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Title: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2016, 07:38:42 AM
All nice and ready like .............


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Title: Re: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2016, 09:06:18 AM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2016, 09:08:38 AM
I'm hoping his first action will be to cut the 0.7% of GDP we give away to forriners....  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2016, 09:11:29 AM
I'm hoping his first action will be to cut the 0.7% of GDP we give away to forriners....  ;D

"we"? 
Title: Re: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2016, 09:22:29 AM
I'm hoping his first action will be to cut the 0.7% of GDP we give away to forriners....  ;D

"we"?

Yes... ::)
Title: Re: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2016, 09:59:44 AM
I'm hoping his first action will be to cut the 0.7% of GDP we give away to forriners....  ;D

"we"?

Yes... ::)

Err isn't Smugland a recipient of international foreign aid?
Title: Re: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2016, 10:02:02 AM
I'm hoping his first action will be to cut the 0.7% of GDP we give away to forriners....  ;D

"we"?

Yes... ::)

Err isn't Smugland a recipient of international foreign aid?

What relevance would that have...?
Title: Re: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2016, 10:08:10 AM
Well we all thought you lived in Cyprus so would be paying bugger all UK tax compared to us poor, downtrodden. much shat upon, highly taxed, salt of the earth Brits
Title: Re: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2016, 10:12:02 AM
Well we all thought you lived in Cyprus so would be paying bugger all UK tax compared to us poor, downtrodden. much shat upon, highly taxed, salt of the earth Brits

Well, except I am a Brit and I've paid tax-a-plenty in my time and my family live there and LL is there at the moment and paying tax and my 'pension pot' (happy001) is there so i still have an interest in how 'we' piss away the money...  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2016, 10:16:09 AM
Well we all thought you lived in Cyprus so would be paying bugger all UK tax compared to us poor, downtrodden. much shat upon, highly taxed, salt of the earth Brits

Well, except I am a Brit and I've paid tax-a-plenty in my time and my family live there and LL is there at the moment and paying tax and my 'pension pot' (happy001) is there so i still have an interest in how 'we' piss away the money...  ;)
Oh THAT money.  All spent yonks ago
Title: Re: The all new Boris's gaffes thread
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2016, 07:49:14 AM
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/boris-johnson-wins-the-spectators-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/ (http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/boris-johnson-wins-the-spectators-president-erdogan-offensive-poetry-competition/)