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Title: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2014, 08:35:28 AM
YES THE SODDING SIM CARD IS IN THE PHONE  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

NO, I DON'T WANT TO CONNECT IT TO MY BROADBAND]]

YES I AM EFFING ENGLISH

NO, IT IS NOT SEPTEMBER 1ST 2011  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2014, 08:49:56 AM
YES THE SODDING SIM CARD IS IN THE PHONE  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

NO, I DON'T WANT TO CONNECT IT TO MY BROADBAND]]

YES I AM EFFING ENGLISH

NO, IT IS NOT SEPTEMBER 1ST 2011  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

 point: point: point: point:

Phone 1 - 0 Nick
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2014, 08:50:49 AM
MORE LIKE SODDING 11-0 AT PRESENT  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

NOW IT IS WOLF WHISTLING ME  eeek: eeek: Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2014, 08:53:42 AM
MORE LIKE SODDING 11-0 AT PRESENT  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

NOW IT IS WOLF WHISTLING ME  eeek: eeek: Banghead Banghead Banghead

it is calling for help....  noooo:
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2014, 08:55:05 AM
LOOK YOU BASTARD, I JUST WANT A TELEPHONE RINGING SOUND NOT "SCAMPERING" NOT "RAYS OF THE SODDING SUN"  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2014, 09:22:41 AM
should have got an reassuringly expensive iPhone, they just work and even betterer the nice people at the Apple store sort any issues for you without once indicating they know how stupid you are
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2014, 09:23:26 AM
 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2014, 10:19:51 AM
should have got an reassuringly expensive iPhone, they just work and even betterer the nice people at the Apple store sort any issues for you without once indicating they know how stupid you are

Nick, an iPhone 6 and Bendgate. What's the worst that could have happened....  rubschin:
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2014, 10:24:46 AM
I HAVE ALREADY SYNCHED YOU WITH MY E MAIL ACCOUNT YOU USELESS PIECE OF JUNK  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2014, 10:45:51 AM
should have got an reassuringly expensive iPhone, they just work and even betterer the nice people at the Apple store sort any issues for you without once indicating they know how stupid you are

Nick, an iPhone 6 and Bendgate. What's the worst that could have happened....  rubschin:
from which perspective?   Nick's or the Phone's or the surgeon that had to remove it from where the sun doesn't shine?
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2014, 11:12:26 AM
NOW IT IS GOING "BONG" FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Steve on October 01, 2014, 11:14:35 AM
NOW IT IS GOING "BONG" FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
It does that when uploading all your dodgy pictures to the Cloud and someone hacks into them
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Baldy on October 01, 2014, 04:10:03 PM
NOW IT IS GOING "BONG" FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
It does that when uploading all your dodgy pictures to the Cloud and someone hacks into them

I will take a large bet that nobody puts any of ginje's pictures on any website, apart from ones that parents use to teach their children "If you do not eat your vegetables...this is what you will end up looking like" style.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2014, 04:56:14 PM
NOW IT IS GOING "BONG" FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
It does that when uploading all your dodgy pictures to the Cloud and someone hacks into them

I will take a large bet that nobody puts any of ginje's pictures on any website, apart from ones that parents use to teach their children "If you do not eat your vegetables...this is what you will end up looking like" style.  Thumbs:

 happy001
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2014, 04:57:37 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Just One More on October 01, 2014, 09:55:50 PM
NOW IT IS GOING "BONG" FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
It does that when uploading all your dodgy pictures to the Cloud and someone hacks into them

I will take a large bet that nobody puts any of ginje's pictures on any website, apart from ones that parents use to teach their children "If you do not eat your vegetables...this is what you will end up looking like" style.  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fd7o1zauct%2Ffoff_ginger.jpg&hash=bff3513f2502997b3d6701dc79426e66deb4ebc6) (http://postimg.org/image/d7o1zauct/)
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Baldy on October 01, 2014, 10:55:17 PM
NOW IT IS GOING "BONG" FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
It does that when uploading all your dodgy pictures to the Cloud and someone hacks into them

I will take a large bet that nobody puts any of ginje's pictures on any website, apart from ones that parents use to teach their children "If you do not eat your vegetables...this is what you will end up looking like" style.  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fd7o1zauct%2Ffoff_ginger.jpg&hash=bff3513f2502997b3d6701dc79426e66deb4ebc6) (http://postimg.org/image/d7o1zauct/)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2014, 06:12:14 AM
NOW IT IS GOING "BONG" FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
It does that when uploading all your dodgy pictures to the Cloud and someone hacks into them

I will take a large bet that nobody puts any of ginje's pictures on any website, apart from ones that parents use to teach their children "If you do not eat your vegetables...this is what you will end up looking like" style.  Thumbs:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fd7o1zauct%2Ffoff_ginger.jpg&hash=bff3513f2502997b3d6701dc79426e66deb4ebc6) (http://postimg.org/image/d7o1zauct/)

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 02, 2014, 10:28:24 AM
NOW IT IS GOING "BONG" FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Is it 10 o clock ???
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2014, 10:32:38 AM
I HAVE TURNED INTO GROWLER. PESKY DIGITAL SHITTY PIECE OF OVERCOMPLICATED FOREIGN SHITE  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2014, 11:29:51 AM
NOW IT IS GOING "BONG" FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Is it 10 o clock ???
happy001
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: apc2010 on October 02, 2014, 11:34:03 AM
NOW IT IS GOING "BONG" FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Is it 10 o clock ???
happy001

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2014, 12:10:01 PM
I HAVE TURNED INTO GROWLER. PESKY DIGITAL SHITTY PIECE OF OVERCOMPLICATED FOREIGN SHITE  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Growler is foreign?  Shocked:
Title: Re: New telephone infuriation
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2016, 07:38:10 AM
The Boy is having trouble with his phone. I pay the contract so I contacted Tesco. No joy.

So I text him and advised him to "Take your blower and get down to your nearest big Tesco"

Unaccountably, predictive text turned Tesco into testosterone  Banghead Banghead