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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on October 29, 2013, 12:14:20 PM
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Sometimes, I remember what my real purpose is in this world. It is to defy conventional thinking, standards and norms at all costs. I don’t trust in authority or people who think they know. In my estimation, a belief I’ve held since long before I ever knew I held beliefs, ‘experts’ exist only to be mocked and lampooned for thinking that I want to clap along with them or parade around in one of their approved sets of padding and proper helmet.. It isn’t, of course, the case that I’ve any brilliance to compensate for such a vacuum. I don’t. I make shit up, figure it out on the fly. I like that. That is the point of life – my life, anyway…
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Clicky (http://taschilb.wordpress.com/2013/10/11/cigarettes/)...
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Sometimes, I remember what my real purpose is in this world. It is to defy conventional thinking, standards and norms at all costs. I don’t trust in authority or people who think they know. In my estimation, a belief I’ve held since long before I ever knew I held beliefs, ‘experts’ exist only to be mocked and lampooned for thinking that I want to clap along with them or parade around in one of their approved sets of padding and proper helmet.. It isn’t, of course, the case that I’ve any brilliance to compensate for such a vacuum. I don’t. I make shit up, figure it out on the fly. I like that. That is the point of life – my life, anyway…
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Clicky (http://taschilb.wordpress.com/2013/10/11/cigarettes/)...
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Sometimes, I remember what my real purpose is in this world. It is to defy conventional thinking, standards and norms at all costs. I don’t trust in authority or people who think they know. In my estimation, a belief I’ve held since long before I ever knew I held beliefs, ‘experts’ exist only to be mocked and lampooned for thinking that I want to clap along with them or parade around in one of their approved sets of padding and proper helmet.. It isn’t, of course, the case that I’ve any brilliance to compensate for such a vacuum. I don’t. I make shit up, figure it out on the fly. I like that. That is the point of life – my life, anyway…
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Clicky (http://taschilb.wordpress.com/2013/10/11/cigarettes/)...
happ096 most excellent. :thumbsup:
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Sometimes, I remember what my real purpose is in this world. It is to defy conventional thinking, standards and norms at all costs. I don’t trust in authority or people who think they know. In my estimation, a belief I’ve held since long before I ever knew I held beliefs, ‘experts’ exist only to be mocked and lampooned for thinking that I want to clap along with them or parade around in one of their approved sets of padding and proper helmet.. It isn’t, of course, the case that I’ve any brilliance to compensate for such a vacuum. I don’t. I make shit up, figure it out on the fly. I like that. That is the point of life – my life, anyway…
worthy:
Clicky (http://taschilb.wordpress.com/2013/10/11/cigarettes/)...
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Miss D
Said today
" I am overworked and under pleasured " noooo:
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Miss D
Said today
" I am overworked and under pleasured " noooo:
eeek:................ rubschin:
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Miss D
Said today
" I am overworked and under pleasured " noooo:
eeek: eeek:
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Miss D
Said today
" I am overworked and under pleasured " noooo:
eeek: eeek:
* Baldy gets catalouge out *..... whistle:
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Pleasure is not just physical you know 8)
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Pleasure is not just physical you know 8)
That's what blokes with small cocks say........ noooo:
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Have they told you that then ? rubschin:
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Pleasure is not just physical you know 8)
That's what blokes with small cocks say........ noooo:
Koff..... Foggy's quote of the day....Koff
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Sometimes, I remember what my real purpose is in this world. It is to defy conventional thinking, standards and norms at all costs. I don’t trust in authority or people who think they know. In my estimation, a belief I’ve held since long before I ever knew I held beliefs, ‘experts’ exist only to be mocked and lampooned for thinking that I want to clap along with them or parade around in one of their approved sets of padding and proper helmet.. It isn’t, of course, the case that I’ve any brilliance to compensate for such a vacuum. I don’t. I make shit up, figure it out on the fly. I like that. That is the point of life – my life, anyway…
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Clicky (http://taschilb.wordpress.com/2013/10/11/cigarettes/)...
I believe this is the thoughts of most of us happ096
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Pleasure is not just physical you know 8)
That's what blokes with small cocks say........ noooo:
Koff..... Foggy's quote of the day....Koff
lol: lol: lol:
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“It [the State] has taken on a vast mass of new duties and responsibilities; it has spread out its powers until they penetrate to every act of the citizen, however secret; it has begun to throw around its operations the high dignity and impeccability of a State religion; its agents become a separate and superior caste, with authority to bind and loose, and their thumbs in every pot. But it still remains, as it was in the beginning, the common enemy of all well-disposed, industrious and decent men.”
– Henry L. Mencken, 1926
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/)...
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“It [the State] has taken on a vast mass of new duties and responsibilities; it has spread out its powers until they penetrate to every act of the citizen, however secret; it has begun to throw around its operations the high dignity and impeccability of a State religion; its agents become a separate and superior caste, with authority to bind and loose, and their thumbs in every pot. But it still remains, as it was in the beginning, the common enemy of all well-disposed, industrious and decent men.”
– Henry L. Mencken, 1926
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/)...
Has someone given you a copy of the 1970 "Guardian Pseudo-Intellectual's Annual"?
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“It [the State] has taken on a vast mass of new duties and responsibilities; it has spread out its powers until they penetrate to every act of the citizen, however secret; it has begun to throw around its operations the high dignity and impeccability of a State religion; its agents become a separate and superior caste, with authority to bind and loose, and their thumbs in every pot. But it still remains, as it was in the beginning, the common enemy of all well-disposed, industrious and decent men.”
– Henry L. Mencken, 1926
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/)...
Has someone given you a copy of the 1970 "Guardian Pseudo-Intellectual's Annual"?
Yes! Thumbs:
It is under the short leg of my desk....
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“It [the State] has taken on a vast mass of new duties and responsibilities; it has spread out its powers until they penetrate to every act of the citizen, however secret; it has begun to throw around its operations the high dignity and impeccability of a State religion; its agents become a separate and superior caste, with authority to bind and loose, and their thumbs in every pot. But it still remains, as it was in the beginning, the common enemy of all well-disposed, industrious and decent men.”
– Henry L. Mencken, 1926
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/)...
Has someone given you a copy of the 1970 "Guardian Pseudo-Intellectual's Annual"?
Yes! Thumbs:
It is under my short leg ....
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“It [the State] has taken on a vast mass of new duties and responsibilities; it has spread out its powers until they penetrate to every act of the citizen, however secret; it has begun to throw around its operations the high dignity and impeccability of a State religion; its agents become a separate and superior caste, with authority to bind and loose, and their thumbs in every pot. But it still remains, as it was in the beginning, the common enemy of all well-disposed, industrious and decent men.”
– Henry L. Mencken, 1926
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/)...
Has someone given you a copy of the 1970 "Guardian Pseudo-Intellectual's Annual"?
Yes! Thumbs:
It is under my short leg ....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jhu.edu%2Fjhumag%2F1104web%2Fimages%2Fp56-57.jpg&hash=e0d2e62b1f21ded6170f668b4e873a3dcc16a3da)
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Thanks to Private Eye for spotting this stupid quote by the Beeb (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24690055) about phone bugging:
The scandal has caused the biggest diplomatic rift between Germany and the US in living memory, reports the BBC's Damien McGuinness in Berlin
As PE pointed out, you'd have thought Germany declaring war on the USA in 1941 or the 4 years after might just have been a tad worse.
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Thanks to Private Eye for spotting this stupid quote by the Beeb (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24690055) about phone bugging:
The scandal has caused the biggest diplomatic rift between Germany and the US in living memory, reports the BBC's Damien McGuinness in Berlin
As PE pointed out, you'd have thought Germany declaring war on the USA in 1941 or the 4 years after might just have been a tad worse.
noooo: noooo:
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Thanks to Private Eye for spotting this stupid quote by the Beeb (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24690055) about phone bugging:
The scandal has caused the biggest diplomatic rift between Germany and the US in living memory, reports the BBC's Damien McGuinness in Berlin
As PE pointed out, you'd have thought Germany declaring war on the USA in 1941 or the 4 years after might just have been a tad worse.
;D ;D ;D
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Thanks to Private Eye for spotting this stupid quote by the Beeb (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24690055) about phone bugging:
The scandal has caused the biggest diplomatic rift between Germany and the US in living memory, reports the BBC's Damien McGuinness in Berlin
As PE pointed out, you'd have thought Germany declaring war on the USA in 1941 or the 4 years after might just have been a tad worse.
Or even JFK telling Merkel and her chums in the East, that he didn't like their wall one little bit. noooo:
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Thanks to Private Eye for spotting this stupid quote by the Beeb (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24690055) about phone bugging:
The scandal has caused the biggest diplomatic rift between Germany and the US in living memory, reports the BBC's Damien McGuinness in Berlin
As PE pointed out, you'd have thought Germany declaring war on the USA in 1941 or the 4 years after might just have been a tad worse.
The BBC is not fit for purpose and beyond repair.... noooo:
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Thanks to Private Eye for spotting this stupid quote by the Beeb (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24690055) about phone bugging:
The scandal has caused the biggest diplomatic rift between Germany and the US in living memory, reports the BBC's Damien McGuinness in Berlin
As PE pointed out, you'd have thought Germany declaring war on the USA in 1941 or the 4 years after might just have been a tad worse.
The BBC is not fit for purpose and beyond repair.... noooo:
They entertain the children tho........
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Thanks to Private Eye for spotting this stupid quote by the Beeb (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24690055) about phone bugging:
The scandal has caused the biggest diplomatic rift between Germany and the US in living memory, reports the BBC's Damien McGuinness in Berlin
As PE pointed out, you'd have thought Germany declaring war on the USA in 1941 or the 4 years after might just have been a tad worse.
The BBC is not fit for purpose and beyond repair.... noooo:
Well if you really think that don't pay your licence fee then
Oh doh:
(imho BBC needs a separate thread like)
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Thanks to Private Eye for spotting this stupid quote by the Beeb (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24690055) about phone bugging:
The scandal has caused the biggest diplomatic rift between Germany and the US in living memory, reports the BBC's Damien McGuinness in Berlin
As PE pointed out, you'd have thought Germany declaring war on the USA in 1941 or the 4 years after might just have been a tad worse.
The BBC is not fit for purpose and beyond repair.... noooo:
Well if you really think that don't pay your licence fee then
Oh doh:
(imho BBC needs a separate thread like)
Start one! Thumbs:
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I could start a second one and call it BBC2, but you'll need a different shaped aerial to read it like :thumbsup:
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I could start a second one and call it BBC2, but you'll need a different shaped aerial to read it like :thumbsup:
lol:
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I could start a second one and call it BBC2, but you'll need a different shaped aerial to read it like :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
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On Paxman vs Clegg
That’s not entirely true – he is not sneering at politics, he is sneering at politicians and quite rightly too – they are rogues, charlatans, mountebanks and popinjays who feed off the lifeblood of the electorate, arse-raping our wallets to fund their lavish salaries and expenses (not to mention funding the vile unelected and unaccountable fake charities, quangos and various single-issue lobby groups who are intent upon restricting our liberties even further) and reward us with freedom inhibiting legislation such as this (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10437127/New-Asbo-plans-are-assault-on-basic-freedom-says-former-DPP-Lord-Macdonald.html) truly egregious example. They are the scum of the Earth and every one of them deserves to end up with their heads on spikes outside Traitor’s Gate. Despicable filth that they are. Yup, the media luvvies ain’t far behind, but they are just far enough behind for me to side with them when it comes to a dog-fight. And for Clegg to suggest that Paxman is being parasitic displays a massive lack of self-awareness. But, then, he is a politician, so self-awareness is not to be expected. If he had any, he would take a one-way trip to Dignitas (and take the Cameroid and Milipede with him).
happ096
Clickety-click (http://www.longrider.co.uk/blog/2013/11/09/popcorn-time-2/)...
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On Paxman vs Clegg
That’s not entirely true – he is not sneering at politics, he is sneering at politicians and quite rightly too – they are rogues, charlatans, mountebanks and popinjays who feed off the lifeblood of the electorate, arse-raping our wallets to fund their lavish salaries and expenses (not to mention funding the vile unelected and unaccountable fake charities, quangos and various single-issue lobby groups who are intent upon restricting our liberties even further) and reward us with freedom inhibiting legislation such as this (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10437127/New-Asbo-plans-are-assault-on-basic-freedom-says-former-DPP-Lord-Macdonald.html) truly egregious example. They are the scum of the Earth and every one of them deserves to end up with their heads on spikes outside Traitor’s Gate. Despicable filth that they are. Yup, the media luvvies ain’t far behind, but they are just far enough behind for me to side with them when it comes to a dog-fight. And for Clegg to suggest that Paxman is being parasitic displays a massive lack of self-awareness. But, then, he is a politician, so self-awareness is not to be expected. If he had any, he would take a one-way trip to Dignitas (and take the Cameroid and Milipede with him).
happ096
Clickety-click (http://www.longrider.co.uk/blog/2013/11/09/popcorn-time-2/)...
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Miss D
Said today
" I am overworked and under pleasured " noooo:
You missing me Babe...I know...
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Miss D
Said today
" I am overworked and under pleasured " noooo:
You missing me Babe...I know...
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nsstudio.co.uk%2Fbabe.jpg&hash=cff0afe07586978793ebb0059547c4b1b8ec5dc3)
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Miss D
Said today
Z" I am overworked and under pleasured " noooo:
You missing me Babe...I know...
rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nsstudio.co.uk%2Fbabe.jpg&hash=cff0afe07586978793ebb0059547c4b1b8ec5dc3)
lol: lol: lol:
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We are told that the troops died for our freedom. That is a big lie. Now it’s true we don’t live under an overt Nazi or Communist government, but are we free?
After a century of mechanised, industrialised warfare, if the troops really died for our freedom, we should be more free than people were in 1913 in Britain. We are not. In 1913 hardly anyone paid income tax now most everyone does. Our money at the time was real gold backed money, not fiat currency and we hardly any national debt. The police didn’t have thousands of different trivial statutes to enforce. The government didn’t lecture us on how much we drank or smoked nor criminalised what we said. We were allowed to be armed in our self-defence. In short, we enjoyed relative freedom.
A hundred years later, all this is gone. So did they really die to make us free? No, they died so a different gang of gangsters could use violence and coercion to enforce their will upon us.
happ096
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/?p=15468)....
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We are told that the troops died for our freedom. That is a big lie. Now it’s true we don’t live under an overt Nazi or Communist government, but are we free?
After a century of mechanised, industrialised warfare, if the troops really died for our freedom, we should be more free than people were in 1913 in Britain. We are not. In 1913 hardly anyone paid income tax now most everyone does. Our money at the time was real gold backed money, not fiat currency and we hardly any national debt. The police didn’t have thousands of different trivial statutes to enforce. The government didn’t lecture us on how much we drank or smoked nor criminalised what we said. We were allowed to be armed in our self-defence. In short, we enjoyed relative freedom.
A hundred years later, all this is gone. So did they really die to make us free? No, they died so a different gang of gangsters could use violence and coercion to enforce their will upon us.
happ096
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/?p=15468)....
Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Didn't really know where this should go, and this seemed somehow an appropriate destination.
It's summat I came across during webanderings today - can it be true?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fod8nvzrwd%2Fimage.jpg&hash=6b04022368edafa9c609b6e73835d1617e2dd662) (http://postimg.org/image/od8nvzrwd/)
Or is it (most likely) a wind up?
You choose - maybe we could add another poll . . . . whistle:
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We are told that the troops died for our freedom. That is a big lie. Now it’s true we don’t live under an overt Nazi or Communist government, but are we free?
After a century of mechanised, industrialised warfare, if the troops really died for our freedom, we should be more free than people were in 1913 in Britain. We are not. In 1913 hardly anyone paid income tax now most everyone does. Our money at the time was real gold backed money, not fiat currency and we hardly any national debt. The police didn’t have thousands of different trivial statutes to enforce. The government didn’t lecture us on how much we drank or smoked nor criminalised what we said. We were allowed to be armed in our self-defence. In short, we enjoyed relative freedom.
A hundred years later, all this is gone. So did they really die to make us free? No, they died so a different gang of gangsters could use violence and coercion to enforce their will upon us.
happ096
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/?p=15468)....
worthy:
& nicked.
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Didn't really know where this should go, and this seemed somehow an appropriate destination.
It's summat I came across during webanderings today - can it be true?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fod8nvzrwd%2Fimage.jpg&hash=6b04022368edafa9c609b6e73835d1617e2dd662) (http://postimg.org/image/od8nvzrwd/)
Or is it (most likely) a wind up?
You choose - maybe we could add another poll . . . . whistle:
Does The Quorn claim it is flat then...? We should ask Steve....
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Didn't really know where this should go, and this seemed somehow an appropriate destination.
It's summat I came across during webanderings today - can it be true?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fod8nvzrwd%2Fimage.jpg&hash=6b04022368edafa9c609b6e73835d1617e2dd662) (http://postimg.org/image/od8nvzrwd/)
Or is it (most likely) a wind up?
You choose - maybe we could add another poll . . . . whistle:
Does The Quorn claim it is flat then...? We should ask Steve....
I prefer Quorn to be flat.
Have I mistook your question?
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Freedom is the freedom not to do what some kind of a majority want you to. Freedom isn’t the right to vote, it’s about what is left to the individual. And that is precious little thee days. The state interferes in everything from health and education, to how you must rummage through your own garbage. It interferes in private contracts and personal diets. It says where you can live, what you can eat and drink and when. It decides how much of your property it will steal and what means of exchange you must use. And increasingly it is asking you to account for yourself to its bureaucrats. It even says what you are allowed to say and what speech is doubleplus ungood.
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/)...
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Freedom is the freedom not to do what some kind of a majority want you to. Freedom isn’t the right to vote, it’s about what is left to the individual. And that is precious little thee days. The state interferes in everything from health and education, to how you must rummage through your own garbage. It interferes in private contracts and personal diets. It says where you can live, what you can eat and drink and when. It decides how much of your property it will steal and what means of exchange you must use. And increasingly it is asking you to account for yourself to its bureaucrats. It even says what you are allowed to say and what speech is doubleplus ungood.
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/)...
So there are some normal people left then. angel1
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Freedom is the freedom not to do what some kind of a majority want you to. Freedom isn’t the right to vote, it’s about what is left to the individual. And that is precious little thee days. The state interferes in everything from health and education, to how you must rummage through your own garbage. It interferes in private contracts and personal diets. It says where you can live, what you can eat and drink and when. It decides how much of your property it will steal and what means of exchange you must use. And increasingly it is asking you to account for yourself to its bureaucrats. It even says what you are allowed to say and what speech is doubleplus ungood.
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/)...
So there are some normal people left then. angel1
Yes, but they are no longer recruiting. noooo:
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Freedom is the freedom not to do what some kind of a majority want you to. Freedom isn’t the right to vote, it’s about what is left to the individual. And that is precious little thee days. The state interferes in everything from health and education, to how you must rummage through your own garbage. It interferes in private contracts and personal diets. It says where you can live, what you can eat and drink and when. It decides how much of your property it will steal and what means of exchange you must use. And increasingly it is asking you to account for yourself to its bureaucrats. It even says what you are allowed to say and what speech is doubleplus ungood.
Clicky (http://www.countingcats.com/)...
:thumbsup:
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I did not tramp about London in the rain shoving unread leaflets through disinterested letter-boxes, one small atom in the maelstrom of activity that resulted in the despatch of the New Labour terror from office, in order to continue to be lectured by charities and government officials about the amount of alcohol I swallow. I'm sick of it – the lecturing, not the alcohol.
The health-industry corollary of the Labour nannying is a new medical priesthood, with its litany of anti-smoking, anti-drinking, pro-physical-jerking incantations.
Clicky... (http://theviewfromcullingworth.blogspot.com/)
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Most excellent. So much so that I will nick it and post it elsewhere. ;)
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Most excellent. So much so that I will nick it and post it elsewhere. ;)
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I did not tramp about London in the rain shoving unread leaflets through disinterested letter-boxes, one small atom in the maelstrom of activity that resulted in the despatch of the New Labour terror from office, in order to continue to be lectured by charities and government officials about the amount of alcohol I swallow. I'm sick of it – the lecturing, not the alcohol.
The health-industry corollary of the Labour nannying is a new medical priesthood, with its litany of anti-smoking, anti-drinking, pro-physical-jerking incantations.
Clicky... (http://theviewfromcullingworth.blogspot.com/)
:thumbsup:
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Jeremy Paxman explained the internet to Newsnight viewers last night:
“as we all know one of the main roles of the internet is to facilitate masturbation”.
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At a meeting of an EU committee on agricultural policy a delegate from France was extolling the virtues of a particular practice adopted with great success by farmers in the north west of his country. He commended it to other nations, who he believed could also benefit from “la sagesse normande”.
He was then most disconcerted when his remarks were met by gales of laughter from the British delegation. Over their headphones they had just heard the interpreter inform them that the speaker had advised all present to follow the example of Norman Wisdom.
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At a meeting of an EU committee on agricultural policy a delegate from France was extolling the virtues of a particular practice adopted with great success by farmers in the north west of his country. He commended it to other nations, who he believed could also benefit from “la sagesse normande”.
He was then most disconcerted when his remarks were met by gales of laughter from the British delegation. Over their headphones they had just heard the interpreter inform them that the speaker had advised all present to follow the example of Norman Wisdom.
drumroll: lol:
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At a meeting of an EU committee on agricultural policy a delegate from France was extolling the virtues of a particular practice adopted with great success by farmers in the north west of his country. He commended it to other nations, who he believed could also benefit from “la sagesse normande”.
He was then most disconcerted when his remarks were met by gales of laughter from the British delegation. Over their headphones they had just heard the interpreter inform them that the speaker had advised all present to follow the example of Norman Wisdom.
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Overheard in the pub:
"We ought to help them poor buggers in Syria, I heard the country is run by a brutal family of Isle of Wight Muslims"
noooo: doh:
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Overheard in the pub:
"We ought to help them poor buggers in Syria, I heard the country is run by a brutal family of Isle of Wight Muslims"
noooo: doh:
noooo: noooo:
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Overheard in the pub:
"We ought to help them poor buggers in Syria, I heard the country is run by a brutal family of Isle of Wight Muslims"
noooo: doh:
Surely you didn't mix with the lower classes in the pub Mr. Darwin sir...? noooo:
I expect Your Man overheard it for you.... ;)
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Overheard in the pub:
"We ought to help them poor buggers in Syria, I heard the country is run by a brutal family of Isle of Wight Muslims"
noooo: doh:
Surely you didn't mix with the lower classes in the pub Mr. Darwin sir...? noooo:
I expect Your Man overheard it for you.... ;)
Xmas ...Lord of the manor and all that stuff I expect.....
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Let us not forget that after New York, London is the world's leading services centre. The sector brings in about £60bn in tax every year, more than 10% of the government's entire budget. We need it to succeed, and retain talent – which means paying them world market rates. That's what we do with footballers – John Terry is paid £6.7m a year, Wayne Rooney is on £15.1m and Steven Gerrard picks up £7.2m and got an MBE too. But football clubs are very small businesses compared to banks. Though a world footballing brand, Manchester United's capitalization is just £2.47bn; the market capitalization of RBS is seventeen times bigger, at £41.8bn. Should we be surprised if star performers in RBS are paid seventeen times what Rooney earns? But in fact we baulk when they are paid fifteen times less.
Well said! Thumbs:
Clicky.... (http://www.adamsmith.org/blog/money-banking/bank-bonuses-and-bogus-arguments)
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Let us not forget that after New York, London is the world's leading services centre. The sector brings in about £60bn in tax every year, more than 10% of the government's entire budget. We need it to succeed, and retain talent – which means paying them world market rates. That's what we do with footballers – John Terry is paid £6.7m a year, Wayne Rooney is on £15.1m and Steven Gerrard picks up £7.2m and got an MBE too. But football clubs are very small businesses compared to banks. Though a world footballing brand, Manchester United's capitalization is just £2.47bn; the market capitalization of RBS is seventeen times bigger, at £41.8bn. Should we be surprised if star performers in RBS are paid seventeen times what Rooney earns? But in fact we baulk when they are paid fifteen times less.
Well said! Thumbs:
Clicky.... (http://www.adamsmith.org/blog/money-banking/bank-bonuses-and-bogus-arguments)
Indeed
It's a market economy, the whiners should live with that or sod off to North Korea or its like
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The main story is, of course, the banning of smoking in cars with horrible screaming brats present. If it calms them down, smoke them. It works with bees, and cheeeldren are similarly noisy and hyperactive.
happy001
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The main story is, of course, the banning of smoking in cars with horrible screaming brats present. If it calms them down, smoke them. It works with bees, and cheeeldren are similarly noisy and hyperactive.
happy001
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I’ve been on [drinking] benders longer than this election campaign
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I’ve been on [drinking] benders longer than this election campaign
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I shall give in to your demands to suppress freedom of speech, purely because I fear your threats. But don’t for one nanosecond confuse fear with respect. I do not respect you, I despise you and everything you stand for – especially given that your faith is apparently so weak in argument that it requires violent threats to shore it up.
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I shall give in to your demands to suppress freedom of speech, purely because I fear your threats. But don’t for one nanosecond confuse fear with respect. I do not respect you, I despise you and everything you stand for – especially given that your faith is apparently so weak in argument that it requires violent threats to shore it up.
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
happy001
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
happy001
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Mr Buckland calls his law the ‘Cinderella Law’ and states, possibly for the purpose of the required media sound-bite, that his target is the proverbial wicked Step-mother, which makes his proposal all the more nonsensical. Society has never yet found a way of forcing genetic parents to actually ‘love’ the brawling, squalling, mucus covered, little git that God blessed them with; nor to show overt interest into what goes in one end nor out the other. They either do or they don’t, and the threat of ten years peace and quiet at Her Majesty’s Pleasure, far, far, away from the trials and tribulations of dealing with the end result of that unwise coupling isn’t going to seem like much of a deterrent.
Clicky... (http://annaraccoon.com/2014/03/31/whats-love-but-a-second-hand-emotion/)
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In a thread about farming elephants rather than banning trade in ivory which obviously results in poaching...
Has anyone ever, under any ivory trading rules, farmed elephants – African elephants in particular? Or is this another fantasy policy from UKIP?
The economics of the situation would seem to be that it’s a lot cheaper to buy elephant tusks from poachers than to farm them. So if you allow the sale of elephant tusks from supposedly legitimate sources, in countries, Zimbabwe for example, where officialdom may not be wholly trustworthy, the result will be a trade in poached ivory.
And this was the reply...
@PaulB – as far as I know (I’m not a member of or a voter for), no, it’s not UKIP policy – any more than you once had a mate who took acid, thought he could fly and jumped off some scaffolding, you trolling liar.
(I’m just about willing to believe a man took acid and jumped off some scaffolding, as per all those urban legends; it’s the idea that you once had a mate which I find incredible.)
What it is is a comment thread on a blog, in which we consider whether
i) Law enforcement can stop the trade in ivory (hasn’t worked with acid, ask your pretend mate, but possibly it can reduce it)
and
ii) Whether some form of legalised trade might allow elephants to take on a value beyond the merely touristic, which would give notoriously greedy and poverty-stricken kleptocracies – such as your leftist fellow traveller Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe – a reason to protect them, rather than look the other way and take their cut of the increased value in the ivory, increased value that is produced by prohibition.
You stupid, snarky cunt.
Haven’t seen you around for a while, I was hoping you were lying in your own piss and shit, dying of thirst in one of your beloved NHS hospitals.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/04/24/perhaps-dr-tim-stanley-should-learn-some-economics/#comments)
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In a thread about farming elephants rather than banning trade in ivory which obviously results in poaching...
Has anyone ever, under any ivory trading rules, farmed elephants – African elephants in particular? Or is this another fantasy policy from UKIP?
The economics of the situation would seem to be that it’s a lot cheaper to buy elephant tusks from poachers than to farm them. So if you allow the sale of elephant tusks from supposedly legitimate sources, in countries, Zimbabwe for example, where officialdom may not be wholly trustworthy, the result will be a trade in poached ivory.
And this was the reply...
@PaulB – as far as I know (I’m not a member of or a voter for), no, it’s not UKIP policy – any more than you once had a mate who took acid, thought he could fly and jumped off some scaffolding, you trolling liar.
(I’m just about willing to believe a man took acid and jumped off some scaffolding, as per all those urban legends; it’s the idea that you once had a mate which I find incredible.)
What it is is a comment thread on a blog, in which we consider whether
i) Law enforcement can stop the trade in ivory (hasn’t worked with acid, ask your pretend mate, but possibly it can reduce it)
and
ii) Whether some form of legalised trade might allow elephants to take on a value beyond the merely touristic, which would give notoriously greedy and poverty-stricken kleptocracies – such as your leftist fellow traveller Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe – a reason to protect them, rather than look the other way and take their cut of the increased value in the ivory, increased value that is produced by prohibition.
You stupid, snarky cunt.
Haven’t seen you around for a while, I was hoping you were lying in your own piss and shit, dying of thirst in one of your beloved NHS hospitals.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/04/24/perhaps-dr-tim-stanley-should-learn-some-economics/#comments)
worthy: and happy002
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In a thread about farming elephants rather than banning trade in ivory which obviously results in poaching...
Has anyone ever, under any ivory trading rules, farmed elephants – African elephants in particular? Or is this another fantasy policy from UKIP?
The economics of the situation would seem to be that it’s a lot cheaper to buy elephant tusks from poachers than to farm them. So if you allow the sale of elephant tusks from supposedly legitimate sources, in countries, Zimbabwe for example, where officialdom may not be wholly trustworthy, the result will be a trade in poached ivory.
And this was the reply...
@PaulB – as far as I know (I’m not a member of or a voter for), no, it’s not UKIP policy – any more than you once had a mate who took acid, thought he could fly and jumped off some scaffolding, you trolling liar.
(I’m just about willing to believe a man took acid and jumped off some scaffolding, as per all those urban legends; it’s the idea that you once had a mate which I find incredible.)
What it is is a comment thread on a blog, in which we consider whether
i) Law enforcement can stop the trade in ivory (hasn’t worked with acid, ask your pretend mate, but possibly it can reduce it)
and
ii) Whether some form of legalised trade might allow elephants to take on a value beyond the merely touristic, which would give notoriously greedy and poverty-stricken kleptocracies – such as your leftist fellow traveller Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe – a reason to protect them, rather than look the other way and take their cut of the increased value in the ivory, increased value that is produced by prohibition.
You stupid, snarky cunt.
Haven’t seen you around for a while, I was hoping you were lying in your own piss and shit, dying of thirst in one of your beloved NHS hospitals.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/04/24/perhaps-dr-tim-stanley-should-learn-some-economics/#comments)
;D ;D
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In a thread about farming elephants rather than banning trade in ivory which obviously results in poaching...
Has anyone ever, under any ivory trading rules, farmed elephants – African elephants in particular? Or is this another fantasy policy from UKIP?
The economics of the situation would seem to be that it’s a lot cheaper to buy elephant tusks from poachers than to farm them. So if you allow the sale of elephant tusks from supposedly legitimate sources, in countries, Zimbabwe for example, where officialdom may not be wholly trustworthy, the result will be a trade in poached ivory.
And this was the reply...
@PaulB – as far as I know (I’m not a member of or a voter for), no, it’s not UKIP policy – any more than you once had a mate who took acid, thought he could fly and jumped off some scaffolding, you trolling liar.
(I’m just about willing to believe a man took acid and jumped off some scaffolding, as per all those urban legends; it’s the idea that you once had a mate which I find incredible.)
What it is is a comment thread on a blog, in which we consider whether
i) Law enforcement can stop the trade in ivory (hasn’t worked with acid, ask your pretend mate, but possibly it can reduce it)
and
ii) Whether some form of legalised trade might allow elephants to take on a value beyond the merely touristic, which would give notoriously greedy and poverty-stricken kleptocracies – such as your leftist fellow traveller Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe – a reason to protect them, rather than look the other way and take their cut of the increased value in the ivory, increased value that is produced by prohibition.
You stupid, snarky cunt.
Haven’t seen you around for a while, I was hoping you were lying in your own piss and shit, dying of thirst in one of your beloved NHS hospitals.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/04/24/perhaps-dr-tim-stanley-should-learn-some-economics/#comments)
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In the Publican's morning Advertiser...
BrewDog has fallen foul of the Portman Group code again, this time for its 3.8% ABV Dead Pony Club beer.
http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Drinks-Brands-News/3.8-ABV-BrewDog-beer-falls-foul-of-the-Portman-Group (http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Drinks-Brands-News/3.8-ABV-BrewDog-beer-falls-foul-of-the-Portman-Group)
...and the reply from BrewDog...
“On behalf of BrewDog PLC and its 14,691 individual shareholders, I would like to issue a formal apology to the Portman Group for not giving a shit about today’s ruling. Indeed, we are sorry for never giving a shit about anything the Portman Group has to say, and treating all of its statements with callous indifference and nonchalance.”
“Unfortunately, the Portman Group is a gloomy gaggle of killjoy jobsworths, funded by navel-gazing international drinks giants. Their raison d’être is to provide a diversion for the true evils of this industry, perpetrated by the gigantic faceless brands that pay their wages. Blinkered by this soulless mission, they treat beer drinkers like brain dead zombies and vilify creativity and competition. Therefore, we have never given a second thought to any of the grubby newspeak they disseminate periodically.”
“While the Portman Group lives out its days deliberating whether a joke on a bottle of beer is responsible or irresponsible use of humour, at BrewDog we will just get on with brewing awesome beer and treating our customers like adults. I’m sure that makes Henry Ashworth cry a salty tear into his shatterproof tankard of Directors as he tries to enforce his futile and toothless little marketing code, but we couldn’t give a shit about that, either.”
“We sincerely hope that the sarcasm of this message fits the Portman Group criteria of responsible use of humour,” he added.
happy001
HT Dick Puddlecote (http://dickpuddlecote.blogspot.com/)...
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from Clarkson
I think most people now realise that I really didn’t say the n-word. But as a result of the lurid headlines I realise I must turn over a new leaf.
I’ve been told by BBC chiefs that I’m drinking at the last-chance saloon so from now on I shall arrive at work on a bicycle with a copy of The Guardian under my arm, and at lunchtime, instead of moaning about how everything on the menu is vegetarian, I shall cheerily ask for extra lentils in my nuclear-free peace soup. Also I must remember when I’m in a lift to not goose Mary Beard.
I’ve even been informed that I must maintain these standards when I’m not at work. So no more sneezing into my hand just before I press the flesh with Ed Miliband. No more drunken shooting parties. And I shall immediately change the name of my scotty dog from Didier Dogba to Tony Blair.
Here, of course, in my little corner of The Sunday Times there can be no more columns about how badgers have killed all the nation’s hedgehogs and must be exterminated immediately. To keep my job I must become like the love child of Polly Tonybee and Brian May.
he then goes on to discuss capital punishment in the USA
link (http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/comment/columns/jeremyclarkson/article1406594.ece)
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from Clarkson
I think most people now realise that I really didn’t say the n-word. But as a result of the lurid headlines I realise I must turn over a new leaf.
I’ve been told by BBC chiefs that I’m drinking at the last-chance saloon so from now on I shall arrive at work on a bicycle with a copy of The Guardian under my arm, and at lunchtime, instead of moaning about how everything on the menu is vegetarian, I shall cheerily ask for extra lentils in my nuclear-free peace soup. Also I must remember when I’m in a lift to not goose Mary Beard.
I’ve even been informed that I must maintain these standards when I’m not at work. So no more sneezing into my hand just before I press the flesh with Ed Miliband. No more drunken shooting parties. And I shall immediately change the name of my scotty dog from Didier Dogba to Tony Blair.
Here, of course, in my little corner of The Sunday Times there can be no more columns about how badgers have killed all the nation’s hedgehogs and must be exterminated immediately. To keep my job I must become like the love child of Polly Tonybee and Brian May.
he then goes on to discuss capital punishment in the USA
link (http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/comment/columns/jeremyclarkson/article1406594.ece)
I have to pay for the link..... Shocked: but Thumbs:
Think he will be sacked soon ...he had a similar rant in the Sun on Friday....
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I reckon he and TG are on route to Sky
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I reckon he and TG are on route to Sky
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I reckon he and TG are on route to Sky
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The question is, who owns the rights to the Top Gear brand?
If it's the three mouseketeers, then fine, move for pity's sake before the stasiBBC totally emasculate the show.
If it's the Beeb, then they'll have to get inventive - and if the Beeb try to keep it going with someone else it's doomed to fail IMO.
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I reckon he and TG are on route to Sky
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The question is, who owns the rights to the Top Gear brand?
If it's the three mouseketeers, then fine, move for pity's sake before the stasiBBC totally emasculate the show.
If it's the Beeb, then they'll have to get inventive - and if the Beeb try to keep it going with someone else it's doomed to fail IMO.
IIRC the BBC bought back the rights last year.
But what good is having the rights when all know the show is all about Clarkson. He could easily have a programme called "Fill your Trousers" and the viewers would follow so the BBC might as well sell him back the name.
But does either TG or Clarkson really have that rosy a TV future? Both are looking old and tired imho.
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
Copyright that name..... Thumbs:
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
Copyright that name..... Thumbs:
"WOOB" :thumbsup:
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
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He took that title from one of his "videos",,,,,,,, noooo:
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
lol: lol: lol:
He took that title from one of his "videos",,,,,,,, noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
lol: lol: lol:
He took that title from one of his "videos",,,,,,,, noooo:
I thought that was Wayne Rooney rubschin:
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
lol: lol: lol:
He took that title from one of his "videos",,,,,,,, noooo:
I thought that was Wayne Rooney rubschin:
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
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but then we'd have to have a WOOB is back thread
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
lol: lol: lol:
but then we'd have to have a WOOB is back thread
You can have the copyright of that thread. Thumbs:
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
lol: lol: lol:
but then we'd have to have a WOOB is back thread
You can have the copyright of that thread. Thumbs:
infamy at last
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
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but then we'd have to have a WOOB is back thread
. . . and we'd need a user whose abbreviated 'name' would be WOOB . . . .
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The bulk of Top Gear is owned by JC and Andy Wilman, the producer. They go back a long way - if memory serves - from when they both were at Performance Car in the 1990's.
JC's articles even then in a sort of pre-PC world were always contentious.
Worth looking up Bedder 6. All sold to the Beeb 18 months ago.
The 'product' is built around JC, so they could call it "Wanked out old Bangers" and many people would still watch it due to him fronting the show.
lol: lol: lol:
but then we'd have to have a WOOB is back thread
. . . and we'd need a user whose abbreviated 'name' would be WOOB . . . .
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. . . and we'd need a user whose abbreviated 'name' would be WOOB . . . .
And what would be so strange about that?
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And what would be so strange about that?
Feck moi eeek:, I see WOOB is back
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Banghead Banghead Banghead feck that didn't work proper like
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happy001
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BM - I'll have what Steve's on please . . . whistle:
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Just listened to an item on the wireless about this latest 'Halal lamb in supermarkets' business.
Some 'expert' was asked for a simple explanation of Halal slaughter:
"There are three main things that must be applied:
1) The animal must be alive at the time of slaughter. . . . "
I didn't catch 2) and 3) from my position rolling on the floor.
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BM - I'll have what Steve's on please . . . whistle:
I think he found the bottles of my piss too.... noooo:
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BM - I'll have what Steve's on please . . . whistle:
I think he found the bottles of my piss too.... noooo:
noooo: they was obvious from the floating green scum and the geiger counter readings
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Just listened to an item on the wireless about this latest 'Halal lamb in supermarkets' business.
Some 'expert' was asked for a simple explanation of Halal slaughter:
"There are three main things that must be applied:
1) The animal must be alive at the time of slaughter. . . . "
I didn't catch 2) and 3) from my position rolling on the floor.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Just listened to an item on the wireless about this latest 'Halal lamb in supermarkets' business.
Some 'expert' was asked for a simple explanation of Halal slaughter:
"There are three main things that must be applied:
1) The animal must be alive at the time of slaughter. . . . "
I didn't catch 2) and 3) from my position rolling on the floor.
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Shocked: lol: lol: lol:
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I recycle as little as possible, for moral reasons.
The moral reason being that the council’s mandatory recycling programme with its baffling assortment of unsightly coloured tubs cluttering up my driveway and the horribly inconvenient fortnightly bin collection is an affront to liberty, reason, and Steveanessence.
Thankfully the privately run tip is a short drive away, so on weekends I load up my 4×4 with black bin bags full of dead batteries, soiled nappies, plastic bottles, and low energy lightbulbs, then toss them into the pit marked “non-recyclable waste”.
I’ve always hated The Environment ever since I saw that rat-faced idiot Swampy on the telly with his lice-ridden, dreadlocked, trustafarian chums trying to stop a perfectly good bypass from being built.
Looking at their gaunt, pale faces and mad, staring eyes and grubby, benefit-scrounging hands I knew then that I would devote my life to fighting The Environment and all its evil, germy, spidery works.
Fuck you, The Environment. You’re the bastard who invented wasps.
worthy:
Clicky (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/09/08/democracy-is-what-the-majority-wants-right/#comments)....
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I recycle as little as possible, for moral reasons.
The moral reason being that the council’s mandatory recycling programme with its baffling assortment of unsightly coloured tubs cluttering up my driveway and the horribly inconvenient fortnightly bin collection is an affront to liberty, reason, and Steveanessence.
Thankfully the privately run tip is a short drive away, so on weekends I load up my 4×4 with black bin bags full of dead batteries, soiled nappies, plastic bottles, and low energy lightbulbs, then toss them into the pit marked “non-recyclable waste”.
I’ve always hated The Environment ever since I saw that rat-faced idiot Swampy on the telly with his lice-ridden, dreadlocked, trustafarian chums trying to stop a perfectly good bypass from being built.
Looking at their gaunt, pale faces and mad, staring eyes and grubby, benefit-scrounging hands I knew then that I would devote my life to fighting The Environment and all its evil, germy, spidery works.
Fuck you, The Environment. You’re the bastard who invented wasps.
worthy:
Clicky (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/09/08/democracy-is-what-the-majority-wants-right/#comments)....
happ096
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rubschin: . . . . . . . . shocked003 . . . . . . . rubschin:
Identity Fraud, I tell thee
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rubschin: . . . . . . . . shocked003 . . . . . . . rubschin:
Identity Fraud, I tell thee
Of course, of course....
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rubschin: . . . . . . . . shocked003 . . . . . . . rubschin:
Identity Fraud, I tell thee
Of course, of course....
you should see what I've run up on his credit cards
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rubschin: . . . . . . . . shocked003 . . . . . . . rubschin:
Identity Fraud, I tell thee
Of course, of course....
you should see what I've run up on his credit cards
eveilgrin:
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BM - I'll have what Steve's on please . . . whistle:
I think he found the bottles of my piss too.... noooo:
noooo: they was obvious from the floating green scum and the geiger counter readings
Oh no Steve, that's BM's homebrew......................just back away slowly and don't make any sudden noise. scared2:
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On Bojo.....
So here we are in the wonderful territory so well summed up by the old chants: ‘with a ladder and some glasses, you could see the Hackney Marshes, if it wasn’t for the houses in between’ . Or ‘If we had some ham, we could have some ham and eggs, if we had some eggs’.
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Clicky... (http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2014/10/huge-story-breaks-nobody-pays-any-attention.html)
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On anti-smoking fascists....
But it’s all concealed through the use of a language in which meanings have become inverted, so that “crisis” really means “no crisis”, “choice” really means “no choice”, “allow” really means “disallow”, and “helping” people really means “forcing” them, and so on. And all bolstered by a garbled mish-mash of conflicting “beacons” and “role models” and “incentives”.
Clicky.... (http://cfrankdavis.wordpress.com/2014/10/18/being-there/)
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THE EU has threatened to send your elderly expat relatives home to live with you.
Proposed restrictions on immigration to Britain have been countered by emigration restrictions, meaning the silver-haired monsters usually confined to Skype will instead be inhabiting your spare room.
European Commission boss Manuel Barroso said: “You complain that immigrants don’t integrate, don’t speak the language, and don’t respect your culture while sending us these wrinkled, reactionary sponges of sunlight?
“You moan of health tourists while sticking us with 70-year-olds yet to accept the link between smoking and cancer, and of criminals while literally renaming an area the Costa del Crime.
“Well, they’re all coming back. Oh, and bad news: their villas are worth nothing, so they’re moving in with you.
“Their bigoted breakfast table views on everything from marmalade to CBeebies will be a constant reminder that you did this to yourselves by voting UKIP.”
Returning expatriates will be kept in detainment camps for the first six weeks while they adjust to Britain not being anything like the Daily Mail has told them it is.
Yes it's a fake from the Daily Mash (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/eu-threatens-to-send-expatriate-grandparents-home-2014102191918) but make me laugh
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THE EU has threatened to send your elderly expat relatives home to live with you.
Proposed restrictions on immigration to Britain have been countered by emigration restrictions, meaning the silver-haired monsters usually confined to Skype will instead be inhabiting your spare room.
European Commission boss Manuel Barroso said: “You complain that immigrants don’t integrate, don’t speak the language, and don’t respect your culture while sending us these wrinkled, reactionary sponges of sunlight?
“You moan of health tourists while sticking us with 70-year-olds yet to accept the link between smoking and cancer, and of criminals while literally renaming an area the Costa del Crime.
“Well, they’re all coming back. Oh, and bad news: their villas are worth nothing, so they’re moving in with you.
“Their bigoted breakfast table views on everything from marmalade to CBeebies will be a constant reminder that you did this to yourselves by voting UKIP.”
Returning expatriates will be kept in detainment camps for the first six weeks while they adjust to Britain not being anything like the Daily Mail has told them it is.
Yes it's a fake from the Daily Mash (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/eu-threatens-to-send-expatriate-grandparents-home-2014102191918) but make me laugh
Could be closer to the truth than we think - UK expat numbers have fallen from 70,000 to 25,000 in the last 10 years over here!
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THE EU has threatened to send your elderly expat relatives home to live with you.
Proposed restrictions on immigration to Britain have been countered by emigration restrictions, meaning the silver-haired monsters usually confined to Skype will instead be inhabiting your spare room.
European Commission boss Manuel Barroso said: “You complain that immigrants don’t integrate, don’t speak the language, and don’t respect your culture while sending us these wrinkled, reactionary sponges of sunlight?
“You moan of health tourists while sticking us with 70-year-olds yet to accept the link between smoking and cancer, and of criminals while literally renaming an area the Costa del Crime.
“Well, they’re all coming back. Oh, and bad news: their villas are worth nothing, so they’re moving in with you.
“Their bigoted breakfast table views on everything from marmalade to CBeebies will be a constant reminder that you did this to yourselves by voting UKIP.”
Returning expatriates will be kept in detainment camps for the first six weeks while they adjust to Britain not being anything like the Daily Mail has told them it is.
Yes it's a fake from the Daily Mash (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/eu-threatens-to-send-expatriate-grandparents-home-2014102191918) but make me laugh
Could be closer to the truth than we think - UK expat numbers have fallen from 70,000 to 25,000 in the last 10 years over here!
Really........ rubschin:
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Attendance figures for the women’s game are harder to come by, but if you look at the pictures in the match reports, it looks like a lot of their fans turn up dressed as empty seats.
Made I larf.... lol:
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/11/01/theres-a-simple-answer-to-this/#comments)
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Nick TV.... ::)
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Oh mierda! Tengo ese idiota jengibre venir hoy.
happy001
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On outsourcing the fire services to G4S...
Well here’s a policy with Buster Keaton ineptitude built in from the ground up.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/12/15/why-not-get-g4s-to-run-the-fire-services/#comments)
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On outsourcing the fire services to G4S...
Well here’s a policy with Buster Keaton ineptitude built in from the ground up.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2014/12/15/why-not-get-g4s-to-run-the-fire-services/#comments)
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An open letter to Russell Brand (http://blog.squandertwo.net/2014/12/an-open-letter-to-russell-brand.html)
Excellent! happ096
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An open letter to Russell Brand (http://blog.squandertwo.net/2014/12/an-open-letter-to-russell-brand.html)
Excellent! happ096
Absolutely brilliant........ ;D ;D ;D Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
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An open letter to Russell Brand (http://blog.squandertwo.net/2014/12/an-open-letter-to-russell-brand.html)
Excellent! happ096
Absolutely brilliant........ ;D ;D ;D Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Stunningly good :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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An open letter to Russell Brand (http://blog.squandertwo.net/2014/12/an-open-letter-to-russell-brand.html)
Excellent! happ096
Absolutely brilliant........ ;D ;D ;D Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Now on Twatter with @rustyrockets tag . . .
(@rustyrockets is the Brand's sobriquet on there . . .)
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An open letter to Russell Brand (http://blog.squandertwo.net/2014/12/an-open-letter-to-russell-brand.html)
Excellent! happ096
Absolutely brilliant........ ;D ;D ;D Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Stunningly good :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Now on Twatter with @rustyrockets tag . . .
(@rustyrockets is the Brand's sobriquet on there . . .)
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Illegal immigrant crushed by the wheels of the coach he'd hidden under to get to the UK....
Reckon he made his escape from under the coach then when he realized he was in Norfolk threw himself back under the wheels in despair??
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Clicky... (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/death-of-an-asylum-seeker-the-tragic-story-of-the-eritrean-teenager-killed-just-as-he-made-it-into-britain-9913284.html)
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Illegal immigrant crushed by the wheels of the coach he'd hidden under to get to the UK....
Reckon he made his escape from under the coach then when he realized he was in Norfolk threw himself back under the wheels in despair??
lol: lol: lol:
Clicky... (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/death-of-an-asylum-seeker-the-tragic-story-of-the-eritrean-teenager-killed-just-as-he-made-it-into-britain-9913284.html)
Darwin in action.
An Eritrean friend, who declined to be named, said:
"We all come here for the same purpose - to leave behind a terrible war, a terrible place for somewhere safe where we can live with peace and respect. That is all we seek and, as you can see, we will take any risk to achieve it.”
So there's a risk in places like France and Germany then?
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An open letter to Russell Brand (http://blog.squandertwo.net/2014/12/an-open-letter-to-russell-brand.html)
Excellent! happ096
Absolutely brilliant........ ;D ;D ;D Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Stunningly good :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Now on Twatter with @rustyrockets tag . . .
(@rustyrockets is the Brand's sobriquet on there . . .)
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Brand has replied
Hello Jo, thanks for your open letter, I do remember you from the melee outside RBS and firstly, I'd like to say sorry for your paella getting cold. It's not nice to suffer because of actions that are nothing to do with you. I imagine the disabled people of our country who have been hit with £6bn of benefit cuts during the period that RBS received £46bn of public bail-out money feel similarly cheesed off.
I can't apologise for the RBS lockdown though mate because, I don't have the authority to close great big institutions – even ones found guilty of criminal activity.
The locking of the doors and your tarnished lunch came about as the result of orders from 'the faceless bosses' upstairs after I wandered in on my own while we secretly filmed from across the street – then security swarmed, all the doors were locked and crowds gathered outside. I must say Jo; it felt like RBS had something terrible to hide. But more of that in a minute.
Neither was I there for publicity, although you could be forgiven for thinking that; for many years I have earned my money (and paid my taxes) by showing off. If I needed negative publicity (and, believe me, that's all talking publicly about inequality can ever get you) I could get it by using the 'N word' on telly, or putting a cat in a bin, or having a romantic liaison with the lad from TOWIE.
I was there with filmmaker Michael Winterbottom making a documentary about how the economic crises caused by the banking industry (RBS were found guilty of rigging Libor and the foreign exchange) has led to an economic attack on the most vulnerable people in society. I don't want to undermine your personal inconvenience Jo, I'd be the first to admit that I'm often more vexed by little things; iPhone chargers continually changing makes me as angry as apartheid – so I can't claim any personal moral high ground, but a chance to make a film that highlights how £80bn of austerity cuts were made, punishing society's most vulnerable during the same period that bankers awarded themselves £81bn in bonuses was irresistible.
The mob upstairs at RBS who exiled you with your rapidly deteriorating lunch have had £4bn in bonuses since the crash. Do they deserve our money more than Britain's disabled? Or Britain's students who are now charged to learn? Is that fair?
They were some of the questions I was hoping to ask your boss – but we got no joy through the 'proper channels' so we decided to just show up.
Not just to RBS, but also to Lloyds, HSBC and Barclays. I know that the regular folk on the floor aren't guilty of this trick against ordinary people; they're like anyone, trying to make ends meet. As you point out though, it's hard to get to the men at the top so we were forced into door-stopping and inadvertent lunch spoiling. The good news is that this film and even this correspondence will reach hundreds of thousands of people and they'll learn how they're being conned by the financial industry and turned against one another – that's got to be a good thing, even if it makes me look a bit of a twit in the process and the national dish of Spain is eaten sub-par.
Now I'll be the first to admit your lunch has been an unwitting casualty in this well-intentioned quest but I couldn't resist the opportunity to ask new RBS boss Ross McEwan if he thinks it's right that he got a £3.2m 'golden hello' when the RBS is sellotaped together with money that comes from everyone else's taxes. I wonder what he would've said? Or whether it's right that Fred 'the shred' (he shredded evidence of impropriety) Goodwin gets to keep his £320k a year pension while disabled people have had their independent living fund scrapped.
And it's not just RBS mate. Lloyds, Barclays, Citibank and HSBC have all been found guilty of market rigging and not one banker has been jailed.
Trillions of public money lost and stolen and no one prosecuted. Remember in the riots when disaffected youth nicked the odd bottle of water or a stray pair of trainers? Criminal, I agree. 1800 years worth of sentences were meted out in special courts, to make an example. Some crime doesn't pay, but some crime definitely does. My school mate Leigh Pickett, a fireman is being told that he and his colleagues won't be able to collect their pension until five years later than agreed, five more years of backbreaking, flame engulfed labour – why? Because of austerity.Put simply Jo, the banks took the money, the people paid the price.
I was there to ask a few questions to the guilty parties, now I know that's not you, you're just a bloke trying to make a crust and evidently you like that crust warm – but again, it wasn't me who locked the RBS, I just asked a few difficult questions and the place went nuts. The people that have inconvenienced homeowners, pensioners, the disabled and ordinary working Brits are the same ones who inconvenienced you that lunchtime. They've got a lot to hide, so they locked the doors. You said my 'agro demeanor' reminded you of school. Your letter reminded me of school too, when the teacher would say, 'because Russell's been naughty, the whole class has to stay behind'.
I'd never knowingly keep a workingman from his dinner, it's unacceptable and I do owe you an apology for being lairy.
So Jo, get in touch, I owe you an apology and I'd like to take you for a hot paella to make up for the one that went cold – though you could say that was actually the fault of the shady shysters who nicked the wedge and locked you out, I'd rather err on the side of caution. When I make a mistake I like to apolgise and put it right. Hopefully your bosses will do the same to the people of Britain.
rubschin:
http://www.russellbrand.com/2014/12/8164/#disqus_thread (http://www.russellbrand.com/2014/12/8164/#disqus_thread)
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rubschin: rubschin:
Not too bad even if he does perpetuate that lie about the banks and more than slightly wash over his own £millions
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The bit that got me was:
"If I needed negative publicity (and, believe me, that's all talking publicly about inequality can ever get you)"
Bollocks does talking about inequality give someone negative publicity. Inanely blithering on about it while pretending to be 'one of the downtrodden' in a crass attempt to keep yourself in the news when you have a new book out however...
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Good point. Did talking about inequality do Martin Luther King's reputation any harm? Or Malala Yousafzai's?
But then they weren't complete frauds.
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"My life was one long descent into respectability": Mandy Rice-Davies :thumbsup:
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"My life was one long descent into respectability": Mandy Rice-Davies :thumbsup:
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Unlike your esteemed self, Mr Darwin sir.
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Unlike your esteemed self, Mr Darwin sir.
rubschin:
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"My life was one long descent into respectability": Mandy Rice-Davies :thumbsup:
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"My life was one long descent into respectability": Mandy Rice-Davies :thumbsup:
Well, she would say that wouldn't she . . .
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Religions, like all other ideas deserve criticism, satire and, yes, our fearless disrespect.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2F4i43y4ysr%2FDefinance.jpg&hash=6c6cf8ab16d2ced0cf33c77ccf601cc0067cb7a8) (http://postimg.org/image/4i43y4ysr/)
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On shortages in Argentina....
It shows what a pig’s ear central planners can make of an economy. It’s not like these are monocrystalline turbine blades or microprocessors – these are wads of cotton that women jam up their chuffs so they don’t leave a mark on the sofa. It’s not as bad as Venezuela, where you can’t even find bumwipe but it’s close.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/01/09/hmm-9/#comments)
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On shortages in Argentina....
It shows what a pig’s ear central planners can make of an economy. It’s not like these are monocrystalline turbine blades or microprocessors – these are wads of cotton that women jam up their chuffs so they don’t leave a mark on the sofa. It’s not as bad as Venezuela, where you can’t even find bumwipe but it’s close.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/01/09/hmm-9/#comments)
happy001
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On shortages in Argentina....
It shows what a pig’s ear central planners can make of an economy. It’s not like these are monocrystalline turbine blades or microprocessors – these are wads of cotton that women jam up their chuffs so they don’t leave a mark on the sofa. It’s not as bad as Venezuela, where you can’t even find bumwipe but it’s close.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/01/09/hmm-9/#comments)
happy001
What on earth were you googling to come across that gem?
On second thoughts . . . noooo:
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On shortages in Argentina....
It shows what a pig’s ear central planners can make of an economy. It’s not like these are monocrystalline turbine blades or microprocessors – these are wads of cotton that women jam up their chuffs so they don’t leave a mark on the sofa. It’s not as bad as Venezuela, where you can’t even find bumwipe but it’s close.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/01/09/hmm-9/#comments)
happy001
What on earth were you googling to come across that gem?
On second thoughts . . . noooo:
I read Tim's blog every day like! Thumbs:
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Pakistanis protest against Charlie Hebdo...
“Making blasphemy cartoon of the Prophet is the worst act of terrorism… The sketch-makers must be hanged immediately”
Clicky... (http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/01/16/massive-pakistan-protests-against-charlie-hebdo-filthy-blasphemers/)
My irony meter just exploded.... noooo:
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Pakistanis protest against Charlie Hebdo...
“Making blasphemy cartoon of the Prophet is the worst act of terrorism… The sketch-makers must be hanged immediately”
Clicky... (http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/01/16/massive-pakistan-protests-against-charlie-hebdo-filthy-blasphemers/)
My irony meter just exploded.... noooo:
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Pakistanis protest against Charlie Hebdo...
“Making blasphemy cartoon of the Prophet is the worst act of terrorism… The sketch-makers must be hanged immediately”
Clicky... (http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/01/16/massive-pakistan-protests-against-charlie-hebdo-filthy-blasphemers/)
My irony meter just exploded.... noooo:
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Journalist: And do you still keep in touch with Tony Curtis?
Roger Moore: Not since he died, no.
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Journalist: And do you still keep in touch with Tony Curtis?
Roger Moore: Not since he died, no.
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Journalist: And do you still keep in touch with Tony Curtis?
Roger Moore: Not since he died, no.
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Journalist: And do you still keep in touch with Tony Curtis?
Roger Moore: Not since he died, no.
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Journalist: And do you still keep in touch with Tony Curtis?
Roger Moore: Not since he died, no.
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Overheard on the bus today, two women, one carrying a cat in a cat carrier, the other just intensely inquisitive...
Woman #1: Ahhh, In't she lovely?
Woman #2: It's a he
Woman #1: You been to the vet then?
Woman #2: Yes
Woman #1: Is he poorly then?
Woman #2: No, he's been micro-chipped
Woman #1: Ahh ... Is that so he can't have kittens then?
Woman #2: eeek:
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Overheard on the bus today, two women, one carrying a cat in a cat carrier, the other just intensely inquisitive...
Woman #1: Ahhh, In't she lovely?
Woman #2: It's a he
Woman #1: You been to the vet then?
Woman #2: Yes
Woman #1: Is he poorly then?
Woman #2: No, he's been micro-chipped
Woman #1: Ahh ... Is that so he can't have kittens then?
Woman #2: eeek:
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I filled Jim up on the M62 at £1.22 a litre cussing:
I remarked to the check out gerly that I had last filled him up in Calais at 89p a litre.
SHe said, "What is that in English munny?"
I said, "89p"
SHe looked baffled noooo:
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I filled Jim up on the M62 at £1.22 a litre cussing:
I remarked to the check out gerly that I had last filled him up in Calais at 89p a litre.
SHe said, "What is that in English munny?"
I said, "89p"
SHe looked baffled noooo:
noooo:
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"If the media was genuinely against the promotion of Jihadi John as a sword-wielding super-villain and didn’t want to be viewed as a willing co-conspirator in his pathetic shot at evil immortality, then they should take the piss out of him, not endorse his glamorous infamy. "
http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/06/jumpin-jihadi-john/ (http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/06/jumpin-jihadi-john/)
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"If the media was genuinely against the promotion of Jihadi John as a sword-wielding super-villain and didn’t want to be viewed as a willing co-conspirator in his pathetic shot at evil immortality, then they should take the piss out of him, not endorse his glamorous infamy. "
http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/06/jumpin-jihadi-john/ (http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/06/jumpin-jihadi-john/)
happ096
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"If the media was genuinely against the promotion of Jihadi John as a sword-wielding super-villain and didn’t want to be viewed as a willing co-conspirator in his pathetic shot at evil immortality, then they should take the piss out of him, not endorse his glamorous infamy. "
http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/06/jumpin-jihadi-john/ (http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/06/jumpin-jihadi-john/)
Agreed...........or as I call him ..Paki Pete......
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Kuwaiti Kunt would be more accurate
There's a host of phrases the media could use. "As islamic as a newt on that plane" might be a start, Anything really that makes him live in fear of his supposed current chums once they see him as an embarassment.
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On Ed Millibland forcing companies to share profits with employees...
At this point, he might just as well promise everyone a pony & be done with it…
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/03/15/this-is-theft-3/#comments)
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On Ed Millibland forcing companies to share profits with employees...
At this point, he might just as well promise everyone a pony & be done with it…
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/03/15/this-is-theft-3/#comments)
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On Ed Millibland forcing companies to share profits with employees...
At this point, he might just as well promise everyone a pony & be done with it…
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/03/15/this-is-theft-3/#comments)
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"The invention of the internet for the conspiracy theorist was like the invention of the strap-on dildo for lesbians with a closet penis fetish"
Sauce (http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/17/all-coppers-are-bastards/)
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"The invention of the internet for the conspiracy theorist was like the invention of the strap-on dildo for lesbians with a closet penis fetish"
Sauce (http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/17/all-coppers-are-bastards/)
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"The invention of the internet for the conspiracy theorist was like the invention of the strap-on dildo for lesbians with a closet penis fetish"
Sauce (http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/17/all-coppers-are-bastards/)
lol: lol: lol:
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"The invention of the internet for the conspiracy theorist was like the invention of the strap-on dildo for lesbians with a closet penis fetish"
Sauce (http://annaraccoon.com/2015/03/17/all-coppers-are-bastards/)
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A conversation about doctor's surgeries opening 24/7...
I think a woman is put off less because throughout their life they expect to see a GP more regularly, e.g smears, childbirth, fainting due to trigger words etc.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/04/09/to-serve-the-public-eh/#comments)
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A discussion on zero hours contracts....
And Jesus said, “we’re in trouble, we’ve only got 12 fishpaste sandwiches, and there are 4000 in the audience”.
And lo, the disciples made of them 100 sandwiches and handed them out. And the people cried out and said, “Oh Jesus, we are starving and have no fishpaste sandwiches”.
And Jesus said, “Well these 100 people here got one, so it can’t be a shortage of sandwiches, can it?”
And the people said, “You’re talking bollocks Jesus, aren’t you?”.
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The first verse actually should have been 12 loaves and 12 fishes, but you get the idea. I need a decent editor.
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Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/04/19/how-hugely-amusing-that-its-a-journalist-complaining-about-zero-hours-contracts/#comments)
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A discussion on this new Tesla battery...
So apparently I get the choice of a battery that will burst into flames and pull my wall down, a flywheel that might spontaneously fragment with catastrophic results, a cube of nuclear waste or a litre of petrol.
I’m voting “litre of petrol” at this election.
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Clicky for more.... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/05/02/so-tesla/#comments)
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On the budget...
Labour don't get it do they? Dopey bitch on the BBC wanked on about single mum's with 2 kids blah blah blah.
It's NOT the job of the state to fund the breeding habits of single women. If the slags can't afford kids, don't have them. Get a fucking job.
Also, the men who spunk up these slappers need to pay for them, stop their bennies if they're on them and stick them on the street, I don't fucking care.
Don't have kids if you can't fucking pay. How hard is that to work out?
Same with housing. Most of us in a full time job can't afford to live in London so why should some unemployed Somali slapper think she's entitled to a 4 bedroom house fully funded?
Labour really are mad.
Clicky... (http://order-order.com/2015/07/08/budget-sketch-osborne-speaks-to-the-tory-soul/#_@/mS_JpWit76oSXw)
happy002
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On the budget...
Labour don't get it do they? Dopey bitch on the BBC wanked on about single mum's with 2 kids blah blah blah.
It's NOT the job of the state to fund the breeding habits of single women. If the slags can't afford kids, don't have them. Get a fucking job.
Also, the men who spunk up these slappers need to pay for them, stop their bennies if they're on them and stick them on the street, I don't fucking care.
Don't have kids if you can't fucking pay. How hard is that to work out?
Same with housing. Most of us in a full time job can't afford to live in London so why should some unemployed Somali slapper think she's entitled to a 4 bedroom house fully funded?
Labour really are mad.
Clicky... (http://order-order.com/2015/07/08/budget-sketch-osborne-speaks-to-the-tory-soul/#_@/mS_JpWit76oSXw)
happy002
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Time I feel for a policy I would introduce tomorrow. If a child is born and there is no known father identified then its DNA is taken and kept until such time as he is identified (and becomes responsible for maintenance).
Should encourage a few feckless males to either keep it in their trousers or not commit a crime (where of course their DNA would be taken and matched)
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On the budget...
Labour don't get it do they? Dopey bitch on the BBC wanked on about single mum's with 2 kids blah blah blah.
It's NOT the job of the state to fund the breeding habits of single women. If the slags can't afford kids, don't have them. Get a fucking job.
Also, the men who spunk up these slappers need to pay for them, stop their bennies if they're on them and stick them on the street, I don't fucking care.
Don't have kids if you can't fucking pay. How hard is that to work out?
Same with housing. Most of us in a full time job can't afford to live in London so why should some unemployed Somali slapper think she's entitled to a 4 bedroom house fully funded?
Labour really are mad.
Clicky... (http://order-order.com/2015/07/08/budget-sketch-osborne-speaks-to-the-tory-soul/#_@/mS_JpWit76oSXw)
happy002
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
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You do your utmost to present your useless sick self as a compassionate human who cares for the plight of the misfortunate, the persecuted, the victims of conflicts when in fact you are the most sick psychopathic hypocrite fucking idiot I have ever come across in my entire life. You are nothing more than a piece of shit who once cornered by someone of vastly superior intelligence and intellectual faculties you commence verbal attacks against that individuals family. All who know me on this forum also know that I have NEVER directed verbal abuse against members of ones family, as you have done on numerous occasions in a bastardy cowardly fashion. I give you my word of honour that I shall attend your funeral, old dogs like me are fighters and struggle on, coward bastards engulfed with hatred against the greatest nation on earth usually expire in no time. Good riddance, your gravestone should say, to a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
To me , a 69 year old TRUE Cypriot, you are a fucking mongrel who needs to substantially increase the dosage of hallucinating pills that you are currently on.
noooo:
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You do your utmost to present your useless sick self as a compassionate human who cares for the plight of the misfortunate, the persecuted, the victims of conflicts when in fact you are the most sick psychopathic hypocrite fucking idiot I have ever come across in my entire life. You are nothing more than a piece of shit who once cornered by someone of vastly superior intelligence and intellectual faculties you commence verbal attacks against that individuals family. All who know me on this forum also know that I have NEVER directed verbal abuse against members of ones family, as you have done on numerous occasions in a bastardy cowardly fashion. I give you my word of honour that I shall attend your funeral, old dogs like me are fighters and struggle on, coward bastards engulfed with hatred against the greatest nation on earth usually expire in no time. Good riddance, your gravestone should say, to a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
To me , a 69 year old TRUE Cypriot, you are a fucking mongrel who needs to substantially increase the dosage of hallucinating pills that you are currently on.
noooo:
noooo:
I will miss old Apey.
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You do your utmost to present your useless sick self as a compassionate human who cares for the plight of the misfortunate, the persecuted, the victims of conflicts when in fact you are the most sick psychopathic hypocrite fucking idiot I have ever come across in my entire life. You are nothing more than a piece of shit who once cornered by someone of vastly superior intelligence and intellectual faculties you commence verbal attacks against that individuals family. All who know me on this forum also know that I have NEVER directed verbal abuse against members of ones family, as you have done on numerous occasions in a bastardy cowardly fashion. I give you my word of honour that I shall attend your funeral, old dogs like me are fighters and struggle on, coward bastards engulfed with hatred against the greatest nation on earth usually expire in no time. Good riddance, your gravestone should say, to a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
To me , a 69 year old TRUE Cypriot, you are a fucking mongrel who needs to substantially increase the dosage of hallucinating pills that you are currently on.
noooo:
noooo:
I will miss old Apey.
lol: lol: lol:
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You do your utmost to present your useless sick self as a compassionate human who cares for the plight of the misfortunate, the persecuted, the victims of conflicts when in fact you are the most sick psychopathic hypocrite fucking idiot I have ever come across in my entire life. You are nothing more than a piece of shit who once cornered by someone of vastly superior intelligence and intellectual faculties you commence verbal attacks against that individuals family. All who know me on this forum also know that I have NEVER directed verbal abuse against members of ones family, as you have done on numerous occasions in a bastardy cowardly fashion. I give you my word of honour that I shall attend your funeral, old dogs like me are fighters and struggle on, coward bastards engulfed with hatred against the greatest nation on earth usually expire in no time. Good riddance, your gravestone should say, to a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
To me , a 69 year old TRUE Cypriot, you are a fucking mongrel who needs to substantially increase the dosage of hallucinating pills that you are currently on.
noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Ain't Google good (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=You+do+your+utmost+to+present+your+useless+sick+self&rlz=1C1GGGE_enGB656GB656&oq=You+do+your+utmost+to+present+your+useless+sick+self&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i64&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8#tbs=qdr:w&q=%22You+do+your+utmost+to+present+your+useless+sick+self%22)
"You cheap little whore… we’re gonna have to place your 4ft carcass in a shoe box. It’ll be like carrying a dead hamster . . .
The word got around that you’re going cheap…
Your pallbearers… four midgets kindly donated by Willy Wonka!" noooo: noooo: noooo:
Popcorn:
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You do your utmost to present your useless sick self as a compassionate human who cares for the plight of the misfortunate, the persecuted, the victims of conflicts when in fact you are the most sick psychopathic hypocrite fucking idiot I have ever come across in my entire life. You are nothing more than a piece of shit who once cornered by someone of vastly superior intelligence and intellectual faculties you commence verbal attacks against that individuals family. All who know me on this forum also know that I have NEVER directed verbal abuse against members of ones family, as you have done on numerous occasions in a bastardy cowardly fashion. I give you my word of honour that I shall attend your funeral, old dogs like me are fighters and struggle on, coward bastards engulfed with hatred against the greatest nation on earth usually expire in no time. Good riddance, your gravestone should say, to a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
To me , a 69 year old TRUE Cypriot, you are a fucking mongrel who needs to substantially increase the dosage of hallucinating pills that you are currently on.
noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Ain't Google good (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=You+do+your+utmost+to+present+your+useless+sick+self&rlz=1C1GGGE_enGB656GB656&oq=You+do+your+utmost+to+present+your+useless+sick+self&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i64&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8#tbs=qdr:w&q=%22You+do+your+utmost+to+present+your+useless+sick+self%22)
"You cheap little whore… we’re gonna have to place your 4ft carcass in a shoe box. It’ll be like carrying a dead hamster . . .
The word got around that you’re going cheap…
Your pallbearers… four midgets kindly donated by Willy Wonka!" noooo: noooo: noooo:
Popcorn:
It used to be a great, fun forum....
...but it is like that all the time now... hate and spite all over the place... noooo:
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Unlike the VP, you balding incompetent mong angel1
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Unlike the VP, you balding incompetent mong angel1
happy001
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Hate posts appear on all forums. Sometimes they're funny ^ and too often they're not.
They rarely reach the class of Churchill's "and if I were your husband I'd drink it" repost
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Hate posts appear on all forums. Sometimes they're funny ^ and too often they're not.
They rarely reach the class of Churchill's "and if I were your husband I'd drink it" repost
We do our best...
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You do your utmost to present your useless sick self as a compassionate human who cares for the plight of the misfortunate, the persecuted, the victims of conflicts when in fact you are the most sick psychopathic hypocrite fucking idiot I have ever come across in my entire life. You are nothing more than a piece of shit who once cornered by someone of vastly superior intelligence and intellectual faculties you commence verbal attacks against that individuals family. All who know me on this forum also know that I have NEVER directed verbal abuse against members of ones family, as you have done on numerous occasions in a bastardy cowardly fashion. I give you my word of honour that I shall attend your funeral, old dogs like me are fighters and struggle on, coward bastards engulfed with hatred against the greatest nation on earth usually expire in no time. Good riddance, your gravestone should say, to a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
To me , a 69 year old TRUE Cypriot, you are a fucking mongrel who needs to substantially increase the dosage of hallucinating pills that you are currently on.
noooo:
noooo:
I will miss old Apey.
lol: lol: lol:
cussing:
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Corbyn is shite regardless of his IQ. He is a brazen admirer of socialist tyranny and murder, from soviet mass butchers to Venezuelan thieves and wasters. He is an anti-semite and bum chums with every islamist death group going. He would return not only the fatuous waste and failure of nationalised industries but also sign up to every anti-human, anti-science, anti-production pile of eco-freak horse-shit he could find. He would commit every act of treason possible from handing over the Falklands and Gibraltar to returning the Elgin Marbles. Anything to hurt this country in the name of socialist evil. Also being a well-off middle-class leftist prick, like all his kind he hates the white working class and would accelerate the already existing programme to make the British a despised minority in what used to be their own land. His first act on getting the job was to call for exactly that at some bullshit leftist gathering. He surrounds himself with tinpot dictatorial vermin who–amongst many other examples–think it is their business to use the power of the scummy state to stop people eating meat. And of course he has Stalinist toe-rag Seamus Milne trying to help him peddle the lies.
worthy:
From here... (http://www.timworstall.com/2015/10/28/is-corbyn-too-dim-to-be-prime-minister/#comments)
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They will not succeed
How many times have we heard that after a terrorist atrocity...? ::)
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Indeed ... I guess success is redefined each time something awful happens!
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This is more video rant by the excellent John Oliver than text quote but this seems the right thread
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glxh9ZgP7kc#)
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This is more video rant by the excellent John Oliver than text quote but this seems the right thread
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glxh9ZgP7kc#)
;D
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"In what was possibly the worst heavyweight fight I have ever seen Fury beat Klitchko to win multiple world titles :-o I seen better fights on Jerry Springer , a fact made even more astonishing by the sight of Fury spending most of the last 3 rounds concentrating more on making sure his shorts didn't fall down rather than worrying about Klitchko landing a decent punch :))
Good luck to the guy- he put his victory down to God in what might be he most compelling argument for the existence of a deity we've had in about 2000 years :ympray:"
;D ;D ;D
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"In what was possibly the worst heavyweight fight I have ever seen Fury beat Klitchko to win multiple world titles :-o I seen better fights on Jerry Springer , a fact made even more astonishing by the sight of Fury spending most of the last 3 rounds concentrating more on making sure his shorts didn't fall down rather than worrying about Klitchko landing a decent punch :))
Good luck to the guy- he put his victory down to God in what might be he most compelling argument for the existence of a deity we've had in about 2000 years :ympray:"
;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
We do have a quote function.... ::)
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"In what was possibly the worst heavyweight fight I have ever seen Fury beat Klitchko to win multiple world titles :-o I seen better fights on Jerry Springer , a fact made even more astonishing by the sight of Fury spending most of the last 3 rounds concentrating more on making sure his shorts didn't fall down rather than worrying about Klitchko landing a decent punch :))
Good luck to the guy- he put his victory down to God in what might be he most compelling argument for the existence of a deity we've had in about 2000 years :ympray:"
;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
We do have a quote function.... ::)
Somebody told Apey that you were charging for that feature... noooo:
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"In what was possibly the worst heavyweight fight I have ever seen Fury beat Klitchko to win multiple world titles :-o I seen better fights on Jerry Springer , a fact made even more astonishing by the sight of Fury spending most of the last 3 rounds concentrating more on making sure his shorts didn't fall down rather than worrying about Klitchko landing a decent punch :))
Good luck to the guy- he put his victory down to God in what might be he most compelling argument for the existence of a deity we've had in about 2000 years :ympray:"
;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:
We do have a quote function.... ::)
Somebody told Apey that you were charging for that feature... noooo:
rubschin:
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Environment minister, standing up to his neck in water in Carlisle: "The flood defences worked well. It's just that the water came over the top of them." facepalm:
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Environment minister, standing up to his neck in water in Carlisle: "The flood defences worked well. It's just that the water came over the top of them." facepalm:
I heard him on the wireless... noooo:
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Environment minister, standing up to his neck in water in Carlisle: "The flood defences worked well. It's just that the water came over the top of them." facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
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Environment minister, standing up to his neck in water in Carlisle: "The flood defences worked well. It's just that the water came over the top of them." facepalm:
Good logic....... rubschin:
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Would this be the right moment to point out that's not actually what he said?
I guess noooo:
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Would this be the right moment to point out that's not actually what he said?
I guess noooo:
noooo: Don't go muddying the water with facts.
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Would this be the right moment to point out that's not actually what he said?
I guess noooo:
noooo: Don't go muddying the water with facts.
Indeed, we'd be flooded if we allowed that
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Would this be the right moment to point out that's not actually what he said?
I guess noooo:
noooo: Don't go muddying the water with facts.
Indeed, we'd be flooded if we allowed that
Definitely over the top.
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Would this be the right moment to point out that's not actually what he said?
I guess noooo:
noooo: Don't go muddying the water with facts.
Indeed, we'd be flooded if we allowed that
Definitely over the top.
I ought to have a quick witty reply but I feel I'm just sandbagging now
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"I'm an atheist and not at all frightened of death but I am frightened of losing all of these heroes from my past"
stolen from faceache ref Bowie....
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BBC "The railways brought people to the coast in increasing numbers, but it became popular for people to swim more slowly”
Shrugs:
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BBC "The railways brought people to the coast in increasing numbers, but it became popular for people to swim more slowly”
Shrugs:
lol: lol: lol:
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You haven't mopped then...?
evil:
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Foggy wet herself again noooo: noooo:
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Foggy wet herself again noooo: noooo:
No, it was actually all very civilised.... rubschin:
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Comparatively speaking noooo:
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Comparatively speaking noooo:
Well yes, all things are relative.... redface:
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You haven't mopped then...?
evil:
I expect she meant 'moped'.
Either she expected you to be lonely and withdrawn, or to have bought a bicycle with a tiny engine.
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You haven't mopped then...?
evil:
I expect she meant 'moped'.
Either she expected you to be lonely and withdrawn, or to have bought a bicycle with a tiny engine.
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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Comparatively speaking noooo:
Well yes, all things are relative.... redface:
We talking Norfolk again?
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You haven't mopped then...?
evil:
I expect she meant 'moped'.
Either she expected you to be lonely and withdrawn, or to have bought a bicycle with a tiny engine.
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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On the guy that dropped dead just short of the end of the Malta Marathon...
I can’t imagine running for 26 miles unless I was being chased by dogs. That’s beyond the distance I’d go in a taxi and edging towards the point where I’d think about chartering a light aircraft.
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2016/02/29/optimism-thats-the-way-to-go/#comments)
happy001
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On the guy that dropped dead just short of the end of the Malta Marathon...
I can’t imagine running for 26 miles unless I was being chased by dogs. That’s beyond the distance I’d go in a taxi and edging towards the point where I’d think about chartering a light aircraft.
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2016/02/29/optimism-thats-the-way-to-go/#comments)
happy001
;D ;D
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Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):
I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex
Me: eeek:
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Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):
I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex
Me: eeek:
point:
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evil:
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Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):
I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex
Me: eeek:
Not a good advert for you....... noooo:
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Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):
I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex
Me: eeek:
Not a good advert for you....... noooo:
noooo:
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Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):
I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex
Me: eeek:
Not a good advert for you....... noooo:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):
I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex
Me: eeek:
Not a good advert for you....... noooo:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Yeah try it ...... Thumbs:
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Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):
I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex
Me: eeek:
Not a good advert for you....... noooo:
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Yeah try it ...... Thumbs:
happy001 happy001
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):
I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex
Me: eeek:
Waterstones?
The Lidl of Literature
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Miss I (rather too loudly in Watersstone's):
I am trying to get my personal trainer into bed. She's a lesbian and they are REALLY good at sex
Me: eeek:
Waterstones?
The Lidl of Literature
lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
They do good cake :thumbsup:
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evil:
They do good cake :thumbsup:
Isn't that Waterloo?
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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evil:
They do good cake :thumbsup:
Isn't that Waterloo?
Same train of thought ....... Thumbs:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
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"There's no sewer so fetid that Ken won't swim in it."
Labour MP, Jamie Reed about Ken Livingstone
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35783651 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35783651)
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"There's no sewer so fetid that Ken won't swim in it."
Labour MP, Jamie Reed about Ken Livingstone
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35783651 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35783651)
happy001
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"There's no sewer so fetid that Ken won't swim in it."
Labour MP, Jamie Reed about Ken Livingstone
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35783651 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35783651)
drumroll:
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"There's no sewer so fetid that Ken won't swim in it."
Labour MP, Jamie Reed about Ken Livingstone
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35783651 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35783651)
;D ;D ;D
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BBC Radio 4 comedy is the worst fucking shite in the world. I’d like nothing better than to sharpen Jeremy Hardy with a penknife and then use him to stab Marcus Brigstocke to death.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2016/06/02/quite-remarkable-2/#comments)
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BBC Radio 4 comedy is the worst fucking shite in the world. I’d like nothing better than to sharpen Jeremy Hardy with a penknife and then use him to stab Marcus Brigstocke to death.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2016/06/02/quite-remarkable-2/#comments)
noooo:
Radio 4 Comedy makes driving in Britain tolerable. Your quote author MC should listen to "I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue" (http://www.isihac.net/index.php) its title was clearly inspired by him
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from another forum (wot I am dumb enough to mod):
With May as PM and Hammond as Chancellor,one wonders what the Clarkson will be doing ?
lol: lol: lol:
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from another forum (wot I am dumb enough to mod):
With May as PM and Hammond as Chancellor,one wonders what the Clarkson will be doing ?
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Jeremy Corbyn and Momentum are weapons' grade thrush. Long may they continue to inhabit Labour's lady garden.
happy001
Clicky... (http://order-order.com/2016/07/28/corbyn-stays-on-the-ballot/#disqus_thread)
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I imagine there would be almost universal approval if the EU slapped a €13bn charge against U2 for their various legal (and self-professed moral) “tax mitigation” arrangements just to shut up that creepy and gobby little shite who wears the sunglasses.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2016/09/01/this-is-the-green-partys-leading-economist/#comments)
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I imagine there would be almost universal approval if the EU slapped a €13bn charge against U2 for their various legal (and self-professed moral) “tax mitigation” arrangements just to shut up that creepy and gobby little shite who wears the sunglasses.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2016/09/01/this-is-the-green-partys-leading-economist/#comments)
lol: lol: lol:
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Mike Hunt says:
September 6 2016 at 8:13 am
It would be interesting to see figures for “quantity of bonds available to buy” both now and 5 years ago. I think they would not support your assertion.
Reply
Richard Murphy says:
September 6 2016 at 8:30 am
Which is irrelevant: QE has happened and the goals are still relevant so assuming a static analysis is appropriate makes no sense at all
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Mike Oque says:
September 6 2016 at 2:25 pm
Are you saying then that your 3rd point was irrelevant? That it matters not a jot if there are many or few bonds left to buy.
Richard Murphy says:
September 6 2016 at 2:56 pm
I would not have said it if it was not relevant
Mike Whim says:
September 6 2016 at 10:56 pm
So are you saying that there is a shortage of EZ bonds to buy compared to the availability 5 years ago?
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2016/09/07/err-which-movie/#comments)
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On a list of Britain’s proudest achievements, the single market belongs somewhere between Gyles Brandreth’s jumpers and the invention of dogging.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2016/10/14/an-interesting-anti-brexit-argument/)
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Boris Johnson: "Brexit’ Will Be A ‘Titanic Success" facepalm:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/boris-johnson-brexit-titanic_uk_581a70b2e4b08315783d6c2f (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/boris-johnson-brexit-titanic_uk_581a70b2e4b08315783d6c2f)
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What the f**k are Ethiopia’s Spice Girls supposed to be anyway?
Dysentery Spice? Fly-sh!t Spice? FGM Spice?
happy001
Clicky...
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What the f**k are Ethiopia’s Spice Girls supposed to be anyway?
Dysentery Spice? Fly-sh!t Spice? FGM Spice?
happy001
Clicky...
;D ;D ;D
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"Oh, I got depressed once and tried to hang myself. Trouble is, I am not very good at knots" (Miss I)
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"Oh, I got depressed once and tried to hang myself. Trouble is, I am not very good at knots" (Miss I)
facepalm:
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"Oh, I got depressed once and tried to hang myself. Trouble is, I am not very good at knots" (Miss I)
Knots or nots ....... whistle:
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Starbucks is the coffee shop for people who hate coffee.
The only reason to go there is if you’re an adult with the palate of a toddler and/or a fatty kidding yourself that inhaling 3000 sugary calories is just “a cup of coffee”. And no wonder. Their coffee – sans all the syrup and cream – tastes like burnt dysentry.
For a simple cup of black, unsweetened coffee while you’re on the road, McDonalds is hard to beat.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2017/01/30/my-word-this-is-a-big-story/#comments)
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evil:
Starbucks cloud9:
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The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/the-brilliance-of-brexit/19625#.WNuwoFV96Ul)
I had to Google Brian Harvey... redface:
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The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/the-brilliance-of-brexit/19625#.WNuwoFV96Ul)
I had to Google Brian Harvey... redface:
;D ;D ;D
and .......... noooo:
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The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/the-brilliance-of-brexit/19625#.WNuwoFV96Ul)
I had to Google Brian Harvey... redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
So did I. Still little the wiser. Shrugs:
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The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/the-brilliance-of-brexit/19625#.WNuwoFV96Ul)
I had to Google Brian Harvey... redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
So did I. Still little the wiser. Shrugs:
redface: I didn't
That Brian Harvey analogy is going to stick
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The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/the-brilliance-of-brexit/19625#.WNuwoFV96Ul)
I had to Google Brian Harvey... redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
So did I. Still little the wiser. Shrugs:
Imagine a young gormless version of Nick with questionable singing skills when an autotune isnt used. :thumbsup:
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evil:
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The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/the-brilliance-of-brexit/19625#.WNuwoFV96Ul)
I had to Google Brian Harvey... redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
So did I. Still little the wiser. Shrugs:
Imagine a young gormless version of Nick with questionable singing skills when an autotune isnt used. :thumbsup:
So Nick can sing without an autotune? Evidence needed methinks
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The EU is like a boyband – it’s going to break up at some point, the only thing you need is good timing. Get it right and you’re Robbie leaving Take That to have a successful solo career. Get it wrong and you’re Brian Harvey reversing over your own head.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/the-brilliance-of-brexit/19625#.WNuwoFV96Ul)
I had to Google Brian Harvey... redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
So did I. Still little the wiser. Shrugs:
Imagine a young gormless version of Nick with questionable singing skills when an autotune isnt used. :thumbsup:
I should prefer not to. noooo:
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evil:
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I chanced on this today. It's not a quote from today or even this decade so a virtual pint to the first to without googling guess where it comes from
"I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."
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My guess is The Diaries of Adrian Mole
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My guess is The Diaries of Adrian Mole
noooo:
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Frankie Howard
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Frankie Howard
noooo:
Clue: it's from a rather successful British fillum
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I chanced on this today. It's not a quote from today or even this decade so a virtual pint to the first to without googling guess where it comes from
"I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."
Rhyss evans from ..Nottting Hill........ Thumbs:
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I chanced on this today. It's not a quote from today or even this decade so a virtual pint to the first to without googling guess where it comes from
"I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."
Rhyss evans from ..Nottting Hill........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup: we have a winner!
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I chanced on this today. It's not a quote from today or even this decade so a virtual pint to the first to without googling guess where it comes from
"I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."
Rhyss evans from ..Nottting Hill........ Thumbs:
:thumbsup: we have a winner!
cloud9:
Free beer ......... rubschin:
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Almost forgot: barman:
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I chanced on this today. It's not a quote from today or even this decade so a virtual pint to the first to without googling guess where it comes from
"I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."
Rhyss evans from ..Nottting Hill........ Thumbs:
I googled it too... whistle:
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I chanced on this today. It's not a quote from today or even this decade so a virtual pint to the first to without googling guess where it comes from
"I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."
Rhyss evans from ..Nottting Hill........ Thumbs:
I googled it too... whistle:
cussing: I actually like that film...... redface: redface:
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I chanced on this today. It's not a quote from today or even this decade so a virtual pint to the first to without googling guess where it comes from
"I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."
Rhyss evans from ..Nottting Hill........ Thumbs:
I googled it too... whistle:
cussing: I actually like that film...... redface: redface:
:thumbsup: yep a goodun in my book too. Well it has got Julia Roberts in it cloud9:
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I chanced on this today. It's not a quote from today or even this decade so a virtual pint to the first to without googling guess where it comes from
"I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."
Rhyss evans from ..Nottting Hill........ Thumbs:
I googled it too... whistle:
cussing: I actually like that film...... redface: redface:
:thumbsup: yep a goodun in my book too. Well it has got Julia Roberts in it cloud9:
" Chicks love grey"........ Thumbs:
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I chanced on this today. It's not a quote from today or even this decade so a virtual pint to the first to without googling guess where it comes from
"I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."
Rhyss evans from ..Nottting Hill........ Thumbs:
I googled it too... whistle:
cussing: I actually like that film...... redface: redface:
:thumbsup: yep a goodun in my book too. Well it has got Julia Roberts in it cloud9:
" Chicks love grey"........ Thumbs:
;D rubschin:
William: I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?
Anna Scott: Well, we would have liked to. But it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125439/quotes?ref_=tt_ql_trv_4 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125439/quotes?ref_=tt_ql_trv_4)
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Reminds me a little bit of old footage from NornIron, with “NO POPE HERE” graffiti.
To be fair, it does seem to have kept the Holy Father out of the Shankhill Road.
lol: lol: lol:
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2017/07/13/well-yes-hes-not-arrived-yes-he/#comments)
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(https://s9.postimg.org/xx2bsv88r/homo.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/xx2bsv88r/)
drumroll:
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/)
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Jo Stephens MP
"Welcome news but shame @BootsUK responded the morning after..... "
https://twitter.com/JoStevensLabour/status/888532962685440002
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Mark Kermode on Microsoft's latest fiasco:
"Dear @Outlook - Hotmail has been down for several hours, but I've clearly missed all the helpful info you've obviously put on Twitter ..."
https://twitter.com/KermodeMovie/status/909760909320519680
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And finally, Ellie, that Labour slogan “For the Many not the Few”? They’re not talking about the good things in life, they’re talking about SHIT.
happy001
Clicky (http://www.timworstall.com/2017/09/30/did-anyone-ever-actually-take-an-intourist-holiday/#comments)...
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From the same thread...
I don’t think anyone ever accounts for people who do surveys and vox pops. It’s generally people with time on their hands. Blokes who are balls deep in supermodel pussy aren’t going to be on yougov
happy002
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From the same thread...
I don’t think anyone ever accounts for people who do surveys and vox pops. It’s generally people with time on their hands. Blokes who are balls deep in supermodel pussy aren’t going to be on yougov
happy002
lol: lol: lol:
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Clooney responding to Trump talking of a Hollywood elite:
Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut the bottom of the pants off to make ties so I’d have a tie to go on job interviews. I grew up understanding what it was like to not have health insurance for eight years. So this idea that I’m somehow the “Hollywood elite” and this guy who takes a shit in a gold toilet is somehow the man of the people is laughable. . .
"I just look at it and I laugh when I see him say 'Hollywood elite,'" he said. "Hollywood elite? I don’t have a star on Hollywood Boulevard, Donald Trump has a star on Hollywood Boulevard! Fuck you!"
https://www.salon.com/2017/09/26/george-clooney-donald-trump/ (https://www.salon.com/2017/09/26/george-clooney-donald-trump/)
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Conversation in car about tricky situations.
Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers." eeek: eeek:
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Conversation in car about tricky situations.
Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers." eeek: eeek:
eyes:
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Conversation in car about tricky situations.
Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers." eeek: eeek:
lol: lol: lol:
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Conversation in car about tricky situations.
Vicars daughter from back seat: "in any emergency the first thing I'd do would be to put on a pair of knickers." eeek: eeek:
While it sounds like she usually knows exactly what to say to derail your train of thought that one takes the cake. You'll never look at her in the same way again. lol:
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Behold!!
(https://s1.postimg.org/1y5w0i8kgr/IMG_0720.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/1y5w0i8kgr/)
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Large amount of alcohol - check
Cigarettes - check
Look of barely restrained madness in eye - check
Yep, she shows all the signs of having known you for a while... whistle:
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Large amount of alcohol - check
Cigarettes - check
Look of barely restrained madness in eye - check
Yep, she shows all the signs of having known you for a while... whistle:
Since she was an egg cloud9:
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Large amount of alcohol - check
Cigarettes - check
Look of barely restrained madness in eye - check
Yep, she shows all the signs of having known you for a while... whistle:
Since she was an egg cloud9:
Her sanity is clearly a lost cause then... lol:
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redface:
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You should meet her dad!!
Attacking the meter reader with a bow and arrow while naked was outstanding, in my view :thumbsup:
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Behold!!
(https://s1.postimg.org/1y5w0i8kgr/IMG_0720.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/1y5w0i8kgr/)
Certainly no VPL showing
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
It was her wedding ::)
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You should meet her dad!!
Attacking the meter reader with a bow and arrow while naked was outstanding, in my view :thumbsup:
That poor family, driven bonkers by long term exposure to the Ginger Shambles... noooo:
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Oddly, her dad is ginger rubschin:
I am not cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Oddly, her dad is ginger rubschin:
I am not cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
My mistake, her poor family has been driven bonkers by long term exposure to the aging former Ginger now Grey Haired Shambles... noooo:
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Electric cars are like real cars, but worse in every conceivable way.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2017/11/17/displacement-activity-displacement-activity/#comments)
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Electric cars are like real cars, but worse in every conceivable way.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2017/11/17/displacement-activity-displacement-activity/#comments)
:thumbsup:
Liked this link in your link https://twitter.com/theseoldcars/status/931470730784657409 (https://twitter.com/theseoldcars/status/931470730784657409)
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Electric cars are like real cars, but worse in every conceivable way.
happy001
Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2017/11/17/displacement-activity-displacement-activity/#comments)
:thumbsup:
Liked this link in your link https://twitter.com/theseoldcars/status/931470730784657409 (https://twitter.com/theseoldcars/status/931470730784657409)
Yes! lol:
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Hybrid cars are OK
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Hybrid cars are OK
noooo:
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Hybrid cars are OK
noooo:
Have a drive of a BMW i8. You'll think different. Stonking Power with decent economy and no need to have to charge it up for hours
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
Better than former minister previously fired for dishonesty repeats same old bluster
https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894 (https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894)
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
Better than former minister previously fired for dishonesty repeats same old bluster
https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894 (https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894)
Do you really get your 'news' from the BBC and Sky...? eeek:
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
Better than former minister previously fired for dishonesty repeats same old bluster
https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894 (https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894)
Do you really get your 'news' from the BBC and Sky...? eeek:
Multiple sources
But Breitbart, the Mail and Express don't qualify. Are you denying Fox is a former minister sacked for lying about his male travelling companion?
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
Better than former minister previously fired for dishonesty repeats same old bluster
https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894 (https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894)
Do you really get your 'news' from the BBC and Sky...? eeek:
Multiple sources
But Breitbart, the Mail and Express don't qualify. Are you denying Fox is a former minister sacked for lying about his male travelling companion?
Fox is a great news channel. :thumbsup:
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
Better than former minister previously fired for dishonesty repeats same old bluster
https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894 (https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894)
Do you really get your 'news' from the BBC and Sky...? eeek:
Multiple sources
But Breitbart, the Mail and Express don't qualify. Are you denying Fox is a former minister sacked for lying about his male travelling companion?
Fox is a great news channel. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
Better than former minister previously fired for dishonesty repeats same old bluster
https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894 (https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894)
Do you really get your 'news' from the BBC and Sky...? eeek:
Multiple sources
But Breitbart, the Mail and Express don't qualify. Are you denying Fox is a former minister sacked for lying about his male travelling companion?
Nice Straw man with Fox... :thumbsup:
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
Better than former minister previously fired for dishonesty repeats same old bluster
https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894 (https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894)
Do you really get your 'news' from the BBC and Sky...? eeek:
Multiple sources
But Breitbart, the Mail and Express don't qualify. Are you denying Fox is a former minister sacked for lying about his male travelling companion?
Nice Straw man with Fox... :thumbsup:
He's a cunt. End of
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
Better than former minister previously fired for dishonesty repeats same old bluster
https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894 (https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894)
Do you really get your 'news' from the BBC and Sky...? eeek:
Multiple sources
But Breitbart, the Mail and Express don't qualify. Are you denying Fox is a former minister sacked for lying about his male travelling companion?
Nice Straw man with Fox... :thumbsup:
He's a cunt. End of
Top end or bottom end?
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
Better than former minister previously fired for dishonesty repeats same old bluster
https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894 (https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894)
Do you really get your 'news' from the BBC and Sky...? eeek:
Multiple sources
But Breitbart, the Mail and Express don't qualify. Are you denying Fox is a former minister sacked for lying about his male travelling companion?
Nice Straw man with Fox... :thumbsup:
He's a cunt. End of
Top end or bottom end?
lol: lol: lol:
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"Brexit is like giving up a three-course meal... for the promise of a packet of crisps in the future,"
linky (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-43209771/brexit-arithmetic-doesn-t-add-up-says-former-top-civil-servant)
Retired Eurocrat repeats three month old message shocker... ::)
Better than former minister previously fired for dishonesty repeats same old bluster
https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894 (https://news.sky.com/story/liam-fox-current-brexit-plans-more-complicated-than-a-packet-of-crisps-11269894)
Do you really get your 'news' from the BBC and Sky...? eeek:
Multiple sources
But Breitbart, the Mail and Express don't qualify. Are you denying Fox is a former minister sacked for lying about his male travelling companion?
Nice Straw man with Fox... :thumbsup:
He's a cunt. End of
Top end or bottom end?
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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This will get me hate mail/posts
"Brexit is now chiefly about people who would rather be lied to by an Englishman than told the truth by a Frenchman."
https://twitter.com/mrjamesob/status/1102851678443778048
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This will get me ignored...
"Brexit is now chiefly about people who would rather be lied to by an Englishman than told the truth by a Frenchman."
https://twitter.com/mrjamesob/status/1102851678443778048
There, fixed it for ya! whistle:
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In negotiating with Brussels she was hopeless, the kind of person who comes out of DFS with a full-price sofa, as one wag put it.
happy001
Clicky... (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/comment/shed-no-tears-for-theresa-she-s-not-a-victim-of-events-but-an-abject-failure-mt3nnsvhp)
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In negotiating with Brussels she was hopeless, the kind of person who comes out of DFS with a full-price sofa, as one wag put it.
happy001
Clicky... (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/comment/shed-no-tears-for-theresa-she-s-not-a-victim-of-events-but-an-abject-failure-mt3nnsvhp)
happy001 happy001
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D88-vaCX4AAM9GL.jpg)
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Who's the bigger fool, Johnson or a man who, believing him to be a fool, employs him for several years?
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Who's the bigger fool, Johnson or a man who, believing him to be a fool, employs him for several years?
Either those that vote for Boris or the string of mistresses that think that this time he'll stay with them
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Giles Coren about Benedict Cumberbach's love for Extinction Rebellion
'I defer to no one in my admiration for Mr Cumberbatch’s work. His Sherlock Holmes is probably the seventh greatest we have had, after Basil Rathbone, Jeremy Brett, Michael Caine, Robert Downey Jr, Will Ferrell and Gonzo from the Muppets. But if you take money from a car company you don’t get to go on the protest. Sorry. That’s like murdering your wife and then weepily taking part in the Crimewatch re-enaction.'
Full new arsehole ripping article (subscription): https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/comment/dear-luvvies-your-hot-air-is-ruining-the-planet-g303jz9n3
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Giles Coren about Benedict Cumberbach's love for Extinction Rebellion
'I defer to no one in my admiration for Mr Cumberbatch’s work. His Sherlock Holmes is probably the seventh greatest we have had, after Basil Rathbone, Jeremy Brett, Michael Caine, Robert Downey Jr, Will Ferrell and Gonzo from the Muppets. But if you take money from a car company you don’t get to go on the protest. Sorry. That’s like murdering your wife and then weepily taking part in the Crimewatch re-enaction.'
Full new arsehole ripping article (subscription): https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/comment/dear-luvvies-your-hot-air-is-ruining-the-planet-g303jz9n3
;D ;D ;D
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Giles Coren about Benedict Cumberbach's love for Extinction Rebellion
'I defer to no one in my admiration for Mr Cumberbatch’s work. His Sherlock Holmes is probably the seventh greatest we have had, after Basil Rathbone, Jeremy Brett, Michael Caine, Robert Downey Jr, Will Ferrell and Gonzo from the Muppets. But if you take money from a car company you don’t get to go on the protest. Sorry. That’s like murdering your wife and then weepily taking part in the Crimewatch re-enaction.'
Full new arsehole ripping article (subscription): https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/comment/dear-luvvies-your-hot-air-is-ruining-the-planet-g303jz9n3
;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
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'Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?'
Iain Mckellen quoted on Radio 2
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'Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?'
Iain Mckellen quoted on Radio 2
rubschin:
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'Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?'
Iain Mckellen quoted on Radio 2
lol: lol:
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'Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if there were no hypothetical questions?'
Iain Mckellen quoted on Radio 2
lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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It must be difficult to negotiate with hate-filled fanatics utterly committed to the destruction of the USA and all western civilisation.
So it must be a relief to Trump to be able to spend some time dealing with the Taliban instead of the Democrats.
happy001
Clicky... (http://Tim Neilson)
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Daily Mail
Just now ·
The new decade is HERE!
Were their people who didn't realise ......... rubschin:
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As the Grauniad put it: given Specsavers are the main sponsor of Test match cricket in England, the vice-captain’s response was not really on brand:
“Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”
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As the Grauniad put it: given Specsavers are the main sponsor of Test match cricket in England, the vice-captain’s response was not really on brand:
“Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”
happy001
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As the Grauniad put it: given Specsavers are the main sponsor of Test match cricket in England, the vice-captain’s response was not really on brand:
“Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”
happy001
;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
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As the Grauniad put it: given Specsavers are the main sponsor of Test match cricket in England, the vice-captain’s response was not really on brand:
“Come and say it to me outside the ground you fucking four-eyed cunt.”
happy001
;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
;D ;D ;D ;D
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The spread of Corona virus is based on 2 factors ..!!
1,How dense the population is ..!
2,How dense the population is ..!
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The spread of Corona virus is based on 2 factors ..!!
1,How dense the population is ..!
2,How dense the population is ..!
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From the comments section of a random Youtube music selection courtesy of the algorithm lol:
MY NEIGHBORS LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH THEY THREW A BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOW SO THEY COULD HEAR IT BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From the comments section of a random Youtube music selection courtesy of the algorithm lol:
MY NEIGHBORS LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH THEY THREW A BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOW SO THEY COULD HEAR IT BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From the comments section of a random Youtube music selection courtesy of the algorithm lol:
MY NEIGHBORS LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH THEY THREW A BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOW SO THEY COULD HEAR IT BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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T'was for this track. I have to admit, after my initial impression of 'Oh goodie, another Babymetal stylee group. facepalm: Well at least BM will probably like them' once they started playing they quickly grew on me
https://youtu.be/Uds7g3M-4lQ
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From the comments section of a random Youtube music selection courtesy of the algorithm lol:
MY NEIGHBORS LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH THEY THREW A BRICK THROUGH MY WINDOW SO THEY COULD HEAR IT BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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About BTCC Silverstone (https://aljahom.wordpress.com/2020/09/27/btcc-silverstone-part-1/)...
None of these specious propositions will be confronted by the key question: WHY? Why do we need more diversity, inclusion, darkies, minge-owners, cripples, and the generally unsuited to this elite sport?
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About BTCC Silverstone (https://aljahom.wordpress.com/2020/09/27/btcc-silverstone-part-1/)...
None of these specious propositions will be confronted by the key question: WHY? Why do we need more diversity, inclusion, darkies, minge-owners, cripples, and the generally unsuited to this elite sport?
happy001
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Just discovered this one
Interviewer to Don Henley: "Do you regret writing the lines "So I called up the captain / 'Please bring me my wine' / He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'" because wines are fermented while spirits are distilled"
Henley "Thanks for the tutorial and, no, you're not the first to bring this to my attention — and you're not the first to completely misinterpret the lyric and miss the metaphor. Believe me, I've consumed enough alcoholic beverages in my time to know how they are made and what the proper nomenclature is. But that line in the song has little or nothing to do with alcoholic beverages. It's a sociopolitical statement. My only regret would be having to explain it in detail to you, which would defeat the purpose of using literary devices in songwriting and lower the discussion to some silly and irrelevant argument about chemical processes"
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Just discovered this one
Interviewer to Don Henley: "Do you regret writing the lines "So I called up the captain / 'Please bring me my wine' / He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'" because wines are fermented while spirits are distilled"
Henley "Thanks for the tutorial and, no, you're not the first to bring this to my attention — and you're not the first to completely misinterpret the lyric and miss the metaphor. Believe me, I've consumed enough alcoholic beverages in my time to know how they are made and what the proper nomenclature is. But that line in the song has little or nothing to do with alcoholic beverages. It's a sociopolitical statement. My only regret would be having to explain it in detail to you, which would defeat the purpose of using literary devices in songwriting and lower the discussion to some silly and irrelevant argument about chemical processes"
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Just discovered this one
Interviewer to Don Henley: "Do you regret writing the lines "So I called up the captain / 'Please bring me my wine' / He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'" because wines are fermented while spirits are distilled"
Henley "Thanks for the tutorial and, no, you're not the first to bring this to my attention — and you're not the first to completely misinterpret the lyric and miss the metaphor. Believe me, I've consumed enough alcoholic beverages in my time to know how they are made and what the proper nomenclature is. But that line in the song has little or nothing to do with alcoholic beverages. It's a sociopolitical statement. My only regret would be having to explain it in detail to you, which would defeat the purpose of using literary devices in songwriting and lower the discussion to some silly and irrelevant argument about chemical processes"
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Ouch! When your climate change proposals end up with Greta Thunberg taking the piss out of you, you know you have screwed up. happy002
"50% of the carbon reductions needed to get to net zero will come from technologies that have not yet been invented"
Great news! I spoke to Harry Potter and he said he will team up with Gandalf, Sherlock Holmes & The Avengers and get started right away!
https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1393974674867036164?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1393974674867036164%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.louderwithcrowder.com%2Fgreta-thunberg-john-kerry
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Ouch! When your climate change proposals end up with Greta Thunberg taking the piss out of you, you know you have screwed up. happy002
"50% of the carbon reductions needed to get to net zero will come from technologies that have not yet been invented"
Great news! I spoke to Harry Potter and he said he will team up with Gandalf, Sherlock Holmes & The Avengers and get started right away!
https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1393974674867036164?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1393974674867036164%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.louderwithcrowder.com%2Fgreta-thunberg-john-kerry
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Just discovered this one
Interviewer to Don Henley: "Do you regret writing the lines "So I called up the captain / 'Please bring me my wine' / He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'" because wines are fermented while spirits are distilled"
Henley "Thanks for the tutorial and, no, you're not the first to bring this to my attention — and you're not the first to completely misinterpret the lyric and miss the metaphor. Believe me, I've consumed enough alcoholic beverages in my time to know how they are made and what the proper nomenclature is. But that line in the song has little or nothing to do with alcoholic beverages. It's a sociopolitical statement. My only regret would be having to explain it in detail to you, which would defeat the purpose of using literary devices in songwriting and lower the discussion to some silly and irrelevant argument about chemical processes"
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Ouch! When your climate change proposals end up with Greta Thunberg taking the piss out of you, you know you have screwed up. happy002
"50% of the carbon reductions needed to get to net zero will come from technologies that have not yet been invented"
Great news! I spoke to Harry Potter and he said he will team up with Gandalf, Sherlock Holmes & The Avengers and get started right away!
https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1393974674867036164?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1393974674867036164%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.louderwithcrowder.com%2Fgreta-thunberg-john-kerry
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Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."
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Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."
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Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."
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Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."
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Is this the female version of asking you to look for a can of elbow grease...? whistle:
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Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."
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Is this the female version of asking you to look for a can of elbow grease...? whistle:
Or a tin of sparks...? lol:
Or being sent to the stores to ask for a long weight... redface:
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Miss T ..." have you seen my invisible hairbands ?, there are in a clear plastic bag ."
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Is this the female version of asking you to look for a can of elbow grease...? whistle:
Or a tin of sparks...? lol:
Or being sent to the stores to ask for a long weight... redface:
Did the Roman engineers pick on you as a child...? whistle:
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"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."
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"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."
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"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."
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"One of my neighbours pops round every 3 months or so to tell me he's going on holiday and to give me a key in case of emergency. He collects it 2 weeks later and gives me a bottle of wine. I have no idea who he is or where he lives."
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First, it is true that the scene is not in any way funny. It is not even close to funny. If funny was a holiday destination, Shrill wouldn’t even manage to get in the taxi to the airport. In fact it would lose its passport, then sit alone crying in a heap of clothes, before defecating on itself and passing out. And I am being generous.
Clicky... (https://www.spiked-online.com/2021/06/03/why-is-woke-comedy-so-unfunny/?fbclid=IwAR1qUcb4fDbBsWIYwy-SR6a0Gqr3DUOJCNIqzZmUSJ9MOWrr8GJDZgEF6qQ)
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First, it is true that the scene is not in any way funny. It is not even close to funny. If funny was a holiday destination, Shrill wouldn’t even manage to get in the taxi to the airport. In fact it would lose its passport, then sit alone crying in a heap of clothes, before defecating on itself and passing out. And I am being generous.
Clicky... (https://www.spiked-online.com/2021/06/03/why-is-woke-comedy-so-unfunny/?fbclid=IwAR1qUcb4fDbBsWIYwy-SR6a0Gqr3DUOJCNIqzZmUSJ9MOWrr8GJDZgEF6qQ)
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"Congratulations Meghan and Harry on the birth of Lilibet. May their happiness cause every Daily Mail reader’s arse to prolapse with rage."
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"Congratulations Meghan and Harry on the birth of Lilibet. May their happiness cause every Daily Mail reader’s arse to prolapse with rage."
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"Congratulations Meghan and Harry on the birth of Lilibet. May their happiness cause every Daily Mail reader’s arse to prolapse with rage."
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"I told you I was old"
Sir Tom Moore
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-57725373
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On a site discussing sending explicit photos online ....
"I think it's Darwin's way of clumping specific groups together. Say you have the intellect of a mop and have to rely on a base, cave man, level of social interaction. When you receive a positive response from the opposite sex having snet a dic pic as an icebreaker, it's likely they also have the air headedness of a mop bucket. For them, a match made in heaven, for everyone else just a long line of asbo kids and queues outside the Jobcentre to observe as we go about our day"
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From another site I frequent
'Covid is to vaccine technology what WW2 was to aeronautics'
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On a site discussing sending explicit photos online ....
"I think it's Darwin's way of clumping specific groups together. Say you have the intellect of a mop and have to rely on a base, cave man, level of social interaction. When you receive a positive response from the opposite sex having snet a dic pic as an icebreaker, it's likely they also have the air headedness of a mop bucket. For them, a match made in heaven, for everyone else just a long line of asbo kids and queues outside the Jobcentre to observe as we go about our day"
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