Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2014, 09:54:42 AM
Title: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2014, 09:54:42 AM
For going above and beyond in his efforts to cleanse the gene pool Darwin deserves a medal, or at the very least a bottle or Ardberg from BM's stash in the cellar. :thumbsup:
Stopping idiots like this from being able to reproduce can only be a good thing. lol:
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A Wisconsin man had a longstanding erotic game with his wife where she would place the barrel of an unloaded shotgun against his scrotum and he would tell her to pull the trigger. This time, the imminent arrival of one of his wife’s friends seems to have made them rush, because the gun was loaded. The man survived, earning a rare Living Darwin Award for his self-exclusion from the human gene pool.
Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.
They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .
Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.
What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him evil:
Moral: if you see a drowning fuckwit just point:
It was in Brighton don't forget . . .
Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2015, 04:27:53 PM
Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.
They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .
Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.
What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him evil:
Moral: if you see a drowning fuckwit just point:
It was in Brighton don't forget . . .
Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."
;D ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2015, 04:57:20 PM
Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.
They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .
Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.
What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him evil:
Moral: if you see a drowning fuckwit just point:
It was in Brighton don't forget . . .
Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."
You mean he was trying to pull him out of the water?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 10, 2015, 05:24:44 PM
Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.
They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .
Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.
What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him evil:
Moral: if you see a drowning fuckwit just point:
It was in Brighton don't forget . . .
Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."
You mean he was trying to pull him out of the water?
Probably beating him off . . . whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2015, 10:13:21 PM
A Cypriot hunter shot n killed himself yesterday cleaning his gun....... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2015, 10:17:25 PM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.
The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2015, 10:45:43 PM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.
The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........
Not a rifle - a shotgun! Banghead
Cypriot hunters always walk round with closed, loaded shotguns.... it is a recipe for disaster.
No doubt he got back to his car with his loaded gun, drove home and it went off when he put it down or fell over and went off.... the 'safety' (which they never use anyway) is only a trigger lock on a shotgun. So any good knock can release the firing pin...
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2015, 04:09:19 PM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.
The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........
Not a rifle - a shotgun! Banghead
Cypriot hunters always walk round with closed, loaded shotguns.... it is a recipe for disaster.
No doubt he got back to his car with his loaded gun, drove home and it went off when he put it down or fell over and went off.... the 'safety' (which they never use anyway) is only a trigger lock on a shotgun. So any good knock can release the firing pin...
So true....was with a mate who got his rifles. whistle: out to clean from the previous season....one was still loaded....but they were carefully stored in his wardrobe..... ::)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2015, 04:17:58 PM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.
The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........
Not a rifle - a shotgun! Banghead
Cypriot hunters always walk round with closed, loaded shotguns.... it is a recipe for disaster.
No doubt he got back to his car with his loaded gun, drove home and it went off when he put it down or fell over and went off.... the 'safety' (which they never use anyway) is only a trigger lock on a shotgun. So any good knock can release the firing pin...
So true....was with a mate who got his rifles. whistle: out to clean from the previous season....one was still loaded....but they were carefully stored in his wardrobe..... ::)
evil:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2015, 02:04:53 AM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.
The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........
Not a rifle - a shotgun! Banghead
Cypriot hunters always walk round with closed, loaded shotguns.... it is a recipe for disaster.
No doubt he got back to his car with his loaded gun, drove home and it went off when he put it down or fell over and went off.... the 'safety' (which they never use anyway) is only a trigger lock on a shotgun. So any good knock can release the firing pin...
So true....was with a mate who got his rifles. whistle: out to clean from the previous season....one was still loaded....but they were carefully stored in his wardrobe..... ::)
Ballistic Mong you say... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2015, 05:47:24 AM
Hmmm I may have found a hobby, but that last demonstration... eeek: eeek: eeek:
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.
The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........
Just found out it was my"mate's" dad......... ;D ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 06:46:15 PM
Judging from the smiles I'm guessing that in this case mate means 'I can't stand the bastard' rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2015, 06:56:05 PM
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2015, 10:46:44 AM
I've got a great idea for our documentary 'Lair of the Megashark', we'll put the pair of you in a dingy and tow you behind us while while we film you.... noooo:
And the award for understatement of the year goes to...
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One of the men described the experience as 'a bit nerve racking' while another man can be heard saying: 'I don't think this is such a brilliant f*****g idea you know'.
I've got a great idea for our documentary 'Lair of the Megashark', we'll put the pair of you in a dingy and tow you behind us while while we film you.... noooo:
And the award for understatement of the year goes to...
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One of the men described the experience as 'a bit nerve racking' while another man can be heard saying: 'I don't think this is such a brilliant f*****g idea you know'.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2015, 02:19:13 PM
We've had a few drinks and I'm bored. I know I'll strip off and you can set me on fire, that will be a laugh. noooo:
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On an alcohol-fuelled night almost two months ago, he thought it would be harmless to spray himself with deodorant and methylated spirits and have his mates set him alight.
Dressed only in his underpants, he tempted fate by encouraging his mates to light up his leg, which he'd sprayed with deodorant.
We've had a few drinks and I'm bored. I know I'll strip off and you can set me on fire, that will be a laugh. noooo:
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On an alcohol-fuelled night almost two months ago, he thought it would be harmless to spray himself with deodorant and methylated spirits and have his mates set him alight.
Dressed only in his underpants, he tempted fate by encouraging his mates to light up his leg, which he'd sprayed with deodorant.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2015, 09:28:17 AM
I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here.... eeek:
Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money. noooo:
[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense. If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2015, 06:59:25 AM
[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense. If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]
^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2015, 11:38:25 AM
[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense. If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]
^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^
Either that or the MOD thinks that Sheppey would be vastly improved by a large bomb crater... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2015, 08:02:08 PM
[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense. If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]
^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^
Either that or the MOD thinks that Sheppey would be vastly improved by a large bomb crater... rubschin:
That's likely it plus improving the gene pool
That wreck is effin dangerous, possibly the only thing more dangerous is trying to move the damn stuff. Well that and a lightly imbibed 4x4 driving Smugger humming Eight Days a Week
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 11, 2015, 08:36:00 PM
I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here.... eeek:
Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money. noooo:
I dare him to try that with my terrapin. You don't know pain til fluffy snaps his beak shut on your septum and refuses to let go. 20 minutes I had a terrapin hanging from my nose. noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2015, 08:52:28 PM
I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here.... eeek:
Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money. noooo:
I dare him to try that with my terrapin. You don't know pain til fluffy snaps his beak shut on your septum and refuses to let go. 20 minutes I had a terrapin hanging from my nose. noooo:
Something tells me I'm better off not asking why he was biting your nose in the first place... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2015, 05:15:03 AM
I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here.... eeek:
Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money. noooo:
I dare him to try that with my terrapin. You don't know pain til fluffy snaps his beak shut on your septum and refuses to let go. 20 minutes I had a terrapin hanging from my nose. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2015, 09:29:29 PM
Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen. noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2015, 01:38:49 PM
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off... eeek:
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off... eeek:
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off... eeek:
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off... eeek:
Pretty sure I saw a couple of smugger lookalikes in there.. rubschin:
There is a guy up the road working on Miss A's house...
He needed some scaffolding to reach the roof and I arranged with my next door neighbour that he could borrow his (he has loads) for free...
But no... rather than driving 30 seconds up the road and taking the free scaffolding (did I mention it was free?) he is using the single-level scaffolding that he already had (about six feet high?) with an extending ladder precariously perched on top of it to reach the roof... noooo:
To be fair, he has got a bag of cement at the bottom of the ladder to stop it slipping... facepalm:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 02:23:56 AM
Ok let me get this straight, you hold down a bull and completely piss it off by setting its horns on fire before letting it chase you? eeek:
eeek: eeek: I do feel the Anaconda was well within its rights though
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 11:53:31 PM
Says it all really, having a loose .45 automatic on the back seat where your four year old son can get it. It's just pure dumb luck he didn't end up shooting himself instead. Banghead
A 16-year-old boy driving a BMW has died in a crash. He was trying to overtake another vehicle when he lost control and hit a tree at 21:40 BST on Thursday, police said. Officers have yet to trace the owner of the BMW 318SE and do not yet know if the car was stolen. . . . . .Lancashire Police Sgt Nigel Ralphson said it was "an extremely tragic incident".
rubschin: One less law breaker, one less BMW seems more like a win win
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2016, 02:31:28 PM
A 16-year-old boy driving a BMW has died in a crash. He was trying to overtake another vehicle when he lost control and hit a tree at 21:40 BST on Thursday, police said. Officers have yet to trace the owner of the BMW 318SE and do not yet know if the car was stolen. . . . . .Lancashire Police Sgt Nigel Ralphson said it was "an extremely tragic incident".
rubschin: One less law breaker, one less BMW seems more like a win win
No doubt he was an angel... ::)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2016, 03:10:31 PM
A 16-year-old boy driving a BMW has died in a crash. He was trying to overtake another vehicle when he lost control and hit a tree at 21:40 BST on Thursday, police said. Officers have yet to trace the owner of the BMW 318SE and do not yet know if the car was stolen. . . . . .Lancashire Police Sgt Nigel Ralphson said it was "an extremely tragic incident".
rubschin: One less law breaker, one less BMW seems more like a win win
No doubt he was an angel... ::)
Yes indeed, mournathon at school with counsellors for all concerned, "popular and loving, showed great potential, blah blah blah....."
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2016, 03:21:59 PM
A 16-year-old boy driving a BMW has died in a crash. He was trying to overtake another vehicle when he lost control and hit a tree at 21:40 BST on Thursday, police said. Officers have yet to trace the owner of the BMW 318SE and do not yet know if the car was stolen. . . . . .Lancashire Police Sgt Nigel Ralphson said it was "an extremely tragic incident".
rubschin: One less law breaker, one less BMW seems more like a win win
No doubt he was an angel... ::)
Yes indeed, mournathon at school with counsellors for all concerned, "popular and loving, showed great potential, blah blah blah....."
They've merged a picture of the guy taking a photo of an approaching aircraft (see how he is focussed *snigger* in the distance) with a picture of a landing Cessna...
In my humble opinion anyway.... whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2016, 10:49:39 AM
rubschin: Detective BM may have a point
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2016, 10:55:37 AM
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2016, 11:34:57 PM
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble. noooo:
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble. noooo:
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble. noooo:
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble. noooo:
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble. noooo:
It wasn't so much the drop but the fact that knowing his condition he decides to take up a hobby that requires you to be in peak physical shape that makes him a probable Darwin candidate before too much longer. I just hope that when it does happen he doesn't land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2016, 02:53:35 PM
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble. noooo:
It wasn't so much the drop but the fact that knowing his condition he decides to take up a hobby that requires you to be in peak physical shape that makes him a probable Darwin candidate before too much longer. I just hope that when it does happen he doesn't land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. noooo:
I hope it is more than nine meters metres... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 29, 2016, 09:14:07 AM
Man searches for gas leak with a lighter. I shit you not.
Two young men died in the Ural mountains as they pulled the pin from a hand grenade to take a selfie, which remained as evidence of the circumstances of their deaths.[35]
I am a bad, bad person... redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2016, 03:51:39 AM
Two young men died in the Ural mountains as they pulled the pin from a hand grenade to take a selfie, which remained as evidence of the circumstances of their deaths.[35]
I am a bad, bad person... redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2016, 02:28:17 PM
So your wife is in labour and clearly in a massive amount of pain so you decide to wear a T-shirt that says "I did this to you"
"Pokemon Go, a mobile game that has become a global phenomenon, has been released in the UK."
A spokesman for the Co-Op the country's biggest funeral directors said Sinister:
maybe
lol: lol: lol:
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The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in the US is the location of a "gym" in the game, and players planted a pink "Clefairy" Pokemon called Love is Love there. The church has responded with a series of social media posts calling the Pokemon a sodomite.
happy001 happy001 happy001 worthy:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2016, 11:00:27 AM
"Pokemon Go, a mobile game that has become a global phenomenon, has been released in the UK."
A spokesman for the Co-Op the country's biggest funeral directors said Sinister:
maybe
lol: lol: lol:
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The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in the US is the location of a "gym" in the game, and players planted a pink "Clefairy" Pokemon called Love is Love there. The church has responded with a series of social media posts calling the Pokemon a sodomite.
happy001 happy001 happy001 worthy:
happy002
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2016, 11:28:07 AM
"Pokemon Go, a mobile game that has become a global phenomenon, has been released in the UK."
A spokesman for the Co-Op the country's biggest funeral directors said Sinister:
maybe
lol: lol: lol:
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The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in the US is the location of a "gym" in the game, and players planted a pink "Clefairy" Pokemon called Love is Love there. The church has responded with a series of social media posts calling the Pokemon a sodomite.
happy001 happy001 happy001 worthy:
happy002
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2016, 07:21:14 PM
"Pokemon Go, a mobile game that has become a global phenomenon, has been released in the UK."
A spokesman for the Co-Op the country's biggest funeral directors said Sinister:
maybe
lol: lol: lol:
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The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in the US is the location of a "gym" in the game, and players planted a pink "Clefairy" Pokemon called Love is Love there. The church has responded with a series of social media posts calling the Pokemon a sodomite.
happy001 happy001 happy001 worthy:
happy002
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2016, 09:53:50 AM
Mr Darwin sir, you are on a roll with this Pokemon malarkey lol:
Sadly, an hour later, the tiger wanted another one.
redface:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2016, 12:24:13 PM
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed. noooo:
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed. noooo:
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed. noooo:
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed. noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 10:48:48 AM
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired. eeek:
There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.
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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.
So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir. rubschin:
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired. eeek:
There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.
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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.
So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir. rubschin:
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired. eeek:
There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.
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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.
So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir. rubschin:
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired. eeek:
There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.
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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.
So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir. rubschin:
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired. eeek:
There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.
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It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.
So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir. rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2016, 04:16:02 AM
Lets go feed this 500lb alligator......................................while wearing a dinosaur costume that you can barely see out of and stops you from moving properly.... noooo:
Lets go feed this 500lb alligator......................................while wearing a dinosaur costume that you can barely see out of and stops you from moving properly.... noooo:
Lets go feed this 500lb alligator......................................while wearing a dinosaur costume that you can barely see out of and stops you from moving properly.... noooo:
The worst part is "A coroner ruled his death was accidental and plans to send a report to Apple about taking action to prevent future deaths. Safety campaigners have warned about the dangers of charging mobiles near water following the inquest." ...
Why ????????
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 17, 2017, 11:57:30 PM
The worst part is "A coroner ruled his death was accidental and plans to send a report to Apple about taking action to prevent future deaths. Safety campaigners have warned about the dangers of charging mobiles near water following the inquest." ...
Why ????????
noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2017, 10:05:58 AM
Something tells me is isn't going to be too long before Darwin pays these mooks a visit... lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2017, 11:48:22 PM
Mr Darwin sir, when your man deal with this idiot can he please make sure that he doesnt land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. Collateral damage could be messy. noooo:
Mr Darwin sir, when your man deal with this idiot can he please make sure that he doesnt land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. Collateral damage could be messy. noooo:
Mr Darwin sir, when your man deal with this idiot can he please make sure that he doesnt land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. Collateral damage could be messy. noooo:
Sadly, Darwin, the concept of Playbox has changed a little in the interim.
Can anyone give me a serious comment on the Cypriot unification prospects ?
Miss A believes it will happen because of the vast amount of compo that have been made available - i.e., 'here is a million €uros for your worthless scrap of scrubland in the North'...
All of the expats think it is unlikely. To be honest, most expats really enjoy the separation and having a holiday in the North...
There is still a huge amount of anti GC and anti TC venom visible on certain Cyprus forums. Many believe that Turkey will simply annex the North.
The talks themselves seem to have ground to a halt.
I'm not optimistic....
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Cool Hand Luke on June 08, 2017, 11:04:53 AM
I was looking, Steve, for a considered opinion from someone on the ground. It is disappointing that you have no view on the matter other than what you glean from cyberspace, or perhaps from media shock jocks.
The problem, as i see it from afar, and having spent a total of a whole three hours in both parts of Nicosia, is one of property. In a united Cyprus, do northerners get back their original property in the south, and vice versa ? It seems to be a nightmare. Anyway, these are probably naive comments, so i would be interested in more informed views.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Cool Hand Luke on June 08, 2017, 11:09:31 AM
Thanks, Barman, for your comments. Much appreciated.
Maybe it will happen after Erdogan goes, which might be a very long time indeed.
Best wishes to all in the pub, and look forward to logging in six months down the track !!
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2017, 11:24:49 AM
I was looking, Steve, for a considered opinion from someone on the ground. It is disappointing that you have no view on the matter other than what you glean from cyberspace, or perhaps from media shock jocks.
The problem, as i see it from afar, and having spent a total of a whole three hours in both parts of Nicosia, is one of property. In a united Cyprus, do northerners get back their original property in the south, and vice versa ? It seems to be a nightmare. Anyway, these are probably naive comments, so i would be interested in more informed views.
yeah yeah redface:
Just when did you realise that (the Commons aside) the VP is all about taking the piss out of each other?
Tomorrow? Next week? 2018? ;)
So how is it going with that constitutional change for Oz re the indigenous Australians. Last news I saw said there was a mass walk out from a meeting. It's not a problem I have a clue how to solve but would welcome local insights
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2017, 11:52:25 AM
I was looking, Steve, for a considered opinion from someone on the ground. It is disappointing that you have no view on the matter other than what you glean from cyberspace, or perhaps from media shock jocks.
The problem, as i see it from afar, and having spent a total of a whole three hours in both parts of Nicosia, is one of property. In a united Cyprus, do northerners get back their original property in the south, and vice versa ? It seems to be a nightmare. Anyway, these are probably naive comments, so i would be interested in more informed views.
My understanding is that a TC can claim back his property in the South if he has the appropriate documentation - i.e. the title deeds and relevant qualifying information given that the original owner my well be dead.
No such arrangement exists for a GC to claim back their property in the North although there have been a few attempts to do so through the courts (see The Orams case (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostolides_v_Orams))
OK?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2017, 10:06:05 AM
I'm starting to think that we could solve the whole ISIS problem by pulling out the troops and unleashing Nick and Mr Darwin on them instead.
I'm just not sure if such measures would fall foul of the Geneva Convention in some way... rubschin:
rubschin:
We should run VP training camps in industrial level piss taking as that's what's needed. Relentless 24/7 all languages piss taking of supposedISIS by all public figures
And we could make munny out of it, almost enough to fund our needed bodyguards
rubschin: maybe not my bestest idea, almost Darwinesque
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2017, 04:33:43 PM
If ISIS had pubs this would not happen Send beer, Then they will just sit about and get pissed and grumble, like we do.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 09:02:37 PM
If ISIS had pubs this would not happen Send beer, Then they will just sit about and get pissed and grumble, like we do.
Beer won't work, the Koran bans any alcoholic drink made from the grape or the grain. Send mead instead, seeing as the alcohol is fermented from honey it will really drive them nuts eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 09:18:38 PM
Looks like Darwin is now taking on the Youtube generation.
Firing a .50 round from a few feet away thinking that it would be stopped by the encyclopedia you were holding in front of your chest? eeek:
If ISIS had pubs this would not happen Send beer, Then they will just sit about and get pissed and grumble, like we do.
Beer won't work, the Koran bans any alcoholic drink made from the grape or the grain. Send mead instead, seeing as the alcohol is fermented from honey it will really drive them nuts eveilgrin:
How about bacon flavoured whisky?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2017, 06:46:49 AM
Look on the bright side. The gene pool is better for it
He might had heard that Nick was doing a firework display and panicked, not realising it was on this side of the pond. rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2017, 02:05:27 AM
Not sure if this is going to be bad news for Miss D or bad news for anyone suicidal enough to jump out in front of her wearing a clown suit... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 04:05:37 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. happy001
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. happy001
Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 04:18:13 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. happy001
Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? noooo:
Apparently you can't fly much higher than a mile up as you bounce off the 'air dome' noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2017, 04:25:50 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. happy001
Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? noooo:
The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 04:35:11 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. happy001
Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? noooo:
The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows
Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir? scared2:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2017, 05:09:33 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. happy001
Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? noooo:
The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows
Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir? scared2:
scared2:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 08:01:03 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'. happy001
Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...? noooo:
The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows
Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir? scared2:
scared2:
*Sends black suit to cleaners.....* noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2017, 10:41:12 PM
That supposed rocket makes that supposed F1 car from the other week seem like the bees knees
And wot BM said :thumbsup:
And wot Darwin said: rubschin: I thought the windows were real it was everything inside the plane that was VR esp the passengers.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2017, 01:56:16 AM
It appears that his attempt will be delayed as he's been banned from launching on public land... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 03:09:30 AM
I see Mr Darwin sir is contracting out now. It's only going to be a matter of time before some gormless arse kills himself trying to go one better... eeek:
I see Mr Darwin sir is contracting out now. It's only going to be a matter of time before some gormless arse kills himself trying to go one better... eeek:
I see Mr Darwin sir is contracting out now. It's only going to be a matter of time before some gormless arse kills himself trying to go one better... eeek:
Lucky that he only suffered injuries to head and hands so missed what passes for his brains by 3 feet
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2018, 10:56:25 AM
Effin autocorrects
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 05:20:33 AM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one. eeek:
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The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports
Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year
Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him... lol:
That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline
Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks
I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine... redface:
A rare bit of insanity. noooo:
drumroll: at least I got it....... Thumbs:
I knew I could rely on you. :thumbsup:
Thumbs: cloud9:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2018, 08:48:32 AM
Mr Darwin sir is now on track to become a squillionaire with his latest approach. Getting people to pay for him to end them on the vague off chance that their consciousness can be digitally preserved and used later... eeek:
Mr Darwin sir is now on track to become a squillionaire with his latest approach. Getting people to pay for him to end them on the vague off chance that their consciousness can be digitally preserved and used later... eeek:
BM could do it for half the price :thumbsup: using some sort of gadget he has bought on the internet.
What could possibly go wrong? (https://s14.postimg.org/3x8m0112l/gadget.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/3x8m0112l/)
rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2018, 07:10:02 AM
I'm guessing that Mr Darwin sir is playing a long game here as it's only a matter of time before something goes wrong with these fuckwits. Anyone who is happy being whacked with a machete in order to get 'bulletproof powers' is clearly in need of being removed from the gene pool. eeek:
I'm guessing that Mr Darwin sir is playing a long game here as it's only a matter of time before something goes wrong with these fuckwits. Anyone who is happy being whacked with a machete in order to get 'bulletproof powers' is clearly in need of being removed from the gene pool. eeek:
I'm guessing that Mr Darwin sir is playing a long game here as it's only a matter of time before something goes wrong with these fuckwits. Anyone who is happy being whacked with a machete in order to get 'bulletproof powers' is clearly in need of being removed from the gene pool. eeek:
Aside from traumatising the driver something tells me it wouldn't be a great loss if he had cocked up and been hit by the train. I can't see him being a Noble Prize winner... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2018, 09:01:18 PM
Sounds like another candidate for Mr Darwin sir...
"Three men have died after being struck by a train near a south London station.
It is understood that spray cans were found near the bodies of the men, who are believed to be in their 20s."
I'm sure they were lovely lads.
Awaits Facebook tributes and flowers and teddies tied to a fence near the incident.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 03:29:39 PM
I think Liverpool actually has a shop that sells flowers, teddies and string noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2018, 01:02:11 PM
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session? eeek:
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session? eeek:
I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea... eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2018, 02:06:50 PM
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session? eeek:
I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea... eeek:
Ask Baldy you say... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2018, 02:23:38 PM
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session? eeek:
I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea... eeek:
Well it is a puzzler, you'd sort of hope this was his first as anyone dumb enough to dabble like that could have hurt people with other dabblings.
Classic Darwin though
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2018, 08:20:18 PM
Mr Darwin sir, you may want to suggest your man uses a Great White next time there is someone stupid enough to want to pet and feed a shark by hand... noooo:
Crap headline and not a great article but who in their right mind would want to stand on a submerged step on the side of a boat and hand feed a shark, even a so called 'docile' breed... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2018, 08:29:42 PM
Young idiots, alcohol and tombstoning, Mr Darwin sir's signature summer technique. Getting the drunk tosser to go head first is a new approach though... noooo:
Young idiots, alcohol and tombstoning, Mr Darwin sir's signature summer technique. Getting the drunk tosser to go head first is a new approach though... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2018, 03:03:59 AM
It's only a matter of time for this idiot, stopped free running because he continuously injured himself and now jumps off tall objects instead. You can tell before he is even half way down the descent that the moron is going to hit the water badly. noooo:
It's only a matter of time for this idiot, stopped free running because he continuously injured himself and now jumps off tall objects instead. You can tell before he is even half way down the descent that the moron is going to hit the water badly. noooo:
It's only a matter of time for this idiot, stopped free running because he continuously injured himself and now jumps off tall objects instead. You can tell before he is even half way down the descent that the moron is going to hit the water badly. noooo:
"From what I could find, it is the fibres in the air that cause the problems," he said. "There was no wind when we went so I was under the impression that a short visit won't hurt." noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2018, 12:52:53 PM
"From what I could find, it is the fibres in the air that cause the problems," he said. "There was no wind when we went so I was under the impression that a short visit won't hurt." noooo:
Hmmm... if it is so dangerous how come: -
Quote from: BBC
Road signs warn people against visiting the town, which still retains a handful of residents.
rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2018, 02:26:39 PM
"From what I could find, it is the fibres in the air that cause the problems," he said. "There was no wind when we went so I was under the impression that a short visit won't hurt." noooo:
Hmmm... if it is so dangerous how come: -
Quote from: BBC
Road signs warn people against visiting the town, which still retains a handful of residents.
rubschin:
because they're stupid as well?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2018, 02:44:01 PM
"From what I could find, it is the fibres in the air that cause the problems," he said. "There was no wind when we went so I was under the impression that a short visit won't hurt." noooo:
Hmmm... if it is so dangerous how come: -
Quote from: BBC
Road signs warn people against visiting the town, which still retains a handful of residents.
rubschin:
because they're stupid as well?
Or perhaps it is not as dangerous as claimed... ::)
It would be interesting to know the ages of the residents and how long they have been there... rubschin:
I reckon we need Scooby Doo in there to work out what all those warning signs are about....
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2018, 04:13:30 PM
In your book nothing is unreasonably dangerous in advance of seeing a dead body or 10.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2018, 04:35:08 PM
"From what I could find, it is the fibres in the air that cause the problems," he said. "There was no wind when we went so I was under the impression that a short visit won't hurt." noooo:
Hmmm... if it is so dangerous how come: -
Quote from: BBC
Road signs warn people against visiting the town, which still retains a handful of residents.
rubschin:
because they're stupid as well?
Or perhaps it is not as dangerous as claimed... ::)
It would be interesting to know the ages of the residents and how long they have been there... rubschin:
I reckon we need Scooby Doo in there to work out what all those warning signs are about....
Bear in mind that this is a country that is chock full of wildlife that can easily kill you. That quite possibly lends a fairly blase outlook when it comes to danger... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2018, 10:04:06 AM
Bear in mind that this is a country that is chock full of wildlife that can easily kill you. That quite possibly lends a fairly blase outlook when it comes to danger... rubschin:
Nah, Oz has a very keen and imho practical safety culture, almost famous for it (NZ the opposite). But if you want to be an arse and overly risk killing yourself you still can. Very sus though going to that town and bringing asbestos fibres out of it on your clothes and shoes
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 11:28:14 PM
It's clear that anyone stupid enough to let this happen to them wasn't going to win a Nobel Prize... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 10:43:28 PM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be... noooo:
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be... noooo:
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be... noooo:
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be... noooo:
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be... noooo:
Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...? rubschin:
Plus shin splints... :thumbsup:
Shocked:
That could be more for Cornwall than anywhere else. For some reason a combination of steep hills and knee/thigh high kerbs seems common here. Saw some dozy bugger on a pair of Heeleys bomb down a hill, lose control and veer straight into one of those kerbs at full pelt... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2018, 12:58:29 PM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be... noooo:
Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...? rubschin:
Plus shin splints... :thumbsup:
Shocked:
That could be more for Cornwall than anywhere else. For some reason a combination of steep hills and knee/thigh high kerbs seems common here. Saw some dozy bugger on a pair of Heeleys bomb down a hill, lose control and veer straight into one of those kerbs at full pelt... noooo:
The extra toes don't help then?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2018, 01:09:34 PM
drumroll:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2018, 01:19:05 PM
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2018, 01:03:06 PM
I'm sorry for your loss but there is no such thing as a minimal risk to life when you are using firearms, even in training. That's why there are so many safety procedures and in order to have sniper training you have to have high marksmanship scores which means that he would have already been trained in those procedures. The fact that there was still a round chambered clearly shows that he either didn't bother with or completely cocked up making sure that the rifle was unloaded. But even so, how bloody daft do you have to be to rest your chin on the end of the barrel, that's just common bloody sense... noooo:
I'm sorry for your loss but there is no such thing as a minimal risk to life when you are using firearms, even in training. That's why there are so many safety procedures and in order to have sniper training you have to have high marksmanship scores which means that he would have already been trained in those procedures. The fact that there was still a round chambered clearly shows that he either didn't bother with or completely cocked up making sure that the rifle was unloaded. But even so, how bloody daft do you have to be to rest your chin on the end of the barrel, that's just common bloody sense... noooo:
I'm sorry for your loss but there is no such thing as a minimal risk to life when you are using firearms, even in training. That's why there are so many safety procedures and in order to have sniper training you have to have high marksmanship scores which means that he would have already been trained in those procedures. The fact that there was still a round chambered clearly shows that he either didn't bother with or completely cocked up making sure that the rifle was unloaded. But even so, how bloody daft do you have to be to rest your chin on the end of the barrel, that's just common bloody sense... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2018, 04:04:02 AM
Sounds like Mr Darwin sir will be able to have another crack at the snake preacher as he has vowed to keep using them in his sermons.... noooo:
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The church’s unique practice is inspired by biblical verse Mark 16:18 where Jesus says true believers will be able to ‘pick up snakes with their hands and when they drink deadly poison it will not hurt them at all’.
I'm going to hazard a guess that Mark was Mr Darwin sir's pen name back in the day... rubschin:
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Cody’s mother, Linda Coots, added: ‘We are a normal family, we love each other like normal families love each other. If a snake could bite you and never hurt you, it wouldn’t be a sign to the unbelievers.’
Is this the American version of normal for Norfolk?
Just goes to show that my faith in idiocy is well placed...
Sounds like Mr Darwin sir will be able to have another crack at the snake preacher as he has vowed to keep using them in his sermons.... noooo:
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The church’s unique practice is inspired by biblical verse Mark 16:18 where Jesus says true believers will be able to ‘pick up snakes with their hands and when they drink deadly poison it will not hurt them at all’.
I'm going to hazard a guess that Mark was Mr Darwin sir's pen name back in the day... rubschin:
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Cody’s mother, Linda Coots, added: ‘We are a normal family, we love each other like normal families love each other. If a snake could bite you and never hurt you, it wouldn’t be a sign to the unbelievers.’
Is this the American version of normal for Norfolk?
Just goes to show that my faith in idiocy is well placed...
Sounds like Mr Darwin sir will be able to have another crack at the snake preacher as he has vowed to keep using them in his sermons.... noooo:
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The church’s unique practice is inspired by biblical verse Mark 16:18 where Jesus says true believers will be able to ‘pick up snakes with their hands and when they drink deadly poison it will not hurt them at all’.
I'm going to hazard a guess that Mark was Mr Darwin sir's pen name back in the day... rubschin:
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Cody’s mother, Linda Coots, added: ‘We are a normal family, we love each other like normal families love each other. If a snake could bite you and never hurt you, it wouldn’t be a sign to the unbelievers.’
Is this the American version of normal for Norfolk?
Just goes to show that my faith in idiocy is well placed...
" There are old welders and bold welders but there are no old, bold welders." happy001
It is a flying thing.... There are old pilots and bold pilots but there are no old, bold pilots. lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2018, 05:28:47 PM
There old barmen and sober barmen but there are few . . . . . .
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 04:53:50 PM
Wonder how long it will be before some half witted wannabe DIY enthusiast takes one look at this and thinks it would be a great thing to build.... rubschin:
Wonder how long it will be before some half witted wannabe DIY enthusiast takes one look at this and thinks it would be a great thing to build.... rubschin:
Wonder how long it will be before some half witted wannabe DIY enthusiast takes one look at this and thinks it would be a great thing to build.... rubschin:
Wonder how long it will be before some half witted wannabe DIY enthusiast takes one look at this and thinks it would be a great thing to build.... rubschin:
A Brazilian with a machete sounds like a recipe for disaster however you look at it. noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2018, 02:39:23 PM
It's only a matter of time before the inevitable happens. I just feel sorry for the poor bastard that he ends up landing on and the other poor bastard who has to clean up the resulting mess... noooo:
It's only a matter of time before the inevitable happens. I just feel sorry for the poor bastard that he ends up landing on and the other poor bastard who has to clean up the resulting mess... noooo:
It's only a matter of time before the inevitable happens. I just feel sorry for the poor bastard that he ends up landing on and the other poor bastard who has to clean up the resulting mess... noooo:
You want to watch fireworks, you want a good view so why not stand en mass on a railway line? What could possibly go wrong?
This https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-45913793 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-45913793)
'More than 50 people have been killed and 200 hurt after a train ran into a crowd near Amritsar in India's northern Punjab state, police told the BBC.
The victims were standing on the railway tracks watching celebrations for the Hindu festival of Dusshera, eyewitnesses told BBC Punjabi.'
Nice one! :thumbsup:
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose to stand on a railway line to watch a firework display because I'm a fucking moron moron... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2018, 06:39:13 PM
You want to watch fireworks, you want a good view so why not stand en mass on a railway line? What could possibly go wrong?
This https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-45913793 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-45913793)
'More than 50 people have been killed and 200 hurt after a train ran into a crowd near Amritsar in India's northern Punjab state, police told the BBC.
The victims were standing on the railway tracks watching celebrations for the Hindu festival of Dusshera, eyewitnesses told BBC Punjabi.'
Nice one! :thumbsup:
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose to stand on a railway line to watch a firework display because I'm a fucking moron moron... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2018, 10:38:01 PM
The bit when the canopies are moved 'in' is actually shot from the rear of the train and reversed... they are moving out... whistle:
It is an AFFS anyways... whistle:
Which was your stall?
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2018, 10:19:20 PM
It may make you feel alive but one of these days you are going to bugger up on a climb and traumatize the spectators as they watch you fall to your death... noooo:
It may make you feel alive but one of these days you are going to bugger up on a climb and traumatize the spectators as they watch you fall to your death... noooo:
It may make you feel alive but one of these days you are going to bugger up on a climb and traumatize the spectators as they watch you fall to your death... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 09, 2018, 04:53:39 PM
While the footage is far from terrifying here is another idiot for Mr Darwin sir to keep his eye on, not checking your parachute before performing a base jump... noooo:
While the footage is far from terrifying here is another idiot for Mr Darwin sir to keep his eye on, not checking your parachute before performing a base jump... noooo:
While the footage is far from terrifying here is another idiot for Mr Darwin sir to keep his eye on, not checking your parachute before performing a base jump... noooo:
While the footage is far from terrifying here is another idiot for Mr Darwin sir to keep his eye on, not checking your parachute before performing a base jump... noooo:
I've watched paint drying which was more terrifying than that video... ::)
True but I was commenting more on the absolute stupidity of making a jump without checking your parachute rather then the jump itself.
Yes, but that is bollox... ::)
Nobody packs your 'chute for you, you do it yourself... You carefully roll it and check for foreign objects and if you are doing a base jump, you have to prepare it and remove the (I can't remember the name but it is a sheet that goes between the risers and slows down the opening to make it softer on your meat & two veg)... It is a very precise manual process...
See how he holds the drogue chute in his hand and deploys it immediately when he jumps? He knows there are no second chances if anything goes wrong from that height - there is no way he would pack a chute with big hols in it... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2018, 05:30:31 PM
While the footage is far from terrifying here is another idiot for Mr Darwin sir to keep his eye on, not checking your parachute before performing a base jump... noooo:
I've watched paint drying which was more terrifying than that video... ::)
True but I was commenting more on the absolute stupidity of making a jump without checking your parachute rather then the jump itself.
Yes, but that is bollox... ::)
Nobody packs your 'chute for you, you do it yourself... You carefully roll it and check for foreign objects and if you are doing a base jump, you have to prepare it and remove the (I can't remember the name but it is a sheet that goes between the risers and slows down the opening to make it softer on your meat & two veg)... It is a very precise manual process...
See how he holds the drogue chute in his hand and deploys it immediately when he jumps? He knows there are no second chances if anything goes wrong from that height - there is no way he would pack a chute with big hols in it... noooo:
True but you are applying logic to someone stupid enough to jump off a building hoping that there is enough time for their parachute to break their fall... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 13, 2018, 05:46:37 AM
Dear God, why the hell would you want to inject silicone into your bollocks.... Shocked:
Oh so sad, anybody that finds this even mildly amusing must have a heart of stone... noooo:
Luckily, I am suitably equipped!
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 21, 2018, 04:43:53 PM
So having apparently had a conversation with the almighty you decide to step on to an island where it is illegal to bother the natives and try to convert them to your faith...
So having apparently had a conversation with the almighty you decide to step on to an island where it is illegal to bother the natives and try to convert them to your faith...
So having apparently had a conversation with the almighty you decide to step on to an island where it is illegal to bother the natives and try to convert them to your faith...
Plain bonkers but at least the average IQ of the world is now a micro notch higher
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2018, 04:54:21 PM
While it's tragic that she died so young I have to wonder just how stupid you have to be to think it's a good idea to stick your head out of the window of a fast moving train...
While it's tragic that she died so young I have to wonder just how stupid you have to be to think it's a good idea to stick your head out of the window of a fast moving train...
While it's tragic that she died so young I have to wonder just how stupid you have to be to think it's a good idea to stick your head out of the window of a fast moving train...
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2018, 08:27:22 PM
Snorting cocaine off the Pablo Escobar's grave.... An interesting approach here Mr Darwin sir, I guess we'll have to wait and see if it is successful... rubschin:
Snorting cocaine off the Pablo Escobar's grave.... An interesting approach here Mr Darwin sir, I guess we'll have to wait and see if it is successful... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 03, 2019, 01:43:45 PM
Playing around with loaded firearms... While undoubtably horrific for the families I can't help but think that the world is down 2 petrol pump attendants rather than future Nobel Prize winners. noooo:
Playing around with loaded firearms... While undoubtably horrific for the families I can't help but think that the world is down 2 petrol pump attendants rather than future Nobel Prize winners. noooo:
Playing around with loaded firearms... While undoubtably horrific for the families I can't help but think that the world is down 2 petrol pump attendants rather than future Nobel Prize winners. noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: doesn't cover it
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 04, 2019, 02:04:10 AM
It sounds like Mr Darwin sir has finally discovered Netflix... lol:
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The challenge takes the core concept of Bird Box — wearing a blindfold at all times while wandering around outside — and applies it to a certain period of time. Some people, like YouTube creator Morgan Adams, have tried to go about their daily lives for 24 hours while blindfolded, while others have attempted the challenge for a shorter period.
So there are idiots out there who have decided to take up the challenge of going about their usual day while wearing a blindfold, anyone want to give an estimate on how long it will be before this goes horribly wrong... noooo:
It sounds like Mr Darwin sir has finally discovered Netflix... lol:
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The challenge takes the core concept of Bird Box — wearing a blindfold at all times while wandering around outside — and applies it to a certain period of time. Some people, like YouTube creator Morgan Adams, have tried to go about their daily lives for 24 hours while blindfolded, while others have attempted the challenge for a shorter period.
So there are idiots out there who have decided to take up the challenge of going about their usual day while wearing a blindfold, anyone want to give an estimate on how long it will be before this goes horribly wrong... noooo:
It sounds like Mr Darwin sir has finally discovered Netflix... lol:
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The challenge takes the core concept of Bird Box — wearing a blindfold at all times while wandering around outside — and applies it to a certain period of time. Some people, like YouTube creator Morgan Adams, have tried to go about their daily lives for 24 hours while blindfolded, while others have attempted the challenge for a shorter period.
So there are idiots out there who have decided to take up the challenge of going about their usual day while wearing a blindfold, anyone want to give an estimate on how long it will be before this goes horribly wrong... noooo:
To be honest I'm waiting for the news report from America where someone has been influenced by the video and watching Wanted so much that they try it with a gun... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2019, 05:28:47 PM
Not much point wearing a safety harness if you're not connected to anything! scared2:
Yep or worse you're connected to the piece of scaffolding that falls
Scariest thing I've ever done was taking down scaffolding (with a guy with a scaffolding ticket). They got me to do it with him first day I worked on the buildings. Wasn't as high up as that video but fall from 30 ft onto concrete you're still not getting up. In retrospect they got me to do it as a test and somehow I passed. Must have been scary for him too cos if I effed up he's fall too
Could I do it now? No sodding way
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2019, 05:29:35 PM
To be honest I'm waiting for the news report from America where someone has been influenced by the video and watching Wanted so much that they try it with a gun... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 24, 2019, 09:54:05 AM
Standing on a wheeled ladder when operating a meat grinder... noooo:
So if I top myself live on YouTube they are responsible for my death...? noooo:
Maybe but please don't
I guess the theory is they could be said to be part liable as they had effectively taken money from his previous stunts. IMHO they should instead track down those that sponsored him.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2019, 01:17:28 PM
So if I top myself live on YouTube they are responsible for my death...? noooo:
Maybe but please don't
I guess the theory is they could be said to be part liable as they had effectively taken money from his previous stunts. IMHO they should instead track down those that sponsored him.
That would depends on the circumstances Steve. The article said that he was a former movie stuntman, if he had been using that as part of his gimmick then anyone who sponsored him would have done so believing that he knew the risks and had taken all the precautions he could.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2019, 11:46:50 AM
You know it's only going to be a matter of time... eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2019, 11:01:54 PM
Trying the lucky dip again Mr Darwin sir, death by swallowing a kitchen knife while climbing an electricity pylon would certainly have been one for the books... rubschin:
Trying the lucky dip again Mr Darwin sir, death by swallowing a kitchen knife while climbing an electricity pylon would certainly have been one for the books... rubschin:
Trying the lucky dip again Mr Darwin sir, death by swallowing a kitchen knife while climbing an electricity pylon would certainly have been one for the books... rubschin:
Trying the lucky dip again Mr Darwin sir, death by swallowing a kitchen knife while climbing an electricity pylon would certainly have been one for the books... rubschin:
I so hope they go, the world needs a cull of the gullible
But seems like their funding plan is struggling https://www.gofundme.com/f/storm-the-bermuda-triangle-it-cant-swallow-all-us?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=fb_co_shareflow_m&fbclid=IwAR0jzLdheTXEYmAm-10JFbIDrtueGQ2msszb0LvqIq-skywuF1sCvMAlZMs (https://www.gofundme.com/f/storm-the-bermuda-triangle-it-cant-swallow-all-us?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=fb_co_shareflow_m&fbclid=IwAR0jzLdheTXEYmAm-10JFbIDrtueGQ2msszb0LvqIq-skywuF1sCvMAlZMs)
$60 eh happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2019, 01:00:03 AM
So you decide to try eating poisonous geckos and centipedes alive on your live stream. It doesn't take a crystal ball to see how this was going to end... noooo:
So you decide to try eating poisonous geckos and centipedes alive on your live stream. It doesn't take a crystal ball to see how this was going to end... noooo:
So you decide to try eating poisonous geckos and centipedes alive on your live stream. It doesn't take a crystal ball to see how this was going to end... noooo:
So you decide to try eating poisonous geckos and centipedes alive on your live stream. It doesn't take a crystal ball to see how this was going to end... noooo:
So you decide to try eating poisonous geckos and centipedes alive on your live stream. It doesn't take a crystal ball to see how this was going to end... noooo:
So you decide to try eating poisonous geckos and centipedes alive on your live stream. It doesn't take a crystal ball to see how this was going to end... noooo:
So you decide to try eating poisonous geckos and centipedes alive on your live stream. It doesn't take a crystal ball to see how this was going to end... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2019, 06:55:00 PM
Mr Darwin sir, may I humbly suggest using something heavier than a merc next time or have them do this crap somewhere you can string up a length of piano wire... noooo:
Mr Darwin sir, may I humbly suggest using something heavier than a merc next time or have them do this crap somewhere you can string up a length of piano wire... noooo:
Mr Darwin sir, may I humbly suggest using something heavier than a merc next time or have them do this crap somewhere you can string up a length of piano wire... noooo:
Mr Darwin sir, may I humbly suggest using something heavier than a merc next time or have them do this crap somewhere you can string up a length of piano wire... noooo:
Mr Darwin sir, may I humbly suggest using something heavier than a merc next time or have them do this crap somewhere you can string up a length of piano wire... noooo:
Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?
(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them eeek:)
Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping... whistle:
;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
only fools don't know how to edit their internet history
Nothing to do with your Internet history, Amazon will remember you and the next time either of you go on there you will have loads of suggestions based on it.... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2019, 06:35:14 PM
Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?
(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them eeek:)
Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping... whistle:
;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
only fools don't know how to edit their internet history
Nothing to do with your Internet history, Amazon will remember you and the next time either of you go on there you will have loads of suggestions based on it.... noooo:
Is that why BM stopped us ordering from Amazon from pub ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2019, 06:43:06 PM
Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?
(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them eeek:)
Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping... whistle:
;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
only fools don't know how to edit their internet history
Nothing to do with your Internet history, Amazon will remember you and the next time either of you go on there you will have loads of suggestions based on it.... noooo:
Is that why BM stopped us ordering from Amazon from pub ....... rubschin:
I'm almost afraid to ask what you have been looking at on there... eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2019, 09:34:11 PM
Still they can put the chastity box on EBay or are they burying him with it still locked on?
(PS having had a sheltered life, had to look up chastity box, Amazon sell them eeek:)
Good luck explaining that to Mrs Steve the next time she goes online shopping... whistle:
;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
only fools don't know how to edit their internet history
Nothing to do with your Internet history, Amazon will remember you and the next time either of you go on there you will have loads of suggestions based on it.... noooo:
Nah
I checked
And you can edit your Amazon browsing history
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on September 08, 2019, 09:47:20 PM
But looking at that website, I doubt the veracious of the report. rubschin:
I blame Apey for putting a link to the site in the first place. whistle: To be honest this was the more believable of the stories on that site.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2019, 04:25:59 PM
A decent attempt Mr Darwin sir, maybe more power next time... noooo:
(http://Paramedics woke up the unconscious girl by punching her in the sternum, before whisking her straight off to hospital, where she spent two days.)
That sounds less like a way to wake someone up and more like a precordial thump rubschin:
A decent attempt Mr Darwin sir, maybe more power next time... noooo:
(http://Paramedics woke up the unconscious girl by punching her in the sternum, before whisking her straight off to hospital, where she spent two days.)
That sounds less like a way to wake someone up and more like a precordial thump rubschin:
A decent attempt Mr Darwin sir, maybe more power next time... noooo:
(http://Paramedics woke up the unconscious girl by punching her in the sternum, before whisking her straight off to hospital, where she spent two days.)
That sounds less like a way to wake someone up and more like a precordial thump rubschin:
I can't read it all as I have an ad blocker... ::)
But surely it couldn't be more than 5V?
Unless she had an extension lead and the charge itself fell into the bath...? shrugs:
True but the fact that she was stupid enough to do it in the first place suggests that in the worst case we probably wouldn't have lost a nobel prize winner. noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2019, 11:57:19 AM
Classic stuff
'A 65-year-old American man who rigged his home with a booby trap to keep out intruders has been killed by the device.'
Yep, just that one teeny-tiny camera... prolly cost a few pence... cloud9:
On a seperate note, the Daily Fail has given up insisting I turn off my ad blocker... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2020, 12:22:37 AM
So you've been on holiday at that beach before and also would have seen the warning signs about the cliff being unstable and yet you still decide to set up a hammock in the bloody thing. noooo:
So you've been on holiday at that beach before and also would have seen the warning signs about the cliff being unstable and yet you still decide to set up a hammock in the bloody thing. noooo:
So you've been on holiday at that beach before and also would have seen the warning signs about the cliff being unstable and yet you still decide to set up a hammock in the bloody thing. noooo:
What a pair of idiots. They should charge the wife for the recovery of the splattered body. Couldn't have been exactly pleasant for the responders
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2020, 08:51:16 PM
Offering a reward to remove a tyre from around the neck of a bleedin' great big crocodile... Mr Darwin sir may have outdone himself with this but only time will tell.... rubschin:
While that was an all weather lifeboat so would automatically self right itself in the event of capsizing, it would still have been a heartstopping moment for the crew. Hats off to them. worthy:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2020, 12:48:12 AM
While that was an all weather lifeboat so would automatically self right itself in the event of capsizing, it would still have been a heartstopping moment for the crew. Hats off to them. worthy:
It's also the lifeboat paid for by the guy that left them 2 vintage Ferraris in his will :thumbsup:
Might be turning in his grave knowing it went to save that complete loser
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2020, 03:21:09 AM
While that was an all weather lifeboat so would automatically self right itself in the event of capsizing, it would still have been a heartstopping moment for the crew. Hats off to them. worthy:
It's also the lifeboat paid for by the guy that left them 2 vintage Ferraris in his will :thumbsup:
Might be turning in his grave knowing it went to save that complete loser
If Mr Darwin sir had been on the ball the lifeboat would have capsized and landed on him... whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 12, 2020, 04:33:15 AM
He dismantled his mobile and started to eat it? Just what the hell did you slip into that bottle of gin Mr Darwin sir... eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2020, 12:29:30 AM
Suppose you could try using her as a flood barrier, you would need to plug her ears though as there is nothing in between to stop the water getting through. noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2020, 06:25:34 AM
Suppose you could try using her as a flood barrier, you would need to plug her ears though as there is nothing in between to stop the water getting through. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2020, 11:03:42 AM
Suppose you could try using her as a flood barrier, you would need to plug her ears though as there is nothing in between to stop the water getting through. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2020, 07:57:34 AM
Hanging on to the outside of a moving train, this guy was very lucky not to have been decapitated by one of the wheels. noooo:
FFS are some people really that mean minded and stupid
[point of order mode] shouldn't this be in a stupid GBH/manslaughter thread?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2020, 10:43:00 AM
'Mad' Mike Hughes dies after crash-landing homemade rocket (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655?fbclid=IwAR1dre1yLjo70SQQa2f-3-lN_ka5If7O4PxR2g3P84-JYOEmH48sSrfchjM)
cloud9:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2020, 03:09:16 PM
He must feel a bit flat noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2020, 05:37:44 PM
'Mad' Mike Hughes dies after crash-landing homemade rocket (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655?fbclid=IwAR1dre1yLjo70SQQa2f-3-lN_ka5If7O4PxR2g3P84-JYOEmH48sSrfchjM)
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His partner building was "Waldo"....This shit writes itself......... ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2020, 07:09:39 PM
'Mad' Mike Hughes dies after crash-landing homemade rocket (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655?fbclid=IwAR1dre1yLjo70SQQa2f-3-lN_ka5If7O4PxR2g3P84-JYOEmH48sSrfchjM)
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Condolences from all around the globe......... whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2020, 10:02:04 PM
'Mad' Mike Hughes dies after crash-landing homemade rocket (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655?fbclid=IwAR1dre1yLjo70SQQa2f-3-lN_ka5If7O4PxR2g3P84-JYOEmH48sSrfchjM)
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Condolences from all around the globe......... whistle:
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Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2020, 05:43:06 AM
'Mad' Mike Hughes dies after crash-landing homemade rocket (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655?fbclid=IwAR1dre1yLjo70SQQa2f-3-lN_ka5If7O4PxR2g3P84-JYOEmH48sSrfchjM)
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Condolences from all around the globe......... whistle:
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Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2020, 03:20:57 PM
'Mad' Mike Hughes dies after crash-landing homemade rocket (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655?fbclid=IwAR1dre1yLjo70SQQa2f-3-lN_ka5If7O4PxR2g3P84-JYOEmH48sSrfchjM)
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Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Just One More on February 24, 2020, 08:44:56 PM
'Mad' Mike Hughes dies after crash-landing homemade rocket (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655?fbclid=IwAR1dre1yLjo70SQQa2f-3-lN_ka5If7O4PxR2g3P84-JYOEmH48sSrfchjM)
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Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2020, 06:46:48 PM
Mr Darwin sir strikes again, and this idea sounds like a real blast... redface:
They have every right to do so and I support and encourage them.
Ah but Mr Darwin sir, you are missing out on a mahoosive money making opportunity here. If they are gullible enough to think that licking a shrine that other potential carriers have already licked will protect them from the virus then I'm sure they would happily pay for magical healing turnips... whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2020, 07:16:13 PM
They have every right to do so and I support and encourage them.
Ah but Mr Darwin sir, you are missing out on a mahoosive money making opportunity here. If they are gullible enough to think that licking a shrine that other potential carriers have already licked will protect them from the virus then I'm sure they would happily pay for magical healing turnips... whistle:
rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 29, 2020, 11:31:40 PM
Sounds like Mr Darwin sir has been hard at work again...
Anyone stupid enough to lick random objects at the moment is clearly not going to be a Nobel Prize winner... noooo:
'Hundreds of Iranians have reportedly died and more than 1000 fallen ill after consuming methanol amid false rumours that it can help cure the disease caused by the coronavirus.'
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2020, 03:58:41 PM
'Hundreds of Iranians have reportedly died and more than 1000 fallen ill after consuming methanol amid false rumours that it can help cure the disease caused by the coronavirus.'
eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2020, 04:58:05 AM
Not to self, do not piss of Mr Darwin sir... lol:
https://youtu.be/azOskLNbS6Y
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2020, 05:35:39 AM
Three in one oil for thrice cooked chips... makes sense to me ;)
;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2020, 04:02:43 AM
So you've climbed over the safety barriers and have approached the edge to get a photograph, how can you not be aware that it's a bloody great drop and decide to be careful? noooo:
So you've climbed over the safety barriers and have approached the edge to get a photograph, how can you not be aware that it's a bloody great drop and decide to be careful? noooo:
'A 30-year-old man died of coronavirus in Texas this week after attending a so-called "Covid party".
Dr Jane Appleby, chief medical officer for Methodist Hospital and Methodist Children’s Hospital in San Antonio, said that the unidentified man’s last words were: “I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it's not.” In a recorded statement, Dr Appleby said that the patient told nurses about the party which she said was hosted by someone diagnosed with coronavirus.
“The thought is people get together to see if the virus is real and if anyone gets infected,” she said.'
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 13, 2020, 01:42:23 PM
'A 30-year-old man died of coronavirus in Texas this week after attending a so-called "Covid party".
Dr Jane Appleby, chief medical officer for Methodist Hospital and Methodist Children’s Hospital in San Antonio, said that the unidentified man’s last words were: “I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it's not.” In a recorded statement, Dr Appleby said that the patient told nurses about the party which she said was hosted by someone diagnosed with coronavirus.
“The thought is people get together to see if the virus is real and if anyone gets infected,” she said.'
Stop laughing at the back...... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2020, 03:11:07 PM
'A 30-year-old man died of coronavirus in Texas this week after attending a so-called "Covid party".
Dr Jane Appleby, chief medical officer for Methodist Hospital and Methodist Children’s Hospital in San Antonio, said that the unidentified man’s last words were: “I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it's not.” In a recorded statement, Dr Appleby said that the patient told nurses about the party which she said was hosted by someone diagnosed with coronavirus.
“The thought is people get together to see if the virus is real and if anyone gets infected,” she said.'
Stop laughing at the back...... noooo:
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Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2020, 03:39:41 PM
'A 30-year-old man died of coronavirus in Texas this week after attending a so-called "Covid party".
Dr Jane Appleby, chief medical officer for Methodist Hospital and Methodist Children’s Hospital in San Antonio, said that the unidentified man’s last words were: “I think I made a mistake. I thought this was a hoax, but it's not.” In a recorded statement, Dr Appleby said that the patient told nurses about the party which she said was hosted by someone diagnosed with coronavirus.
“The thought is people get together to see if the virus is real and if anyone gets infected,” she said.'
Stop laughing at the back...... noooo:
redface:
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Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2020, 05:14:49 AM
One has to say that the quality of Indian MPs leaves much to be desired. In this case a desire that he tries out the mud baths and blowing a conch makes you immune to being crushed by steam rollers theory
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2020, 02:14:43 PM
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2020, 11:02:38 PM
The course of true Darwinism never did run smooth. Crossing the Irish Sea when he couldn't swim and had less than 10 minutes fuel left in the jet ski, a good try Mr Darwin sir. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2021, 02:05:59 AM
Take 2 anvils, fill them with gunpowder, stack them on top of one another and light the fuse to launch one into the clouds. Just how the hell did this become a tradition? WTF were they trying to do the first time?? eeek:
https://youtu.be/_NFtX6a7o3c
Launching them at drones could become the new clay pigeon shooting.. rubschin:
https://youtu.be/lKjpgCraVGk
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2021, 09:37:21 AM
Take 2 anvils, fill them with gunpowder, stack them on top of one another and light the fuse to launch one into the clouds. Just how the hell did this become a tradition? WTF were they trying to do the first time?? eeek:
https://youtu.be/_NFtX6a7o3c
Launching them at drones could become the new clay pigeon shooting.. rubschin:
https://youtu.be/lKjpgCraVGk
Cool! razz:
rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2021, 11:10:00 AM
Take 2 anvils, fill them with gunpowder, stack them on top of one another and light the fuse to launch one into the clouds. Just how the hell did this become a tradition? WTF were they trying to do the first time?? eeek:
https://youtu.be/_NFtX6a7o3c
Launching them at drones could become the new clay pigeon shooting.. rubschin:
https://youtu.be/lKjpgCraVGk
Shocked:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 05, 2021, 07:56:42 AM
Place your bets on how long it will be before this idiot becomes a Darwin award candidate... eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2021, 03:29:30 PM
Mr Darwin sir seems to have opened his random bag of t'interweb doom again.. Deep frying water? Nope can't see anything at all going wrong with that endeavour...
Mr Darwin sir seems to have opened his random bag of t'interweb doom again.. Deep frying water? Nope can't see anything at all going wrong with that endeavour...
Mr Darwin sir seems to have opened his random bag of t'interweb doom again.. Deep frying water? Nope can't see anything at all going wrong with that endeavour...
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2021, 03:29:47 AM
I'm not sure who is likely to be visited by Mr Darwin sir first, the cretin on the bike or the idiots who stay around them knowing how bleedin' stupid they are... noooo:
I'm not sure who is likely to be visited by Mr Darwin sir first, the cretin on the bike or the idiots who stay around them knowing how bleedin' stupid they are... noooo:
Memories of Summer 1976. Working outside a church in the middle of town and a colleague whistle: was positioned as per the bloke on the right as the gaffer drove by. [Top of his voice through the wound down window] "If that shovel slips, you'll break yer feckin' neck" ;D
Memories of Summer 1976. Working outside a church in the middle of town and a colleague whistle: was positioned as per the bloke on the right as the gaffer drove by. [Top of his voice through the wound down window] "If that shovel slips, you'll break yer feckin' neck" ;D
Memories of Summer 1976. Working outside a church in the middle of town and a colleague whistle: was positioned as per the bloke on the right as the gaffer drove by. [Top of his voice through the wound down window] "If that shovel slips, you'll break yer feckin' neck" ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2021, 09:53:57 PM
I'm starting to wonder if Mr Darwin sir has his gaze on Cornwall for the moment. On the one hand we have part of town closed off and sealed for a G7 event being patrolled by loads of angry looking armed police officers and on the other hand we have a horde of pissed, rowdy, (and if the bint I heard screaming at someone earlier is anything to go by) unintelligible students. This does not strike me as being a harmonious combination.. noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on June 09, 2021, 10:11:05 PM
I'm starting to wonder if Mr Darwin sir has his gaze on Cornwall for the moment. On the one hand we have part of town closed off and sealed for a G7 event being patrolled by loads of angry looking armed police officers and on the other hand we have a horde of pissed, rowdy, (and if the bint I heard screaming at someone earlier is anything to go by) unintelligible students. This does not strike me as being a harmonious combination.. noooo:
Didn't they win X-factor G=7....... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2021, 10:18:46 PM
I'm starting to wonder if Mr Darwin sir has his gaze on Cornwall for the moment. On the one hand we have part of town closed off and sealed for a G7 event being patrolled by loads of angry looking armed police officers and on the other hand we have a horde of pissed, rowdy, (and if the bint I heard screaming at someone earlier is anything to go by) unintelligible students. This does not strike me as being a harmonious combination.. noooo:
Didn't they win X-factor G=7....... rubschin:
Ah yes, I forgot the smugger characteristic of current events going in one ear and out the other without being stopped in between.. whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2021, 08:08:11 PM
Go unvaxxed and then deliberately catch Covid to get venue access. What could possibly go wrong Hana? Well apart from you dying that is.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60050996
noooo:
I haven't watched, listen to or read the BBC for years... But I assume they (being impartial) balanced this story with another about a fully vaccinated person dying of Covid...? rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 19, 2022, 06:38:08 PM
I'll wait the autopsy.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 19, 2022, 08:40:26 PM
Go unvaxxed and then deliberately catch Covid to get venue access. What could possibly go wrong Hana? Well apart from you dying that is.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60050996
noooo:
I haven't watched, listen to or read the BBC for years... But I assume they (being impartial) balanced this story with another about a fully vaccinated person dying of Covid...? rubschin:
You want the BBC to make up a story or dig one out of ye olde archives?
Moves £10 to right pocket
Here have the Farage News on the matter https://www.gbnews.uk/news/anti-vax-singer-hana-horka-dies-after-deliberately-catching-covid-to-access-sauna/209442
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2022, 05:38:48 AM
Go unvaxxed and then deliberately catch Covid to get venue access. What could possibly go wrong Hana? Well apart from you dying that is.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60050996
noooo:
I haven't watched, listen to or read the BBC for years... But I assume they (being impartial) balanced this story with another about a fully vaccinated person dying of Covid...? rubschin:
You want the BBC to make up a story or dig one out of ye olde archives?
Moves £10 to right pocket
Here have the Farage News on the matter https://www.gbnews.uk/news/anti-vax-singer-hana-horka-dies-after-deliberately-catching-covid-to-access-sauna/209442
I take it they didn't then...? lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2022, 10:40:25 AM
Nope despite your wish, they didn't make up a false story just for you
1 in 10 million dies from jab who might have died from Covid anyway = non story
Idiot deliberately infects herself with disease and dies = Darwinism
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2022, 11:25:44 AM
Nope despite your wish, they didn't make up a false story just for you
1 in 10 million dies from jab who might have died from Covid anyway = non story
Idiot deliberately infects herself with disease and dies = Darwinism
Nah, you've missed the point by a country mile... ::)
It is the ghastly use of somebody dying to force people into taking the vaccine that I object to. evil:
Like the way the first Omicron death went all round the media... Turns out it was somebody phoning into a radio show that claimed he was unvaxed which suddenly made it a big story.
Terrible. noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2022, 01:36:58 PM
Err maybe read the story or maybe think that this thread is all about Darwinism. She took a stupid risk and is now out of the gene pool.
FFS why do I bother?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2022, 02:31:17 PM
Err maybe read the story or maybe think that this thread is all about Darwinism. She took a stupid risk and is now out of the gene pool.
FFS why do I bother?
I read the story...
Somebody chose not to have the vaccine and died of Covid - horrors!
Meanwhile lots of vaccinated people died of Covid... - Tumbleweed...
There are plenty of unvaccinated people that haven't dropped dead from the virus, I suspect there will be more to this one than just choosing not to get jabbed.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2022, 11:54:55 PM
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2022, 08:57:22 PM
Looking at the state of the world economy anything is possible but no matter how down on my luck I could end up there is no way I'd even consider looking for abandoned frisbees in an ALLIGATOR FILLED lake noooo:
Looking at the state of the world economy anything is possible but no matter how down on my luck I could end up there is no way I'd even consider looking for abandoned frisbees in an ALLIGATOR FILLED lake noooo:
I can't see it because of my ad blocker but interestingly, one of the bloggers I follow issued a warning video about this back at the beginning of May... scared2:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 07, 2022, 05:12:03 PM
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2022, 03:26:52 AM
With a bit more development and some tiktok videos for the idiot masses Mr Darwin sir could revive a classic way of cleaining the gene pool sport... eveilgrin:
With a bit more development and some tiktok videos for the idiot masses Mr Darwin sir could revive a classic way of cleaining the gene pool sport... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 16, 2022, 12:32:20 AM
It's just a jump to the left........and then a step to the right Put your hands on your hips........and bring your knees in tight And it's the overpass that smashes into your brain Let's do the Darwin again...
It's just a jump to the left........and then a step to the right Put your hands on your hips........and bring your knees in tight And it's the overpass that smashes into your brain Let's do the Darwin again...
It's just a jump to the left........and then a step to the right Put your hands on your hips........and bring your knees in tight And it's the overpass that smashes into your brain Let's do the Darwin again...
'Footage captured at Sefton Park in Liverpool shows 10 people sliding, dancing and playing football on the dangerous surface while ignoring warnings from passersby.
Park wardens arrived after around 20 minutes and ordered the group to get off the lake, but they were ignored and reportedly had abuse thrown at them by the crowd.'
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2022, 11:40:24 AM
'Footage captured at Sefton Park in Liverpool shows 10 people sliding, dancing and playing football on the dangerous surface while ignoring warnings from passersby.
Park wardens arrived after around 20 minutes and ordered the group to get off the lake, but they were ignored and reportedly had abuse thrown at them by the crowd.'
Shrugs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2022, 03:45:19 PM
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2023, 10:33:27 AM
Not sure if Australia is Mr Darwin sir's test lab or his biggest frustration as it is full of idiots like this who survive narking off the local wildlife. rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2023, 09:53:23 AM
80lbs of thermite? I swear these two are related to Nick and Baldymort... eeek:
https://youtu.be/UXEHENOys30
Part of me wonders if this is another one of Mr Darwin sir's psychological experiments to see how many idiots shuffle off their mortal coil now they know how to make the stuff.. rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2023, 08:28:20 AM
80lbs of thermite? I swear these two are related to Nick and Baldymort... eeek:
https://youtu.be/UXEHENOys30
Part of me wonders if this is another one of Mr Darwin sir's psychological experiments to see how many idiots shuffle off their mortal coil now they know how to make the stuff.. rubschin:
eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 21, 2023, 11:12:49 PM
This week on American Smuggers the boys try to get rid of a wasps nest...
https://youtu.be/xOEDCVR2NXw
whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2023, 06:56:40 AM
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2023, 07:03:17 AM
Oh look, a gyroscope chair on the side of a mountain that clearly looks like it was put together in someone's basement. What's the worst that could happen...
Oh look, a gyroscope chair on the side of a mountain that clearly looks like it was put together in someone's basement. What's the worst that could happen...
Oh look, a gyroscope chair on the side of a mountain that clearly looks like it was put together in someone's basement. What's the worst that could happen...