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Title: Hi Everyone
Post by: boogs on February 23, 2013, 05:16:28 PM
I'm Boogs, I have never been on an internet site before so I am looking forward to meeting lots of new people and becoming one of the guys. I would also like to have a cottage in Bickering the new mystery woman in the village. I am not sure what I am doing so I hope you will be patient with me when I cock things up as I am sure I will to start with !!  angel1
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2013, 05:17:54 PM
Welcome ............have fun...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 05:21:45 PM
Welcome to the forum boogs....  Thumbs:

Don't hesitate to ask if you need help with the knobs and buttons - especially the knobs....  ;)
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2013, 05:24:05 PM
Just post away ... you'll get the hang of it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: boogs on February 23, 2013, 05:28:26 PM
Thanks guy's.  I won't forget your offer barman if I need help with your (oops sorry) the knobs !!  lol:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 23, 2013, 05:28:54 PM
I'm Boogs, I have never been on an internet site before so I am looking forward to meeting lots of new people and becoming one of the guys. I would also like to have a cottage in Bickering the new mystery woman in the village. I am not sure what I am doing so I hope you will be patient with me when I cock things up as I am sure I will to start with !!  angel1

Welcome Boogs. I hope the VP doesn't put you off the idea of internet sites altogether. Up to 25% of the regulars are sane, although that is not always obvious.

Just join in the banter.  ;D
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: boogs on February 23, 2013, 05:32:57 PM
I will thanks... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 05:33:11 PM
Thanks guy's.  I won't forget your offer barman if I need help with your (oops sorry) the knobs !!  lol:

 Thumbs:

You need an avatart now....
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2013, 05:34:41 PM
Welcome Boogs!  Have fun here, it is nigh on totally bonkers but very good fun

Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: boogs on February 23, 2013, 05:37:17 PM
I thought I had added one but it's not worked . I'll give it another go.
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2013, 05:46:40 PM
Welcome aboard Boogs. Of all the sites in all the world, you chose this one  noooo:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: boogs on February 23, 2013, 05:48:06 PM
Welcome Boogs!  Have fun here, it is nigh on totally bonkers but very good fun
Thanks Steve looking forward to it.
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Nick on February 23, 2013, 06:02:44 PM
Can you fix boilers?  Just wondering.

As for the rest, Miss T is available  :thumbsup:

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I would also like to have a cottage in Bickering the new mystery woman in the village. I am not sure what I am doing so I hope you will be patient with me when I cock things up as I am sure I will to start with !!

SHe needs a  rub. How are yer hands? Avoid the one called GROWLER. He is barking mad
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 23, 2013, 06:14:11 PM
Welcome Boogs!!! I'm sure we can get you fixed up in Bickering. The locals are all very friendly ( if a little retarded.) Post away and have fun. Any problems with your avatart, ask BM he'll fix it for you.
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: boogs on February 23, 2013, 08:33:52 PM
Can you fix boilers?  Just wondering.

As for the rest, Miss T is available  :thumbsup:

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I would also like to have a cottage in Bickering the new mystery woman in the village. I am not sure what I am doing so I hope you will be patient with me when I cock things up as I am sure I will to start with !!

SHe needs a  rub. How are yer hands? Avoid the one called GROWLER. He is barking mad
I have not tried for a while but in the past I have found that stroking gently, talking nicely to them and a quick squirt of WD40 works wonders.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: boogs on February 23, 2013, 08:37:20 PM
Welcome Boogs!!! I'm sure we can get you fixed up in Bickering. The locals are all very friendly ( if a little retarded.) Post away and have fun. Any problems with your avatart, ask BM he'll fix it for you.
Thanks Miss T looking forward to it !! lol:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2013, 09:01:19 PM
Hello boogs!

Half of mild please; you any good at domimos?
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: boogs on February 23, 2013, 11:13:35 PM
Haven't played for years please be gentle with me.. angel1
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 23, 2013, 11:17:43 PM
gentle? have you had bad experiences with dominoes in the past? how harsh can it get  eeek:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Pirate on February 23, 2013, 11:18:24 PM
Haven't played for years please be gentle with me.. angel1

 eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 23, 2013, 11:23:45 PM
 doh:  forgot to warn you about him.....
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: GROWLER on February 24, 2013, 12:06:39 AM
Hello Boobs.
I'm GROWLER, and I am just a great big pussy cat really, angel1  so don't take any notice of nasty comments in here about me, ESPECIALLY from the delight of the forum, NICK. evil:

Are you a really nice normal person btw, or not perhaps?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 24, 2013, 12:14:18 AM
Hello Boobs.
I'm GROWLER, and I am just a great big pussy cat really, angel1  so don't take any notice of nasty comments in here about me, ESPECIALLY from the delight of the forum, NICK. evil:

Are you a really nice normal person btw, or not perhaps?  rubschin:

tis true, he acts like an arse stain wankoid, but he has a beautiful soul.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: GROWLER on February 24, 2013, 12:18:48 AM
Hello Boobs.
I'm GROWLER, and I am just a great big pussy cat really, angel1  so don't take any notice of nasty comments in here about me, ESPECIALLY from the delight of the forum, NICK. evil:

Are you a really nice normal person btw, or not perhaps?  rubschin:

tis true, he acts like an arse stain wankoid, but he has a beautiful soul.  cloud9:

OI YOU!
  cussing:

That tosser of a geezer of yours called me rood names today too! evil:
Wind yer necks in. evil:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2013, 05:33:00 AM
I must say, the all new ease them in gently section is going very well....  whistle:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Snoopy on February 24, 2013, 11:12:07 AM
Welcome Boogs!!! I'm sure we can get you fixed up in Bickering. The locals are all very friendly ( if a little retarded.) Post away and have fun. Any problems with your avatart, ask BM he'll fix it for you.


Every village is entitled to an idiot however Little Bickering's claim to fame is that it is the only village that is populated entirely by idiots  whistle:

Welcome Boogs!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2013, 11:12:57 AM
Welcome Boogs!!! I'm sure we can get you fixed up in Bickering. The locals are all very friendly ( if a little retarded.) Post away and have fun. Any problems with your avatart, ask BM he'll fix it for you.


Every village is entitled to an idiot however Little Bickering's claim to fame is that it is the only village that is populated entirely by idiots  whistle:

Welcome Boogs!  :thumbsup:

Not entirely...  angel1
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2013, 12:38:57 PM
Welcome Boogs!!! I'm sure we can get you fixed up in Bickering. The locals are all very friendly ( if a little retarded.) Post away and have fun. Any problems with your avatart, ask BM he'll fix it for you.


Every village is entitled to an idiot however Little Bickering's claim to fame is that it is the only village that is populated entirely by idiots  whistle:

Welcome Boogs!  :thumbsup:

Not entirely...  angel1

 cloud9:

Thank you
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 24, 2013, 01:01:47 PM
Welcome Boogs .....although I keep wanting to call you Bogs !

I am the quiet one here. I can provide full character listings if needed but you probably have a fairly good idea anyway.



Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2013, 01:11:19 PM
Welcome Boogs .....although I keep wanting to call you Bogs !

I am the quiet one here. I can provide full character listings if needed but you probably have a fairly good idea anyway.

Character listings...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2013, 01:12:11 PM
Welcome Boogs .....although I keep wanting to call you Bogs !

I am the quiet one here. I can provide full character listings if needed  . . .
I thought that was only if we didn't pay you the blackmail money
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Snoopy on February 24, 2013, 01:34:24 PM
Welcome Boogs .....although I keep wanting to call you Bogs !

I am the quiet one here. I can provide full character listings if needed but you probably have a fairly good idea anyway.

The quiet one?  eeek:   happy002
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Just One More on February 24, 2013, 02:04:50 PM
I can provide character listings too   whistle:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2013, 02:11:31 PM
I can provide character listings too   whistle:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: boogs on February 24, 2013, 02:24:34 PM
From what I am reading I have found some kindred souls...   whistle:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 24, 2013, 08:37:53 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hi Everyone
Post by: Pirate on February 24, 2013, 08:51:31 PM
Welcome Boogs .....although I keep wanting to call you Bogs !

I am the quiet one here. I can provide full character listings if needed but you probably have a fairly good idea anyway.





Go then then...I'm intrigued...