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Title: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 10:39:04 AM
No not the smuggers,,,,,, ::)  but this is a genuine quote from a forum....

"I have about eleven 24-hour bakeries near me. You'd think at least one of them would have the common sense to stock Mighty White or Warbuton's Toastie bread????"

Then...

"I went to Sigma yesterday to complain about the paucity of their bread selection.

Needless to say, none of them could speak English.

Hello Cyprus! Not everyone likes tough, chewy bread."

 noooo:



Btw it is available in supermarkets frozen ....if you are reading .... whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 11:08:53 AM
No not the smuggers,,,,,, ::)  but this is a genuine quote from a forum....

"I have about eleven 24-hour bakeries near me. You'd think at least one of them would have the common sense to stock Mighty White or Warbuton's Toastie bread????"

Then...

"I went to Sigma yesterday to complain about the paucity of their bread selection.

Needless to say, none of them could speak English.

Hello Cyprus! Not everyone likes tough, chewy bread."

 noooo:



Btw it is available in supermarkets frozen ....if you are reading .... whistle:

Bet they moan about having to drive on the right.  They do remember don't they?

Edit:  just looked that up  oooerrr
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2013, 11:24:39 AM
No not the smuggers,,,,,, ::)  but this is a genuine quote from a forum....

"I have about eleven 24-hour bakeries near me. You'd think at least one of them would have the common sense to stock Mighty White or Warbuton's Toastie bread????"

Then...

"I went to Sigma yesterday to complain about the paucity of their bread selection.

Needless to say, none of them could speak English.

Hello Cyprus! Not everyone likes tough, chewy bread."

 noooo:



Btw it is available in supermarkets frozen ....if you are reading .... whistle:


happy001

No wonder they hate us eh...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 11:26:38 AM
No not the smuggers,,,,,, ::)  but this is a genuine quote from a forum....

"I have about eleven 24-hour bakeries near me. You'd think at least one of them would have the common sense to stock Mighty White or Warbuton's Toastie bread????"

Then...

"I went to Sigma yesterday to complain about the paucity of their bread selection.

Needless to say, none of them could speak English.

Hello Cyprus! Not everyone likes tough, chewy bread."

 noooo:



Btw it is available in supermarkets frozen ....if you are reading .... whistle:


happy001

No wonder they hate us eh...?  noooo:

The poster was stupid .......did they not know if you shout louder in English they then understand......rookie mistake....... noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2013, 11:28:25 AM
No not the smuggers,,,,,, ::)  but this is a genuine quote from a forum....

"I have about eleven 24-hour bakeries near me. You'd think at least one of them would have the common sense to stock Mighty White or Warbuton's Toastie bread????"

Then...

"I went to Sigma yesterday to complain about the paucity of their bread selection.

Needless to say, none of them could speak English.

Hello Cyprus! Not everyone likes tough, chewy bread."

 noooo:



Btw it is available in supermarkets frozen ....if you are reading .... whistle:


happy001

No wonder they hate us eh...?  noooo:

The poster was stupid .......did they not know if you shout louder in English they then understand......rookie mistake....... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 21, 2013, 11:49:49 AM
These morons make the rest of us look bad. Those of us who love the real Cyprus are tarred with the same brush.
What pisses me off is that nobdy made them move here. If you dont like it, fuck off home.  cussing:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2013, 11:50:48 AM
These morons make the rest of us look bad. Those of us who love the real Cyprus are tarred with the same brush.
What pisses me off is that nobdy made them move here. If you dont like it, fuck off home.  cussing:

Skub?
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 11:54:52 AM
http://pbfcomics.com/20/ (http://pbfcomics.com/20/)

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 11:59:02 AM
These morons make the rest of us look bad. Those of us who love the real Cyprus are tarred with the same brush.
What pisses me off is that nobdy made them move here. If you dont like it, fuck off home.  cussing:
We should find this evil person going by the name of Nobody and hold them to account for all the stupid things they've forced people to do.  Send them down the Skub mines I say.


Do the whingeing ex pats also moan about Blighty?
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 12:03:33 PM
These morons make the rest of us look bad. Those of us who love the real Cyprus are tarred with the same brush.
What pisses me off is that nobdy made them move here. If you dont like it, fuck off home.  cussing:
We should find this evil person going by the name of Nobody and hold them to account for all the stupid things they've forced people to do.  Send them down the Skub mines I say.


Do the whingeing ex pats also moan about Blighty?

Oh yes..........it is a cess pit filled with immigrants ( darkies)...crime..and benefit cheats........
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 12:09:08 PM
These morons make the rest of us look bad. Those of us who love the real Cyprus are tarred with the same brush.
What pisses me off is that nobdy made them move here. If you dont like it, fuck off home.  cussing:
We should find this evil person going by the name of Nobody and hold them to account for all the stupid things they've forced people to do.  Send them down the Skub mines I say.


Do the whingeing ex pats also moan about Blighty?

She said Nobdy, maybe Baldy's nom de plume  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:10:05 PM
These morons make the rest of us look bad. Those of us who love the real Cyprus are tarred with the same brush.
What pisses me off is that nobdy made them move here. If you dont like it, fuck off home.  cussing:
We should find this evil person going by the name of Nobody and hold them to account for all the stupid things they've forced people to do.  Send them down the Skub mines I say.


Do the whingeing ex pats also moan about Blighty?

Oh yes..........it is a cess pit filled with immigrants ( darkies)...crime..and benefit cheats........

It brings shame on the nation as a whole.... Is that all they have to worry about my heart bleeds tw@s .. censored: censored:. censored:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 12:13:21 PM
These morons make the rest of us look bad. Those of us who love the real Cyprus are tarred with the same brush.
What pisses me off is that nobdy made them move here. If you dont like it, fuck off home.  cussing:
We should find this evil person going by the name of Nobody and hold them to account for all the stupid things they've forced people to do.  Send them down the Skub mines I say.


Do the whingeing ex pats also moan about Blighty?

Oh yes..........it is a cess pit filled with immigrants ( darkies)...crime..and benefit cheats........

It brings shame on the nation as a whole.... Is that all they have to worry about my heart bleeds tw@s .. censored: censored:. censored:

Zactly..........they get their fucking pensions, their house are bought outright for peanuts .....then they want to make it little England (avoided Britain there )...
they have no fucking idea .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 12:16:56 PM
Of course, if the Cypriot government embraced "Diversity" then they would encourage these sad ex-pats to demand their white bread etc., and also provide translators when required. It's what the UK government would do.

Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 12:27:09 PM
Of course, if the Cypriot government embraced "Diversity" then they would encourage these sad ex-pats to demand their white bread etc., and also provide translators when required. It's what the UK government would do.

Zactly .... That is why we are the nation we are today. whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 11:52:02 AM
"We then just popped into the new Lidl's on the way home for their croissants and apple pies and what a disappointment that was! The shop was practically empty of stock - still no baked beans and still no corned beef which they have been out of for Months now."

the fucking shop only  opened 2 weeks ago..... Banghead
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 11:55:35 AM
"We then just popped into the new Lidl's on the way home for their croissants and apple pies and what a disappointment that was! The shop was practically empty of stock - still no baked beans and still no corned beef which they have been out of for Months now."

the fucking shop only  opened 2 weeks ago..... Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:

Is this Cyprus Living...?
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on June 22, 2013, 11:58:48 AM
Surely that's how Lidl's work

They only stock what they can buy dirt cheap and if beans can't be so bought then the customers have to wait.

Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 11:59:44 AM
"We then just popped into the new Lidl's on the way home for their croissants and apple pies and what a disappointment that was! The shop was practically empty of stock - still no baked beans and still no corned beef which they have been out of for Months now."

the fucking shop only  opened 2 weeks ago..... Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:

Is this Cyprus Living...?

Yes... last one was cyprus dying ....the other the posh site.....
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 12:19:26 PM
"We then just popped into the new Lidl's on the way home for their croissants and apple pies and what a disappointment that was! The shop was practically empty of stock - still no baked beans and still no corned beef which they have been out of for Months now."

the fucking shop only  opened 2 weeks ago..... Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:

Is this Cyprus Living...?

Yes... last one was cyprus dying ....the other the posh site.....

Not good after two weeks......   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 12:24:31 PM
"We then just popped into the new Lidl's on the way home for their croissants and apple pies and what a disappointment that was! The shop was practically empty of stock - still no baked beans and still no corned beef which they have been out of for Months now."

the fucking shop only  opened 2 weeks ago..... Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:

Is this Cyprus Living...?

Yes... last one was cyprus dying ....the other the posh site.....

Not good after two weeks......   noooo: noooo:

Terrible next their tea-bags will run out......... whistle:   (pyramid ones)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 12:39:59 PM
"We then just popped into the new Lidl's on the way home for their croissants and apple pies and what a disappointment that was! The shop was practically empty of stock - still no baked beans and still no corned beef which they have been out of for Months now."

the fucking shop only  opened 2 weeks ago..... Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:

Is this Cyprus Living...?

Yes... last one was cyprus dying ....the other the posh site.....

Not good after two weeks......   noooo: noooo:

Terrible next their tea-bags will run out......... whistle:   (pyramid ones)

Noooo don't say that we will all suffer for that one.....  he will raid every shop in Cyprus and end up  Jail:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 12:42:56 PM
"We then just popped into the new Lidl's on the way home for their croissants and apple pies and what a disappointment that was! The shop was practically empty of stock - still no baked beans and still no corned beef which they have been out of for Months now."

the fucking shop only  opened 2 weeks ago..... Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:

Is this Cyprus Living...?

Yes... last one was cyprus dying ....the other the posh site.....

Not good after two weeks......   noooo: noooo:

Terrible next their tea-bags will run out......... whistle:   (pyramid ones)

Noooo don't say that we will all suffer for that one.....  he will raid every shop in Cyprus and end up  Jail:

And he puts the milk in last......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 12:53:40 PM
Don't start  me on tea you two!  cussing:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on June 22, 2013, 12:57:58 PM
Don't start  me on tea you two!  cussing:

My poor thread........ noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: boogs on June 22, 2013, 02:33:37 PM
Don't start  me on tea you two!  cussing:

 pathead: Don't get too stressed if the worstest comes we can send you out weekly PG packages....
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 02:55:40 PM
Don't start  me on tea you two!  cussing:

 pathead: Don't get too stressed if the worstest comes we can send you out weekly PG packages....

Pinot...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 02:56:26 PM
Don't start  me on tea you two!  cussing:

 pathead: Don't get too stressed if the worstest comes we can send you out weekly PG packages....

He needs to calm down, hang on, I'll make him a brew


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fof9k60dhh%2Fmug_unt.jpg&hash=7ae09d323621ab431ec8cdc9f3f8dabe37cab232) (http://postimg.org/image/of9k60dhh/)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 03:00:42 PM
Don't start  me on tea you two!  cussing:

 pathead: Don't get too stressed if the worstest comes we can send you out weekly PG packages....

He needs to calm down, hang on, I'll make him a brew


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fof9k60dhh%2Fmug_unt.jpg&hash=7ae09d323621ab431ec8cdc9f3f8dabe37cab232) (http://postimg.org/image/of9k60dhh/)

JOM!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2013, 03:05:09 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2013, 03:25:52 PM
Don't start  me on tea you two!  cussing:

 pathead: Don't get too stressed if the worstest comes we can send you out weekly PG packages....

He needs to calm down, hang on, I'll make him a brew


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fof9k60dhh%2Fmug_unt.jpg&hash=7ae09d323621ab431ec8cdc9f3f8dabe37cab232) (http://postimg.org/image/of9k60dhh/)

JOM!  Shocked:

He's been sitting on that one for ages.
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2013, 03:45:19 PM
Don't start  me on tea you two!  cussing:

 pathead: Don't get too stressed if the worstest comes we can send you out weekly PG packages....

He needs to calm down, hang on, I'll make him a brew


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fof9k60dhh%2Fmug_unt.jpg&hash=7ae09d323621ab431ec8cdc9f3f8dabe37cab232) (http://postimg.org/image/of9k60dhh/)

JOM!  Shocked:

He's been sitting on that one for ages.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 08:35:58 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html)

Wonder if they will win........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2013, 08:53:19 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html)

Wonder if they will win........ rubschin:

Two hopes I would think....  lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: miss Tchevious on August 07, 2013, 06:31:34 PM
Don't start  me on tea you two!  cussing:

 pathead: Don't get too stressed if the worstest comes we can send you out weekly PG packages....

He needs to calm down, hang on, I'll make him a brew


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fof9k60dhh%2Fmug_unt.jpg&hash=7ae09d323621ab431ec8cdc9f3f8dabe37cab232) (http://postimg.org/image/of9k60dhh/)

JOM!  Shocked:

He's been sitting on that one for ages.

he's been sitting on his c*nt for ages?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2013, 06:40:30 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2013, 07:11:10 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html)

Wonder if they will win........ rubschin:

Two hopes I would think....  lol:
If that

How stupid are some people, what's the odds this Grabbit, Pocketit & Run legal firm are fleecing them too?
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2013, 07:15:56 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html)

Wonder if they will win........ rubschin:

Two hopes I would think....  lol:
If that

How stupid are some people, what's the odds this Grabbit, Pocketit & Run legal firm are fleecing them too?

Guaranteed....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2013, 07:19:30 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html)

Wonder if they will win........ rubschin:

Two hopes I would think....  lol:
If that

How stupid are some people, what's the odds this Grabbit, Pocketit & Run legal firm are fleecing them too?

Guaranteed....  Thumbs:

No one put a gun to their heads ......and if it had worked out you would hear nothing....... noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2013, 07:30:22 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html)

Wonder if they will win........ rubschin:

Two hopes I would think....  lol:
If that

How stupid are some people, what's the odds this Grabbit, Pocketit & Run legal firm are fleecing them too?

Guaranteed....  Thumbs:

No one put a gun to their heads ......and if it had worked out you would hear nothing....... noooo:

Plus if you sign a mortgage document without noticing what currency it is in you deserve one of JOM's mugs....  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2013, 07:33:53 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2385680/Hundreds-Britons-start-legal-action-Cyprus-mortgage-trap.html)

Wonder if they will win........ rubschin:

Two hopes I would think....  lol:
If that

How stupid are some people, what's the odds this Grabbit, Pocketit & Run legal firm are fleecing them too?

Guaranteed....  Thumbs:

No one put a gun to their heads ......and if it had worked out you would hear nothing....... noooo:

Plus if you sign a mortgage document without noticing what currency it is in you deserve one of JOM's mugs....  noooo:

Quite so BM.  Thumbs:

And if the exchange rate went the other way......Let's go and piss it up against the wall.  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Miss Adventure on August 12, 2013, 05:41:03 AM
Exactly - funny thing is though that the lawyer who got my ex-friend to sign the foreign currency mortgage is the same one who is now leading the class-action, she thinks he's marvellous. When are these people going to have a day off Banghead
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2013, 06:39:16 AM
Exactly - funny thing is though that the lawyer who got my ex-friend to sign the foreign currency mortgage is the same one who is now leading the class-action, she thinks he's marvellous. When are these people going to have a day off Banghead

Generally Wednesday and Saturday afternoons and all day Sunday...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2013, 07:13:44 AM
Exactly - funny thing is though that the lawyer who got my ex-friend to sign the foreign currency mortgage is the same one who is now leading the class-action, she thinks he's marvellous. When are these people going to have a day off Banghead

Generally Wednesday and Saturday afternoons and all day Sunday...  Thumbs:

 drumroll:

After living here for ages I still forget the Wednesday afternoon shutdown.  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2013, 07:18:50 AM
Exactly - funny thing is though that the lawyer who got my ex-friend to sign the foreign currency mortgage is the same one who is now leading the class-action, she thinks he's marvellous. When are these people going to have a day off Banghead

Generally Wednesday and Saturday afternoons and all day Sunday...  Thumbs:

 drumroll:

After living here for ages I still forget the Wednesday afternoon shutdown.  noooo:

Me too!   cussing:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on November 20, 2013, 11:50:26 PM
This is a serious post.......... noooo:

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51144 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51144)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Baldy on November 20, 2013, 11:56:04 PM
This is a serious post.......... noooo:

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51144 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51144)

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: boogs on November 21, 2013, 12:09:46 AM
This is a serious post.......... noooo:

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51144 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51144)

A photo would be good  whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2013, 05:47:49 AM
This is a serious post.......... noooo:

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51144 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51144)

Is that the bloke that joined here looking for someone?  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Just One More on November 21, 2013, 05:50:44 AM
Godot isn't a member here  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2013, 06:07:58 AM
Godot isn't a member here  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2013, 10:13:53 AM
Godot isn't a member here  rubschin:
Are you sure?........ ;)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 21, 2013, 01:27:00 PM
Godot isn't a member here  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

Not much point in waiting for hime then .  . . . .      whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2013, 11:07:01 AM
http://www.paphospeople.com/ppforum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=26070 (http://www.paphospeople.com/ppforum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=26070)

and someone in post 4 says it's a hoax.......... Banghead
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2013, 11:44:13 AM
http://www.paphospeople.com/ppforum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=26070 (http://www.paphospeople.com/ppforum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=26070)

and someone in post 4 says it's a hoax.......... Banghead

 noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2013, 12:15:15 PM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2013, 02:24:12 PM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:

Misty isn't very good with technology is she....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2013, 02:27:43 PM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:

Misty isn't very good with technology is she....?  noooo:

Only battery operated........ whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2013, 02:31:02 PM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:

Misty isn't very good with technology is she....?  noooo:

Only battery operated........ whistle:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 08, 2013, 04:18:33 PM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:

Misty isn't very good with technology is she....?  noooo:

Only battery operated........ whistle:

I suppose that is only to be expected, given the alternative.  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2013, 04:52:51 PM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:

who removed the link....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2013, 05:01:37 PM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:

who removed the link....... rubschin:

I didn't see a link....

I thought it was going to be a Nickesque thread where we had to tease the information out of you....
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 08, 2013, 05:05:59 PM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:

who removed the link....... rubschin:

I didn't see a link....

I thought it was going to be a Nickesque thread where we had to tease the information out of you....

Think I have been banned and all my posts deleted ....... noooo:

wait

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51344 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51344)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2013, 05:13:58 PM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:

who removed the link....... rubschin:

I didn't see a link....

I thought it was going to be a Nickesque thread where we had to tease the information out of you....

Think I have been banned and all my posts deleted ....... noooo:

wait

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51344 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51344)

No great loss TBH....  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 09, 2013, 11:42:51 AM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:

who removed the link....... rubschin:

I didn't see a link....

I thought it was going to be a Nickesque thread where we had to tease the information out of you....

Think I have been banned and all my posts deleted ....... noooo:

wait

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51344 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=51344)

No great loss TBH....  noooo:

And to think I believed there was drivel posted on the VP.  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 09, 2013, 01:17:01 PM
How much of a cvnt have you to be to take a picture of your phone from another phone of a website you could have posted a link to......... rubschin:

Misty isn't very good with technology is she....?  noooo:

Only battery operated........ whistle:

 :thumbsup: precisely

I suppose that is only to be expected, given the alternative.  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 09:10:44 PM
On my development some trees growing on private land are now blocking the view of mountains. They have grown very tall over the years. The owner of the threes is deliberately letting them grow tall to 'get his own back' on the householders whose view they are blocking. So a reasoned argument is not going to get us very far.

The trees are not a danger to life or property. Those effected by the loss of view have offered to pay for the height of the trees to be reduced.

Does anyone know of any Cyprus legislation that deals with loss of amenity due to a taken view. We that is those effected do not want to go to court over this as we would like to get a result in our life times and also have some money left for food.

Thanks


 ;D ;D noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2013, 09:11:59 PM
I have a saw....  whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2013, 09:12:49 PM
A sore what?  eeek:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 09:13:33 PM
A sore what?  eeek:

Toe......... whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2013, 09:14:57 PM
A sore what?  eeek:

Toe......... whistle:

 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2013, 09:15:11 PM
I have a saw....  whistle:

Don't laugh he is from Pissouri ..........how tall are your trees   rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2013, 09:23:23 PM
I have a saw....  whistle:

Don't laugh he is from Pissouri ..........how tall are your trees   rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: miss Tchevious on December 23, 2013, 09:14:36 AM
A sore what?  eeek:

Toe......... whistle:

 happy002
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2013, 04:37:35 PM
On my development some trees growing on private land are now blocking the view of mountains. They have grown very tall over the years. The owner of the threes is deliberately letting them grow tall to 'get his own back' on the householders whose view they are blocking. So a reasoned argument is not going to get us very far.

The trees are not a danger to life or property. Those effected by the loss of view have offered to pay for the height of the trees to be reduced.

Does anyone know of any Cyprus legislation that deals with loss of amenity due to a taken view. We that is those effected do not want to go to court over this as we would like to get a result in our life times and also have some money left for food.

Thanks


 ;D ;D noooo:

It is an AFFS.....but copper nails werk very well.  whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 06:10:44 PM
Now the stupid bastards are petitioning Panorama to do a show on the Cyprus property problem (Miss A can advise)..all this idiots own property ..by advertvising to the UK there was/is a problem ..how the fvck will help their chances of selling or even helping the situation....... cussing:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2014, 06:15:49 PM
Now the stupid bastards are petitioning Panorama to do a show on the Cyprus property problem (Miss A can advise)..all this idiots own property ..by advertvising to the UK there was/is a problem ..how the fvck will help their chances of selling or even helping the situation....... cussing:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 06:41:56 PM
Now the stupid bastards are petitioning Panorama to do a show on the Cyprus property problem (Miss A can advise)..all this idiots own property ..by advertvising to the UK there was/is a problem ..how the fvck will help their chances of selling or even helping the situation....... cussing:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

We will send them Miss A ...... Thumbs:

I see someone on C/L has put her view across......... rubschin:  (about Swiss/F/M)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Miss Adventure on January 23, 2014, 08:08:44 PM
Now the stupid bastards are petitioning Panorama to do a show on the Cyprus property problem (Miss A can advise)..all this idiots own property ..by advertvising to the UK there was/is a problem ..how the fvck will help their chances of selling or even helping the situation....... cussing:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

We will send them Miss A ...... Thumbs:

I see someone on C/L has put her view across......... rubschin:  (about Swiss/F/M)

Wasn't me - but don't get me started - buyer beware and all that Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2014, 08:11:25 PM
Now the stupid bastards are petitioning Panorama to do a show on the Cyprus property problem (Miss A can advise)..all this idiots own property ..by advertvising to the UK there was/is a problem ..how the fvck will help their chances of selling or even helping the situation....... cussing:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead

We will send them Miss A ...... Thumbs:

I see someone on C/L has put her view across......... rubschin:  (about Swiss/F/M)

Wasn't me - but don't get me started - buyer beware and all that Banghead Banghead Banghead

Zactly ... cussing:  cravat emperor......and all that..
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 05:13:41 PM
How stupid can you be to miss the joke ..????

Postby juliesewell » 27 Jan 2014
juliesewell wrote:
That's interesting DM as we've been looking at property along the seafront at Morecambe  :)

Jersey
Is that wise ?

juliesewell
Are you bothered?
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2014, 05:18:36 PM
How stupid can you be to miss the joke ..????

Postby juliesewell » 27 Jan 2014
juliesewell wrote:
That's interesting DM as we've been looking at property along the seafront at Morecambe  :)

Jersey
Is that wise ?

juliesewell
Are you bothered?

facepalm:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 05:26:36 PM
How stupid can you be to miss the joke ..????

Postby juliesewell » 27 Jan 2014
juliesewell wrote:
That's interesting DM as we've been looking at property along the seafront at Morecambe  :)

Jersey
Is that wise ?

juliesewell
Are you bothered?

facepalm:

I know........ cussing:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Just One More on January 27, 2014, 08:41:43 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2014, 08:51:53 PM
lol:

I give up........ noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2014, 04:52:03 PM
And these mongs live here......... noooo:  I give up....benefit st here I come....

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52052 (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=52052)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2014, 07:21:06 PM
The smoking nazis are out again on the ex-pat forums....... noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2014, 07:34:42 PM
The smoking nazis are out again on the ex-pat forums....... noooo:

Point out that their pensions will be reduced should the gubberment not receive money from smoking taxes, they will fall from their Zimmer frames.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2014, 07:37:18 PM
The smoking nazis are out again on the ex-pat forums....... noooo:

Just read the thread.... I'm sure I have an account there.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2014, 07:40:57 PM
The smoking nazis are out again on the ex-pat forums....... noooo:

Just read the thread.... I'm sure I have an account there.....  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2014, 07:44:45 PM
The smoking nazis are out again on the ex-pat forums....... noooo:

Just read the thread.... I'm sure I have an account there.....  rubschin:

 Thumbs:

I can't remember my log-in.....  redface:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2014, 07:50:05 PM
Waiting for new account approval..... ::)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2014, 08:03:28 PM
Ii wonder how many drive home after a few sherbets........ noooo:

Do they know recieving sky TV is technically illegal,    ....how many pay their pool cleaners cash in hand....

I don't care ...but please don't make here a nanny state ... cussing:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2014, 08:05:19 PM
Ii wonder how many drive home after a few sherbets........ noooo:

Do they know recieving sky TV is technically illegal,    ....how many pay their pool cleaners cash in hand....

I don't care ...but please don't make here a nanny state ... cussing:

I will jump in there as soon as I am approved like.....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2014, 08:07:18 PM
Ii wonder how many drive home after a few sherbets........ noooo:

Do they know recieving sky TV is technically illegal,    ....how many pay their pool cleaners cash in hand....

I don't care ...but please don't make here a nanny state ... cussing:

I will jump in there as soon as I am approved like.....  eveilgrin:

I gave a basic 'brown nose' reply to Apey's mate Hedswell.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2014, 08:08:37 PM
Ii wonder how many drive home after a few sherbets........ noooo:

Do they know recieving sky TV is technically illegal,    ....how many pay their pool cleaners cash in hand....

I don't care ...but please don't make here a nanny state ... cussing:

I will jump in there as soon as I am approved like.....  eveilgrin:

I gave a basic 'brown nose' reply to Apey's mate Hedswell.  Thumbs:

I noticed....  ;)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 05, 2014, 08:09:07 PM
Ii wonder how many drive home after a few sherbets........ noooo:

Do they know recieving sky TV is technically illegal,    ....how many pay their pool cleaners cash in hand....

I don't care ...but please don't make here a nanny state ... cussing:

I will jump in there as soon as I am approved like.....  eveilgrin:

I gave a basic 'brown nose' reply to Apey's mate Hedswell.  Thumbs:

When he gets called that he goes batshit..... ;D ;D   whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2014, 08:09:48 PM
Ii wonder how many drive home after a few sherbets........ noooo:

Do they know recieving sky TV is technically illegal,    ....how many pay their pool cleaners cash in hand....

I don't care ...but please don't make here a nanny state ... cussing:

I will jump in there as soon as I am approved like.....  eveilgrin:

I gave a basic 'brown nose' reply to Apey's mate Hedswell.  Thumbs:

When he gets called that he goes batshit..... ;D ;D   whistle:

 whistle: whistle:   Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2014, 11:37:02 AM
Ii wonder how many drive home after a few sherbets........ noooo:

Do they know recieving sky TV is technically illegal,    ....how many pay their pool cleaners cash in hand....

I don't care ...but please don't make here a nanny state ... cussing:

I will jump in there as soon as I am approved like.....  eveilgrin:

 Thumbs: top man....
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Miss Adventure on March 06, 2014, 11:45:15 AM
Ii wonder how many drive home after a few sherbets........ noooo:

Do they know recieving sky TV is technically illegal,    ....how many pay their pool cleaners cash in hand....

I don't care ...but please don't make here a nanny state ... cussing:

Quite right. Most of them probably don't even have their immigration papers.


Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2014, 11:52:47 AM
Ii wonder how many drive home after a few sherbets........ noooo:

Do they know recieving sky TV is technically illegal,    ....how many pay their pool cleaners cash in hand....

I don't care ...but please don't make here a nanny state ... cussing:

Quite right. Most of them probably don't even have their immigration papers.

Did you see them all wailing when Stuarts Dinner got closed down because it had no paperwork...but he was English ,,so that was a shame etc ..those nasty locals grassed him up coz he was so busy etc.....

they pick the laws they want to follow... noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2014, 12:24:07 PM
Is that forum always so slow....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2014, 12:27:26 PM
Is that forum always so slow....?  rubschin:

They ain't that bright........
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 08:32:43 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Hedswell will go batshit.....you were warned.  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2014, 08:35:22 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Hedswell will go batshit.....you were warned.  lol: lol: lol:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2014, 08:38:42 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Hedswell will go batshit.....you were warned.  lol: lol: lol:

 scared2:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2014, 08:47:21 PM
Think BM may get banned from the ex-pat forum........ rubschin:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2014, 09:26:21 PM
Wot no link  Banghead
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2014, 09:34:40 PM
Wot no link  Banghead

Be quick there will be deleted...

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/search.php?search_id=newposts (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/search.php?search_id=newposts)

all 15 of them.......... ;D ;D ;D

or

http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/index.php (http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/index.php)

and search
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on March 14, 2014, 10:55:35 PM
First option:  "The board requires you to be registered and logged in to view new posts since your last visit."   Banghead

Better search then

Or I could register as Mr Stew  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2014, 06:32:23 AM
Banned!  lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2014, 09:08:10 AM
Banned!  lol:

Not only banned but all your posts deleted... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2014, 09:10:20 AM
Banned!  lol:

Not only banned but all your posts deleted... ;D ;D

I made him a bit of work to do tho eh....?  Thumbs:

Hopefully a few people read them....  whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 15, 2014, 09:14:31 AM
Maybe we could have a group membership and really mess with their minds. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2014, 09:17:49 AM
Maybe we could have a group membership and really mess with their minds. eveilgrin:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2014, 09:24:30 AM
Maybe we could have a group membership and really mess with their minds. eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

It doesn't take much to mess with them Miss C...

All I pointed out was that a post about smoking was likely to get your post deleted and the thread locked - admin sent me this!

Quote from: ”Jim”
This topic has been done to death over the years, personally smoking is banned leave it at that, also if you post one more reply like this we will be deleting your membership, obvious to us you are looking for an argument, so please contact me to say this will be the case, we run the site not you, see membership terms you signed for and in particular section 5...digest this please.

Jim


So, of course I had to point out that he was a fascist knob.... 14 times....  whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 15, 2014, 09:34:52 AM
Maybe we could have a group membership and really mess with their minds. eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

It doesn't take much to mess with them Miss C...

All I pointed out was that a post about smoking was likely to get your post deleted and the thread locked - admin sent me this!

Quote from: ”Jim”
This topic has been done to death over the years, personally smoking is banned leave it at that, also if you post one more reply like this we will be deleting your membership, obvious to us you are looking for an argument, so please contact me to say this will be the case, we run the site not you, see membership terms you signed for and in particular section 5...digest this please.

Jim


So, of course I had to point out that he was a fascist knob.... 14 times....  whistle:

I think that was mentioned in section 6, you obviously digested it.  Top bloke. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Just One More on March 15, 2014, 10:02:09 AM
Maybe we could have a group membership and really mess with their minds. eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

It doesn't take much to mess with them Miss C...

All I pointed out was that a post about smoking was likely to get your post deleted and the thread locked - admin sent me this!

Quote from: ”Jim”
This topic has been done to death over the years, personally smoking is banned leave it at that, also if you post one more reply like this we will be deleting your membership, obvious to us you are looking for an argument, so please contact me to say this will be the case, we run the site not you, see membership terms you signed for and in particular section 5...digest this please.

Jim


So, of course I had to point out that he was a fascist knob.... 14 times....  whistle:

Affs! That's more or less the same one you sent to me for saying Affs

Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob

 ;)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2014, 10:10:55 AM
Maybe we could have a group membership and really mess with their minds. eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

It doesn't take much to mess with them Miss C...

All I pointed out was that a post about smoking was likely to get your post deleted and the thread locked - admin sent me this!

Quote from: ”Jim”
This topic has been done to death over the years, personally smoking is banned leave it at that, also if you post one more reply like this we will be deleting your membership, obvious to us you are looking for an argument, so please contact me to say this will be the case, we run the site not you, see membership terms you signed for and in particular section 5...digest this please.

Jim


So, of course I had to point out that he was a fascist knob.... 14 times....  whistle:

Affs! That's more or less the same one you sent to me for saying Affs

Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob
Fascist knob

 ;)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2014, 10:16:42 AM
I think Nick should join and ask questions about Spain.... eveilgrin: then complain that do they know nothing about the country they live in.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2014, 10:18:53 AM
I think Nick should join and ask questions about Spain.... eveilgrin: then complain that do they know nothing about the country they live in.... Thumbs:


happy001
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2014, 12:19:34 PM
Banned and all posts deleted?     Never ever happened to me not no anywhere   char048












Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2014, 12:38:33 PM
Banned and all posts deleted?     Never ever happened to me not no anywhere   char048

Can beat that ...got a whole forum shut down


"We set this forum up for information and fun ,due to certain antagonistic members (12 sign-ins  redface: )..we have decided to cease "

The biggest forum in north Cyprus ....
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2014, 01:02:16 PM
Banned and all posts deleted?     Never ever happened to me not no anywhere   char048

Can beat that ...got a whole forum shut down


"We set this forum up for information and fun ,due to certain antagonistic members (12 sign-ins  redface: )..we have decided to cease "

The biggest forum in north Cyprus ....

You are an vandal
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2014, 07:11:43 PM
Got banned again.........for mentioning that mindless shit tv takes peoples mind off real issues...

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2014, 04:17:50 AM
Got banned again.........for mentioning that mindless shit tv takes peoples mind off real issues...

 noooo: noooo:

Oh dear.... posts like that might take their minds off shit tv....   noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on October 01, 2014, 03:00:10 PM
They are asking where to go for Xmas dinner......now...... Banghead
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 01, 2014, 03:44:08 PM
They are asking where to go for Xmas dinner......now...... Banghead

I know ~ they've left it far too late  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2014, 03:49:35 PM
They are asking where to go for Xmas dinner......now...... Banghead

I know ~ they've left it far too late  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2014, 03:51:40 PM
They are asking where to go for Xmas dinner......now...... Banghead

Recommend BM's place and then charge a finders fee you say.......  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Baldy on October 01, 2014, 03:52:31 PM
They are asking where to go for Xmas dinner......now...... Banghead

Recommend BM's place and then charge a finders fee you say.......  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2015, 04:19:38 PM
A Cypriot has joined their forum......let the fun begin......... ;D ;D  (no it's not me )....
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2015, 04:31:42 PM
A Cypriot has joined their forum......let the fun begin......... ;D ;D  (no it's not me )....

I saw that this morning!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2015, 04:32:41 PM
A Cypriot has joined their forum......let the fun begin......... ;D ;D  (no it's not me )....

I saw that this morning!  eveilgrin:

One thread locked already......... noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2015, 04:35:06 PM
A Cypriot has joined their forum......let the fun begin......... ;D ;D  (no it's not me )....

I saw that this morning!  eveilgrin:

One thread locked already......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Miss Adventure on February 02, 2015, 04:47:53 PM
A Cypriot has joined their forum......let the fun begin......... ;D ;D  (no it's not me )....

I saw that this morning!  eveilgrin:

One thread locked already......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:


I just went onto CL for the first time, I can't believe it....talk about get a life, they do realise that we are the immigrants in this country, no wonder the cyps generally hate us!
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2015, 04:54:55 PM
A Cypriot has joined their forum......let the fun begin......... ;D ;D  (no it's not me )....

I saw that this morning!  eveilgrin:

One thread locked already......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:


I just went onto CL for the first time, I can't believe it....talk about get a life, they do realise that we are the immigrants in this country, no wonder the cyps generally hate us!

I know ...that's why I've been banned about 6 times........ noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Miss Adventure on February 02, 2015, 05:57:53 PM
A Cypriot has joined their forum......let the fun begin......... ;D ;D  (no it's not me )....

I saw that this morning!  eveilgrin:

One thread locked already......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:


I just went onto CL for the first time, I can't believe it....talk about get a life, they do realise that we are the immigrants in this country, no wonder the cyps generally hate us!

I know ...that's why I've been banned about 6 times........ noooo:

Good on yer Thumbs: They all need to get out more. It's not quite so bad in Larnaca, not so many Brits - apart from Oroklini of course.....
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2015, 06:02:23 PM
A Cypriot has joined their forum......let the fun begin......... ;D ;D  (no it's not me )....

I saw that this morning!  eveilgrin:

One thread locked already......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:


I just went onto CL for the first time, I can't believe it....talk about get a life, they do realise that we are the immigrants in this country, no wonder the cyps generally hate us!

I know ...that's why I've been banned about 6 times........ noooo:

Only twice for me....  angel1
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2015, 04:44:21 PM
Unbelievable.....



"Do not use the forum name to gain discount!!

If we / I organise a PP event in a restaurant, please do not go the same restaurant at a later date, (in the case that has been brought to our attention, 10 days later) and ask for the same deal that you saw Paphos People got because you are a forum member!!!
In this instance, the restaurant owners have been VERY good friends to Paphos People and being worried that they might upset ‘the forum’, agreed to let ‘the party’ have the ‘special price’
With immediate effect, anyone caught using the forum name to gain discounts at any of our partner restaurants will be banned for life from the forum..."







I am not a member ..........worth a try.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2015, 10:52:19 AM
twas an article on BBC this morning about Ex Pats annoyed at losing the vote after 15 years away

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32305569 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32305569)

Yeah it should be changed.  How about 15 months then?  OK 5 years seems right.  if you haven't paid any serious taxes, spent your pension or worked or tried to work here for that long just why should you get a vote?

So that's me firing from the hip, in all honesty I don't know what is right but would like to know the other side of the argument.  What do the Smuggers various think?
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2015, 12:11:00 PM
twas an article on BBC this morning about Ex Pats annoyed at losing the vote after 15 years away

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32305569 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32305569)

Yeah it should be changed.  How about 15 months then?  OK 5 years seems right.  if you haven't paid any serious taxes, spent your pension or worked or tried to work here for that long just why should you get a vote?

So that's me firing from the hip, in all honesty I don't know what is right but would like to know the other side of the argument.  What do the Smuggers various think?

I'm ambivalent....

I'm not registered to vote this time.... I didn't vote last time....

But I still take a great deal of interest in the UK....

... I still have family there, my pension, etc.

So I reckon after living there 40+ years, paying vast amounts in taxes, etc. my opinion (and vote) should have as much (if not more) value as that of somebody that has just moved to the country...

Am registered to vote in Cyprus but only at the local level - not national elections....
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 15, 2015, 05:22:50 PM
. . . and with the debate about Winter Fuel payment up for debate, what's the betting that, if they get that removed, your pension will be next . . .
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2015, 05:39:28 PM
. . . and with the debate about Winter Fuel payment up for debate, what's the betting that, if they get that removed, your pension will be next . . .

Zackly....

...assuming I live to 175 to get it of course.... ::)
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: beerhead on April 16, 2015, 08:10:12 PM
The winter fuel thing. My partner's sister retired to a boat parked somewhere in Spain but still claims to be based at our UK address, so my lady only gets half of this. I have just shopped sis to the DHSS with great gusto !
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2015, 08:47:08 PM
The winter fuel thing. My partner's sister retired to a boat parked somewhere in Spain but still claims to be based at our UK address, so my lady only gets half of this. I have just shopped sis to the DHSS with great gusto !
:thumbsup:  this year's Christmas cards might be a little spiky though
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Miss Adventure on April 17, 2015, 04:47:36 AM
twas an article on BBC this morning about Ex Pats annoyed at losing the vote after 15 years away

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32305569 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32305569)

Yeah it should be changed.  How about 15 months then?  OK 5 years seems right.  if you haven't paid any serious taxes, spent your pension or worked or tried to work here for that long just why should you get a vote?

So that's me firing from the hip, in all honesty I don't know what is right but would like to know the other side of the argument.  What do the Smuggers various think?

I'm ambivalent....

I'm not registered to vote this time.... I didn't vote last time....

But I still take a great deal of interest in the UK....

... I still have family there, my pension, etc.

So I reckon after living there 40+ years, paying vast amounts in taxes, etc. my opinion (and vote) should have as much (if not more) value as that of somebody that has just moved to the country...

Am registered to vote in Cyprus but only at the local level - not national elections....

I have lived outside the UK longer than I lived in it and although I watch it all with great interest, I don't really feel as though I am entitled to a say. I won't vote this time.

Swillmore is a Brit by birth and worked 14 years in the UK, and gets a full pension because he paid up 4k. It's a massive Ponzi scheme, he only had to live 9 months past 65 to get his money back. Ridiculous, whoever does the sums wants shooting... He spent his working life in Aussie but gets nothing as it is means tested.
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2015, 09:16:30 AM
Ta for the inputs all.

" a massive Ponzi scheme"  So true, just used that phrase on another forum.

BTW as I read his manifesto, Farage would effectively end most ex pat voting by killing off most postal voting (and incidentally bringing in PR)  But I digress.

Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2015, 12:49:17 AM
On another forum some numpty asked "what is with all the military aircraft activity here at the moment"   eeek:  Banghead

Now they must have internet to post it... noooo:

In fairness ,,nobody bothered to answer.... ;D

I was gonna say they are aid jets for Cumbria.... whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2015, 05:40:12 AM
On another forum some numpty asked "what is with all the military aircraft activity here at the moment"   eeek:  Banghead

Now they must have internet to post it... noooo:

In fairness ,,nobody bothered to answer.... ;D

I was gonna say they are aid jets for Cumbria.... whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2016, 12:34:59 PM
There is going to be an ex-pat riot ,,,,,,,,,,the government has banned bingo..... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2016, 12:53:59 PM
There is going to be an ex-pat riot ,,,,,,,,,,the government has banned bingo..... eeek: eeek:
Well BM showed them the way ending CDB
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2016, 01:35:04 PM
There is going to be an ex-pat riot ,,,,,,,,,,the government has banned bingo..... eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2016, 01:37:18 PM
There is going to be an ex-pat riot ,,,,,,,,,,the government has banned bingo..... eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:

They raided the UKCA.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2016, 01:38:06 PM
There is going to be an ex-pat riot ,,,,,,,,,,the government has banned bingo..... eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:

They raided the UKCA.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

For non=Smuggers this is like an old folks home ..
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2016, 01:41:26 PM
There is going to be an ex-pat riot ,,,,,,,,,,the government has banned bingo..... eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:

They raided the UKCA.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


happy001
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2016, 01:41:52 PM
There is going to be an ex-pat riot ,,,,,,,,,,the government has banned bingo..... eeek: eeek:

 Shocked:

They raided the UKCA.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

For non=Smuggers this is like an old folks home ..

God's waiting room....  lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2016, 05:18:50 PM
All kicking off on the ex-pat forums about the squaddies getting charged with murder of IRA geezer ..there are so many ex-cannonfodder here ...I hope no one winds them up.......... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2016, 06:26:34 PM
All kicking off on the ex-pat forums about the squaddies getting charged with murder of IRA geezer ..there are so many ex-cannonfodder here ...I hope no one winds them up.......... eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2016, 06:51:42 PM
All kicking off on the ex-pat forums about the squaddies getting charged with murder of IRA geezer ..there are so many ex-cannonfodder here ...I hope no one winds them up.......... eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

On PP and the 1 you are banned from...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2016, 07:08:12 PM
All kicking off on the ex-pat forums about the squaddies getting charged with murder of IRA geezer ..there are so many ex-cannonfodder here ...I hope no one winds them up.......... eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

On PP and the 1 you are banned from...... Thumbs:

Neil has fucked up... facepalm:

Should we mention that Baldy fucked his Mrs...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on December 18, 2016, 07:20:34 PM
All kicking off on the ex-pat forums about the squaddies getting charged with murder of IRA geezer ..there are so many ex-cannonfodder here ...I hope no one winds them up.......... eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

On PP and the 1 you are banned from...... Thumbs:

Neil has fucked up... facepalm:

Should we mention that Baldy fucked his Mrs...?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

 eveilgrin:



No wait he still has a disco light of mine ......
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2016, 07:29:48 PM
All kicking off on the ex-pat forums about the squaddies getting charged with murder of IRA geezer ..there are so many ex-cannonfodder here ...I hope no one winds them up.......... eveilgrin:

 eveilgrin:

On PP and the 1 you are banned from...... Thumbs:

Neil has fucked up... facepalm:

Should we mention that Baldy fucked his Mrs...?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

 eveilgrin:



No wait he still has a disco light of mine ......

 evil:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2017, 02:55:18 PM
Last night was ashamed to be an ex-pat ..........it was free food to promote caterer and the bar .....the ex-pats stuffed so much food in them it was unbelievable ( I know carrier bag jokes ).....hardly bought any drinks .....then across the road there was a free wine tasting ....so half of them fvcked off over there to get tanked up before coming back for more free grub .... eeek:


When the food was finished ..you thought someone had shouted FIRE ..it cleared so quick....


Rant over .. noooo:


Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2017, 03:03:06 PM
Last night was ashamed to be an ex-pat ..........it was free food to promote caterer and the bar .....the ex-pats stuffed so much food in them it was unbelievable ( I know carrier bag jokes ).....hardly bought any drinks .....then across the road there was a free wine tasting ....so half of them fvcked off over there to get tanked up before coming back for more free grub .... eeek:


When the food was finished ..you thought someone had shouted FIRE ..it cleared so quick....


Rant over .. noooo:
noooo: 

Please make sure you keep them all come March 2019.
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2017, 05:04:05 PM
Last night was ashamed to be an ex-pat ..........it was free food to promote caterer and the bar .....the ex-pats stuffed so much food in them it was unbelievable ( I know carrier bag jokes ).....hardly bought any drinks .....then across the road there was a free wine tasting ....so half of them fvcked off over there to get tanked up before coming back for more free grub .... eeek:


When the food was finished ..you thought someone had shouted FIRE ..it cleared so quick....


Rant over .. noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2017, 03:36:56 PM
On a Cypriot ex-pat site ..........


"Are their any British Gas engineers who would come and give us a free gas test in our new property? Not sure about our current level of gas smells! Thanks"




 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2017, 03:51:04 PM
On a Cypriot ex-pat site ..........


"Are their any British Gas engineers who would come and give us a free gas test in our new property? Not sure about our current level of gas smells! Thanks"




 noooo: noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2017, 03:53:25 PM
On a Cypriot ex-pat site ..........


"Are their any British Gas engineers who would come and give us a free gas test in our new property? Not sure about our current level of gas smells! Thanks"




 noooo: noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:


It is beyond a joke now ........ noooo:


Plus all gas is bottled ......no piped gas .... noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2017, 04:24:45 PM
On a Cypriot ex-pat site ..........


"Are their any British Gas engineers who would come and give us a free gas test in our new property? Not sure about our current level of gas smells! Thanks"




 noooo: noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:


It is beyond a joke now ........ noooo:


Plus all gas is bottled ......no piped gas .... noooo:
So kind of Cyprus to take our dimmest ones
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2017, 06:52:40 AM
On a Cypriot ex-pat site ..........


"Are their any British Gas engineers who would come and give us a free gas test in our new property? Not sure about our current level of gas smells! Thanks"




 noooo: noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:


It is beyond a joke now ........ noooo:


Plus all gas is bottled ......no piped gas .... noooo:
So kind of Cyprus to take our dimmest ones

 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2017, 09:43:59 AM
 angel1  well I wasn't thinking of you but if the bucket fits
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2017, 04:12:12 AM
angel1  well I wasn't thinking of you but if the bucket fits

 evil:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2017, 11:47:18 AM
Similar thing yesterday...................ok was a charity event (5K walk) ..the finish venue provided all the water ..and food at the finish .......from 100 people only 12 stayed to pay for a drink .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2018, 12:58:26 AM
So posted this on ex-pat site .......


CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY MAN .HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!



Admin replied " we will look into this " ......... noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2018, 05:53:13 AM
So posted this on ex-pat site .......


CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY MAN .HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!



Admin replied " we will look into this " ......... noooo: noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2018, 07:01:25 AM
So posted this on ex-pat site .......


CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY MAN .HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!



Admin replied " we will look into this " ......... noooo: noooo: noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
razz: razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2018, 07:51:18 AM
So posted this on ex-pat site .......


CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY MAN .HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!



Admin replied " we will look into this " ......... noooo: noooo: noooo:

So how is the new phone Apey...  whistle:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2018, 08:20:08 AM
So posted this on ex-pat site .......


CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY MAN .HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!



Admin replied " we will look into this " ......... noooo: noooo: noooo:

So how is the new phone Apey...  whistle:
Prolly needs the screen wiping
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Just One More on March 17, 2018, 08:11:33 PM
SO!  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead  Banghead
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2018, 09:03:13 PM
Tarmac  angel1
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2020, 08:19:39 AM
Wow ..just Wow ...

"Ask Anything Paphos
2 mins ·
Looking for a good barber, competent with scissors! Emba/Chloraka/Kissonega area, Not just the buzz cut local/Syrian/Turkish guys. — looking for recommendations."

Local .... rubschin:    and Turkish .. eeek:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2020, 09:08:56 AM
If you've never been one a Turkish barber is well worth trying. Just wish I could find a decent one down here.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2020, 09:33:01 AM
If you've never been one a Turkish barber is well worth trying. Just wish I could find a decent one down here.  :thumbsup:

I visit one when I go to 'The Occupied Areas'...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2020, 09:47:30 AM
If you've never been one a Turkish barber is well worth trying. Just wish I could find a decent one down here.  :thumbsup:
If they cut hair anything like they make coffee then  noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2020, 01:10:57 PM
If you've never been one a Turkish barber is well worth trying. Just wish I could find a decent one down here.  :thumbsup:
If they cut hair anything like they make coffee then  noooo:

The trick with drinking Turkish coffee is not to chug it and leave the bottom half inch or so as the just pour the grounds into the cup. There was one in Ipwsich I used on occasion, would get a steam/hot towel treatment, straight razor shave and a massage a couple of times a month and a hair cut when I needed one.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2020, 03:25:32 PM
 rubschin:  I think the trick with Turkish Coffee is to not order it and maybe have a glass of port instead
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2020, 03:58:37 PM
They are the ones who set fire to your ears!! evil:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2020, 04:03:38 PM
They are the ones who set fire to your ears!! evil:

They can but unlike you they have training before they are let loose on ear or nasal hair...  point:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2020, 04:13:05 PM
I have only set fire to my nose once  evil:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2020, 04:17:45 PM
I have only set fire to my nose once  evil:

That's once more than the rest of us...  point:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2020, 05:22:59 PM
I have only set fire to my nose once  evil:

That's once more than the rest of us...  point:
Well that's a new addition to my inverse bucket list:  setting fire to my nose
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2020, 05:24:00 PM
I am trying to book to get my hair cutted.....along with the rest of the girly population
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2020, 05:34:54 PM
Let The Man cut it. What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2020, 07:56:02 PM
He has been told what he can do with his chopper  lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2020, 08:27:05 PM
He has been told what he can do with his chopper  lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2020, 08:53:43 PM
I have only set fire to my nose once  evil:

You could always try this, after all what's the worst that could happen...  eveilgrin:

https://youtu.be/FXMZ5YeT5CU
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2020, 05:33:18 AM
He has been told what he can do with his chopper  lol:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2020, 09:56:09 AM
Saw an expat today trying to reverse his car (CashCow) out of a parking space. ::)

He completely fucked it up and after about 50 back and forwards managed to straddle two kerbs and was stuck...

A young girl came out of the hairdressers opposite and extracted it for him! happy001
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2020, 10:48:33 AM
Saw an expat today trying to reverse his car (CashCow) out of a parking space. ::)

He completely fucked it up and after about 50 back and forwards managed to straddle two kerbs and was stuck...

A young girl came out of the hairdressers opposite and extracted it for him! happy001
;D
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 25, 2020, 08:04:53 PM
Saw an expat today trying to reverse his car (CashCow) out of a parking space. ::)

He completely fucked it up and after about 50 back and forwards managed to straddle two kerbs and was stuck...

A young girl came out of the hairdressers opposite and extracted it for him! happy001
;D

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2020, 09:40:55 PM
"Hi does anyone know if there is a Tesco's or Morrisons in Cyprus "

They live here ... noooo:
Title: Re: Sad Ex-Pats.
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2020, 04:02:39 AM
"Hi does anyone know if there is a Tesco's or Morrisons in Cyprus "

They live here ... noooo:

 noooo: