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Come Inside... => The Sports Bar => Topic started by: Steve on August 14, 2013, 08:58:07 PM
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England 3 Scotland 2
What a game Thumbs:
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Worrying that the jocks went ahead twice. noooo:
Although we had most of the game and it all worked out in the end. Thumbs:
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Snoopy would have been happy....... sad24:
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Maybe time to re-start the home nation thingy......... rubschin:
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Maybe time to re-start the home nation thingy......... rubschin:
Everyone but England management wants it to happen
IIRC the argument is supposedly it gets us playing the wrong way, yes FA dimwits that'd be the entertaining way and the one the paying public wants to see.
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Maybe time to re-start the home nation thingy......... rubschin:
Everyone but England management wants it to happen
IIRC the argument is supposedly it gets us playing the wrong way, yes FA dimwits that'd be the entertaining way and the one the paying public wants to see.
Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Maybe time to re-start the home nation thingy......... rubschin:
No need to play minor nations....let them have local derby's againsts Iceland & The Faroe Isles, that is all they are good for.
If we have friendly matches it needs to be against propper opposition like France,Germany or Italy. Thumbs:
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Worrying that the jocks went ahead twice. noooo:
Although we had most of the game and it all worked out in the end. Thumbs:
Only just.. I thought it would have been a total whitewash... redface:
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
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Worrying that the jocks went ahead twice. noooo:
Although we had most of the game and it all worked out in the end. Thumbs:
Only just.. I thought it would have been a total whitewash... redface:
Feck off....It was just a training ground practice at the home of football. Thumbs:
Your chaps might have problems with finding enough cash for a pint in town. point:
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
Another Ginge. noooo:
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
Another Ginge. noooo:
Not any more cry:
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
I know he's small .......but kicking him round your garden....... noooo:
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
Another Ginge. noooo:
Not any more cry:
Lucky for him, what dye does he use? rubschin:
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
Another Ginge. noooo:
Not any more cry:
Lucky for him, what dye does he use? rubschin:
None he's grey noooo:
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
Another Ginge. noooo:
Not any more cry:
Lucky for him, what dye does he use? rubschin:
None he's grey noooo:
Anti Ginge dye you say? rubschin:
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
Another Ginge. noooo:
Not any more cry:
Lucky for him, what dye does he use? rubschin:
None he's grey noooo:
Anti Ginge dye you say? rubschin:
noooo: noooo: ::)
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
I know he's small .......but kicking him round your garden....... noooo:
lol:
He doesn't suffer fools gladly...
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" (walks off).
I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.
Reporter: "Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?"
Strachan: "No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah."
"I tried to get the disappointment out of my system by going for a walk. I ended up 17 miles from home and I had to phone my wife, Lesley to come and pick me up."
Reporter: "Gordon, do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?"
Strachan: "I don't care, I'm Scottish."
Reporter: "Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?"
Strachan: "You're spot on! You can read me like a book!"
Reporter: "Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?"
Strachan: "No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said: 'No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.'"
Reporter: "There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?"
Strachan: "Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick. Down negative man, down!"
On good friend and former Aberdeen teammate Alex McLeish: "We even competed for the acne cream when we were younger. Obviously, I won that one."
Reporter: "So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?"
Strachan: "What areas? Mainly that big green one out there..."
Talking about Wayne Rooney: "It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."
On Eric Cantona's bizarre press conference: "If a Frenchman goes on about seagulls, trawlers and sardines, he’s called a philosopher. I’d just be called a short Scottish bum talking crap."
“Pahars has also caught every virus going except a computer virus and he is probably working on that even now.”
Reporter: "This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?"
Strachan: "You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there."
Talking about being attacked by a Celtic fan while an Aberdeen player in 1980: "It's always great fun getting attacked. One of the highlights of my career. The fella who beat me up got fined £100 for that but they had a whip-round in the pub and he got £200!"
On his cooking ability: "It's embarrassing, I'm not proud of it. I can't even make myself anything to eat. I had to phone her and she said, 'I've left something to put in the microwave'. An hour later and I'm asking, "Where's the microwave?""
Reporter: "Is that your best start to a season?"
Strachan: "Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure."
Reporter: "You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?"
Strachan: "I don't take stupid comments lightly either."
“I have discovered that when you go to Anfield or Old Trafford, it pays not to wear a coloured shirt because everyone can see the stains as the pressure mounts. I always wear a white shirt so nobody sees you sweat.”
On Sir Alex Ferguson while at Aberdeen: "He used to play tapes of Bill Shankly talking. I remember that and a singer he liked. I don't know who it was but it was crap. He played it on the team bus too, and all the boys hated it. Until one night it got chucked away. If he's still wondering who threw that tape off the bus, it was me. So maybe he was right and I'm not to be trusted."
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
I know he's small .......but kicking him round your garden....... noooo:
lol:
He doesn't suffer fools gladly...
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" (walks off).
I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.
Reporter: "Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?"
Strachan: "No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah."
"I tried to get the disappointment out of my system by going for a walk. I ended up 17 miles from home and I had to phone my wife, Lesley to come and pick me up."
Reporter: "Gordon, do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?"
Strachan: "I don't care, I'm Scottish."
Reporter: "Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?"
Strachan: "You're spot on! You can read me like a book!"
Reporter: "Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?"
Strachan: "No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said: 'No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.'"
Reporter: "There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?"
Strachan: "Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick. Down negative man, down!"
On good friend and former Aberdeen teammate Alex McLeish: "We even competed for the acne cream when we were younger. Obviously, I won that one."
Reporter: "So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?"
Strachan: "What areas? Mainly that big green one out there..."
Talking about Wayne Rooney: "It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."
On Eric Cantona's bizarre press conference: "If a Frenchman goes on about seagulls, trawlers and sardines, he’s called a philosopher. I’d just be called a short Scottish bum talking crap."
“Pahars has also caught every virus going except a computer virus and he is probably working on that even now.”
Reporter: "This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?"
Strachan: "You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there."
Talking about being attacked by a Celtic fan while an Aberdeen player in 1980: "It's always great fun getting attacked. One of the highlights of my career. The fella who beat me up got fined £100 for that but they had a whip-round in the pub and he got £200!"
On his cooking ability: "It's embarrassing, I'm not proud of it. I can't even make myself anything to eat. I had to phone her and she said, 'I've left something to put in the microwave'. An hour later and I'm asking, "Where's the microwave?""
Reporter: "Is that your best start to a season?"
Strachan: "Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure."
Reporter: "You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?"
Strachan: "I don't take stupid comments lightly either."
“I have discovered that when you go to Anfield or Old Trafford, it pays not to wear a coloured shirt because everyone can see the stains as the pressure mounts. I always wear a white shirt so nobody sees you sweat.”
On Sir Alex Ferguson while at Aberdeen: "He used to play tapes of Bill Shankly talking. I remember that and a singer he liked. I don't know who it was but it was crap. He played it on the team bus too, and all the boys hated it. Until one night it got chucked away. If he's still wondering who threw that tape off the bus, it was me. So maybe he was right and I'm not to be trusted."
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AFFS........ noooo:
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I know, and I think it was me that posted it redface:
Anyway, it's not an Affs, it's like the BBC don't have repeats, "it's another chance to see" :thumbsup:
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I know, and I think it was me that posted it redface:
Anyway, it's not an Affs, it's like the BBC don't have repeats, "it's another chance to see" :thumbsup:
JOM on demand.... Thumbs:
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In the end you were well beaten and that idiot linesman was a big help to you
But for 75 minutes it was a very close game. Strachan has worked wonders
My friend Gordon I used to play football with him as a child in his back garden.... honest ;)
I know he's small .......but kicking him round your garden....... noooo:
His was a strange boy from memory .... a real loner ... My cousin and I used to take the piss .. his mum was lovely. ;D
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I know, and I think it was me that posted it redface:
Anyway, it's not an Affs, it's like the BBC don't have repeats, "it's another chance to see" :thumbsup:
JOM on demand.... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
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So England lost both their friendlies ........ noooo: did not watch ......any views....... rubschin:
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So England lost both their friendlies ........ noooo: did not watch ......any views....... rubschin:
I saw about 30 mins himself turned it off so boring..... the score was England 0 Germany 1 ::)
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So England lost both their friendlies ........ noooo: did not watch ......any views....... rubschin:
Theo Walcott please get fit soon
IMHO these were two games too far in 2013 and it how we play in he friendlies next spring that counts more.
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Forgot about it tonight....... redface: but Cyprus got a draw.. Thumbs:
anyone watch England.... rubschin:
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Forgetting about it was the best option. They may have scrapped a win but far from impressive !
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Forgetting about it was the best option. They may have scrapped a win but far from impressive !
OK then... Thumbs:
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Forgot about it tonight....... redface: but Cyprus got a draw.. Thumbs:
anyone watch England.... rubschin:
Watched more of England v West Indies ODI, the footy was just a friendly......nothing much to report, just the normal boring stuff that comes in an uninspiring fixture. noooo:
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Went out to pig it at the Indian restaurant with friends
Have now watched both Eng v Denmark and Eng v WI on fast forward. :thumbsup: to the results but glad I went out
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Something for Apey and Baldy to go watch on Wednesday
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26521472 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26521472)
"Lianne Sanderson celebrated her recent England return with a double as Mark Sampson's team reached the Cyprus Cup final with a 2-0 win against Canada."
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Something for Apey and Baldy to go watch on Wednesday
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26521472 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26521472)
"Lianne Sanderson celebrated her recent England return with a double as Mark Sampson's team reached the Cyprus Cup final with a 2-0 win against Canada."
The f-king stupid thing is that this had had no publicity here... Banghead
till I saw it on BBC sport I did not even know......... noooo:
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Off now to watch England against Paddington bear's lot. Thumbs:
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Off now to watch England against Paddington bear's lot. Thumbs:
Going to watch in on fast forward catch up in a few mins. Might make it interesting
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Nothing much to report. noooo:
Friendly games are a waste of time and dangerous to our players IMHO.
Some hairy arsed Peruvian could make a name for himself if he 'took' one of our key players out. noooo:
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Yep unless it's the Argies, Krauts or Jocks friendlies are boring
Good first goal, Rooney wasn't too good was he. Still we won.
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Yep unless it's the Argies, Krauts or Jocks friendlies are boring
Good first goal, Rooney wasn't too good was he. Still we won.
Was it a good performance....... rubschin:
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Yep unless it's the Argies, Krauts or Jocks friendlies are boring
Good first goal, Rooney wasn't too good was he. Still we won.
Was it a good performance....... rubschin:
Not too bad.
Peru defended for most of the match and it was just a case of how to play against a team that turns up without any ambition other than trying to get a draw.
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Match suspended due to thudner noooo:
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Match suspended due to thudner noooo:
Restarted now.
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Match suspended due to thudner noooo:
Restarted now.
and getting tasty
got to be a red card soon
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And we have that red card. Could be more
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2 nil away from home :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
And Welbeck was awesome rubschin:
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Phew! I was going to have a tenner on the Swiss but forgot like.
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San Marino tonight.......double figures..... rubschin:
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San Marino tonight.......double figures..... rubschin:
Not too sure it is tonight. noooo:
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San Marino tonight.......double figures..... rubschin:
Not too sure it is tonight. noooo:
oops ..coz I am sick....... noooo:
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San Marino tonight.......double figures..... rubschin:
Not too sure it is tonight. noooo:
oops ..coz I am sick....... noooo:
Spend some munny.....it will cure your problems. Thumbs:
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Didn't see either match.....were England any good....... rubschin:
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Didn't see either match.....were England any good....... rubschin:
Nope. noooo:
Rooney scored with a very good free kick......but then he missed too many other chances. noooo: They had a bloke sent off and I thought we might put some pressure on. noooo:
I ended up doing a Sudoku puzzle while waiting for the final of the darts to come on the tellybox.
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Didn't see either match.....were England any good....... rubschin:
Nope. noooo:
Rooney scored with a very good free kick......but then he missed too many other chances. noooo: They had a bloke sent off and I thought we might put some pressure on. noooo:
I ended up doing a Sudoku puzzle while waiting for the final of the darts to come on the tellybox.
As I thought...... noooo:
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Didn't see either match.....were England any good....... rubschin:
Nope. noooo:
Rooney scored with a very good free kick......but then he missed too many other chances. noooo: They had a bloke sent off and I thought we might put some pressure on. noooo:
I ended up doing a Sudoku puzzle while waiting for the final of the darts to come on the tellybox.
Good description
I put together a self assembly furniture unit - that was far far more interesting
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Wales 2, Cyprus 1 rubschin:
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Wales 2, Cyprus 1 rubschin:
cussing:
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-29781978 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-29781978)
eeek:
South Africa's football captain and goalkeeper Senzo Meyiwa has died after being shot, South African police say.
The incident reportedly happened at Meyiwa's girlfriend's house in Vosloorus, south of Johannesburg.
What is it with South African international sportsmen and girlfriends? And is this going to go to extra time?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-29781978 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-29781978)
eeek:
South Africa's football captain and goalkeeper Senzo Meyiwa has died after being shot, South African police say.
The incident reportedly happened at Meyiwa's girlfriend's house in Vosloorus, south of Johannesburg.
What is it with South African international sportsmen and girlfriends? And is this going to go to extra time?
eeek: eeek:
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Banghead . . . . ;D . . . . scared2:
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Banghead . . . . ;D . . . . scared2:
noooo:
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Banghead . . . . ;D . . . . scared2:
noooo:
Banghead . . . . ;D . . . . scared2: . . . . . ;D . . . . . ;D :thumbsup:
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Banghead . . . . ;D . . . . scared2:
noooo:
Banghead . . . . ;D . . . . scared2: . . . . . ;D . . . . . ;D :thumbsup:
Can't score for us tho.......wanker....... noooo:
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Good result...... rubschin:
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Good result...... rubschin:
:thumbsup: and more watchable than I expected. Your Welbeck was very good
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Good result...... rubschin:
:thumbsup: and more watchable than I expected. Your Welbeck was very good
Didn't watch it....
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Wales! Bloody hell ;D ;D ;D
Just need Cyprus to sort Belgium out this evening
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Ah well not Cyprus footballs finest evening then
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/euro-2016-marouane-fellaini-double-helps-five-goal-221335061--sow.html
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Ah well not Cyprus footballs finest evening then
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/euro-2016-marouane-fellaini-double-helps-five-goal-221335061--sow.html
Banghead
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That weren't a bad game that friendly v Italy
Shit that I was on the phone for most of it
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evil: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: evil: :thumbsup: and 5 minutes left
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Party001: Party001: Party001:
and in Sam time too :thumbsup:
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eeek: Cyprus win a World Cup qualifier match away from home
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40229629 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40229629)
against Gibraltar
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Scotland v England what a bonkers last 10 minutes
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Surprised at the result eeek:
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eeek: we've only gone and won a World Cup Party001: Party001: Party001:
happ096
U20 maybe but a cracking match :thumbsup:
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cussing:
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;D
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eeek: eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Party001: Party001: Party001:
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The man is out there ...having a wonderful time
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The man is out there ...having a wonderful time
:thumbsup:
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I couldn't get time off work sad24:
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I couldn't get time off work sad24:
Oh noes
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Have just taken a peek at the Scotland v Cyprus euro qualifier
doublefacepalm after 56 minutes
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Seems I look away and finally a goal crushing Cyprus hopes
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That might be your talent identified then :thumbsup: lol:
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That might be your talent identified then :thumbsup: lol:
rubschin:
What shall I look away from next then?
PS Scotland scraped through. A once world force in football can only just beat smuggers at home noooo:
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They are highly unlikely to qualify for Euro's .
As England will have to play one of their group games in Glasgow that will make it fun lol: