The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on November 11, 2016, 02:49:35 PM
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10 years ago some good friends retired to Norfolk. Three years ago they visited Nottiingham. I bumped into them outside a Tesco about 6 miles from here.
Today they returned to Nottingham for the first time in 3 years. I bumped into them in exactly the same place eeek: scared2:
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10 years ago some good friends retired to Norfolk. Three years ago they visited Nottiingham. I bumped into them outside a Tesco about 6 miles from here.
Today they returned to Nottingham for the first time in 3 years. I bumped into them in exactly the same place eeek: scared2:
How much did you owe them...
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10 years ago some good friends retired to Norfolk. Three years ago they visited Nottiingham. I bumped into them outside a Tesco about 6 miles from here.
Today they returned to Nottingham for the first time in 3 years. I bumped into them in exactly the same place eeek: scared2:
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My lovely thread sad24:
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10 years ago some good friends retired to Norfolk. Three years ago they visited Nottiingham. I bumped into them outside a Tesco about 6 miles from here.
Today they returned to Nottingham for the first time in 3 years. I bumped into them in exactly the same place eeek: scared2:
And Tesco gave you your 3 year long service award as their meet and greeter?
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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10 years ago some good friends retired to Norfolk. Three years ago they visited Nottiingham. I bumped into them outside a Tesco about 6 miles from here.
Today they returned to Nottingham for the first time in 3 years. I bumped into them in exactly the same place eeek: scared2:
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happy001
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10 years ago some good friends retired to Norfolk. Three years ago they visited Nottiingham. I bumped into them outside a Tesco about 6 miles from here.
Today they returned to Nottingham for the first time in 3 years. I bumped into them in exactly the same place eeek: scared2:
And Tesco gave you your 3 year long service award as their meet and greeter?
happy001
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10 years ago some good friends retired to Norfolk. Three years ago they visited Nottiingham. I bumped into them outside a Tesco about 6 miles from here.
Today they returned to Nottingham for the first time in 3 years. I bumped into them in exactly the same place eeek: scared2:
And Tesco gave you your 3 year long service award as their meet and greeter?
happy001
;D ;D ;D
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LL just said, "you need to call the gas man and get a refill as they will be closing for Xmas"
At that very second the gas man called, "Mr. Mark, I am outside your gate" eeek:
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Why couldn't she call the gas man? rubschin:
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Why couldn't she call the gas man? rubschin:
That has always been my job... ::)
She doesn't call the gas man, I don't do the cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, etc.
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Why couldn't she call the gas man? rubschin:
That has always been my job... ::)
She doesn't call the gas man, I don't do the cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, or anything else useful
whistle:
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Why couldn't she call the gas man? rubschin:
That has always been my job... ::)
She doesn't call the gas man, I don't do the cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, or anything else useful
whistle:
cloud9:
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LL just said, "you need to call the gas man and get a refill as they will be closing for Xmas"
At that very second the gas man called, "Mr. Mark, I am outside your gate" eeek:
rubschin:
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worthy: worthy: worthy:
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LL just said, "you need to call the gas man and get a refill as they will be closing for Xmas"
At that very second the gas man called, "Mr. Mark, I am outside your gate" eeek:
rubschin:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/1d/e2/a91de250c14194d2c8321b2191f30693.jpg)
That would explain a lot! eeek:
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worthy: worthy: worthy:
worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:
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LL just said, "you need to call the gas man and get a refill as they will be closing for Xmas"
At that very second the gas man called, "Mr. Mark, I am outside your gate" eeek:
rubschin:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/1d/e2/a91de250c14194d2c8321b2191f30693.jpg)
That would explain a lot! eeek:
does she weigh the same as a duck?
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Miss I was in N Wales for a few days and took a trip across the border,
She went for a walk to a local village.
She had an ice cream.
She said it was really pretty.
She said she sat on a bench outside a beautiful house with a balcony all around it eeek:
Um, Nick Towers!! Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
She had no clue. I had never mentioned the village or the house!!
Shocked:
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Miss I was in N Wales for a few days and took a trip across the border,
She went for a walk to a local village.
She had an ice cream.
She said it was really pretty.
She said she sat on a bench outside a beautiful house with a balcony all around it eeek:
Um, Nick Towers!! Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
She had no clue. I had never mentioned the village or the house!!
Shocked:
eeek:
Did she mention the air raid shelter...? scared2:
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Mercifully not, but a fucking close call Shocked:
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What a shame Mrs Nick wasn't at home lol:
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Shocked:
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It is seeming more and more inevitable ..... whistle:
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Coincidence...? I think not... noooo:
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eeek:
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It is seeming more and more inevitable ..... whistle:
Deffo
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scared2:
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It is seeming more and more inevitable ..... whistle:
Deffo
Would certainly be interesting to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.... whistle:
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For some reason "I Will Survive" seemed appropriate... whistle:
I wasn't just afraid, I was terrified
Miss I's sat outside Nick Towers, Mrs Nick's inside
I have no idea just what the hell might have been going on
I must look strong, I'll seek advice from old Barmong
Now Miss I's back, from Northern Wales
I'm scared that she and Mrs Nick may have been swapping tales
And now I feel a total cock
I guess you all find that funny
But for pity's sake will someone just stop laughing and help me
Anyone who want's to carry this on please feel free to add to it Thumbs:
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It is seeming more and more inevitable ..... whistle:
Deffo
Would certainly be interesting to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.... whistle:
Spainish fly ......... rubschin:
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It is seeming more and more inevitable ..... whistle:
Deffo
Would certainly be interesting to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.... whistle:
Spainish fly ......... rubschin:
*Spanish... ::)
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For some reason "I Will Survive" seemed appropriate... whistle:
I wasn't just afraid, I was terrified
Miss I's sat outside Nick Towers, Mrs Nick's inside
I have no idea just what the hell might have been going on
I must look strong, I'll seek advice from old Barmong
Now Miss I's back, from Northern Wales
I'm scared that she and Mrs Nick may have been swapping tales
And now I feel a total cock
I guess you all find that funny
But for pity's sake will someone just stop laughing and help me
Anyone who want's to carry this on please feel free to add to it Thumbs:
I see an orderly queue is forming.