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Title: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 08:18:13 PM
Lady plumbing problems  sad24: rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2016, 08:19:41 PM
Lady plumbing problems  sad24: rubschin:
Oh woes

Hope she's well soon
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:20:21 PM
A babby!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 08:22:13 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 08:22:38 PM
Lady plumbing problems  sad24: rubschin:
Oh woes

Hope she's well soon

May have to go down this weekend
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2016, 08:24:09 PM
Lady plumbing problems  sad24: rubschin:
Oh woes

Hope she's well soon

May have to go down this weekend

As Apey would say  . . . . .
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:24:32 PM
Lady plumbing problems  sad24: rubschin:
Oh woes

Hope she's well soon

May have to go down this weekend

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 08:25:51 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2016, 10:28:38 PM
Lady plumbing problems  sad24: rubschin:
Is she having it looked into privately?
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2016, 06:37:10 AM
 evil:




















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Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2016, 09:31:46 AM
Lady plumbing problems  sad24: rubschin:
Oh woes

Hope she's well soon

May have to go down this weekend

As Apey would say  . . . . .

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2018, 09:45:55 AM
Now she reports that she is on antibiotics having somehow picked up a (koff) social disease.  I nearly asked, "How did you manage to ge.." and then thought better of it  redface:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2018, 11:05:41 AM
 noooo:

What a poxy January for her.  Nothing to clap about
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2018, 11:07:03 AM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2018, 12:58:08 PM
Nothing specific...?
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2018, 01:15:19 PM
I don't want to go into the ins and outs of it  angel1
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 12, 2018, 01:32:09 PM
Poor girl  -  noooo:

Still at least she knows her dignity is safe with you  whistle:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2018, 01:33:29 PM
 angel1 sad24:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2018, 02:52:33 PM
angel1 sad24:

Remind me never to tell you an secret...  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2018, 03:24:22 PM
She did say she had a lot of fun getting the infections  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2018, 07:12:03 PM
angel1 sad24:

Remind me never to tell you an secret...  noooo:
Or even better tell him a completely false one he won't be able to resist 'sharing'

Like Miss I just did?
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2018, 07:21:47 PM
angel1 sad24:

Remind me never to tell you an secret...  noooo:
Or even better tell him a completely false one he won't be able to resist 'sharing'

Like Miss I just did?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 12, 2018, 07:22:35 PM
Is it time for the Dad Dancing video?
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2018, 07:29:11 PM
Is it time for the Dad Dancing video?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2018, 07:29:45 PM
Is it time for the Dad Dancing video?

It needs someone to edit it so that Abba is playing in the background...  whistle:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 13, 2018, 08:46:00 AM
She did say she had a lot of fun getting the infections  :thumbsup:

In New York ??   rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2018, 08:53:57 AM
Yup  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2018, 01:46:51 PM
She did say she had a lot of fun getting the infections  :thumbsup:

In New York ??   rubschin:
Probably from taking someone up the Hudson.
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2018, 02:36:16 PM
She did say she had a lot of fun getting the infections  :thumbsup:

In New York ??   rubschin:
Probably from taking someone up the Hudson.
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Or maybe someone was Central Parked
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2018, 02:57:38 PM
She did say she had a lot of fun getting the infections  :thumbsup:

In New York ??   rubschin:
Probably from taking someone up the Hudson.
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Or maybe someone was Central Parked

She likes old gingers... perhaps she has been up Trump Tower...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2018, 03:08:21 PM
 Angry9:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2018, 03:10:25 PM
Angry9:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2018, 05:04:19 PM
Is it time for that Pink Floyd song about a bike?

Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2018, 05:05:27 PM
Three girlfriends  noooo: noooo:  Be too much even for me  noooo:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2018, 05:06:45 PM
Three girlfriends  noooo: noooo:  Be too much even for me  noooo:
And there's that awkwardness calling out the wrong name in the heat of the moment
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2018, 05:08:34 PM
And the awkwardness of telling all three of them that you have an infection  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2018, 05:12:52 PM
And the awkwardness of telling all three of them that you have an infection  noooo: noooo:
Yes there would be that.  Surely one of them should start the ball rolling so to speak
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2018, 05:15:43 PM
She sought my advice on that  angel1  WTF do I know eeek:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2018, 05:17:33 PM
She sought my advice on that  angel1  WTF do I know eeek:
Well can you blame her for taking a stab in the dark?   Maybe I could phrase that better
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2018, 05:18:18 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2018, 05:18:52 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2018, 08:18:10 PM
And the awkwardness of telling all three of them that you have an infection  noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

She should gather them all together in the dining room like Hercule Poirot and eliminate the suspects one by one...  :thumbsup:

Is one of them a butler...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2018, 12:09:04 AM
And the awkwardness of telling all three of them that you have an infection  noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

She should gather them all together in the dining room like Hercule Poirot and eliminate the suspects one by one...  :thumbsup:

Is one of them a butler...?  rubschin:

Call it a hunch but something tells me that calling them together was what caused this in the first place...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2018, 06:49:56 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2018, 01:53:21 PM
And the awkwardness of telling all three of them that you have an infection  noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

She should gather them all together in the dining room like Hercule Poirot and eliminate the suspects one by one...  :thumbsup:

Is one of them a butler...?  rubschin:
happy001
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2018, 03:50:56 PM
Dis you turn her as well Nick???
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2018, 03:53:42 PM
What are you thinking of  rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2018, 04:01:58 PM
Dis you turn her as well Nick???
lol:

One of my ex girl friends is now married to a woman
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2018, 04:04:01 PM
Dis you turn her as well Nick???
lol:

One of my ex girl friends is now married to a woman following her sex change. I always had my doubts about her stubble.

 whistle:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2018, 04:24:10 PM
Child
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2018, 04:24:54 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2018, 06:35:14 AM
I don't want to go into the ins and outs of it  angel1

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Title: Re: Miss I is in horsepickle
Post by: Steve on January 15, 2018, 08:18:30 AM
I don't want to go into the ins and outs of it  angel1

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:

But we know Nick really does.  Just prolly not on the VP