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Come Inside... => Pets Corner (Imaginary or Otherwise) => Topic started by: Barman on April 14, 2014, 07:21:16 PM
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I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like... eeek:
Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...
Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!
He is running all over the place like a fucking loony! scared2:
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I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like... eeek:
Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...
Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!
He is running all over the place like a fucking loony! scared2:
How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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point: point: point:
Get LL to rescue you
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I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like... eeek:
Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...
Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!
He is running all over the place like a fucking loony! scared2:
How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Three of the lazy fuckers! cussing:
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Man VS mouse
I nearly caught him then! cussing:
he is under my bookshelf now.....
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I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like... eeek:
Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...
Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!
He is running all over the place like a fucking loony! scared2:
How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Three of the lazy fuckers! cussing:
Up from those new stairs.......... noooo:
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Man VS mouse
I nearly caught him then! cussing:
he is under my bookshelf now.....
Get some of your cheese out....... whistle: or if you built the bookcase let nature take it's cause........... whistle:
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Man VS mouse
I nearly caught him then! cussing:
he is under my bookshelf now.....
Get some of your cheese out....... whistle: or if you built the bookcase let nature take it's cause........... whistle:
He sensed the danger of a collapsing bookcase and has (sensibly in my opinion) moved elsewhere..... rubschin:
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Man VS mouse
I nearly caught him then! cussing:
he is under my bookshelf now.....
Get some of your cheese out....... whistle: or if you built the bookcase let nature take it's cause........... whistle:
lol: lol:
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I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like... eeek:
Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...
Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!
He is running all over the place like a fucking loony! scared2:
How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Cats bring live mice home to play with, well all of ours ever have. One of them used to have a party piece of whenever we had visitors dropping a live shrew in the middle of the room.
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
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Bastard thing was halfway up me leg tho! What was that about??? Shocked:
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Looking for nuts? noooo:
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I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like... eeek:
Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...
Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!
He is running all over the place like a fucking loony! scared2:
How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Cats bring live mice home to play with, well all of ours ever have. One of them used to have a party piece of whenever we had visitors dropping a live shrew in the middle of the room.
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
With port like...? rubschin:
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Bastard thing was halfway up me leg tho! What was that about??? Shocked:
Did it feel like someone else? rubschin:
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I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like... eeek:
Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...
Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!
He is running all over the place like a fucking loony! scared2:
How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Cats bring live mice home to play with, well all of ours ever have. One of them used to have a party piece of whenever we had visitors dropping a live shrew in the middle of the room.
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
With port like...? rubschin:
rubschin:
noooo: can't go wasting port
Bet you don't have those non lethal mouse traps anymore
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He is in my pile of shotgun cartidges! scared2:
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He is in my pile of shotgun cartidges! scared2:
How is that a non=lethal mouse trap......... noooo:
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I've been sitting here tonight and a couple of times felt something on my leg like... eeek:
Thought it was a moth or summat.... shook it off...
Just caught it going up me leg again - it is a mouse!
He is running all over the place like a fucking loony! scared2:
How many cats do you have,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Cats bring live mice home to play with, well all of ours ever have. One of them used to have a party piece of whenever we had visitors dropping a live shrew in the middle of the room.
Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
With port like...? rubschin:
rubschin:
noooo: can't go wasting port
Bet you don't have those non lethal mouse traps anymore
No, we have dry crackers....
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Chocolate in the mouse trap. Thumbs:
Mind you do not hurt Miss D though. noooo:
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
specially if you're using them to smuggle stuff
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
specially if you're using them to smuggle stuff
That's budgies not mice. noooo:
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
specially if you're using them to smuggle stuff
That's budgies not mice. noooo:
drumroll:
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Bastard thing was halfway up me leg tho! What was that about??? Shocked:
Just over a foot ? rubschin:
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Bastard thing was halfway up me leg tho! What was that about??? Shocked:
Just over a foot ? rubschin:
That would be his ankle....... rubschin:
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!
Top tip for BM - stand on a chair :thumbsup:
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!
Wouldn't Marmite be better for that?
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!
Wouldn't Marmite be better for that?
noooo:
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Marmite is never the solution sick2:
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Fucking ginger bastard has just brought a mouse down here again! cussing:
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redface:
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redface:
Not you! ::)
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angel1
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!
Top tip for BM - stand on a chair :thumbsup:
A day in the life of BM towers?
http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc (http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc)
rubschin:
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!
Top tip for BM - stand on a chair :thumbsup:
A day in the life of BM towers?
http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc (http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc)
rubschin:
evil:
I can't find the bleddy thing.... noooo:
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!
Top tip for BM - stand on a chair :thumbsup:
A day in the life of BM towers?
http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc (http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc)
rubschin:
evil:
I can't find the bleddy thing.... noooo:
You should get someone to send you some of those non lethal mouse traps like
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Some say peanut butter works better than cheese
rubschin:
I suppose the jars are quite heavy
No, no no! You don't use the jars to *ahem* 'solve' the problem, you just smear the peanut butter everywhere and wait for the little fecker to get stuck in it. Simples!
Top tip for BM - stand on a chair :thumbsup:
A day in the life of BM towers?
http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc (http://youtu.be/dLgThd-0qvc)
rubschin:
evil:
I can't find the bleddy thing.... noooo:
You should get someone to send you some of those non lethal mouse traps like
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rubschin:
Or smear myself in peanut butter...?
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Another cat is required methinks :thumbsup:
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Another cat is required methinks :thumbsup:
facepalm:
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Another cat is required methinks :thumbsup:
noooo:
Your average domestic cat will bring more live mice (voles, rats, rabbits) into your home then it scares away or kills.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA) scared2:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA) scared2:
eeek:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA) scared2:
lol:
I can't wait for the CGI geeks to get to work and turn it into a light sabre.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA) scared2:
lol:
I can't wait for the CGI geeks to get to work and turn it into a light sabre.
oh yes. Good that will be
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA) scared2:
lol:
I can't wait for the CGI geeks to get to work and turn it into a light sabre.
oh yes. Good that will be
Amused BM will be not noooo: