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Title: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2014, 12:27:47 PM
 NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2014, 01:16:21 PM
 eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2014, 01:17:12 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2014, 02:30:53 PM
RADOX  cloud9:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2014, 05:50:43 PM
Viagra?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 01, 2014, 02:20:01 PM
Anything else goosed?
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2014, 02:20:29 PM
Anything else goosed?

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2014, 02:22:44 PM
The soreness is passing  sad24:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 01, 2014, 02:33:50 PM
The soreness is passing  sad24:

Translation - "get rid of the pain but keep the swelling..."
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2014, 02:37:52 PM
The soreness is passing  sad24:

Better see a quack if it persists.
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 01, 2014, 03:47:17 PM
The soreness is passing  sad24:

Better see a quack if it persists.

A goose honks, it doesn't quack - that's a duck . . .
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2014, 03:49:15 PM
The soreness is passing  sad24:

Better see a quack if it persists.

A goose honks, it doesn't quack - that's a duck . . .

Damn, you have the right of it sir.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 01, 2014, 04:20:37 PM
The soreness is passing  sad24:

Better see a quack if it persists.

A goose honks, it doesn't quack - that's a duck . . .

Damn, you have the right of it sir.  Thumbs:

You are too kind sirrah!
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2014, 04:21:59 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 04:15:38 PM
It's been a bit creaky today  noooo:  Need to get fit for Friday
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 02, 2014, 04:37:42 PM
It's been a bit creaky today  noooo:  Need to get fit for Friday

It's amazing how something so small can cause so much discomfort  noooo:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 04:39:08 PM
I defer to the midget  angel1
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 02, 2014, 04:45:40 PM
I defer to the midget  angel1

Mrs Nick's classic saying - "So I guess that makes me the early bird"... angel1
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 04:46:56 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 02, 2014, 04:48:25 PM
Swiftly followed by "And yet...your feet are so big"... angel1
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2014, 04:49:21 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on September 02, 2014, 04:53:10 PM
And then "But it does still work...right?" and "If I clench too much and you start seeing the veins on my head, don't take it personally."
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2014, 04:54:51 PM
It's been a bit creaky today  noooo:  Need to get fit for Friday

Get a man in!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2014, 07:31:36 PM
It's been a bit creaky today  noooo:  Need to get fit for Friday

Get a man in!  Thumbs:

I think he should get it sorted by a specialist.  noooo:

Time under a doctor is always worth it in the end.
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2014, 07:44:41 AM
 NickSick
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2015, 01:33:19 PM
Miss I is under the chiropractor. Yoga injuries  ::)
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 02:34:54 PM
Miss I is under the chiropractor. Yoga injuries  ::)

You're not a chiropractor.... ::)
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2015, 02:37:05 PM
No  ::) ::)  I had to drive her there from the station, like  ::) 
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2015, 03:42:50 PM
No  ::) ::)  I had to drive her there from the station, like  ::)


(http://slim.top.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Yoga-on-the-Car.jpg)
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2015, 03:45:43 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2015, 03:50:02 PM
No  ::) ::)  I had to drive her there from the station, like  ::)


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happy001
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on June 22, 2015, 03:57:11 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2015, 11:01:01 AM
I can hardly stand up today  sad24:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2015, 11:07:40 AM
I can hardly stand up today  sad24:
oh woes  noooo:

more alcohol needed?
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2015, 11:08:32 AM
I could do with a rub down   sad24:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2015, 11:10:42 AM
I can hardly stand up today  sad24:
oh woes  noooo:

more alcohol needed?

Less alcohol, more blue pills.  noooo:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2015, 05:09:43 AM
I can hardly stand up today  sad24:
oh woes  noooo:

more alcohol needed?

Less alcohol, more blue pills.  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2015, 08:51:35 AM
 NickSick NickSick redface:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2015, 12:22:42 PM
NickSick NickSick redface:

 facepalm:

Will you never learn?
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2015, 02:49:09 PM
 noooo: redface:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2015, 06:29:33 PM
noooo: redface:

Takes your mind off your leg,,,,,, Thumbs:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2015, 06:34:39 PM
noooo: redface:

Takes your mind off your leg,,,,,, Thumbs:

 inane:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2015, 06:39:48 PM
My leg is over :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2015, 06:43:05 PM
My leg is over :thumbsup:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2015, 07:01:17 PM
Wha?

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 15, 2015, 01:06:21 AM
noooo: redface:

Takes your mind off your leg,,,,,, Thumbs:

Quote from: Mr Leg
That isn't fair. Can I have something to take my mind off Nick as well then please?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2016, 09:40:08 AM
 NickSick
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2016, 11:53:15 AM
NickSick

TMJs....... noooo:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2016, 11:57:55 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2016, 06:27:23 AM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2016, 06:28:02 AM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick

Not for the first time... ::)
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2016, 06:32:09 AM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick

Not for the first time... ::)

 happy001
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2016, 06:32:46 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2016, 09:06:58 AM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick

Not for the first time... ::)

 happy001
happy001  happy001
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2016, 02:16:40 PM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick

Not for the first time... ::)

 happy001
happy001  happy001

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2016, 08:52:21 PM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick

Not for the first time... ::)

 happy001
happy001  happy001

 ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol: lol: although there is an element of pot and kettle there...  whistle:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2016, 05:33:16 AM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick

Not for the first time... ::)

 happy001
happy001  happy001

 ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol: lol: although there is an element of pot and kettle there...  whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2016, 09:11:39 AM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick

Not for the first time... ::)

 happy001
happy001  happy001

 ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol: lol: although there is an element of pot and kettle there...  whistle:

 cussing:

There is a reason some of us are convinced that you and Nick are long lost siblings old boy....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 22, 2016, 09:35:02 AM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick

What have you done now, you lobotomised shitlark?
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2016, 11:31:32 AM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick

What have you done now, you lobotomised shitlark?

Have you considered a career in the NHS, you certainly have a bedside manner  lol:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Miss Creant on April 30, 2016, 08:07:21 PM
I seem to have done something awkward  NickSick

Not for the first time... ::)

 happy001
happy001  happy001

 ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol: lol: although there is an element of pot and kettle there...  whistle:

 ;D ;D Although there is something somewhat disturbing about a sentence containing the words pot, kettle and element just a tad discerning. confused:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2017, 07:41:08 AM
 NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2017, 08:21:51 AM
Is this an April thing?
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2017, 08:22:21 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2017, 08:25:53 AM
Well it's almost a year to the day . . . .

I'd blame Tit Monday
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2017, 08:26:25 AM
I blame Miss I redface:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 18, 2017, 12:09:19 PM
I blame Miss I redface:
She blames the Lesbian girlfriend.

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Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2017, 12:16:37 PM
I blame Miss I redface:
She blames the Lesbian girlfriend.

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[Padlock Pockets]2!!!!  cussing:[/Padlock Pockets]

 whistle:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2017, 12:17:13 PM
I blame Miss I redface:
She blames the Lesbian girlfriend.

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I blame that rabbit...
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2017, 12:18:04 PM
The wabbit was innocent  cussing:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2017, 12:43:50 PM
The wabbit was innocent  cussing:
There are other types of rabbit
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2017, 12:44:37 PM
I am sure some harbour evil intent, but this one was dead from the word go :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2017, 12:47:05 PM
I am sure some harbour evil intent, but this one was dead from the word go :thumbsup:

Then buy some new batteries you bloody cheapskate...  whistle:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2017, 12:55:42 PM
The ferrets ate its head  cussing:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2017, 09:58:43 PM
I blame Miss I redface:
She blames the Lesbian girlfriend.

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[Padlock Pockets]2!!!!  cussing:[/Padlock Pockets]

 whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2017, 02:14:13 PM
Done me back in gardening...  NickSick
Title: Re: Goosed back
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2017, 03:08:56 PM
Doesn't Google Wotsit do gardening?