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Come Inside... => The Commons => Topic started by: Nick on January 26, 2017, 02:40:54 PM
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I have written to him asking if he has a sense of humour. angel1
https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact (https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact)
I may have mentioned that Trump = Fart in English redface:
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I have written to him asking if he has a sense of humour. angel1
https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact (https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact)
I may have mentioned that Trump = Fart in English redface:
lol: lol: lol:
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Dear Mr Trump
Are you by any chance related to the late Jeremy Beadle?
He too was an offensive shit with small hands but on balance we'd rather he was still alive and you weren't.
PS: congratulations on Making America Grate Again
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https://twitter.com/bbcthisweek/status/829841142158024704
happy001
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https://twitter.com/bbcthisweek/status/829841142158024704
happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Getting to be a real must watch on the Beeb is Neil
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I have just had to apply for my American Visa.
Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles noooo:
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point: point: point: point: point:
They will never let you in carrying an axe noooo:
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I just shan't accept any new friend requests or followers for the time being lol:
Might have to upgrade the axe to a Kalashnikov then I would be welcomed with open arms :thumbsup:
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I have just had to apply for my American Visa.
Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles noooo:
Visa or ESTA? Visas cost $mucho nowadays
The old green form you had to fill in on the plane used to be a right laugh too. Questions like "Have you ever been or are you still a Storm Trooper for the Nazis; Have you ever stolen children? and "Are you a drug smuggler?" There was also one about 'Moral Turpitude' lol:
updated to add ye olde green forme
(https://chcidoameriky.cz/wp-content/uploads/jak-vyplnit-zeleny-formular-i-94w-nonimmigrant-visa-waiver-arrival-departure-form.jpg)
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Does that mean you can't molest them ??
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Does that mean you can't molest them ??
Shrugs:
I believe the new rule is molesting only allowed if the victims are women or black or look Mexican or look Chinese or might be muslim or voted Democrat or bought anything made outside the USA.
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I have just had to apply for my American Visa.
Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles noooo:
Even here? eeek:
Who knows what they would make of random bollocks we've been posting over the years.... scared2:
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I have just had to apply for my American Visa.
Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles noooo:
Even here? eeek:
Who knows what they would make of random bollocks we've been posting over the years.... scared2:
eeek:
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They will never let you in carrying an axe noooo:
Depends on your attire.
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/2/4/17/enhanced-buzz-11838-1360015381-10.jpg)
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I trust in the walls of fire that Mr Barman has built that trumps that of the kind that the Donald is proposing :thumbsup:
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I trust in the walls of fire that Mr Barman has built that trumps that of the kind that the Donald is proposing :thumbsup:
cloud9:
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I trust in the walls of fire that Mr Barman has built that trumps that of the kind that the Donald is proposing :thumbsup:
cloud9:
Sarcasm seems to be lost on some
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I see Mr Little Hands is getting Littler support :thumbsup:
http://www.gallup.com/poll/203198/presidential-approval-ratings-donald-trump.aspx (http://www.gallup.com/poll/203198/presidential-approval-ratings-donald-trump.aspx)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpoliticalwire.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F02%2Ftrump-approval-gallup.png&hash=717b69b60a3a8b8a469a7ab98d6f3e604e00ea8d)
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I have just had to apply for my American Visa.
Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles noooo:
Even here? eeek:
Who knows what they would make of random bollocks we've been posting over the years.... scared2:
Well that's me fucked then if they go to the comedy room........... noooo:
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I have just had to apply for my American Visa.
Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles noooo:
Even here? eeek:
Who knows what they would make of random bollocks we've been posting over the years.... scared2:
Well that's me fucked then if they go to the comedy room........... noooo:
Thrown in a cell you share with a mahoosive bloke called Bubba, you say...
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I have just had to apply for my American Visa.
Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles noooo:
Even here? eeek:
Who knows what they would make of random bollocks we've been posting over the years.... scared2:
Well that's me fucked then if they go to the comedy room........... noooo:
Not laughing now eh...?