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Title: Seagulls
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2016, 10:00:17 AM
Drop computer off for installation of new battery. Go to a pavement caff for coffee and croissant.

Seagull steals croissant and shits in my coffee.

That is all.













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Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2016, 10:32:07 AM
Drop computer off for installation of new battery. Go to a pavement caff for coffee and croissant.

Seagull steals croissant and shits in my coffee.

That is all.

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 point:

Even I can change a laptop battery.  noooo:
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2016, 10:40:17 AM
 evil:

NOt when the machine in question has to be taken apart to remove and replace the old one  cussing:
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2016, 11:21:39 AM
evil:

NOt when the machine in question has to be taken apart to remove and replace the old one  cussing:
You do know you can recharge them?
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2016, 11:26:24 AM
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Pirate on July 26, 2016, 11:49:15 AM
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead

Would recommend anger management therapy.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead

Would recommend anger management therapy.... :thumbsup:
  :thumbsup:

Also those free online tutorials showing you how anyone that can use a screwdriver can change innardly parts of almost any computery

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"anyone that can use a screwdriver"  OK I take it all back for this case
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2016, 11:57:48 AM
 Banghead Banghead

If you need a Victorian narratology expert anytime, I am your man :thumbsup:  £50 per hour or part thereof.
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2016, 12:04:12 PM
Banghead Banghead

If you need a Victorian narratology expert anytime, I am your man :thumbsup:  £50 per hour or part thereof.
don't wait by the phone
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2016, 12:04:59 PM
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead

Would recommend anger management therapy.... :thumbsup:
  :thumbsup:

Also those free online tutorials showing you how anyone that can use a screwdriver can change innardly parts of almost any computery

 rubschin:

"anyone that can use a screwdriver"  OK I take it all back for this case

Yeah, I think you were heading off into The Twilight Zone there...  noooo:
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2016, 12:30:28 PM
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead
PICNIB
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2016, 12:33:04 PM
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Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2016, 12:41:39 PM
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead
PICNIB

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2016, 05:25:12 PM
^

So about these Seagulls

Were they holding their charge?
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2016, 05:26:05 PM
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Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2016, 05:55:41 PM
Apparently its supposed to be lucky when a seagull shits on you................explains why it landed in the coffee instead  rubschin:
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2016, 05:56:29 PM
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Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2016, 06:09:05 PM
Apparently its supposed to be lucky when a seagull shits on you................explains why it landed in the coffee instead  rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Seagulls
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2016, 06:10:49 PM
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