some supermarkets are rationing the number of iceberg lettuce and broccoli customers can buy

Well fuck the lettuces but is the Broccoli shortage bad times for me?   rubschin:

Good times for Turnip Future holders?   noooo:  nobody's that desperate.

We have a plentiful supply here...  whistle:
Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2017, 08:26:13 PM
Shove a few down the Smugland-Blighty pipeline then please
Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2017, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2017, 08:26:13 PM
Shove a few down the Smugland-Blighty pipeline then please

UPS or DHL...?
Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2017, 09:00:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2017, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2017, 08:26:13 PM
Shove a few down the Smugland-Blighty pipeline then please

UPS or DHL...?
Is that Unlimited Parsnip Services and Definitely Hasty Lettuces?

I suspect they're too pricey, anyway Cook says we've only just finishing off the Christmas sprout mountain
Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2017, 10:50:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2017, 09:00:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2017, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2017, 08:26:13 PM
Shove a few down the Smugland-Blighty pipeline then please

UPS or DHL...?
Is that Unlimited Parsnip Services and Definitely Hasty Lettuces?

I suspect they're too pricey, anyway Cook says we've only just finishing off the Christmas sprout mountain
Tasty Nifty Turnips obviously.  ::)
Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2017, 11:49:47 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2017, 10:50:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2017, 09:00:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 03, 2017, 08:29:45 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 03, 2017, 08:26:13 PM
Shove a few down the Smugland-Blighty pipeline then please

UPS or DHL...?
Is that Unlimited Parsnip Services and Definitely Hasty Lettuces?

I suspect they're too pricey, anyway Cook says we've only just finishing off the Christmas sprout mountain
Tasty Nifty Turnips obviously.  ::)
TNT?   rubschin:

Yep, they both have similar effects on the innards.  Maybe TNT tastes better
Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 05, 2017, 08:07:00 PM
I was concerned so have sewn a tub of lettuce today... just in case like.   There could be a future or two in this?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2017, 08:08:51 PM
How do you embroider lettuce?  whistle:
Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 05, 2017, 08:11:14 PM
With needle and thread.   ;D
Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2017, 08:11:44 PM
 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 05, 2017, 08:13:24 PM
 redface: