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Title: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on December 25, 2012, 01:01:42 PM
Please post your problems accessing the site, slowness of site response or any other oddities about the site here. Please keep it sensible so that we have the facts we can report to the hosts/check against the errors lists etc.
Thanks.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 25, 2012, 06:17:05 PM
Having nails on and needing to go to work I find causes me the most trouble.    lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on December 25, 2012, 06:27:45 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on December 25, 2012, 08:30:39 PM
After you with the stick  cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on December 26, 2012, 10:03:45 AM
Dare I open me crack? scared2:

Must be because it's boxing day p'raps? whistle:
NOT your fault BM, and i for one appreciate what you do for us's. cloud9:

I shall be ordering more stuff of Amazon shortly btw. whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2013, 03:02:00 PM
Gubbed for last 10 mins....... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 03:04:42 PM
Pants  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 03:07:41 PM
Yup  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 03:08:56 PM
Pants  noooo:

Keep your mind on your werk please  ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 03:11:31 PM
I am a true professional
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 03:31:02 PM
Do you have ALL the equipment?  Shocked:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 03:32:55 PM
We are still having problems with the site going up-and-down all the time - I get notifications when it is 'down', mostly nobody else notices...

I'm very disappointed with iPage and we should really move to a new host.

However, our daily posts have been in decline for the past year... We had the following number of posts on the site: -

2008 - 70,117
2009 - 70,139
2010 - 66,902
2011 - 76,005
2012 - 58,440

Perhaps this is a 'chicken and egg' scenario with the site problems resulting in fewer posts, perhaps it is because we have lost Wenchy; Snoopy and Miss T have been poorly, Miss D and others have been under pressure at work resulting in fewer posts during working hours... I'm not sure. Bottom line is that we need ~200 posts per day for the site to feel vibrant and interesting and we're not hitting anywhere near that at the moment.

Financially, we made £42.60 from Amazon clicks since January 2012. Go figure who is funding it...

The bottom line is that it will costs a whole lot more money and effort on my part to move the site to another host. At the moment, I'm not convinced that there is the enthusiasm on the site to make that worthwhile.

I welcome your comments - if anybody wants to take on the management of the site I'd be happy to hand 'the keys' over - perhaps somebody else can breathe new life into it...?




Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2013, 03:40:23 PM
New members....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 03:47:20 PM
Miss D may be having trouble in that respect  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 03:48:52 PM
New members....... rubschin:

We've been struggling with new members since the start - I'm not sure if it is because of the content or the strange werds we use (like werds) or because most here don't want their friends and families to read the posts...

Bottom line is we have had very few new members 'stick' and become regular posters... apart from you and baldy of course...  ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 14, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
Don't go  eeek: whatever would we do without you behind the bar?!  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

I think it is difficult for new members to join in as we all seem very close now and a bit cliquey. We all did try to welcome Slosh the other day. Its like a family on here now (albeit a disfunctional one) so I think it can be quite intimidating for new folks.

Are there many new mambers who haven't posted?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 04:01:00 PM
Don't go  eeek: whatever would we do without you behind the bar?!  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

I think it is difficult for new members to join in as we all seem very close now and a bit cliquey. We all did try to welcome Slosh the other day. Its like a family on here now (albeit a disfunctional one) so I think it can be quite intimidating for new folks.

Are there many new mambers who haven't posted?

We do get new members that don't post - like Baldy's mate the other night...

I've never been able to understand why people go through the rigmarole of joining up, get approved (by me) and then don't bother posting. I generally delete them after a couple of months...

Currently we have three members that have joined but never posted and another three that have joined yet posted only once...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 04:09:18 PM
We should get Miss D's BF to sign up  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2013, 04:10:30 PM
We should get Miss D's BF to sign up  Popcorn:

Braile keyboard........ rubschin:   
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2013, 04:14:45 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 04:31:49 PM
We should get Miss D's BF to sign up  Popcorn:

Braile keyboard........ rubschin:

Fecker  lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 14, 2013, 05:09:56 PM
So I wasn't imagining the gubberation a couple of weeks ago when I got told off? noooo:

Can you attract more adverts that pay p'raps?
PITA, but if it'll help the finances a bit? rubschin:

Would it help if I started talking Queens English, rather than the shite I normally type that you ladies and gentlemen seem to have adopted now too? redface:
Ban the use of the word 'like'? rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 14, 2013, 05:30:52 PM
I like like, like.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 14, 2013, 05:53:17 PM
I like like, like.

It is indeed a most inoffensive and most likeable word, like, but p'raps such speech does indeed put some new members off? rubschin:
Most browsers must think we're in the main, retarded. whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 06:28:06 PM
So I wasn't imagining the gubberation a couple of weeks ago when I got told off? noooo:

Can you attract more adverts that pay p'raps?
PITA, but if it'll help the finances a bit? rubschin:

Would it help if I started talking Queens English, rather than the shite I normally type that you ladies and gentlemen seem to have adopted now too? redface:
Ban the use of the word 'like'? rubschin:

We tried adding the ads but nobody clicked them so it was a waste of time....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Pastis on January 14, 2013, 06:28:19 PM

Most browsers must think we're in the main, retarded. whistle:

You mean Chrome, Explorer, Safari etc think?    scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 14, 2013, 08:28:23 PM
is there anything we can do to help?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 08:30:27 PM
is there anything we can do to help?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2013, 09:00:42 PM
So, given the lack of alternative suggestions... I suggest we have a mahoosive party and close the doors on the VOP for the last time on January 31st...

Agreed?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2013, 09:06:41 PM
So, given the lack of alternative suggestions... I suggest we have a mahoosive party and close the doors on the VOP for the last time on January 31st...

Agreed?  Thumbs:


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on January 14, 2013, 09:09:36 PM
So, given the lack of alternative suggestions... I suggest we have a mahoosive party and close the doors on the VOP for the last time on January 31st...

Agreed?  Thumbs:

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 14, 2013, 09:42:17 PM
 No way!!! would it help to have more posts? you met apey, he can post bollox all day. There must be something we can all do.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2013, 09:44:26 PM
So, given the lack of alternative suggestions... I suggest we have a mahoosive party and close the doors on the VOP for the last time on January 31st...

Agreed?  Thumbs:

Look here, if it's the early bed jokes then you have to sort it locally.
If it is a funding question, I could probably find a few bob from the CAP subsidy, although it has been a bad year . . . .
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 10:04:36 PM
Please don't ...I need you all  sad24:

I am happy to contribute to costs
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 14, 2013, 11:42:34 PM
Also miss D.  sad24:



how about an after hours club/nightclub? ,.....seriously shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on January 14, 2013, 11:50:10 PM
Also miss D.  sad24:



how about an after hours club/nightclub? ,.....seriously shrugs:

Nick the Russian has got one of those....and he has plenty of dosh.

You laydees could werk there, he pays good munny.  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 09:04:45 AM
Suggestedn it a couple of times.
Use them for my lickle, very very lickle miniscule, forum

Proboards.
Free quick and reliable.
NEVER had a single issue in 5 years.
Not overly glamerous, but efficient, and that's all you need really...in'it?

How many actually come in here on a regular basis? rubschin:
10? 15?

Bin the rest if they can't be arsed.
Simple, bish bosh, job's a gud un. :thumbsup:

I was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there, but you could do it instead! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2013, 09:30:42 AM
Suggestedn it a couple of times.
Use them for my lickle, very very lickle miniscule, forum

Proboards.
Free quick and reliable.
NEVER had a single issue in 5 years.
Not overly glamerous, but efficient, and that's all you need really...in'it?

How many actually come in here on a regular basis? rubschin:
10? 15?

Bin the rest if they can't be arsed.
Simple, bish bosh, job's a gud un. :thumbsup:

I was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there, but you could do it instead! Thumbs:

Most of the time, I have some idea what you are talking about, sadly not this time.  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 10:07:33 AM
Suggestedn it a couple of times.
Use them for my lickle, very very lickle miniscule, forum

Proboards.
Free quick and reliable.
NEVER had a single issue in 5 years.
Not overly glamerous, but efficient, and that's all you need really...in'it?

How many actually come in here on a regular basis? rubschin:
10? 15?

Bin the rest if they can't be arsed.
Simple, bish bosh, job's a gud un. :thumbsup:

I was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there, but you could do it instead! Thumbs:

Most of the time, I have some idea what you are talking about, sadly not this time.  noooo:

Translation:

Growler thinks we should move the site to Proboards - a free hosting site which is paid for by advertising on the forum.

Further, he thinks we should delete all the non-active posters we have registered.

And lastly, he was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there - but I have no idea what that means I'm afraid...  lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 10:52:23 AM
Well, thanks for all your enthusiastic responses and thanks JOM for the £20 donation – much appreciated!  cloud9:

So they general consensus is that we shouldn’t shut the forum down then…?  lol:

I just worry that without new blood on the board we are heading towards a slow, lingering death as the posts dry up… All these problems don’t help either – I’m sick of communication with the technical support people every time it packs up… I don’t really want to go through the shag and hassle (and extra expense) of moving the board yet again only to find there is nobody here posting after…

So I guess there are two issues – the performance of the board and the lack of posts.

I’m not sure how we get new people on board or get them to ‘stick’ once they are here – I know of two people who are regular readers of the board, who enjoy the content yet have never signed-up. Shrugs: Any ideas for enthusiastic new members would be greatly appreciated… We really need another Wenchy or two that can keep things interesting during the daytime...

Perhaps I need a break - six years, 73,000 posts, 1,200 new topics and a staggering 374 days on-line so far – I should really get out more! I do try to 'keep the board going' as does Snoopy when his health allows but there is only so much you can do and I know from other boards how boring it is when a single poster has made the last comment on every thread (yes, even somebody as witty, smart, intelligent and not to mention handsome as my good self)...

I think I might take a week or so away from the board and search for alternative hosts. I’ll come back refreshed and if you are still all enthusiastic about it we can all jointly decide if we want to go through the disruption of moving again and pay the extra costs – whatever they might be.

Growler: the problem we have is that while our active membership numbers are low, we do make lots of ‘hits’ on the server. Also, as we’ve been around a while we get a huge number of ‘visitors’ which again impact our performance and bandwidth. In December for instance we had 790,000 ‘hits’ on the site.

While these hosts promise ‘unlimited’ bandwidth they soon start to complain when we hit such high numbers.

I have some software which promises to reduce the impact of the ‘visitors’ (mostly spambots) – I’ll spend some time in the background seeing if I can get it to work which might perhaps ease the issues with our current host…

[EDIT] I finished writing this off-line and the power failed here – this is the auto-saved version which doesn’t make quite as much sense as the final probably – you get the gist of my thoughts though I’m sure…
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2013, 12:42:22 PM
I think I might take a week or so away from the board and see how many new members that brings in.
whistle:

I think I speak for us all when I say that we do appreciate your efforts and greatly enjoy the banter and bonhomie in here.

Perhaps we misunderstood your real frustration when dealing with IT support at the host, I certainly thought you were enjoying 'kicking against the pricks' and providing us all with a laugh at their expense.

On the subject of expense, you really ought to get that Donate button fixed. Perhaps you could also start selling peerages?

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 02:02:27 PM
I think I might take a week or so away from the board and see how many new members that brings in.
whistle:

I think I speak for us all when I say that we do appreciate your efforts and greatly enjoy the banter and bonhomie in here.

Perhaps we misunderstood your real frustration when dealing with IT support at the host, I certainly thought you were enjoying 'kicking against the pricks' and providing us all with a laugh at their expense.

On the subject of expense, you really ought to get that Donate button fixed. Perhaps you could also start selling peerages?

Arise Sir Darwin Sir!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 05:03:17 PM
Suggestedn it a couple of times.
Use them for my lickle, very very lickle miniscule, forum

Proboards.
Free quick and reliable.
NEVER had a single issue in 5 years.
Not overly glamerous, but efficient, and that's all you need really...in'it?

How many actually come in here on a regular basis? rubschin:
10? 15?

Bin the rest if they can't be arsed.
Simple, bish bosh, job's a gud un. :thumbsup:

I was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there, but you could do it instead! Thumbs:

Most of the time, I have some idea what you are talking about, sadly not this time.  noooo:

Humph. evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 05:05:45 PM
Suggestedn it a couple of times.
Use them for my lickle, very very lickle miniscule, forum

Proboards.
Free quick and reliable.
NEVER had a single issue in 5 years.
Not overly glamerous, but efficient, and that's all you need really...in'it?

How many actually come in here on a regular basis? rubschin:
10? 15?

Bin the rest if they can't be arsed.
Simple, bish bosh, job's a gud un. :thumbsup:

I was going to move me 'Hut In The Woods' to 'The Spit 'n' Sawdust' in there, but you could do it instead! Thumbs:

Most of the time, I have some idea what you are talking about, sadly not this time.  noooo:

Humph. evil:

Did you have a problem getting in Growler...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 05:17:37 PM
In here?  rubschin:

No.

My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 05:22:24 PM
In here?  rubschin:

No.

My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:

okay...

The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 05:27:29 PM
In here?  rubschin:

No.

My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:

okay...

The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all...  rubschin:

So. Even the piggin' new software has fallen out with me now?  sad24:  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 05:40:34 PM
In here?  rubschin:

No.

My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:

okay...

The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all...  rubschin:

So. Even the piggin' new software has fallen out with me now?  sad24:  Shrugs:

It let you in!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 05:43:06 PM
In here?  rubschin:

No.

My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:

okay...

The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all...  rubschin:

So. Even the piggin' new software has fallen out with me now?  sad24:  Shrugs:

It let you in!  Thumbs:

Im cofluslicated now. confused:

You said it blocked me, then you say it let me in? Shrugs:
Wozat all about then ey, exactly like? rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 05:45:44 PM
In here?  rubschin:

No.

My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:

okay...

The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all...  rubschin:

So. Even the piggin' new software has fallen out with me now?  sad24:  Shrugs:

It let you in!  Thumbs:

Im cofluslicated now. confused:

You said it blocked me, then you say it let me in? Shrugs:
Wozat all about then ey, exactly like? rubschin:

Well, you are here so it obviously let you in!  Thumbs:

But the log says it denied a number of requests from your browser... prolly some AOHell malarkey I spect....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 05:53:58 PM
In here?  rubschin:

No.

My 'humph was reserved for that DS geezer. evil:

okay...

The NEW SOFTWARE said that it blocked you is all...  rubschin:

So. Even the piggin' new software has fallen out with me now?  sad24:  Shrugs:

It let you in!  Thumbs:

Im cofluslicated now. confused:

You said it blocked me, then you say it let me in? Shrugs:
Wozat all about then ey, exactly like? rubschin:

Well, you are here so it obviously let you in!  Thumbs:

But the log says it denied a number of requests from your browser... prolly some AOHell malarkey  I spect....  whistle:

Only until April 21st. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on January 15, 2013, 06:31:51 PM
I think I might take a week or so away from the board and see how many new members that brings in.
whistle:

I think I speak for us all when I say that we do appreciate your efforts and greatly enjoy the banter and bonhomie in here.

Perhaps we misunderstood your real frustration when dealing with IT support at the host, I certainly thought you were enjoying 'kicking against the pricks' and providing us all with a laugh at their expense.

^^^ What Sir Selection said ^^^


Well, thanks for all your enthusiastic responses and thanks JOM for the £20 donation – much appreciated!  cloud9: 

I could of sworn I ticked the "No Publicity" box, I have a reputation of being a tight arsed Northerner to uphold you know  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 07:02:37 PM
I think I might take a week or so away from the board and see how many new members that brings in.
whistle:

I think I speak for us all when I say that we do appreciate your efforts and greatly enjoy the banter and bonhomie in here.

Perhaps we misunderstood your real frustration when dealing with IT support at the host, I certainly thought you were enjoying 'kicking against the pricks' and providing us all with a laugh at their expense.

^^^ What Sir Selection said ^^^


Well, thanks for all your enthusiastic responses and thanks JOM for the £20 donation – much appreciated!  cloud9: 

I could of sworn I ticked the "No Publicity" box, I have a reputation of being a tight arsed Northerner to uphold you know  ;)

No...  ::)

Can you mention this on the pub please - so the laydees think I am free with me munny like?


 whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on January 15, 2013, 07:09:53 PM
 lol:  (bar steward)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 07:10:37 PM
lol:  (bar steward)

tsk, tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 11:07:03 PM
Seriously BM. Why don't you have a butchers at one of those free forum providers. Hasn't got to be the one I suggested. I'm sure there are many others out there.
Not as though there are a squillion members trying to get in either ey, so bandwidth or whatever you call it shouldn't be a problem I'd have thought (with my extremely limited knowlege on such matters, granted. redface:)

I know the ads are a bit of a of a pita, but they don't really distract on my lickle one from my experience, and you can customise them to your own design...ish too.

Like this place, sheeples can only join by request and approval too. :thumbsup:

Only a suggestion like, so don't be offended. angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Al on January 15, 2013, 11:12:46 PM
I am one of the new joiners who have not posted.  I have been around for a long while, as an observer, and I was also an observer on GOM in the good old days.  I did not join GOM as I generally have no opportnity to contribute.  I finally joined this forum over this Christmas period as I thought I would have some slack time. - it didn't quite work out as planned.

I urge you all to continue with this forum and get posting.  I can't act my own advie as I cannot post from work which is most of the time. 

I do enjoy your contributions.

I will try harder to add to the board.

BTW - I am not Kim!


Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 15, 2013, 11:24:37 PM
evening Al!!! and welcome, thanks for posting. Hope your Christmas wasn't too busy. God knows what you must think but it's good to know you weren't scared off. Keep posting!!!
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2013, 11:39:07 PM
Welcome Al  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 11:47:31 PM
Welcome Al  :thumbsup:

It's not Al Murray is it? eeek:  :thumbsup:  cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2013, 06:11:24 AM
Will we start serving fruit based drinks for the ladies then ?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on January 16, 2013, 06:47:50 AM
Welcome Al  :thumbsup:

I'm assuming it's Al, or is it A.I (artificial semination) or even A1 that well known car park

Oh, and by god the posts would really rocket iin here if you were Kim  lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 16, 2013, 07:02:23 AM
Morning One, All and Al.    Just for the record, the internet keeps dropping here and have to move to 3g back up.  This is reducing the amount of cra stuff I can post. 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:04:10 AM
Welcome to Al!

Good news is that overnight we didn't have any 'new members' join up...  Thumbs:

That means the new software is keeping the spammers away.

Hopefully, it won't eliminate new members like Al!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 16, 2013, 07:08:23 AM
Morning One, All and Al.    Just for the record, the internet keeps dropping here and have to move to 3g back up.  This is reducing the amount of cra stuff I can post. 
Morning One, All and Al.    Just for the record, the internet keeps dropping here and have to move to 3g back up.  This is reducing the amount of cra stuff I can post. 

Actually, apart from it being 20 degrees colder, this must be just what living in Cypress is like.  angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:11:38 AM
Morning One, All and Al.    Just for the record, the internet keeps dropping here and have to move to 3g back up.  This is reducing the amount of cra stuff I can post. 
Morning One, All and Al.    Just for the record, the internet keeps dropping here and have to move to 3g back up.  This is reducing the amount of cra stuff I can post. 

Actually, apart from it being 20 degrees colder, this must be just what living in Cypress is like.  angel1

Cyprus...  ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: miss Tchevious on January 16, 2013, 07:26:43 AM
maybe she has a tree house,.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 16, 2013, 07:31:25 AM
If she has, then she's been out of for years  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:39:47 AM
If she has, then she's been out of for years  ;)

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 10:29:32 AM
Welcome Al  :thumbsup:

It's not Al Murray is it? eeek:  :thumbsup:  cloud9:

It's Al Qaeda silly.  ::)

Welcome Al, perhaps your contribution will tempt some of the other quiet ones out of the shadows.  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 16, 2013, 05:47:19 PM
Welcome Al  :thumbsup:

It's not Al Murray is it? eeek:  :thumbsup:  cloud9:

It's Al Qaeda silly.  ::)

Welcome Al, perhaps your contribution will tempt some of the other quiet ones out of the shadows.  ;)

Yup.I might consider coming out of me shell a bit more, this is true. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 16, 2013, 06:54:42 PM
If she has, then she's been out of for years  ;)

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:


 evil:  Oi  be nice you 're supposed to be encouraging new posters... besides I've got toooothache so stop picking on me.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 16, 2013, 07:51:35 PM
Sorry  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 08:45:36 PM
If she has, then she's been out of for years  ;)

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:


 evil:  Oi  be nice you 're supposed to be encouraging new posters... besides I've got toooothache so stop picking on me.

Is it safe...?  eveilgrin:

Is It Safe? - Marathon Man (4/8) Movie CLIP (1976) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A#ws)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 08:53:30 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid!  Shocked:

Quote from: Nick
TEll all the gerls so they'll think I am not a mong free with my munny like...  Thumbs:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 17, 2013, 11:19:45 AM
Nick sent me twenty quid!  Shocked:

Quote from: Nick
TEll all the gerls so they'll think I am not a mong free with my munny like...  Thumbs:

 cloud9:

Bloody tight wad. evil:
He's piggin' minted! eeek:

Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:

Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 17, 2013, 01:15:50 PM
The web address you entered could not be found[more information]

You were trying to go to www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com)


13:14 today.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 17, 2013, 01:43:11 PM
Sorry  redface:


 sad32:   Owwww!   Emergency appointment at 3.30 this afternoon. 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 17, 2013, 01:44:00 PM
If she has, then she's been out of for years  ;)

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:


 evil:  Oi  be nice you 're supposed to be encouraging new posters... besides I've got toooothache so stop picking on me.

Is it safe...?  eveilgrin:

Is It Safe? - Marathon Man (4/8) Movie CLIP (1976) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A#ws)



 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2013, 01:48:17 PM
The web address you entered could not be found[more information]

You were trying to go to www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com)


13:14 today.

Noted ~ Thanks.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2013, 08:09:40 PM
If she has, then she's been out of for years  ;)

 drumroll:  lol: lol: lol:


 evil:  Oi  be nice you 're supposed to be encouraging new posters... besides I've got toooothache so stop picking on me.

Is it safe...?  eveilgrin:

Is It Safe? - Marathon Man (4/8) Movie CLIP (1976) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A#ws)



 sad32: sad32: sad32:

If you ask Misty nicely I'm sure she would pay BM a visit with one of APC's drills....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 05:30:58 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid!  Shocked:

Quote from: Nick
TEll all the gerls so they'll think I am not a mong free with my munny like...  Thumbs:

 cloud9:


Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:

Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:

Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on January 18, 2013, 06:38:35 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid!  Shocked:

Quote from: Nick
TEll all the gerls so they'll think I am not a mong free with my munny like...  Thumbs:

 cloud9:


Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:

Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:

Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:

Correct! Our security procedures revealed that HE/SHE was in fact a spammer so the account was deleted and the IP Address blocked.
We are happy to be of service to our regulars  angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Pastis on January 18, 2013, 06:40:12 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2013, 07:07:18 PM
and he had shifty eyes
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2013, 07:13:32 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid!  Shocked:

Quote from: Nick
TEll all the gerls so they'll think I am not a mong free with my munny like...  Thumbs:

 cloud9:


Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:

Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:

Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:

Correct! Our security procedures revealed that HE/SHE was in fact a spammer so the account was deleted and the IP Address blocked.
We are happy to be of service to our regulars  angel1

The way BM explained it was the new software would block spammers etc. He also pointed out, on a previous member joining, that board approval was a further stage of entry into the site.

I therefore assume that the new software did not stop the spammer only to be followed by human input of board approval to allow them to take the next step to get on the site.

At what stage did it go wrong?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 18, 2013, 07:19:36 PM
WOW!
So spammers can have names now too, or am I gerin mixed up with those spider bot things?  redface:

How can you tell worra spammer is like?
Thought they had to post loads an' loads of shite before they could be identified? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on January 18, 2013, 07:21:08 PM
WOW!
So spammers can have names now too, or am I gerin mixed up with those spider bot things?  redface:

How can you tell worra spammer is like?
Thought they had to post loads an' loads of shite before they could be identified? Shrugs:

It's never worked in the past  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2013, 08:12:56 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid!  Shocked:

Quote from: Nick
TEll all the gerls so they'll think I am not a mong free with my munny like...  Thumbs:

 cloud9:


Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:

Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:

Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:

Correct! Our security procedures revealed that HE/SHE was in fact a spammer so the account was deleted and the IP Address blocked.
We are happy to be of service to our regulars  angel1

The way BM explained it was the new software would block spammers etc. He also pointed out, on a previous member joining, that board approval was a further stage of entry into the site.

I therefore assume that the new software did not stop the spammer only to be followed by human input of board approval to allow them to take the next step to get on the site.

At what stage did it go wrong?


At what stage................. rubschin:  my guess BM.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2013, 10:37:14 AM
Nick sent me twenty quid!  Shocked:

Quote from: Nick
TEll all the gerls so they'll think I am not a mong free with my munny like...  Thumbs:

 cloud9:


Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:

Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:

Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:

Correct! Our security procedures revealed that HE/SHE was in fact a spammer so the account was deleted and the IP Address blocked.
We are happy to be of service to our regulars  angel1

The way BM explained it was the new software would block spammers etc. He also pointed out, on a previous member joining, that board approval was a further stage of entry into the site.

I therefore assume that the new software did not stop the spammer only to be followed by human input of board approval to allow them to take the next step to get on the site.

At what stage did it go wrong?


At what stage................. rubschin:  my guess BM.......... whistle:

I think we are all aware that there are people in the internet community with nothing better to do than devote their energies and time to getting past any software designed to keep them out. They do it just to prove they can. Major companies, banks and governments across the world have teams devoted to stopping them but it has always been a game of catch up and probably always will be. Whatever software we can use will always be reactive rather than proactive as the designers of protective software are chasing rainbows. Fast as they detect and block something someone, somewhere, will find a way round it. BM and I have never claimed to be software designers, we simply use whatever we can find. We work as a team with each checking potential newbies. Some are genuine people who simply join and never post. Others are spammers, bot users, spiders et al. We can only do our best. The case in point was one that looked okay but further digging (because it was a strange name) revealed that someone using that name, which may or may not have been computer generated, had opened accounts with a number of forums across the world between the 15th and 18th of January this year..... That was enough to cause us to review the decision to admit them and after discussion we deleted the account. I hope that satisfies the conspiracy theorists among you.

Kerist on a Bike! You lot are making me sound like "Other Steve".
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 19, 2013, 12:49:13 PM
"Other Steve" has vanished...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2013, 01:06:57 PM
Chased out I'd have said.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on January 19, 2013, 01:59:02 PM
"Other Steve" has vanished...

From 'over the road' so to speak? eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2013, 05:03:27 PM
"Other Steve" has vanished...

From 'over the road' so to speak? eeek:


Indeed ~ In somewhat of a "marked manner".  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2013, 03:43:15 PM
Nick sent me twenty quid!  Shocked:

Quote from: Nick
TEll all the gerls so they'll think I am not a mong free with my munny like...  Thumbs:

 cloud9:


Meanwhile....belehuashewo. rubschin:

Still trying to werk out how you prononunce that tbqh, let alone trying to understand what it actually means. confused:

Christ on a bike! HE /SHE didn't last long! eeek:

Correct! Our security procedures revealed that HE/SHE was in fact a spammer so the account was deleted and the IP Address blocked.
We are happy to be of service to our regulars  angel1

The way BM explained it was the new software would block spammers etc. He also pointed out, on a previous member joining, that board approval was a further stage of entry into the site.

I therefore assume that the new software did not stop the spammer only to be followed by human input of board approval to allow them to take the next step to get on the site.

At what stage did it go wrong?


At what stage................. rubschin:  my guess BM.......... whistle:

I think we are all aware that there are people in the internet community with nothing better to do than devote their energies and time to getting past any software designed to keep them out. They do it just to prove they can. Major companies, banks and governments across the world have teams devoted to stopping them but it has always been a game of catch up and probably always will be. Whatever software we can use will always be reactive rather than proactive as the designers of protective software are chasing rainbows. Fast as they detect and block something someone, somewhere, will find a way round it. BM and I have never claimed to be software designers, we simply use whatever we can find. We work as a team with each checking potential newbies. Some are genuine people who simply join and never post. Others are spammers, bot users, spiders et al. We can only do our best. The case in point was one that looked okay but further digging (because it was a strange name) revealed that someone using that name, which may or may not have been computer generated, had opened accounts with a number of forums across the world between the 15th and 18th of January this year..... That was enough to cause us to review the decision to admit them and after discussion we deleted the account. I hope that satisfies the conspiracy theorists among you.

Kerist on a Bike! You lot are making me sound like "Other Steve".

^^^ Wot he said^^^

Apart from the Other Steve bit - I never liked him....  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2013, 11:25:05 AM
. . .Apart from the Other Steve bit - I never liked him....  noooo:
eeek:   Just cos I stole your pint all those years ago

Am off to get some harassment advice, I really need help at harassing   ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 11:26:46 AM
. . .Apart from the Other Steve bit - I never liked him....  noooo:
eeek:   Just cos I stole your pint all those years ago

Am off to get some harassment advice, I really need help at harassing   ;)

Welcome!  Thumbs:

A bad boy made me post that....  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2013, 11:37:51 AM
Ah but a bad girl made me steal that pint

bad girls always better company than bad boys
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2013, 11:41:47 AM
Good to see you again £$%^&ing, *&^%ing ?%$£ but I can't type that every time so Hellooooo SteveK and Welcome.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 11:45:46 AM
Ah but a bad girl made me steal that pint

bad girls always better company than bad boys

Indeed, it was Nick... ::)

I've been hoisted by my own retard! happy001
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2013, 11:49:17 AM
I'd like to know how he managed to get the glass off you ...... Gorra grip like a python when it comes to a pint you have.  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 11:51:41 AM
I'd like to know how he managed to get the glass off you ...... Gorra grip like a python when it comes to a pint you have.  ;)

Somebody had just dropped a fag into it...  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2013, 11:55:11 AM
I'd like to know how he managed to get the glass off you ...... Gorra grip like a python when it comes to a pint you have.  ;)

Somebody had just dropped a fag into it...  redface:


I see the point ~ Too wet to light eh?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2013, 11:56:50 AM
. .Somebody had just dropped a fag into it...  redface:
yes that was the day i gave up smoking

anyway only needed it to top up my screenwash
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2013, 11:58:23 AM
. .Somebody had just dropped a fag into it...  redface:
yes that was the day i gave up smoking

anyway only needed it to top up my screenwash


Marsden's Pedigree then ...... Screen wash prolly describes it perfectly  sick2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 12:01:59 PM
I'd like to know how he managed to get the glass off you ...... Gorra grip like a python when it comes to a pint you have.  ;)

Somebody had just dropped a fag into it...  redface:


I see the point ~ Too wet to light eh?

Like the ones in the urinal....  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2013, 12:04:05 PM
Good to see you again £$%^&ing, *&^%ing ?%$£ but I can't type that every time so Hellooooo SteveK and Welcome.
cheers Snoopy

So no imported lager eh?  I do hope there's one of these or I'll have to have a right sulk.  Or would that be an Other sulk

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mercuryleisure.co.uk%2Fimages%2Frestored-bar-billiards-table-jelkes.jpg&hash=0eaa678b183942da106ff65c90776843ee363f49)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 12:06:12 PM
Good to see you again £$%^&ing, *&^%ing ?%$£ but I can't type that every time so Hellooooo SteveK and Welcome.
cheers Snoopy

So no imported lager eh?  I do hope there's one of these or I'll have to have a right sulk.  Or would that be an Other sulk

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mercuryleisure.co.uk%2Fimages%2Frestored-bar-billiards-table-jelkes.jpg&hash=0eaa678b183942da106ff65c90776843ee363f49)

Bar billiards!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on February 06, 2013, 12:06:46 PM
Oh yes we have Bar Billards ..... and Cribbage on Thursdays, Dominoes on Fridays as well as the Famous Celebrity Death Bingo which plays daily from 14th February.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 12:09:21 PM
Oh yes we have Bar Billards ..... and Cribbage on Thursdays, Dominoes on Fridays as well as the Famous Celebrity Death Bingo which plays daily from 14th February.

Oh yes, he will need a CDB card!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2013, 03:56:53 PM
ANd my excellent Mornington Crescent game.

Which reminds me.....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 03:59:28 PM
ANd my excellent Mornington Crescent game.

Which reminds me.....

doh:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2013, 09:02:21 PM
ANd my excellent Mornington Crescent game.

Which reminds me.....

Double six  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 05:29:33 PM
Gubbed here.......... evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2013, 06:06:11 PM
Gubbed here.......... evil:

PICNIC
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 06:17:08 PM
Gubbed here.......... evil:

PICNIC

No coz Miss T is also gubbed........ maybe our intermong connection......
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 08, 2013, 06:23:06 PM
ANd my excellent Mornington Crescent game......
But that's the simplified version

I'd need the simplified simplified version  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2013, 08:22:21 PM
Gubbed here.......... evil:

PICNIC

No coz Miss T is also gubbed........ maybe our intermong connection......

Mine has been the same.....They are upgrading the intermong but seem to be creating more shite rather than making it betterer.  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 04:05:33 PM
Gubbed here.......... evil:

PICNIC

No coz Miss T is also gubbed........ maybe our intermong connection......

Mine has been the same.....They are upgrading the intermong but seem to be creating more shite rather than making it betterer.  noooo:

I had Intermong problems too....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 04:07:41 PM
Holy fuck!  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F2497372189.png&hash=5f5aed5513b83b227baf0aee6df85dece7a6ca18) (http://www.speedtest.net)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 09, 2013, 04:11:56 PM
Holy fuck!  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F2497372189.png&hash=5f5aed5513b83b227baf0aee6df85dece7a6ca18) (http://www.speedtest.net)

OI potty mouth .......we have new members.......
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2013, 04:22:09 PM
Holy f censored:  Shocked:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F2497372189.png&hash=5f5aed5513b83b227baf0aee6df85dece7a6ca18) (http://www.speedtest.net)
Right can you sling an ethernet cable far enough over your fence for me to catch it.  That's twice what I get here and we invented the interweb

In a rare moment of good taste I decided to amend the quote, I will be going round later hiding all the table legs, they give people ideas you know.  Mrs K's mail order burka may be next
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2013, 04:26:41 PM
As Professor Collins used to say, "If you can be sexually inflamed by the sight of a naked table leg, you are a bit light on the trigger."

Those Victorians were randy bastards  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 04:41:12 PM
happy001 I love this place!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 09, 2013, 04:46:23 PM
Anyone see the Red Bull car launch on Sky (yes I know) where Brundle saw the aerial stump poking through the sheet and said "the car looks pleased with itself" 

Will try to find linky
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on February 11, 2013, 09:33:14 AM
This page has an unspecified insecure link, would you like to continue? eeek:

Internet Explorer pop up message whilst on the footie thread! eeek:

What's that all ablout then ey? eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 09:34:47 AM
This page has an unspecified insecure link, would you like to continue? eeek:

Internet Explorer pop up message whilst on the footie thread! eeek:

What's that all ablout then ey? eeek:

I dunno, I'm not allowed in the Sports Bar....  rubschin:

I'll get Snoopy to check it out like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on February 11, 2013, 09:37:40 AM
This page has an unspecified insecure link, would you like to continue? eeek:

Internet Explorer pop up message whilst on the footie thread! eeek:

What's that all ablout then ey? eeek:

I dunno, I'm not allowed in the Sports Bar....  rubschin:

I'll get Snoopy to check it out like...  Thumbs:

I didn't see any clicky linky thingies in there tbh.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on February 11, 2013, 09:52:36 AM
I can't see it but then I use Firefox so don't tend to get Explorer's random messages.  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on February 11, 2013, 09:58:19 AM
I can't see it but then I use Firefox so don't tend to get Explorer's random messages.  noooo:

First time it's ever happened tbh, and it hasn't occured since.

It'll be summat to do with aoHELL probably. ::)
I'm SSSSSSSSSSSSO looking forward to binning them on 21/04. cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 10:22:50 AM
I can't see it but then I use Firefox so don't tend to get Explorer's random messages.  noooo:

First time it's ever happened tbh, and it hasn't occured since.

It'll be summat to do with aoHELL probably. ::)
I'm SSSSSSSSSSSSO looking forward to binning them on 21/04. cloud9:

I think you have hit the nail on the head...

Your AoHell browser is the only one that flags up in the new software that we have to keep spammers out....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 11, 2013, 03:01:27 PM
wot the fk was that? couldn't get off admin login page.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 03:08:42 PM
wot the fk was that? couldn't get off admin login page.

I had to do a quick bit of maintenance so took the site off-line...

Normal service was resumed as soon as possible....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: miss Tchevious on February 11, 2013, 03:18:51 PM
No prob. thought I'd fkd it.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 03:19:47 PM
wot the fk was that? couldn't get off admin login page.

I had to do a quick bit of maintenance so took the site off-line...

Normal service was resumed as soon as possible....  Thumbs:

*Taps nose*
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2013, 03:20:19 PM
No prob. thought I'd fkd it.  Thumbs:

Um... yes you did... but I managed to fix it....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 06:01:47 AM
Obviously big problems yesterday... ::)

After the site went down I contacted support and was told that there had been a major issue but it was now resolved...

I assured them that it was not resolved and got the problem escalated.

After six hours back and fourth I left them to it and went to bed (yes, at 8pm as usual ::)).

Anyhooo...

The site came live again at 03:48 my time.

I've checked the support logs and the bottom line is this: -

Quote
Hey Barman,

After thorough investigation with top-tier engineers on your website's issue, we found a reason to why your forum will not pull up properly.

At first, we thought the issue originated by your database overclocking the query limit, but after further research we found your database user to be the source of the problem. The error lies with the max user connections limit.
Somewhere in the script is keeping 10 or more concurrent connections of the database user open, making that go over the limit and therefore timeout.
Most codes close out connections automatically, but it looks like that is not that case with your code. The other possibility is that the site could just be getting an overwhelming amount of traffic.

Ultimately, this just looks like it's hitting limits with our system as it seems to require a lot more than what our shared servers allow.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I will do another check to be 100% sure- but at this point it does seem like it will not be something that we can directly help with.

Kindest Regards,
Kelsey S.
Executive Response Manager

I have responded saying that is very unhelpful and we need to work together to identify and resolve the issue or we will have to move on.

I'll keep you posted.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 08:46:57 AM
So that fuse I pulled out was nothing to do with it then
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 10:16:11 AM
So that fuse I pulled out was nothing to do with it then

doh:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 10:30:57 AM
So that fuse I pulled out was nothing to do with it then

If it was a short one ................it was Growlers............ whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2013, 10:31:56 AM
So that fuse I pulled out was nothing to do with it then

If it was a short one ................it was Growlers............ whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 10:37:02 AM
So that fuse I pulled out was nothing to do with it then

If it was a short one ................it was Growlers............ whistle:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 11:24:12 AM
Look what's just appeared at another place I frequent when I want the full £10 argument

Quote
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.


Must be catching


this fuse pulling outery
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 11:30:04 AM
Look what's just appeared at another place I frequent when I want the full £10 argument

Quote
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.


Must be catching


this fuse pulling outery

Those porn sites are always like that........... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 11:31:20 AM
Look what's just appeared at another place I frequent when I want the full £10 argument

Quote
Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.


Must be catching


this fuse pulling outery

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 12:07:58 PM
Fuse put back in there as well.  But seems SMF forums are prone to this getting overloaded issue

It is not a porn site, they are very serious over there. I got accused of being anti catholicyesterday  cos I posted that Paddington Bear for pope idea.  And then there was that row about Nazis in the EU and the one about recycling. 

So bad news all, I prefer it here. 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 12:10:46 PM
Fuse put back in there as well.  But seems SMF forums are prone to this getting overloaded issue

It is not a porn site, they are very serious over there. I got accused of being anti catholicyesterday  cos I posted that Paddington Bear for pope idea.  And then there was that row about Nazis in the EU and the one about recycling. 

So bad news all, I prefer it here.

I think our problem is with our host rather than the SMF software...

I've been chasing it down here... (http://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=497377.0)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 01:44:27 PM
D'ya want me to have 'a butchers' and sort it like?  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 01:58:26 PM
D'ya want me to have 'a butchers' and sort it like?  whistle:

Would you?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 02:05:47 PM
D'ya want me to have 'a butchers' and sort it like?  whistle:

Would you?  Thumbs:

There.
It's currently werking again now.

Bish bosh, sorted :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 02:28:35 PM
D'ya want me to have 'a butchers' and sort it like?  whistle:

Would you?  Thumbs:

There.
It's currently werking again now.

Bish bosh, sorted :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 02:32:30 PM
D'ya want me to have 'a butchers' and sort it like?  whistle:

Would you?  Thumbs:

There.
It's currently werking again now.

Bish bosh, sorted :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

My pleasure. cloud9:

 lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 13, 2013, 05:28:04 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2013, 09:34:37 PM
Out of curiosity are you running some sort of anagram software on here at the moment BM? Was just wondering about Tubal Viper Hut.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 11:32:40 PM
Out of curiosity are you running some sort of anagram software on here at the moment BM? Was just wondering about Tubal Viper Hut.  rubschin:

Keep up...........there are 2 threads,,,,,,,,,,,,I know Cornwall is a bit behind the times......... whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2013, 11:42:03 PM
I'm a busy person, I don't have time to wade through all the bollocks posted on here.  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 11:49:15 PM
I'm a busy person, I don't have time to wade through all the bollocks posted on here.  whistle:

Just miss BMs posts.............. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2013, 11:51:49 PM
What about Nick's?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 11:55:41 PM
What about Nick's?  rubschin:


YOU read them............ eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2013, 05:39:47 AM
Out of curiosity are you running some sort of anagram software on here at the moment BM? Was just wondering about Tubal Viper Hut.  rubschin:

doh:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 14, 2013, 11:30:59 AM
I refer the disreputable rogue to me earlier reply.  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2013, 04:49:44 PM
It was gubbed then....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 04:50:26 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Pastis on February 23, 2013, 04:50:52 PM
Ta BM  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2013, 04:53:45 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

 cloud9:

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2013, 04:57:05 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who said I was fucking useless so they fixed it!  cloud9:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 05:02:21 PM
Ta BM  Thumbs:

 angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2013, 06:26:38 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:
I think you'll find that Ms Useless likes her name to be spelt with a capital U 


oh and ta from me as well
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2013, 06:34:09 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

 cloud9:

Christ on a bike. You've changed yu tune like.  eeek:
Talk about blowin' 'ot 'n' cold like! Shocked:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 06:43:21 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

 cloud9:

Christ on a bike. You've changed yu tune like.  eeek:
Talk about blowin' 'ot 'n' cold like! Shocked:

Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2013, 06:45:32 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

 cloud9:

Christ on a bike. You've changed yu tune like.  eeek:
Talk about blowin' 'ot 'n' cold like! Shocked:

Wha? Shrugs:

Not you you cock. Titch! Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 06:47:46 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

 cloud9:

Christ on a bike. You've changed yu tune like.  eeek:
Talk about blowin' 'ot 'n' cold like! Shocked:

Wha? Shrugs:

Not you you cock. Titch! Banghead

h Moany....? He looks up to me....  cloud9:


... but then he looks up to everybody.... happy001
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2013, 06:48:48 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

 cloud9:

Christ on a bike. You've changed yu tune like.  eeek:
Talk about blowin' 'ot 'n' cold like! Shocked:

Oh he's still a mongtard, but he has his uses - rather like a knackered old labrador with only a few teeth and arthritis. But as long as he barks at the occasional noise outside, you don't have the heart to have him put down  lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2013, 07:22:01 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

Duck tape or Denso tape  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 07:24:41 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

Duck tape or Denso tape  rubschin:

Duct...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on February 23, 2013, 07:28:23 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

Duck tape or Denso tape  rubschin:

Duct...

Or TARMAC even?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on February 23, 2013, 07:34:59 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

Duck tape or Denso tape  rubschin:

Duct...

 Duck  (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=4&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=M97FZz3tCi75Euc7nQ9IDw&cp=9&gs_id=m6&xhr=t&q=duck+tape&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42768644,d.d2k&biw=1280&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=iRkpUdn5LoyU0QXmlIC4Bw)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2013, 07:38:57 PM
http://www.3mdirect.co.uk/p-1830-3m-duct-tape-1900-silver-50mm-x-50m-1-roll.aspx?gclid=CL2jhpeXzbUCFXDKtAodN0AAOw (http://www.3mdirect.co.uk/p-1830-3m-duct-tape-1900-silver-50mm-x-50m-1-roll.aspx?gclid=CL2jhpeXzbUCFXDKtAodN0AAOw)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 07:39:28 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

Duck tape or Denso tape  rubschin:

Duct...

 Duck  (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=4&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=M97FZz3tCi75Euc7nQ9IDw&cp=9&gs_id=m6&xhr=t&q=duck+tape&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42768644,d.d2k&biw=1280&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=iRkpUdn5LoyU0QXmlIC4Bw)

Duct (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape)  lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 23, 2013, 07:40:30 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

Duck tape or Denso tape  rubschin:

Duct...

 Duck  (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=4&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=M97FZz3tCi75Euc7nQ9IDw&cp=9&gs_id=m6&xhr=t&q=duck+tape&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42768644,d.d2k&biw=1280&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=iRkpUdn5LoyU0QXmlIC4Bw)

Duct (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape)  lol:

You snooze you lose  point:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2013, 07:41:05 PM
Yes, it crashed...

I got onto tech support who were fucking useless so I fixed it!  cloud9:

Duck tape or Denso tape  rubschin:

Duct...

 Duck  (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=4&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=M97FZz3tCi75Euc7nQ9IDw&cp=9&gs_id=m6&xhr=t&q=duck+tape&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42768644,d.d2k&biw=1280&bih=644&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=iRkpUdn5LoyU0QXmlIC4Bw)

Duct (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape)  lol:

You snooze you lose  point:

happy001
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 24, 2013, 08:32:12 PM
Just tried to post and got this:

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log. 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
Just tried to post and got this:

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log. 


PICNIC prolly....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2013, 09:06:10 PM
Just tried to post and got this:

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log. 


PICNIC prolly....  whistle:
  lol: lol: lol:


Maybe the server has popcorn in it.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2013, 09:08:32 PM
Just tried to post and got this:

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log. 


PICNIC prolly....  whistle:
  lol: lol: lol:


Maybe the server has popcorn in it.

Like me Dyson!  cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on February 24, 2013, 09:13:47 PM
You need a better vacuum cleaner for next time LL is away like  eeek:  eeek:  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Foj8aqnn17%2Fvacuum_cleaner.jpg&hash=a2b081274237e60a8f62442c32e97b69f49af608) (http://postimage.org/image/oj8aqnn17/)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2013, 09:16:06 PM
You need a better vacuum cleaner for next time LL is away like  eeek:  eeek:  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Foj8aqnn17%2Fvacuum_cleaner.jpg&hash=a2b081274237e60a8f62442c32e97b69f49af608) (http://postimage.org/image/oj8aqnn17/)

 eyes:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2013, 09:31:04 PM
Just tried to post and got this:

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log. 


PICNIC prolly....  whistle:
  lol: lol: lol:


Maybe the server has popcorn in it.

Like me Dyson!  cussing:

Yeah even the dyson couldn't swallow it........... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2013, 11:13:31 PM
Just tried to post and got this:

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log. 


  Warning! Sensible post detected. Please insert irony or gratuitous insult to Growler or Nick.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 06:26:20 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 26, 2013, 07:00:40 AM
Just tried to post and got this:

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.
The script had an error or it did not produce any output. If there was an error, you should be able to see it in the error log. 


  Warning! Sensible post detected. Please insert irony or gratuitous insult to Growler or Nick.

That'll be it!
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 09:28:30 AM
Okay...

After all the problems yesterday I finally bit the bullet and moved the site to a new host...

We had a lot of issues getting the file permissions from the old host (iPage) but we are now with a brand new organisation (Gray Webhost) and operating out of the DCS Pacific Star data center in San Francisco, California! WoooHooo! Party001

Unfortunately, iPage let us down with a database file and we therefore lost almost all of yesterday's wonderful posts - we'll just have to do it all again!

Best regards,

Your Humble Barman hattip:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2013, 09:41:36 AM
All my lovely posts lost  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Do i get compo, like, for distress?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 09:42:52 AM
All my lovely posts lost  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Do i get compo, like, for distress?

Yes of course...  Thumbs:

I'll pay it out in Virtual Pounds....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2013, 09:44:38 AM
And all LL's posts from yesterday have now gone too  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 09:47:30 AM
And all LL's posts from yesterday have now gone too  rubschin:

A sad consequence of the changes I'm afraid....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 02, 2013, 11:10:16 AM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 11:55:12 AM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning  rubschin:

Quote of the year!  lol: lol: lol:

I think you could say that every day here....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 12:28:44 PM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning  rubschin:

Quote of the year!  lol: lol: lol:

I think you could say that every day here....  whistle:

Any idea why I can't access the site on me old BlackBerry?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 12:49:43 PM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning  rubschin:

Quote of the year!  lol: lol: lol:

I think you could say that every day here....  whistle:

Any idea why I can't access the site on me old BlackBerry?

I would guess that the BB DNS servers have not been updated yet...?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 01:21:58 PM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning  rubschin:

Quote of the year!  lol: lol: lol:

I think you could say that every day here....  whistle:

Any idea why I can't access the site on me old BlackBerry?

I would guess that the BB DNS servers have not been updated yet...?

That would appear to be it. How long might that take d'ya think?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 01:42:24 PM
I thought there was something odd with the site this morning  rubschin:

Quote of the year!  lol: lol: lol:

I think you could say that every day here....  whistle:

Any idea why I can't access the site on me old BlackBerry?

I would guess that the BB DNS servers have not been updated yet...?

That would appear to be it. How long might that take d'ya think?

Shouldn't take longer than 48 hours...

Can you set the DNS?

I changed my PC to google 8.8.8.8 as the local company here hadn't updated....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 01:59:00 PM
Hey,,,,,,,,,,, cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2013, 02:13:06 PM
. . .we are now with a brand new organisation (Gay Webhost) . . .

 rubschin:

Have you been in touch with them for a while?

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 02:14:35 PM
Seems a bit slow....... whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2013, 02:20:58 PM
Seems a bit slow....... whistle:
scared:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 02:29:33 PM
Seems a bit slow....... whistle:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2013, 03:00:14 PM
Effin BT not updated their DNS mapping so can barely post until they do evil:


Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 03:02:46 PM
Effin BT not updated their DNS mapping so can barely post until they do evil:

Use google's DNS 8.8.8.8  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 03:03:03 PM
Effin BT not updated their DNS mapping so can barely post until they do evil:

Change it yourself..... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Effin BT not updated their DNS mapping so can barely post until they do evil:

Use google's DNS 8.8.8.8  Thumbs:
Or even the IPv6 version 2001:4860:4860::8888

But ta that DNS switch fixed it ta  :thumbsup:.  The site kept saying use the ipconfig /dnsflush chain to flush the DNS and no matter how much I yanked the chain eff all happened.  All I could read was by contorting meself to get the 0.2G Vodaphone signal and read it on the phone.

Anyway back now
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 04:36:27 PM
Effin BT not updated their DNS mapping so can barely post until they do evil:

Use google's DNS 8.8.8.8  Thumbs:
Or even the IPv6 version 2001:4860:4860::8888

But ta that DNS switch fixed it ta  :thumbsup:.  The site kept saying use the ipconfig /dnsflush chain to flush the DNS and no matter how much I yanked the chain eff all happened.  All I could read was by contorting meself to get the 0.2G Vodaphone signal and read it on the phone.

Anyway back now

Excellent!

The local company here (Cyta) that I use (along with Apey and the lovely Miss T) have still not upgraded so 8.8.8.8 was the only way to get on-line this morning....

I have to say, these new people (Gray, not gay) are awesome!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 06:18:56 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 06:19:46 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:

yay! Party001:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 06:51:46 PM
An e-mail floods in from boogs... still unable to get in....  noooo:

Hopefully, everything will be okay by tomorrow....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2013, 07:02:52 PM
An e-mail floods in from boogs... still unable to get in....  noooo:

Hopefully, everything will be okay by tomorrow....
prolly on BT then

I thought she must be busy sewing buttons on like

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:06:43 PM
An e-mail floods in from boogs... still unable to get in....  noooo:

Hopefully, everything will be okay by tomorrow....
prolly on BT then

I thought she must be busy sewing buttons on like

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:28:22 PM
Snoopy is here! Party001:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 07:31:45 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:

yay! Party001:

And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Even betterer  :thumbsup:

BM for PM!!!
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:35:46 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:

yay! Party001:

And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Even betterer  :thumbsup:

BM for PM!!!

 angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 07:38:20 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:

yay! Party001:

And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Even betterer  :thumbsup:

BM for PM!!!

Prize mong.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:39:38 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:

yay! Party001:

And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Even betterer  :thumbsup:

BM for PM!!!

Prize mong.......... rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:

yay! Party001:

And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Even betterer  :thumbsup:

BM for PM!!!

Prize mong.......... rubschin:

Is it a bird...no...


Is it a plane...no...


it's SuperMong!
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:47:30 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:

yay! Party001:

And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Even betterer  :thumbsup:

BM for PM!!!

Prize mong.......... rubschin:

Is it a bird...no...


Is it a plane...no...


it's SuperMong!

That would be SM not PM you complete, utter, tiny spasticated mongtard....  ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 07:49:42 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:

yay! Party001:

And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Even betterer  :thumbsup:

BM for PM!!!

Prize mong.......... rubschin:

Is it a bird...no...


Is it a plane...no...


it's SuperMong!

That would be SM not PM you complete, utter, tiny spasticated mongtard....  ::)

So that's ......CUTSM.............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2013, 07:55:22 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:

yay! Party001:

And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Even betterer  :thumbsup:

BM for PM!!!

Prize mong.......... rubschin:

Is it a bird...no...


Is it a plane...no...


it's SuperMong!

That would be SM not PM you complete, utter, tiny spasticated mongtard....  ::)

So that's ......CUTSM.............. rubschin:

 noooo:

I should have said 'complete, utter, neutered, titchy....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 02, 2013, 08:19:11 PM
It appears my DNS has updated  lol:

yay! Party001:

And I can use "smileys" now with the BlackBerry  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Even betterer  :thumbsup:

BM for PM!!!

Prize mong.......... rubschin:

Is it a bird...no...


Is it a plane...no...


it's SuperMong!

That would be SM not PM you complete, utter, tiny spasticated mongtard....  ::)

So that's ......CUTSM.............. rubschin:

 noooo:

I should have said 'complete, utter, neutered, titchy....  whistle:

Potty mouth  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2013, 10:54:36 PM
Boogs is here..... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 06:29:42 AM
It is all coming along nicely....  Sinister:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:12:36 AM
It is all coming along nicely....  Sinister:

My aoHELL doesn't seem to agree with you.
Won't let me in, so I've reverted to Firefox.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:13:47 AM
It is all coming along nicely....  Sinister:

My aoHELL doesn't seem to agree with you.
Won't let me in, so I've reverted to Firefox.

That is strange...  rubschin:

Still, I don't think the aoHell browser is any loss - that is the one that sets off alarm bells here when you post....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:16:47 AM
I'll go back in there and copy what the message sez, and post it in here for you, yes?

What "alarm bells when I post", or you just messin' like? eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:21:04 AM
I'll go back in there and copy what the message sez, and post it in here for you, yes?

What "alarm bells when I post", or you just messin' like? eeek:

No, I told you before....

When you post our software that rejects malicious attacks and spammers goes wild...

The aoHell browser obviously tries to access the site in a number of different ways each time you post - it always gets rejected (and you can still post) so it is no problem...

It is probably making your PC unnecessarily slow tho...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:21:42 AM
Here you go BM:

DNS Change If you are seeing this message your DNS has not refreshed yet. You may manually refresh it by following the instructions here: http://www.whatsmydns.net/flush-dns.html (http://www.whatsmydns.net/flush-dns.html)


Administration Login
Username:Password:
Minutes to stay logged in:


I did...believe it or not  lol:....manage to follow tjhose instructions via that whats me dna thingy, and it said i'd flushed all the shte or summat, but it clearly hadn't. Banghead

aoHELL's fault I reckon. evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:24:28 AM
Won't be a problem for much longer anyway, as a very nice laydee  eyes: from Virgin is coming to see me about connecting me cables up next month, later on this week. cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:24:49 AM
Here you go BM:

DNS Change If you are seeing this message your DNS has not refreshed yet. You may manually refresh it by following the instructions here: http://www.whatsmydns.net/flush-dns.html (http://www.whatsmydns.net/flush-dns.html)


Administration Login
Username:Password:
Minutes to stay logged in:


I did...believe it or not  lol:....manage to follow tjhose instructions via that whats me dna thingy, and it said i'd flushed all the shte or summat, but it clearly hadn't. Banghead

aoHELL's fault I reckon. evil:

Yes, they obviously use their own DNS which has not updated yet.. Or more likely the aoHell browser needs a refresh to 'forget' where the pub used to be...

You are much betterer off with FireFox...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:25:26 AM
Won't be a problem for much longer anyway, as a very nice laydee  eyes: from Virgin is coming to see me about connecting me cables up next month, later on this week. cloud9:

Bingo!

Then you can use any browser you like (hint firefox)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:28:28 AM
What? You reckon I should even use Firefox even over Virgin (when it arrives next month) rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:31:03 AM
What? You reckon I should even use Firefox even over Virgin (when it arrives next month) rubschin:

Yes!
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:32:27 AM
What? You reckon I should even use Firefox even over Virgin (when it arrives next month) rubschin:

Yes!

Why?
Is Virgin shite too? eeek:  Shocked:

Please don't say yes now I've virtually made me mind up. angry041:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:35:12 AM
What? You reckon I should even use Firefox even over Virgin (when it arrives next month) rubschin:

Yes!

Why?
Is Virgin shite too? eeek:  Shocked:

Please don't say yes now I've virtually made me mind up. angry041:

No,

Virgin just provides the Internet connection....

You can use any browser or e-mail client that you choose - FireFox is one of the best browsers...

If Virgin do have a browser available it will be based on one of the well-known ones anyway (IE or Firefox) but will likely be loaded with extras that you don't need...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 08:44:05 AM
Oh I don't understand. Banghead

No worries.
I'm a birof a Anna Log man meself you know,  :thumbsup: and find all these new digi things, jargon and associated stuff a bit conflustterlicating. surrender:

Werkin' fine in 'ere, and that's all that matters ey? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:51:06 AM
Oh I don't understand. Banghead

No worries.
I'm a birof a Anna Log man meself you know,  :thumbsup: and find all these new digi things, jargon and associated stuff a bit conflustterlicating. surrender:

Werkin' fine in 'ere, and that's all that matters ey? :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2013, 09:12:25 AM
My phone is showing the same message it did yesterday morning, despite working fine in-between.   rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 09:16:45 AM
My phone is showing the same message it did yesterday morning, despite working fine in-between.   rubschin: rubschin:

It can take a while for everything to catch up....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 09:43:41 AM
My phone is showing the same message it did yesterday morning, despite working fine in-between.   rubschin: rubschin:

It can take a while for everything to catch up....

Yea have to agree sadly. whistle:

Take me for instance! redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 03, 2013, 09:47:36 AM
If it help Growler, we here are with Virgin and I use firefox to browse.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 09:59:40 AM
If it help Growler, we here are with Virgin and I use firefox to browse.

Can't you use Virgin to come in here/browse  like I can with aoHELL then? confused:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 03, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
I imagine Virgin to be bus but I choose my own Driver... if that makes sense?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 10:51:42 AM
Tell you summat BM. eeek:
This place is FREEKIN' fast as F. now geezer!! Shocked:

Thought it was all going to look different though tbh.
Thought you'd binned that simplemachines forums outfit, or have a imissed a trick here somewhere? confused:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 10:53:18 AM
Oh, and wozat all about at the bottom of the page too btw? rubschin:

Bad Behavior has blocked 1265 access attempts in the last 7 days.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2013, 11:00:55 AM
There are two schools of thought on Firefox Growler

a) it's not from Microsoft so it must be good no matter

b) it's feature shy and way too geeky

But everyone agrees AOL is shite.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 11:19:04 AM
There are two schools of thought on Firefox Growler

a) it's not from Microsoft so it must be good no matter

b) it's feature shy and way too geeky

But everyone agrees AOL is shite.

Indeedeedodo.
Even the geezer what recommended it to me back in 2003 moved away from it in the end....'cus he also finally said it was shite! lol:

Virgin have guaranteed that their man who comes around to install the cables and set all the tv and stuff up will be able to firebomb it out of this thing, 'cus that has been one of my main concerns. eveilgrin:
Been told that they totally infect your PC, and can be extremelly difficult to eradicate.

They must have some special aoHELL eradication sweeper or summat. confused:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2013, 11:25:21 AM
Are you getting the Virgin TiVo box? 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 11:32:41 AM
Are you getting the Virgin TiVo box?

Indeed. cloud9:

Just in time too, as this digi box of shite is verging on goosedism now. evil:
New battery's in the remote, and still slower than a very slow thing, plus it keeps freezing and crashing too.

Being nagged to get one of these fklat screen  HD compatible tv's now though, but I've told the G's jnr thay can sod off. evil:

Me owld valve telly is stilll werkin' just fine thank you very much. cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 11:32:47 AM
Are you getting the Virgin TiVo box?

Oh Steve, what have you done...? doh:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 11:33:46 AM
Are you getting the Virgin TiVo box?

Indeed. cloud9:

Just in time too, as this digi box of shite is verging on goosedism now. evil:
New battery's in the remote, and still slower than a very slow thing, plus it keeps freezing and crashing too.

Being nagged to get one of these fklat screen  HD compatible tv's now though, but I've told the G's jnr thay can sod off. evil:

Me owld valve telly is stilll werkin' just fine thank you very much. cloud9:

TiVo is as digi as fuck!  point:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 11:36:00 AM
Are you getting the Virgin TiVo box?

Indeed. cloud9:

Just in time too, as this digi box of shite is verging on goosedism now. evil:
New battery's in the remote, and still slower than a very slow thing, plus it keeps freezing and crashing too.

Being nagged to get one of these fklat screen  HD compatible tv's now though, but I've told the G's jnr thay can sod off. evil:

Me owld valve telly is stilll werkin' just fine thank you very much. cloud9:

TiVo is as digi as fuck!  point:

So's the digi box I've already got though.  Shrugs:

They all are now it seems, even though i did ask do they do a special Anna Log  cloud9: one....just for me like. noooo:  cry:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on March 03, 2013, 11:56:22 AM
Hurrah, I'm finally in, bin trying for 36+hr's with that flush thing. I reckon there was a log jam around the u-bend  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 12:04:08 PM
Hurrah, I'm finally in, bin trying for 36+hr's with that flush thing. I reckon there was a log jam around the u-bend  :thumbsup:

Yay! JOM is here! Party001:

We've missed you like....  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 12:08:25 PM
Hurrah, I'm finally in, bin trying for 36+hr's with that flush thing. I reckon there was a log jam around the u-bend  :thumbsup:

Yay! JOM is here! Party001:

We've missed you like....  redface:

Have we? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2013, 12:18:06 PM
Are you getting the Virgin TiVo box?

Indeed. cloud9:

Just in time too, as this digi box of shite is verging on goosedism now. evil:
New battery's in the remote, and still slower than a very slow thing, plus it keeps freezing and crashing too.

Being nagged to get one of these fklat screen  HD compatible tv's now though, but I've told the G's jnr thay can sod off. evil:

Me owld valve telly is stilll werkin' just fine thank you very much. cloud9:

TiVo is as digi as fuck!  point:
Virgin ones are, I still have the Ana/Dig Mark 1 TiVo - still works and has a far better user interface than Sky
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2013, 12:26:57 PM
Are we still missing a Baldy......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 12:31:49 PM
Are we still missing a Baldy......... rubschin:

Oh yes....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2013, 01:35:50 PM
Are we still missing a Baldy......... rubschin:

Oh yes....  rubschin:

There was that bomb explosion the other night.......... eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 01:37:17 PM
Are we still missing a Baldy......... rubschin:

Oh yes....  rubschin:

There was that bomb explosion the other night.......... eeek:

 eeek:

He finally got a virgin....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2013, 02:38:28 PM
Working again.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 02:47:50 PM
Working again.

Ovee's? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 02:52:07 PM
Working again.

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2013, 02:54:01 PM
Working again.

Shorts............... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 03, 2013, 03:14:07 PM
Working again.

Shorts............... rubschin:

Of course!
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 03:18:06 PM
Working again.

Shorts............... rubschin:

Of course!

And they come down to your ankles!  point:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2013, 07:26:29 PM
Have had to go back to the BT DNS server.  Have to use that to get the lapsedtop to see the BT router's status etc.  But BT has finally caught up with the VPs little journeys.

So Dunroamin and Dunfinding
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 03, 2013, 07:46:45 PM
Have had to go back to the BT DNS server.  Have to use that to get the lapsedtop to see the BT router's status etc.  But BT has finally caught up with the VPs little journeys.

So Dunroamin and Dunfinding

Yup. AO HELL has seemingly caught up now too, but it's ded slow loading smileys up, so I've stayed on Firefox. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2013, 08:14:33 PM
Growler has gone digi  Shocked:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2013, 08:53:13 PM
Party001:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 12:28:50 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything!  Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2013, 12:50:25 PM
 rubschin: Perfick you say?

Never mind ~ they are prolly all out gamboling like spring lambs in the balmy spring like weather.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 12:53:04 PM
rubschin: Perfick you say?

Never mind ~ they are prolly all out gamboling like spring lambs in the balmy spring like weather.

perfick!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2013, 12:59:45 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything!  Banghead

I have been werking   sad24:

I want to go out and play in the sunny shine too  sad32:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 01:05:56 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything!  Banghead

I have been werking   sad24:

I want to go out and play in the sunny shine too  sad32:

No! Stay there and post!  cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 04, 2013, 01:14:17 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything!  Banghead
Sorry I occasionally have this thing called "a life" you know.  Vestigial though it may be  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 01:20:45 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything!  Banghead
Sorry I occasionally have this thing called "a life" you know.  Vestigial though it may be  redface:

 redface:
Title: Re:No (detected) Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2013, 02:25:18 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything!  Banghead

If there are no 'problems' why would anybody post in the 'Problems with using the VP Site' thread?
Title: Re:No (detected) Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2013, 02:56:56 PM
Amazing - you get the place werking perfick like and nobody posts anything!  Banghead

If there are no 'problems' why would anybody post in the 'Problems with using the VP Site' thread?

doh:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 06, 2013, 05:08:08 PM
Can't seem to post pictures - is there a problem?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 05:09:54 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimage.org%2Fh0jzxmesd%2FGrandad_Lipscombe.jpg&hash=c53865dcd1794b4ec711931106f40a93414df563) (http://postimage.org/image/h0jzxmesd/)


Nope....  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 05:31:24 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimage.org%2Fh0jzxmesd%2FGrandad_Lipscombe.jpg&hash=c53865dcd1794b4ec711931106f40a93414df563) (http://postimage.org/image/h0jzxmesd/)


Nope....  noooo:

But you posted that in 1908.   ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2013, 05:56:51 PM
Did you mean posted or posed for  Darwin?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2013, 05:58:22 PM
Did you mean posted or posed for  Darwin?  rubschin:

I can't remember.

Either would seem to do nicely.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on March 06, 2013, 05:59:16 PM
Can't seem to post pictures - is there a problem?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQf2QCdYovGBwnckge7NZElDAPBMJFvAzAN9f1XR3Z7Cx4yFLq_UQ&hash=613f4beba0a363d7083f092693b61f6c9b0547dc)



Works for me  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 06:43:03 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimage.org%2Fh0jzxmesd%2FGrandad_Lipscombe.jpg&hash=c53865dcd1794b4ec711931106f40a93414df563) (http://postimage.org/image/h0jzxmesd/)


Nope....  noooo:

But you posted that in 1908.   ::)

I had hair then....  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:04:10 PM
Can't seem to post pictures - is there a problem?

No.


Here. I've done the self portrait for you. angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fa7qctx2rf%2Fimage.jpg&hash=589c63ae78885e407e4638a25aeecede03b615b4) (http://postimage.org/image/a7qctx2rf/)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2013, 07:06:31 PM
No. DEFO OK. cloud9:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fwu4mio867%2Fkylie.jpg&hash=8fccca202b0d264f5d8793315c40c0c4df924cf0) (http://postimage.org/image/wu4mio867/)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 07:08:27 PM
Bless... he probably can't reach the right button....  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2013, 07:08:49 PM
Can't seem to post pictures - is there a problem?

No.


Here. I've done the self portrait for you. angel1
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fa7qctx2rf%2Fimage.jpg&hash=589c63ae78885e407e4638a25aeecede03b615b4) (http://postimage.org/image/a7qctx2rf/)

Snigger ........... whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 06, 2013, 07:28:25 PM
Is it coz I's black?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2013, 07:33:57 PM
Is it coz I's black?  rubschin:

Yes!  point:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 05:50:38 AM
Quote
Gray Web Host System Message:

03/10/2013 09:52 PM
​Dear GWH Clients,

Recently, Gray Web Host has been the victim of several targeted distributed denial of service attacks. For this reason, we are upgrading our network equipment to better prevent such attacks. The maintenance has been scheduled for March 12 2013 at 11PM -  March 13 2013 at 6AM PDT in order to avoid high traffic times. We are doing our best to minimize the potential downtime, though please do plan for potential outages within this time window. Please do not hesitate to email support@graywebhost.com if you have any questions or concerns. Thank you for your continued business.

Best Regards,
The Gray Web Host Team
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 10:50:31 AM
Quote
Gray Web Host System Message:

03/10/2013 09:52 PM
​Dear GWH Clients,

Recently, Gray Web Host has been the victim of several targeted distributed denial of service attacks. For this reason, we are upgrading our network equipment to better prevent such attacks. The maintenance has been scheduled for March 12 2013 at 11PM -  March 13 2013 at 6AM PDT in order to avoid high traffic times. We are doing our best to minimize the potential downtime, though please do plan for potential outages within this time window. Please do not hesitate to email support@graywebhost.com if you have any questions or concerns. Thank you for your continued business.

Best Regards,
The Gray Web Host Team

Was gubbed late last night.......
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 10:51:41 AM
Quote
Gray Web Host System Message:

03/10/2013 09:52 PM
​Dear GWH Clients,

Recently, Gray Web Host has been the victim of several targeted distributed denial of service attacks. For this reason, we are upgrading our network equipment to better prevent such attacks. The maintenance has been scheduled for March 12 2013 at 11PM -  March 13 2013 at 6AM PDT in order to avoid high traffic times. We are doing our best to minimize the potential downtime, though please do plan for potential outages within this time window. Please do not hesitate to email support@graywebhost.com if you have any questions or concerns. Thank you for your continued business.

Best Regards,
The Gray Web Host Team

Was gubbed late last night.......

What time...?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 10:53:15 AM
About 1ish am here......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 12:53:55 PM
About 1ish am here......... rubschin:

tar.... I'll ask them about it...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 01:04:25 PM
'Ere, wha's'appened to me avatart? Normally displays wiv me name at the top of the page - now it's gorn!


Alter Ego's OK
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 01:08:22 PM
'Ere, wha's'appened to me avatart? Normally displays wiv me name at the top of the page - now it's gorn!


Alter Ego's OK

Click the little arrow at the top right hand corner... ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2013, 01:15:11 PM
'Ere, wha's'appened to me avatart? Normally displays wiv me name at the top of the page - now it's gorn!


Alter Ego's OK

Click the little arrow at the top right hand corner... ::)


Ta muchly - hadn't spotted that little booger . . .  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 01:25:46 PM
'Ere, wha's'appened to me avatart? Normally displays wiv me name at the top of the page - now it's gorn!


Alter Ego's OK

Click the little arrow at the top right hand corner... ::)


Ta muchly - hadn't spotted that little booger . . .  redface:

hattip:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2013, 02:52:57 PM
Quote
Gray Web Host System Message:

03/10/2013 09:52 PM
​Dear GWH Clients,

Recently, Gray Web Host has been the victim of several targeted distributed denial of service attacks. For this reason, we are upgrading our network equipment to better prevent such attacks. The maintenance has been scheduled for March 12 2013 at 11PM -  March 13 2013 at 6AM PDT in order to avoid high traffic times. We are doing our best to minimize the potential downtime, though please do plan for potential outages within this time window. Please do not hesitate to email support@graywebhost.com if you have any questions or concerns. Thank you for your continued business.

Best Regards,
The Gray Web Host Team

No avoiding our 'high traffic times' then.  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on March 11, 2013, 06:39:05 PM
 rubschin: So 0600 - 1300hr's tomorrow  confused:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 09:32:45 PM
rubschin: So 0600 - 1300hr's tomorrow  confused:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 09:34:17 PM
rubschin: So 0600 - 1300hr's tomorrow  confused:

 scared2:

I can get a lie-in...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2013, 09:35:56 PM
rubschin: So 0600 - 1300hr's tomorrow  confused:

 scared2:

I can get a lie-in...... :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 04:49:12 PM
I can't reply to Steve's pm.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 05:11:41 PM
In the absence of Snoopy, t's cos he's changed his username
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 05:14:15 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 06:11:26 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username

 :thumbsup:

Yes, you have to edit out all the extra shite like....  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 06:17:17 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username

 :thumbsup:

Yes, you have to edit out all the extra shite like....  noooo:

Why ......it should be reply ........ evil:    have you gubbed it .....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 06:19:56 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username

 :thumbsup:

Yes, you have to edit out all the extra shite like....  noooo:

Why ......it should be reply ........ evil:    have you gubbed it .....

It depends...

If the new name has punctuation marks in it you can't reply... so I can't reply to TMR without editing it but I can reply to Miss C...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 06:21:34 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username

 :thumbsup:

Yes, you have to edit out all the extra shite like....  noooo:

Why ......it should be reply ........ evil:    have you gubbed it .....

It depends...

If the new name has punctuation marks in it you can't reply... so I can't reply to TMR without editing it but I can reply to Miss C...

Sorry Steve I cannot reply coz BM gubbed it .........thanks for the offer but ok for now .... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 06:24:06 PM
In the absence of Snopy, t's cos he's changed his username

 :thumbsup:

Yes, you have to edit out all the extra shite like....  noooo:

Why ......it should be reply ........ evil:    have you gubbed it .....

It depends...

If the new name has punctuation marks in it you can't reply... so I can't reply to TMR without editing it but I can reply to Miss C...

Sorry Steve I cannot reply coz BM gubbed it .........thanks for the offer but ok for now .... :thumbsup:

Just fecking edit the reply name you spazmong!  cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on March 29, 2013, 06:26:09 PM
It's just like the end of Dr Who use to be, you had to wait a week to find out what happened next  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 06:30:04 PM
It's just like the end of Dr Who use to be, you had to wait a week to find out what happened next  noooo:

[Sneak preview] BM kills spazmong Apey [/Sneak preview]
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2013, 07:48:21 PM
I'll shall edit the user name to take all all the pronouncementsiations

There's also the email option
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2013, 08:12:59 PM
The emaill option is not always available as some of our posters have used an email address in their profiles that don't actually go to them any more ....
ie "One of" addresses set up simply to join a forum and then forgotten.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 08:22:19 PM
The emaill option is not always available as some of our posters have used an email address in their profiles that don't actually go to them any more ....
ie "One of" addresses set up simply to join a forum and then forgotten.

 redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2013, 08:42:31 PM
The emaill option is not always available as some of our posters have used an email address in their profiles that don't actually go to them any more ....
ie "One of" addresses set up simply to join a forum and then forgotten.

 redface:

 point:

Spazmong...  ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2013, 08:46:54 PM
stevek1311@btinternet.com works though.  Use that for most forums.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 29, 2013, 08:48:18 PM
stevek1311@btinternet.com works though.  Use that for most forums.

 noooo:  do you know how shite e-mails you will get now........... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2013, 09:29:11 PM
not my main email account so couldn't care less

have declared it before and so far minimal junk and that from Tom Tom I reckon
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2013, 08:39:32 PM
Interesting...

We've had the postiest month ever (thanks for that stats Apey ::)) yet we've only used 35% of our allocated bandwidth from our wonderful new host!  cloud9:

Which shows what a complete, utter load of bollox iPage were telling us about it being OUR fault that the site kept falling over because we were using too much bandwidth...  noooo:

If I wasn't a gentleman I'd be inclined to say they were a complete, lying bunch of  censored:!
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on March 30, 2013, 08:45:08 PM
Three cheers for Gay Colin or whatever his name was  happ096
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2013, 08:46:20 PM
Three cheers for Gay Colin or whatever his name was  happ096

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2013, 09:17:04 PM
Interesting...

We've had the postiest month ever (thanks for that stats Apey ::)) yet we've only used 35% of our allocated bandwidth from our wonderful new host!  cloud9:

Which shows what a complete, utter load of bollox iPage were telling us about it being OUR fault that the site kept falling over because we were using too much bandwidth...  noooo:

If I wasn't a gentleman I'd be inclined to say they were a complete, lying bunch of  censored:!

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2013, 06:30:04 AM
BM.

Why are the times of the posts showing up as 3 hours behind the Smuggers? I thought they were only 2 or am I missing something.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 07:20:06 AM
BM.

Why are the times of the posts showing up as 3 hours behind the Smuggers? I thought they were only 2 or am I missing something.

Ummm...  rubschin:

The forum is on GMT and so you have to change the time offset in your profile (profile >>> Look and layout)...

As the clocks have sprung forward, the smuggers should be on +3 and the buggers on +1

OK?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2013, 07:33:46 AM
BM.

Why are the times of the posts showing up as 3 hours behind the Smuggers? I thought they were only 2 or am I missing something.

Ummm...  rubschin:

The forum is on GMT and so you have to change the time offset in your profile (profile >>> Look and layout)...

As the clocks have sprung forward, the smuggers should be on +3 and the buggers on +1

OK?

Done.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 07:35:39 AM
BM.

Why are the times of the posts showing up as 3 hours behind the Smuggers? I thought they were only 2 or am I missing something.

Ummm...  rubschin:

The forum is on GMT and so you have to change the time offset in your profile (profile >>> Look and layout)...

As the clocks have sprung forward, the smuggers should be on +3 and the buggers on +1

OK?

Done.  Thumbs:

Brilliant!

I don't know why it doesn't change automatically TBQH.... Shrugs:

I'll have a look at it....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 07:46:40 AM
It turns out to be quite complex... ::)

Our software is set to GMT - so you need an offset of two hours if you are in Cyprus and plus another hour in British Summer Time (from March 31st)...

But the server that we now run on is in San Francisco... they start Daylight Saving Time on March 10...

So basically, we'll have to manually change the offset in our profiles....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2013, 05:28:18 PM
We should have Growler-time  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2013, 06:54:39 AM
We should have Growler-time  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2013, 07:09:04 AM
am downloading tapatalk, some (more) weirdnesses with my posting should be expected
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2013, 07:14:02 AM
am downloading tapatalk, some (more) weirdnesses with my posting should be expected

 scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2013, 01:00:46 PM
We should have Growler-time  :thumbsup:

When? Next week or the week after?  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2013, 01:03:44 PM
This week  angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2013, 01:09:52 PM
Ah but would that be this week as in the week after last week or this week as in the week before next week?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2013, 01:11:26 PM
I shall let Growler arbitrate  angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2013, 01:30:26 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2013, 05:23:59 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2013, 10:23:46 AM
Site is deffo slower lately and just had a second occurrence this week of the the Apache server error message

New hosts throttling back on the service after the honeymoon?


Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 10:33:46 AM
Site is deffo slower lately and just had a second occurrence this week of the the Apache server error message

New hosts throttling back on the service after the honeymoon?

Actually I thought it was a bit slow today too...

I was waiting for somebody else to confirm before getting my spanners out....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 10:37:34 AM
I've just just repaired all the tables in the database that had 'overhead'... seems faster...?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2013, 10:46:39 AM
I've just just repaired all the tables in the database that had 'overhead'... seems faster...?
Not really

5 seconds to load "Show who's online"

7 seconds to load "Show unread posts"

Under a second on another SMF site

Going to try anther experiment.  Be back in a mo
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2013, 10:54:22 AM
Ey up

It's suddenly back to proper like  :thumbsup:

Never got to do me experiment
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 10:58:20 AM
Ey up

It's suddenly back to proper like  :thumbsup:

Never got to do me experiment

You changed back to firefox didn't you...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 23, 2013, 11:13:32 AM
 noooo:  No Firefux for my PC

was going to delete me active avatar but didn't need to
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2013, 11:32:27 AM
noooo:  No Firefux for my PC

was going to delete me active avatar but didn't need to

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 08:32:22 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:

Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2013, 08:34:03 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:

Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:

You dancing?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 08:42:11 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:

Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:

You dancing?

You askin'?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 08:47:22 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:

Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
It's worserer than ever here

slow, then slower, then slowest ever then back up to just slow

puzzlelical


Update:  and hey presto a burst of fast and a drop back to adequate

weirdical, Cyprus drain workers got at the works?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 08:49:33 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:

Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
It's worserer than ever here

slow, then slower, then slowest ever then back up to just slow

puzzlelical

Where's Computer Col' then ey? rubschin:

(problee sodded off and left us to stew after all the insults that were hurled at him.)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 24, 2013, 08:54:40 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:

Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:

You dancing?

I'm askin'


Site speed is fine here rubschin:

You askin'?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on April 24, 2013, 09:06:03 AM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:

Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
It's worserer than ever here

slow, then slower, then slowest ever then back up to just slow

puzzlelical

Where's Computer Col' then ey? rubschin:

(problee sodded off and left us to stew after all the insults that were hurled at him.)

You called him a gayer........... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 10:19:40 AM
I'll report it and see what they say....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 10:41:15 AM
Just now very fast.  Very strange
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 03:38:55 PM
It's a bit hit and miss this morning. rubschin:

Slow, then quick, then slow again. Shrugs:
It's worserer than ever here

slow, then slower, then slowest ever then back up to just slow

puzzlelical

Where's Computer Col' then ey? rubschin:

(problee sodded off and left us to stew after all the insults that were hurled at him.)

You called him a gayer........... noooo:

I NEVER did any such thing, in fact, I had a swipe at you's lot that did!! evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 03:43:25 PM
Got a response...

Quote
ATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
The server loads are looking fine on your node. I will look into this more and get back to you.

Also, can I get the error message the user received.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 03:48:25 PM
Got a response...

Quote
ATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
The server loads are looking fine on your node. I will look into this more and get back to you.

Also, can I get the error message the user received.

Dejavouz (sp) whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 04:51:48 PM
Got a response...

Quote
ATTN: Barman,
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
The server loads are looking fine on your node. I will look into this more and get back to you.

Also, can I get the error message the user received.
Guess what some prat called Steve did.  Copy the message then got distracted by summat and overwrote the clipboard.   Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 24, 2013, 07:24:24 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I have located and isolated the issue. The nightly backups service running on your node was improperly being executing and thus using an unnecessary amount of processor time. I will be getting back to you later this evening with a full report and confirmation that the issue has been fully resolved. Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention.

Kind Regards,
Colin

 eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on April 24, 2013, 07:36:40 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I have located and isolated the issue. The nightly backups service running on your node was improperly being executing and thus using an unnecessary amount of processor time. I will be getting back to you later this evening with a full report and confirmation that the issue has been fully resolved. Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention.

Kind Regards,
Colin

 eeek:

Indeed. happ096

Super duper fast tonight anyway.
Me new IP may be summat to do with that too mind..wooosh! sparkle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 07:37:27 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I have located and isolated the issue. The nightly backups service running on your node was improperly being executing and thus using an unnecessary amount of processor time. I will be getting back to you later this evening with a full report and confirmation that the issue has been fully resolved. Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention.

Kind Regards,
Colin

 eeek:
:thumbsup:

Colin prolly needs to change his name if he wants to be a legendary IT hero but he shows promise
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 04:38:25 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
Hello Barman,

We have made changes to the backup configuration on your node which should alleviate the degraded performance when the process was executing. Will you please let us know if you or any of your users report any performance issues over the next few days. Again, thank you for bringing this to our attention.

All the best,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 25, 2013, 06:15:43 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
Hello Barman,

We have made changes to the backup configuration on your node which should alleviate the degraded performance when the process was executing. Will you please let us know if you or any of your users report any performance issues over the next few days. Again, thank you for bringing this to our attention.

All the best,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

 cloud9:


I don't know any IT Techy who knows that many words, let alone can put them in an order that they make sense.  Shocked:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 06:30:01 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
Hello Barman,

We have made changes to the backup configuration on your node which should alleviate the degraded performance when the process was executing. Will you please let us know if you or any of your users report any performance issues over the next few days. Again, thank you for bringing this to our attention.

All the best,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

 cloud9:


I don't know any IT Techy who knows that many words, let alone can put them in an order that they make sense.  Shocked:

 lol: lol: lol:

Colin does...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2013, 06:56:21 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
Hello Barman,

We have made changes to the backup configuration on your node which should alleviate the degraded performance when the process was executing. Will you please let us know if you or any of your users report any performance issues over the next few days. Again, thank you for bringing this to our attention.

All the best,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

 cloud9:


I don't know any IT Techy who knows that many words, let alone can put them in an order that they make sense.  Shocked:

You are supposed to qualify that with "Except Tel of course".  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 25, 2013, 08:56:39 AM
FWIW, here, this mornering, it's like the proverbial curate's egg

Speedy quick, then a loooooooooooooong pause, then speedy slow, then back to speedy quick.   rubschin:

Mostly loooooooooooong pauses seem to be associated with making a post
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2013, 09:12:37 AM
FWIW, here, this mornering, it's like the proverbial curate's egg

Speedy quick, then a loooooooooooooong pause, then speedy slow, then back to speedy quick.   rubschin:

Mostly loooooooooooong pauses seem to be associated with making a post
Same slow slow quick quick slow performance here.  Colin must be planning to go on Strictly

No Apache server errors seen

. . .You are supposed to qualify that with "Except Tel of course".  whistle:
seconded, Tel writes sense too (probably the two of them just copy each others work)


Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2013, 09:24:19 AM
A thunk

At the bottom of each page just above Colin's ad for Gray Web Host there is a short message telling you how long it took to create the page

eg

Quote
Page created in 0.711 seconds with 12 queries

Suggest we post up any that are rather long along with time of day, what page etc
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 09:40:17 AM
A thunk

At the bottom of each page just above Colin's ad for Gray Web Host there is a short message telling you how long it took to create the page

eg

Quote
Page created in 0.711 seconds with 12 queries

Suggest we post up any that are rather long along with time of day, what page etc

Excellent plan!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 03:26:01 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
Yeah, I am seeing the load time on my end here too. I am lowering the
process priority more again. Let me know tomorrow evening how the speed
is. It is a game of keeping the I/O priority high enough to execute the
process ontime, but low enough so it doesn't affect the PHP process.


Regards,
Colin
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on April 25, 2013, 04:57:21 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
Yeah, I am seeing the load time on my end here too. I am lowering the
process priority more again. Let me know tomorrow evening how the speed
is. It is a game of keeping the I/O priority high enough to execute the
process ontime, but low enough so it doesn't affect the PHP process.


Regards,
Colin

J. Christ on a bloody piggin' bike! eeek:
Took the werds right out me mouth he did! eeek:

WOW!! Shocked:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 25, 2013, 04:58:40 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
Yeah, I am seeing the load time on my end here too. I am lowering the
process priority more again. Let me know tomorrow evening how the speed
is. It is a game of keeping the I/O priority high enough to execute the
process ontime, but low enough so it doesn't affect the PHP process.


Regards,
Colin

J. Christ on a bloody piggin' bike! eeek:
Took the werds right out me mouth he did! eeek:

WOW!! Shocked:

;D
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2013, 06:35:51 PM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
Yeah, I am seeing the load time on my end here too. I am lowering the
process priority more again. Let me know tomorrow evening how the speed
is. It is a game of keeping the I/O priority high enough to execute the
process ontime, but low enough so it doesn't affect the PHP process.


Regards,
Colin

J. Christ on a bloody piggin' bike! eeek:
Took the werds right out me mouth he did! eeek:

WOW!! Shocked:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on April 25, 2013, 07:58:46 PM
 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2013, 04:50:24 AM
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 05:23:15 AM
Quote
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
Barman,

I have made the change for the next nightly backup cycle. I am also consulting with the cPanel development staff. Please let me know how the performance is at the usual time. I will keep you updated on further progress as soon as it comes in.

Thanks,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

Okay chaps?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2013, 05:25:31 AM
Quote
Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
Barman,

I have made the change for the next nightly backup cycle. I am also consulting with the cPanel development staff. Please let me know how the performance is at the usual time. I will keep you updated on further progress as soon as it comes in.

Thanks,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

Okay chaps?

Working fine here today, yesterday was a bit slow but that might have been because they were tinkering with it like.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 05:26:20 AM
Grand!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 06:09:18 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag period.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

 scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 07:10:49 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:

It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:37:28 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:

It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 07:40:27 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:

It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:

AFFS........ whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:40:54 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:

It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:

AFFS........ whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:50:24 AM
TOO bloody fast! eeek:

It's posting me shite before I've even written it ffs! Shocked:
happy001

reet fast like.   Full turbocharge boost  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2013, 02:51:42 PM

Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy.  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 03:01:18 PM

Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is quick tho Isn't it...?

Faster than shit off a slurry-chucker!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2013, 04:16:00 PM

Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is quick tho Isn't it...?

Faster than shit off a slurry-chucker!  Thumbs:

Quicker than Apey to a handout I'd say.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 04:21:01 PM

Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1285 has been updated

Description:
I am currently working with the cPanel dev team. They are going to initiate a backup to reproduce the server load. Please excuse the brief lag.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

That's a bit disrespectful to poor Baldy.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

It is quick tho Isn't it...?

Faster than shit off a slurry-chucker!  Thumbs:

Quicker than Apey to a handout I'd say.

 evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 04:24:48 PM
Who's got the fasterest ever page loading time then?

I just got a

Page created in 0.042 seconds with 12 queries. (http://Page created in 0.042 seconds with 12 queries.)

no cheating Nick

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 05:07:27 PM
Who's got the fasterest ever page loading time then?

I just got a

Page created in 0.042 seconds with 12 queries. (http://Page created in 0.042 seconds with 12 queries.)

no cheating Nick

Well that's nowt to do with me.

I NEVER question your writted shite posts, ever. noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 05:11:38 PM
?

what are you going on about Bear?

I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on April 26, 2013, 05:13:01 PM
?

what are you going on about Bear?

I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page

You said you had 12 queries on yer post. confused:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 05:59:09 PM
?

what are you going on about Bear?

I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page

You said you had 12 queries on yer post. confused:
Banghead

Right if you go to the bottom of the page then just above this ad

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/gwhbanner.png)

you will see summat like this

Quote
Page created in 0.569 seconds with 14 queries.

It was discussed yesterday.  It shows how long the web server thingy took to prepare the data and how many database queries it had to perform to do it.   But seeing as we now have jet fuelled turboboosted VP hosting I just casually thought it might be amusing to see who could record the fastest ever like

I might have been better seeing who can be the first to discover a new chemical element.  Ursidaium anyone?



 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 06:52:05 PM
?

what are you going on about Bear?

I was thinking we could have a little compo to see who got the fastest loading page

You said you had 12 queries on yer post. confused:
Banghead

Right if you go to the bottom of the page then just above this ad

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/gwhbanner.png)

you will see summat like this

Quote
Page created in 0.569 seconds with 14 queries.

It was discussed yesterday.  It shows how long the web server thingy took to prepare the data and how many database queries it had to perform to do it.   But seeing as we now have jet fuelled turboboosted VP hosting I just casually thought it might be amusing to see who could record the fastest ever like

I might have been better seeing who can be the first to discover a new chemical element.  Ursidaium anyone?

happy001
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:30:37 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.032 seconds with 7 queries.

 whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 07:33:38 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.032 seconds with 7 queries.

 whistle:

Don't knock the gayer.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:39:34 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.032 seconds with 7 queries.

 whistle:
worthy:     for now
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:40:55 PM
meanwhile over at the Bearhouse

Quote
Penny dropped in 2.528 hours with numerous queries
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
just in

Quote
Page created in 0.031 seconds with 9 queries.

Yes I did have to refresh the page umpteen times
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:45:15 PM
just in

Quote
Page created in 0.031 seconds with 9 queries.

Yes I did have to refresh the page umpteen times

 evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:46:33 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.03 seconds with 7 queries.

Party001:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:47:24 PM
 cry:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:48:21 PM
cry:

 point:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:49:46 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.029 seconds with 9 queries

na na na nah na!


this is so sad
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2013, 07:51:27 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.029 seconds with 9 queries

na na na nah na!


this is so sad

Arse!  sad24:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2013, 07:52:35 PM
Bet Colin does it quicker

to the laydees great distapointment
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2013, 07:53:30 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.029 seconds with 9 queries

na na na nah na!


this is so sad

Arse!  sad24:

Don't use arse with queries in the same post tonight...... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2013, 04:11:17 PM
Quote
Page created in 0.029 seconds with 7 queries.

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2013, 05:31:08 PM
Thought I was going to have a "page created in 3 minutes" earlier but YET AGAIN  Banghead the wet string had dried out and interweb connection was down  evil:

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2013, 09:35:47 PM
I see that there have been over 1200 'bad behaviour' login attempts in the last week. Botnets or Nick's alter egos after a bingo card.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 04:17:07 AM
I see that there have been over 1200 'bad behaviour' login attempts in the last week. Botnets or Nick's alter egos after a bingo card.  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 09:16:06 AM
Strictly come Serving has gone back to Slow Slow Quick Quick Slow mode

Quote
Page created in 8.57 seconds with 20 queries.
eeek:

Accessing page of the Goof Morning thread just now
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 30, 2013, 09:16:12 AM
Page created in 16.46 seconds with 17 queries.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cusack.co.uk%2Fimagecache%2Fae26c0d9-8747-4c77-a52a-9f3401033663_800x800.jpg&hash=f4d79bba40a56ea315e5d0db4c8ac1c114e2f84f)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 09:19:48 AM
Page created in 16.46 seconds with 17 queries.  eeek: . . .
We have a new record breaker!
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 09:23:13 AM
and a new one!

Quote
Page created in 19.525 seconds with 22 queries.

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2013, 10:03:19 AM
Bad Behavior has blocked 1052 access attempts in the last 7 days.

Page created in 28.927 seconds with 17 queries.

 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2013, 10:06:58 AM
Bad Behavior has blocked 1052 access attempts in the last 7 days.

Page created in 28.927 seconds with 17 queries.


eeek:  You must have really upset Colin
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2013, 10:11:10 AM
Bad Behavior has blocked 1052 access attempts in the last 7 days.

Page created in 28.927 seconds with 17 queries.


eeek:  You must have really upset Colin

He was one of the bad boys who called him names..... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2013, 10:36:45 AM
It was slow 0830hr's-ish this morning, 10.?? seconds IIRC, but a lot faster at the moment, giving

Bad Behavior has blocked 1054 access attempts in the last 7 days.

Page created in 0.155 seconds with 19 queries.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2013, 01:57:54 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2013, 05:46:05 PM
Gubbed all day

Clearly only Snoopy had a clue
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Pastis on May 03, 2013, 05:48:29 PM
Awaits BM's  reasons    excuses   whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 03, 2013, 05:50:17 PM
Wot's Colin got to say  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2013, 06:18:41 PM
Wot's Colin got to say  rubschin:

Fuck all!  cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 03, 2013, 06:29:17 PM
Wot's Colin got to say  rubschin:

Fuck all!  cussing:

Is the honeymoon over then?  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2013, 06:33:51 PM
Wot's Colin got to say  rubschin:

Fuck all!  cussing:

Is the honeymoon over then?  whistle:

I hope not...  noooo:

Their site has been down for most of the day too - I assume some data centre catastrophe or DoS attack....

Will update you as soon as they respond....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on May 03, 2013, 07:13:28 PM
Would happen whilst i had nowt to do today, wun'it ey, EY? cussing:

So bored I joinerd a friggin' knittin forum, so you's might not be seeing so much of me now. cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2013, 07:16:39 PM
Would happen whilst i had nowt to do today, wun'it ey, EY? cussing:

So bored I joinerd a friggin' knittin forum, so you's might not be seeing so much of me now. cloud9:

We do knitting!  knitting:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on May 03, 2013, 07:35:56 PM
Would happen whilst i had nowt to do today, wun'it ey, EY? cussing:

So bored I joinerd a friggin' knittin forum, so you's might not be seeing so much of me now. cloud9:

We do knitting!  knitting:

I know. That's where I got the idea from.

I've learndeded all about croshuring today.
Willy warmers all 'round everyone!
Booby warmers for the gerlies...like. cloud9:

Personal measuring service available. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2013, 07:40:39 PM
Would happen whilst i had nowt to do today, wun'it ey, EY? cussing:

So bored I joinerd a friggin' knittin forum, so you's might not be seeing so much of me now. cloud9:

We do knitting!  knitting:

I know. That's where I got the idea from.

I've learndeded all about croshuring today.
Willy warmers all 'round everyone!
Booby warmers for the gerlies...like. cloud9:

Personal measuring service available. Thumbs:

no measuring required thanks you....  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2013, 07:50:20 PM
Would happen whilst i had nowt to do today, wun'it ey, EY? cussing:

So bored I joinerd a friggin' knittin forum, so you's might not be seeing so much of me now. cloud9:
You going to become of those Combat Knitters that do all sorts of daft pranks that make me laugh?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjscms.jrn.columbia.edu%2Fcns%2F2007-03-13%2Fgohil-knittinginprotest%2FfArdig_kamp__1.9MB.jpg%2Fasset.jpg&hash=5daf59dcb86b65fedbee3cc45545692ac3cddf50)
 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on May 03, 2013, 09:07:03 PM
Gubbed all day

Clearly only Snoopy had a clue

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 04:22:37 AM
Gubbed all day

Clearly only Snoopy had a clue

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 07:02:14 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1299 has been updated

Description:
Hi Barman,

We faced a 3 Gigabit per second DDOS attack on our network. The upstream provider null routed the IPs to prevent clogging and degrading of the network service. Let me know if you are still having trouble accessing your services.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2013, 07:11:54 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1299 has been updated

Description:
Hi Barman,

We faced a 3 Gigabit per second DDOS attack on our network. The upstream provider null routed the IPs to prevent clogging and degrading of the network service. Let me know if you are still having trouble accessing your services.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

I thought that would be the case  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 07:14:43 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1299 has been updated

Description:
Hi Barman,

We faced a 3 Gigabit per second DDOS attack on our network. The upstream provider null routed the IPs to prevent clogging and degrading of the network service. Let me know if you are still having trouble accessing your services.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

I thought that would be the case  redface:

I hope not...  noooo:

Their site has been down for most of the day too - I assume some data centre catastrophe or DoS attack....

Will update you as soon as they respond....  Thumbs:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2013, 09:07:53 AM
This was by no means the only site affected

But of course we was the real target.  That Hackers of no sense of Humour Hactivists again
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2013, 10:07:12 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1299 has been updated

Description:
Hi Barman,

We faced a 3 Gigabit per second DDOS attack on our network. The upstream provider null routed the IPs to prevent clogging and degrading of the network service. Let me know if you are still having trouble accessing your services.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

I thought that would be the case  redface:

I hope not...  noooo:

Their site has been down for most of the day too - I assume some data centre catastrophe or DoS attack....

Will update you as soon as they respond....  Thumbs:

 whistle:

Oooooh, so close  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 10:16:28 AM
Quote
ATTN: Barman,

Support Ticket #1299 has been updated

Description:
Hi Barman,

We faced a 3 Gigabit per second DDOS attack on our network. The upstream provider null routed the IPs to prevent clogging and degrading of the network service. Let me know if you are still having trouble accessing your services.

Regards,
Colin

----
Gray Web Host Account Manager
Colin@GrayWebHost.com

I thought that would be the case  redface:

I hope not...  noooo:

Their site has been down for most of the day too - I assume some data centre catastrophe or DoS attack....

Will update you as soon as they respond....  Thumbs:

 whistle:

Oooooh, so close  whistle:

He has a stutter!  evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2013, 10:20:18 AM
 :thumbsup: I had a tenner on that  lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 04, 2013, 10:20:54 AM
:thumbsup: I had a tenner on that  lol:

That pocket must be quite full now....  evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 04:44:30 AM
No, I don't know what happened yet....  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 18, 2013, 05:34:25 AM
Is podt trauma counselling being provided ?  sad24:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 06:10:04 AM
It was serious, there was nearly an outbreak of conversation here  scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:15:32 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

I'll try to find the reason for it.... then we can all move forward together like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 18, 2013, 06:16:48 AM
 ;D   It was Friday night so bottle of red was consumed and was watching rugby.  OMPH  surrender:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:18:44 AM
;D   It was Friday night so bottle of red was consumed and was watching rugby.  OMPH  surrender:

I drank loads-a-beer and surfed porn....  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on May 18, 2013, 07:15:14 AM
lol: lol: lol:

I'll try to find the reason for it.... then we can all move forward together like....  Thumbs:

Even deeper into oblivion. Thumbs:

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 05:33:53 PM
Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 05:57:34 PM
Shrugs:
I see your  Shrugs: and raise you a  angry041:

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 05:58:37 PM
Shrugs:
I see your  Shrugs: and raise you a  angry041:

I see your angry041: and raise you an  Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2013, 06:27:07 PM
I'll have to fold then, not sure if anything beats a  Banghead

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:29:50 PM
I'll have to fold then, not sure if anything beats a  Banghead

Good call - I had three of those....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:30:15 PM
Double six!
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:31:20 PM
Double six!


Nooooo..... double-bricks! happy001
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2013, 06:42:54 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 06:45:52 PM
tunble:

 evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2013, 09:56:38 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 09:59:18 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:

*taps watch*
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2013, 10:00:37 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:

*taps watch*

I know can't believe you're up ........ Shocked:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:02:28 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:

*taps watch*

I know can't believe you're up ........ Shocked:

Tis the most important pub night of the year like....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2013, 10:05:10 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:

*taps watch*

I know can't believe you're up ........ Shocked:

Tis the most important pub night of the year like....  :thumbsup:

Someone used the donate button....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:07:00 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:

*taps watch*

I know can't believe you're up ........ Shocked:

Tis the most important pub night of the year like....  :thumbsup:

Someone used the donate button....... rubschin:

No....  sad24:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 18, 2013, 10:25:47 PM
Back at last....... :thumbsup:

*taps watch*

I know can't believe you're up ........ Shocked:

Tis the most important pub night of the year like....  :thumbsup:

Someone used the donate button....... rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2013, 10:26:49 PM
Werked perfick tonight like - did us proud!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: boogs on May 18, 2013, 10:33:05 PM
Werked perfick tonight like - did us proud!  cloud9:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 06:44:36 AM
News just in...

Quote
Hi Barman,
There was a DDOS attack targetting a clients website and unfortunately degrading network performance until the IP was null routed and then routed again when the attack was stopped. We are in the process of speaking with the client about additional measures.

Regards,
Colin
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2013, 07:00:07 AM
Following a thorough survey they will be moving forward together to ensure this doesn't happen again like  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 07:02:39 AM
Following a thorough survey they will be moving forward together to ensure this doesn't happen again like  whistle:

I'm sure lessons have been learnt too....  Thumbs:

We'll stick with them tho - we don't want to be out of the frying pan and into the fire like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 19, 2013, 07:11:22 AM
Pan fried  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2013, 07:34:38 AM
Pan fried  rubschin:

We makes a great team like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 05:56:07 AM
Looks like we have a new host after all....  rubschin:

Quote
Gray Web Host System Message:

05/20/2013 06:02 PM
Dear Valued Customers,

We are happy to announce that GrayWebHost.com has been acquired by CoreISP.net Corporation.
After much consideration, we have determined that the situation with the downtimes as a result of DDoS attacks has deteriorated the level of quality. We wished to guarantee the uptime and quality you expect of us, but sadly couldn't adequately withstand the severe attacks due to the resources required to counter such sophisticated large-scale attacks. The acquisition should offer more protection from these attacks and a timely, permanent solution thanks to the effort of CoreISP.net's large scale infrastructure.

What will change for me?

In essence you will not observe a significant change. CoreISP's hosting products are offered at the same high level of quality bundled with premier customer service. What will change for you is the people answering your support questions, but that will be in the same friendly and personal approach you are acquainted with.
What will also change is the server your account is hosted on. To deflect the attacks, CoreISP.net is planning to spread impacted accounts over multiple servers. The speed, server support, uptime and general quality will not be degraded in any way. Most will not even notice, apart from a few minutes of downtime, that accounts were even migrated. Clients will be notified within ample time of the maintenance window. CoreISP.net will also keep the same pricing structure and the Gray Web Host brand into the considerable future.
Another change is, unfortunately, that due to PayPal's security policy all subscriptions will be removed as a result of the acquisition. Our order system will ask you to opt back in when a payment will be due again. We sincerely apologize for this inconvenience.

Rest assured, you will be in good hands: we have the utmost confidence that this transition is in the best interest of our clients.

I, Colin, would like to thank all of you for your continuous support even through the difficult times during the attacks on our infrastructure. It has been my absolute pleasure working with everyone of you while watching all of your communities and sites grow. It is with a heavy heart that I let go of something I passionately worked for, but I can't emphasize enough that this acquisition is in the best interest of you, the client, for whom I care so much!

If you have any questions or comments, please feel more than free to open a support ticket.
You are also welcome to send a email directly to CoreISP's CEO, Liroy van Hoewijk, at liroy@coreisp.net for questions about this acquisition and/or introductions should you want this.
Liroy will take his time soon to introduce himself to you along with the other staff that will be assigned to give 24/7/365 support.

Sincerely,
Colin Schoen
Liroy van Hoewijk (CEO, CoreISP.net Corporation) 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 21, 2013, 06:16:04 AM
Moves £10 from left to right pocket that CoreISP.net Corporation were doing the DDoS attacks  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 06:53:35 AM
Moves £10 from left to right pocket that CoreISP.net Corporation were doing the DDoS attacks  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

* checks operation of Donate button *
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 21, 2013, 06:55:22 AM
Now go and wash all that dust off yer fingers  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 06:56:12 AM
Now go and wash all that dust off yer fingers  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:


 evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2013, 08:28:10 AM
Looks like Colin is retiring. Has he put a request in for membership of The Smug Club?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2013, 08:32:57 AM
Looks like Colin is retiring. Has he put a request in for membership of The Smug Club?  rubschin:

Not yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2013, 06:18:16 AM
Clearly lessons were not learned like  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 06:43:38 AM
Clearly lessons were not learned like  noooo:

We haven't moved forward at all have we...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on May 22, 2013, 08:44:46 AM
Clearly lessons were not learned like  noooo:

We haven't moved forward at all have we...?  noooo:

Indeed.

Liroy is the new gubmeister now then, meaning Colin has  simply 'given up' by the sounds of it.  rubschin:

May be becoming gubbed more regulary, (3 within the last week iirc) but at least it's still fairly quick loading during those ungubberation moments. :thumbsup:

On a plus note. I'm really catching up on me knittin'. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2013, 08:49:14 AM
Clearly lessons were not learned like  noooo:

We haven't moved forward at all have we...?  noooo:
well not at this present moment, do we need  a paradigm shift  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 06:41:08 PM
Quote
Dear valued customer,

Logging in through this link is no longer possible.


To login to your cPanel, please use "http://yourdomain.com/cpanel".
For example, if your domain would be "graywebhostiscool.com" then you will visit http://www.graywebhostiscool.com/cpanel (http://www.graywebhostiscool.com/cpanel)
The system will then redirect you and prompt you for login.

URL examples:
http://yourdomain.com/cpanel (http://yourdomain.com/cpanel) (cPanel)
http://yourdomain.com/webmail (http://yourdomain.com/webmail) (webmail)
Mail server: mail.yourdomain.com (IMAP, POP3, SMTP)
FTP server: ftp.yourdomain.com

Should you have any problems, please open a support ticket.
Thank you!

Needless to say that doesn't work!  Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2013, 08:20:54 PM
 evil: evil: evil:

We appear to have changed IP address again and the BT auto DNS server knows nuffin  Banghead

The Google public one does  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on May 24, 2013, 10:39:16 PM
Summat clearly not quite right 'ere ey? noooo:
Is that now 5 gubberations in the last 2 weeks?

Woz Liroy got to say about it then ey? rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2013, 10:42:50 PM
the postible good news is that we were told there would be a change as part of he changeover to the all new DDOS resistant hosting.  problem is it take ISPs variable lengths of time to work it out and until your ISP does (or you use a better updated DNS service) you can't access the site
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: GROWLER on May 24, 2013, 10:58:44 PM
the postible good news is that we were told there would be a change as part of he changeover to the all new DDOS resistant hosting.  problem is it take ISPs variable lengths of time to work it out and until your ISP does (or you use a better updated DNS service) you can't access the site

Oh, I see. whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 04:45:28 AM
the postible good news is that we were told there would be a change as part of he changeover to the all new DDOS resistant hosting.  problem is it take ISPs variable lengths of time to work it out and until your ISP does (or you use a better updated DNS service) you can't access the site

Oh, I see. whistle:

 ::) I don't understand any of it either...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 05:44:39 AM
Steve has it right...

There was another attack last night which brought the site down.

However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).

Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...

Hopefully, all is now well....

Barman XXX
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on May 25, 2013, 06:09:22 AM
Steve has it right...

There was another attack last night which brought the site down.

However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).

Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...

Hopefully, all is now well....

Barman XXX

 Gayer:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 06:15:19 AM
Steve has it right...

There was another attack last night which brought the site down.

However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).

Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...

Hopefully, all is now well....

Barman XXX

 Gayer:

I thought you'd like it sweetie....  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 06:23:42 AM
Steve has it right...

There was another attack last night which brought the site down.

However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).

Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...

Hopefully, all is now well....

Barman XXX

Thank you BM  ..... I can understand plain English    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 06:25:00 AM
Steve has it right...

There was another attack last night which brought the site down.

However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).

Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...

Hopefully, all is now well....

Barman XXX

Thank you BM  ..... I can understand plain English    :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2013, 10:43:39 AM
Steve has it right... . . .
Fings you don't often read #24
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2013, 11:19:54 AM
Steve has it right... . . .
Fings you don't often read #24

 ;D
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: boogs on May 25, 2013, 02:17:03 PM
Steve has it right...

There was another attack last night which brought the site down.

However, as they had already moved the administration servers I was still able to communicate with them this time (i.e. their site was still working).

Anyhoo... while the old site was under attack they moved our site to a new server...

Hopefully, all is now well....

Barman XXX

Thank you BM  ..... I can understand plain English    :thumbsup:

 cloud9:

 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 04:53:18 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:

Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 04:56:21 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:

Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47

 Shrugs:

I got the same but they came through......... rubschin:



Waste of 2 quid  cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 05:19:40 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:

Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47

 Shrugs:

I got the same but they came through......... rubschin:



Waste of 2 quid  cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 06:16:14 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:

Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47

 Shrugs:

It is an Tapatalk problem...

I need to remove the old version and re-install the new version...

We ( me and the Tapatalk people) have created a new install file that should resolve all of the problems... I just need to find some quiet time and try it...

Meanwhile (as you have discovered) the messages go through even tho you get the fatal error message...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 06:18:48 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:

Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47

 Shrugs:

It is an Tapatalk problem...

I need to remove the old version and re-install the new version...

We ( me and the Tapatalk people) have created a new install file that should resolve all of the problems... I just need to find some quiet time and try it...

Meanwhile (as you have discovered) the messages go through even tho you get the fatal error message...

When I saw the fatal error I thought a death had occurred and wished I had sent Nick a PM instead.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 06:20:27 PM
Just tried replying to a PM twice and got this both times:

Fatal error: Cannot redeclare tapatalk_push_reply() (previously declared in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php:3) in /home/wwwvirqs/public_html/SMF/mobiquo/push_hook.php on line 47

 Shrugs:

It is an Tapatalk problem...

I need to remove the old version and re-install the new version...

We ( me and the Tapatalk people) have created a new install file that should resolve all of the problems... I just need to find some quiet time and try it...

Meanwhile (as you have discovered) the messages go through even tho you get the fatal error message...

When I saw the fatal error I thought a death had occurred and wished I had sent Nick a PM instead.

happy002
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2013, 06:29:58 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 06:30:46 PM
evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 27, 2013, 08:18:27 PM
I don't get an error message 8)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2013, 08:21:03 PM
I don't get an error message 8)

I don't suppose anybody wants to speak top you.... ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:26:39 PM
I don't get an error message 8)

I don't suppose anybody wants to speak top you.... ::)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 27, 2013, 08:42:36 PM
I don't get an error message 8)

I don't suppose anybody wants to speak top you.... ::)

You still up?
Title: Re: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2013, 08:55:02 PM
I don't get an error message 8)

I don't suppose anybody wants to speak top you.... ::)

You still up?

Feckin amazing....but I think he has escaped into the garage tonight.

When LL finds out he will not be on here for about a week.  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2014, 04:33:38 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 04:38:19 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:

For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2014, 05:18:40 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:

For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect.  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 05:19:22 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:

For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect.  noooo:

You could be right Darwin.....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2014, 05:21:19 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:

For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect.  noooo:

You could be right Darwin.....  rubschin:

That dodgy donate feature...... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2014, 05:21:32 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:

For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect.  noooo:

You could be right Darwin.....  rubschin:
Shocked:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 05:22:50 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:

For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect.  noooo:

You could be right Darwin.....  rubschin:

That dodgy donate feature...... noooo:

Oh noes, we know it isn't related to that - nobody ever clicks it.... ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2014, 05:26:24 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:

For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect.  noooo:

You could be right Darwin.....  rubschin:

That dodgy donate feature...... noooo:

Oh noes, we know it isn't related to that - nobody ever clicks it.... ::)

I was gonna but it was gubbed....... whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2014, 05:32:37 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:

For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect.  noooo:

You could be right Darwin.....  rubschin:

That dodgy donate feature...... noooo:

Oh noes, we know it isn't related to that - nobody ever clicks it.... ::)

I was gonna but it was gubbed....... whistle:

::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2014, 06:03:18 PM
It was gubbed.......... rubschin:

For a short while - I dunno why.... Shrugs:
You messing around with that Amazon banner I expect.  noooo:

You could be right Darwin.....  rubschin:

That dodgy donate feature...... noooo:

Oh noes, we know it isn't related to that - nobody ever clicks it.... ::)
evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2014, 12:04:52 PM
tipsy says the 'unread posts' link isn't updating.... anybody else have the problem? it is werking for me like...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimg.org%2Fbbv8uwmzb%2FPicnic_Bar.jpg&hash=329302c1d076f92d733b6ccbbdc85b1c333d0071) (http://postimg.org/image/bbv8uwmzb/)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 01, 2014, 12:10:51 PM
working here
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 01, 2014, 01:58:56 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 01, 2014, 06:18:43 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2014, 06:49:26 PM
 eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 01, 2014, 07:56:51 PM
eyes: eyes: eyes:

I think Nick's sanity check bounced  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2014, 11:39:37 AM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on February 02, 2014, 12:15:52 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Ftx6kxh0iz%2Fpicnic_x_24.jpg&hash=648daea4753b08cb49d4e2e1301156e87eff39c2) (http://postimg.org/image/tx6kxh0iz/)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 12:46:05 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Those links don't work for me (as in do anything useful)

This one at the top of every screen does: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)

So I assumed that was what was referred to. 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2014, 01:26:27 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Those links don't work for me (as in do anything useful)

This one at the top of every screen does: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)

So I assumed that was what was referred to.

Steve+Tipsy

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_EOQ-1KomgbA%2FSnJs00jT7WI%2FAAAAAAAAAvE%2FpgY7wVtO9F4%2Fs400%2Fpicnic.JPG&hash=085ba3650a4166dbc9ed078cf250112e13e4e154)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 01:30:53 PM
Haven't you got some turnips to save from drowning DS?

The Show Unread Topics (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread) works fine for me

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2014, 01:55:07 PM
http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/148302/torshi-left-turnips (http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/148302/torshi-left-turnips)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 02:42:40 PM
http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/148302/torshi-left-turnips (http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/148302/torshi-left-turnips)
noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 02, 2014, 02:46:25 PM
http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/148302/torshi-left-turnips (http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-life-and-religion/148302/torshi-left-turnips)
noooo:

Shouldn't this be in "Restaurant"?

Just asking . . .
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2014, 03:06:27 PM
I didn't start this turnip frenzy  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 03:15:18 PM
Indeed.  We should start a Nick is Innocent OK campaign
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2014, 03:17:37 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 02, 2014, 05:52:33 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Those links don't work for me (as in do anything useful)

This one at the top of every screen does: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)

So I assumed that was what was referred to.

Steve+Tipsy

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_EOQ-1KomgbA%2FSnJs00jT7WI%2FAAAAAAAAAvE%2FpgY7wVtO9F4%2Fs400%2Fpicnic.JPG&hash=085ba3650a4166dbc9ed078cf250112e13e4e154)

I think you must have the gold edges deluxe super version of the pub cos I can't see those on my view.   rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2014, 09:57:28 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Those links don't work for me (as in do anything useful)

This one at the top of every screen does: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)

So I assumed that was what was referred to.

Steve+Tipsy

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_EOQ-1KomgbA%2FSnJs00jT7WI%2FAAAAAAAAAvE%2FpgY7wVtO9F4%2Fs400%2Fpicnic.JPG&hash=085ba3650a4166dbc9ed078cf250112e13e4e154)

I think you must have the gold edges deluxe super version of the pub cos I can't see those on my view.   rubschin:
I expect you have no "Donate" button either.  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: boogs on February 02, 2014, 10:55:10 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)

Why don't I have those buttons either  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2014, 11:01:36 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)

Why don't I have those buttons either  rubschin:

You get the posh buttons after you use the donate button........ Thumbs:


30 pence well spent ..... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 11:05:54 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)

Why don't I have those buttons either  rubschin:

bet you do, they're on the index page

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: boogs on February 02, 2014, 11:11:26 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)

Why don't I have those buttons either  rubschin:

bet you do, they're on the index page

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)

 redface:     Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar    Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 11:49:16 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)

Why don't I have those buttons either  rubschin:

bet you do, they're on the index page

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)

 redface:     Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar    Thumbs:
So does everyone else except Darwin
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: boogs on February 02, 2014, 11:52:16 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection link=topic=11304.msg499750#msg499750 date=t
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

 Thumbs:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)

Why don't I have those buttons either  rubschin:

bet you do, they're on the index page

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)

 redface:     Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar    Thumbs:
So does everyone else except Darwin
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2014, 06:06:52 AM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)
Those links don't work for me (as in do anything useful)

This one at the top of every screen does: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)

So I assumed that was what was referred to.

Steve+Tipsy

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_EOQ-1KomgbA%2FSnJs00jT7WI%2FAAAAAAAAAvE%2FpgY7wVtO9F4%2Fs400%2Fpicnic.JPG&hash=085ba3650a4166dbc9ed078cf250112e13e4e154)

happy001
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 09:52:07 AM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)

Why don't I have those buttons either  rubschin:

bet you do, they're on the index page

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)

 redface:     Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar    Thumbs:
So does everyone else except Darwin

The Imperial Premium version of VP has no buttons at the top beside the Avatar.  ::)

I think the +/- buttons are intended to be pressed for you by domestic staff.

The pages are all crisply ironed as well.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2014, 09:57:17 AM
 :thumbsup:

I shall have to investigate this idea of domestic staff

Please tell me you don't have to pay them
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 10:01:46 AM
:thumbsup:

I shall have to investigate this idea of domestic staff

Please tell me you don't have to pay them
Shrugs: I have no idea. The estate manager deals with all that sort of thing.
Shall I ask him for you?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2014, 10:23:53 AM
:thumbsup:

I shall have to investigate this idea of domestic staff

Please tell me you don't have to pay them
Shrugs: I have no idea. The estate manager deals with all that sort of thing.
Shall I ask him for you?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 03, 2014, 10:57:20 AM
:thumbsup:

I shall have to investigate this idea of domestic staff

Please tell me you don't have to pay them
Shrugs: I have no idea. The estate manager deals with all that sort of thing.
Shall I ask him for you?
lol:

You only have the ONE estate manager now?  So sad but we've all had to make cutbacks, cook says we now won't be having any turnips this year.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2014, 05:14:49 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)

Why don't I have those buttons either  rubschin:

bet you do, they're on the index page

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)

 redface:     Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar    Thumbs:
So does everyone else except Darwin

The Imperial Premium version of VP has no buttons at the top beside the Avatar.  ::)

I think the +/- buttons are intended to be pressed for you by domestic staff.

The pages are all crisply ironed as well.  :thumbsup:

Is that pre metric?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 03, 2014, 05:59:35 PM
Is she clicking the +/- to the right of the werds, rather than the werds themselves?

She wouldn't be the first.  redface:

What + or - ?

doh:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimg.org%2Fbrg4gz6lz%2FUnread_posts.jpg&hash=822ecd098c8a53a9708baa4fe92221e89ba0ce9e) (http://postimg.org/image/brg4gz6lz/)

Why don't I have those buttons either  rubschin:

bet you do, they're on the index page

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php)

 redface:     Never noticed them before always use the ones at the top beside my avatar    Thumbs:
So does everyone else except Darwin

The Imperial Premium version of VP has no buttons at the top beside the Avatar.  ::)

I think the +/- buttons are intended to be pressed for you by domestic staff.

The pages are all crisply ironed as well.  :thumbsup:

Is that pre metric?  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ften-commandments.us%2Ften_commandments%2Fimages%2FprodDetail1.jpg&hash=e48f7654ddc98b63f4490d682a0bae004bff4894)
 :thumbsup:

Analogue as well.  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 04:15:34 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 24, 2014, 04:19:36 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:
Fine here.

It must be your dodgy laptop uploading all your details to the Russian Mafia.  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 24, 2014, 04:24:43 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:
Fine here.

It must be your dodgy laptop uploading all your details to the Russian Mafia.  whistle:

Zoomy-zoom here!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 04:30:05 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:
Fine here.

It must be your dodgy laptop uploading all your details to the Russian Mafia.  whistle:

Zoomy-zoom here!  cloud9:

Better now........next door arrived back today.... rubschin: how do you check if someone is on your intermong .... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 24, 2014, 05:55:10 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:
Fine here.

It must be your dodgy laptop uploading all your details to the Russian Mafia.  whistle:


Zoomy-zoom here!  cloud9:

Better now........next door arrived back today.... rubschin: how do you check if someone is on your intermong .... rubschin:

There should be a Network icon on your Desktop.  Double click it and it should show all that's connected to your interweb modem network
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 24, 2014, 06:08:11 PM
Is BM playing with his levers... rubschin: slower than Baldy going to the bar... noooo:
Fine here.

It must be your dodgy laptop uploading all your details to the Russian Mafia.  whistle:


Zoomy-zoom here!  cloud9:

Better now........next door arrived back today.... rubschin: how do you check if someone is on your intermong .... rubschin:

There should be a Network icon on your Desktop.  Double click it and it should show all that's connected to your interweb modem network

 Thumbs: cheers
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2014, 09:36:14 PM
Where's the "recent unread topics" link gone?

 cry:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2014, 09:48:34 PM
Where's the "recent unread topics" link gone?

 cry:

Mine went last week... evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2014, 09:52:30 PM
It's just not good enough

It's the most used link

As a sort of stop gap you could click this and then bookmark it

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=unread)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2014, 10:20:38 AM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 10:32:43 AM
Please can the spanner restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

 whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2014, 10:52:29 AM
Please can the spanner restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

 whistle:

 lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2014, 10:56:10 AM
 ::)   never let children use keyboards

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2014, 10:59:15 AM
::)   never let children use keyboards

I think that was what Apey was implying.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 12:58:06 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2014, 01:04:03 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 01:12:25 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 01:13:52 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?

Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 01:15:42 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?

Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:

Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 01:18:54 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?

Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:

Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....

My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 01:31:46 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?

Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:

Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....

My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:


You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 01:43:05 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?

Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:

Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....

My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:


You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....

Sorted ... Thumbs:  but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 01:45:22 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?

Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:

Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....

My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:


You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....

Sorted ... Thumbs:  but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:

I suspect it is a PICNIC error.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2014, 01:48:13 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?

Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:

Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....

My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:


You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....

Sorted ... Thumbs:  but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:

I suspect it is a PICNIC error.....  whistle:

For all of us ....... noooo:  more like a spanner in the works,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2014, 01:50:42 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?

Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:

Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....

My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:


You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....

Sorted ... Thumbs:  but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:

I suspect it is a PICNIC error.....  whistle:

For all of us ....... noooo:  more like a spanner in the works,,,,,, whistle:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 28, 2014, 04:50:31 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?

Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:

Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....

My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:


You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....

Sorted ... Thumbs:  but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:

I suspect it is a PICNIC error.....  whistle:

For all of us ....... noooo:  more like a spanner in the works,,,,,, whistle:

Shrugs:
Shrugs: here too but much ta for the fix even if it didn't need the IT spanners

And next time you have the IIT spanners out a repeat of that link at the bottom of the page would be most welcome please as that's where the screen ends after you posted.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2014, 04:53:02 PM
Please can the man with the IT spanners restore the "recent unread topics" link at the top of the page


And if he's feeling really kind a mirror link of same at the bottom of the page would be really useful too please

I haven't changed anything.... where was this link before....? Shrugs:
There used to be 3 links in the area above the donate button.  One of them was the bestest one as  you clicked it and it came back with a refreshed list of topics you hadn't read since last post in them

Well I never....  rubschin:

Not 'Unread posts since your last visit'....?

Both....I think it was the same prob as Tipsy........ rubschin:

Well, I can see 'Unread posts since your last visit' next to my avatart....

My avatart has also gone as well as Miss T ... rubschin:


You have to click the down arrow in the top right-hand corner....

Sorted ... Thumbs:  but why did it change for all of us,.... rubschin:

I suspect it is a PICNIC error.....  whistle:

Problem In Cyprus Not In Computer?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 06, 2014, 04:50:13 PM
How come it's gone all weird?

Sometimes lightning speedy quick then all speedy slooow . . . .

WTF's going on? BM been twiddling the knob again? Or playing with the levers?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2014, 04:51:01 PM
How come it's gone all weird?

Sometimes lightning speedy quick then all speedy slooow . . . .

WTF's going on? BM been twiddling the knob again? Or playing with the levers?   rubschin:

Speedy-fast-quick here....  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 06, 2014, 04:57:06 PM
How come it's gone all weird?

Sometimes lightning speedy quick then all speedy slooow . . . .

WTF's going on? BM been twiddling the knob again? Or playing with the levers?   rubschin:

Speedy-fast-quick here....  whistle:

Definitely a variable feast here - just like easter . . . . .         evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 04:59:11 PM
Very slow here.  noooo:

I just thought it might be CYTA messing around with the broadband speeds.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2014, 05:02:56 PM
Very slow here.  noooo:

I just thought it might be CYTA messing around with the broadband speeds.

Up n down here (speed  ::) ) ....thought CYTA were on strike again....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 05:17:12 PM
Very slow here.  noooo:

I just thought it might be CYTA messing around with the broadband speeds.

Up n down here (speed  ::) ) ....thought CYTA were on strike again....

AFFS!  cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2014, 06:00:21 PM
It completely died about 1 am this morning
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 06:22:46 PM
It completely died about 1 am this morning

I sell tablets and jelly for that.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 06, 2014, 06:24:21 PM
It completely died about 1 am this morning

I sell tablets and jelly for that.  Thumbs:

Thought they had passed their swell-by date,...... whistle:


Yeah I know.. redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 06:28:44 PM
It completely died about 1 am this morning

I sell tablets and jelly for that.  Thumbs:

Thought they had passed their swell-by date,...... whistle:


Yeah I know.. redface:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2014, 07:22:05 PM
It completely died about 1 am this morning

I sell tablets and jelly for that.  Thumbs:
::)

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2014, 07:25:47 PM
It completely died about 1 am this morning

I sell tablets and jelly for that.  Thumbs:
::)

 lol: lol: lol:

Discount for VP members.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 06, 2014, 07:28:59 PM
It completely died about 1 am this morning

I sell tablets and jelly for that.  Thumbs:
::)

 lol: lol: lol:

Discount for VP members.  Thumbs:
"VP members"  lol: lol: lol:

meantime anyone know why did the VP site shut down (died) for about 15 minutes last night?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2014, 07:35:44 PM
Well, it has been speedy-fast-quick all day here... In fact, all week here....

So, I've no idea what the problem might have been....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2014, 12:36:59 PM
Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2014, 12:41:47 PM
Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster

incontinence......... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on March 07, 2014, 05:23:23 PM
Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster

incontinence......... noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2014, 10:34:52 PM
Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster

incontinence......... noooo:

That's right, spell it out for the hard of thinking.  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2014, 10:38:42 PM
Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster

incontinence......... noooo:

That's right, spell it out for the hard of thinking.  redface:

I had to spell cqeck it.... redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2014, 10:48:38 PM
Still very slow here. I have puddles that dry up faster

incontinence......... noooo:

That's right, spell it out for the hard of thinking.  redface:

I had to spell cqeck it.... redface:
You cqeck bounced.  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2014, 07:26:29 AM
Seems a bit gubbed this morning  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2014, 08:48:37 AM
Seems a bit gubbed this morning  noooo:
OK here.

It must be the snow on your lines.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2014, 10:35:42 AM
Seems a bit gubbed this morning  noooo:

PICNIC...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2014, 11:55:04 AM
Seems a bit gubbed this morning  noooo:

PICNIC...  whistle:

PIGPEN





Problem Is Ginger People Especially Nick
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2014, 12:08:02 PM
Seems a bit gubbed this morning  noooo:

PICNIC...  whistle:

PIGPEN





Problem Is Ginger People Especially Nick

happy001
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2014, 12:11:32 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2014, 10:24:00 PM
it's been gubbed...... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on June 24, 2014, 10:37:14 PM
a gubber horrorshow

I had to go to a serious web site


For BM

Quote from: the interweb
Oops! Google Chrome could not find www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com)

Try reloading the page
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2014, 10:38:25 PM
a gubber horrorshow

I had to go to a serious web site


For BM

Quote from: the interweb
Oops! Google Chrome could not find www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com)

Try reloading the page

sleeping......... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2014, 04:53:58 AM
Shrugs:

Werking fine now like.....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2014, 09:37:34 AM
Tis been like it about a week. Last night was the worsted

Sun still rises though


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Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2014, 09:53:19 AM
Tis been like it about a week. Last night was the worsted

Sun still rises though


______________________________
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At what time...?

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Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2014, 02:45:30 PM
Tis been like it about a week. Last night was the worsted

Sun still rises though


______________________________
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At what time...?

Sent from my Moto G using Tapatalk
Last night's was about 11 pm BST

Will keep a log if it happens again
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2014, 03:18:49 PM
Tis been like it about a week. Last night was the worsted

Sun still rises though


______________________________
Your local friendly tapatalking heretic
At what time...?

Sent from my Moto G using Tapatalk
Last night's was about 11 pm BST

Will keep a log if it happens again

Tar!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2014, 09:32:06 PM
Been gubbed for about 2 hours,,,,,,,,, evil:....... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 23, 2014, 09:43:21 PM
Been gubbed for about 2 hours,,,,,,,,, evil:....... noooo:
totally ent-fucked it was

not enough shillings in the meter?


Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2014, 09:45:46 PM
Been gubbed for about 2 hours,,,,,,,,, evil:....... noooo:
totally ent-fucked it was

not enough shillings in the meter?

More likely BM fiddling with the knobs.  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2014, 09:46:42 PM
Been gubbed for about 2 hours,,,,,,,,, evil:....... noooo:
totally ent-fucked it was

not enough shillings in the meter?

More likely BM fiddling with the knobs.  noooo:


He should phone Justin......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2014, 09:52:32 PM
Been gubbed for about 2 hours,,,,,,,,, evil:....... noooo:
totally ent-fucked it was

not enough shillings in the meter?

More likely BM fiddling with the knobs.  noooo:


He should phone Justin......... Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2014, 10:00:40 PM
Back up again but getting on to the main page was as slow as Apey opening his wallet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on July 23, 2014, 10:08:53 PM
Back up again but getting on to the main page was as slow as Apey opening his wallet...  noooo:

Same here.

Gubbed.  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2014, 10:34:37 PM
Seems to be back to normal now, or what passes for normality here.  lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2014, 04:50:18 AM
All my websites broke....  cry:

Servers in San Francisco must have crashed or summat.... Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 24, 2014, 06:57:46 AM
Those bloody fault lines  scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 24, 2014, 07:08:01 AM
Those bloody fault lines  scared2:

That'll be the ones BM phones when the VP goes down  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2014, 07:18:48 AM
Gouda Morning Uncle  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2014, 07:20:41 AM
Those bloody fault lines  scared2:

That'll be the ones BM phones when the VP goes down  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2014, 02:25:06 AM
Has BM been twiddling the knobs while nobody is looking....  scared2:

Quote
Barman    02:18:45 AM   Viewing the board index of The Virtual Pub.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2014, 03:10:21 AM
Has BM been twiddling the knobs while nobody is looking....  scared2:

Quote
Barman    02:18:45 AM   Viewing the board index of The Virtual Pub.

Tapa talk shite//////// noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2014, 03:22:24 AM
He got it as a freebie so he is bound to use it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2014, 12:40:32 PM
Bit slow this arvo.....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Bit slow this arvo.....?  rubschin:

Couldn't get in for a while....... evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2014, 12:58:32 PM
Bit slow this arvo.....?  rubschin:

Couldn't get in for a while....... evil:

That owld excuse.... ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2014, 01:12:28 PM
Bit slow this arvo.....?  rubschin:

Couldn't get in for a while....... evil:

That owld excuse.... ::)

It's gubbed........ noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2014, 01:18:08 PM
Bit slow this arvo.....?  rubschin:

Couldn't get in for a while....... evil:

That owld excuse.... ::)

It's gubbed........ noooo:

it has been a bit up and down this past hour....  evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2014, 01:44:26 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2014, 01:56:49 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

Wot he said ^^^^^^ cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2014, 01:57:23 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

Wot he said ^^^^^^ cussing:

What a complete pile of owld shite.....  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on October 07, 2014, 02:01:24 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

Wot he said ^^^^^^ cussing:

What a complete pile of owld shite.....  noooo:

Shout at the gayer........ cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 05:56:07 PM
It's been gubbed......... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:58:25 PM
Werking fine here like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 05:59:48 PM
It must be werking fine....

Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
It must be werking fine....

Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)

Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin:  tried other sites all ok ......
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 06:08:32 PM
It must be werking fine....

Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)

Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin:  tried other sites all ok ......

Same here.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 06:11:06 PM
It must be werking fine....

Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)

Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin:  tried other sites all ok ......

Same here.

BM gubbed it.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2014, 06:14:18 PM
It must be werking fine....

Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)

Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin:  tried other sites all ok ......

Same here.

BM gubbed it.......... noooo:

Afternoon nap?  rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2014, 06:16:13 PM
It must be werking fine....

Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)

Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin:  tried other sites all ok ......

Same here.

BM gubbed it.......... noooo:

Afternoon nap?  rubschin: rubschin:

Seems OK over paid broadband.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2014, 06:17:46 PM
It must be werking fine....

Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)

Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin:  tried other sites all ok ......

Same here.

BM gubbed it.......... noooo:

Afternoon nap?  rubschin: rubschin:

Seems OK over paid broadband.  rubschin:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2014, 06:18:19 PM
It must be werking fine....

Nick posts "gubbed" on Faceache 0.1mS after it stops werking.... ::)

Couldn't get on for ten minutes......... rubschin:  tried other sites all ok ......

Same here.

BM gubbed it.......... noooo:

Afternoon nap?  rubschin: rubschin:

Seems OK over paid broadband.  rubschin:

 cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 06:41:33 PM
All fixed....  angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 04, 2015, 06:43:44 PM
All fixed....  angel1



 cussing:  I thought it was something to do with the power out...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2015, 06:45:23 PM
WHO fixed it??? whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 04, 2015, 06:49:45 PM
WHO fixed it??? whistle:

 angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on February 04, 2015, 07:00:41 PM
WHO fixed it??? whistle:

 angel1

No, Liroy . . .
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 04, 2015, 07:07:58 PM
All fixed....  angel1
happ096 

Useful website for times like this:

http://www.websitenotworking.com/virtual-pub.com (http://www.websitenotworking.com/virtual-pub.com)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 03:34:36 AM
 cussing:  just back.......
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 05, 2015, 10:19:29 AM
cussing:  just back.......
BM needs to tell his neighbour not to turn their interweb off
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2015, 03:19:56 PM
cussing:  just back.......
BM needs to tell his neighbour not to turn their interweb off

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 04:51:38 PM
cussing:  just back.......
BM needs to tell his neighbour not to turn their interweb off

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 08:16:42 AM
It was a bit gubberated there for a short while....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2015, 09:44:44 AM
It was a bit gubberated there for a short while....  rubschin:
How can you tell?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2015, 10:13:24 AM
It was a bit gubberated there for a short while....  rubschin:
How can you tell?
Cos he gubbed it?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2015, 10:22:17 AM
It was a bit gubberated there for a short while....  rubschin:
How can you tell?
Cos he gubbed it?
doh:
Obvious when you think about it
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 10:32:08 AM
 evil:

Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2015, 11:04:56 AM
evil:

Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
point: PICNIC
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 11:16:33 AM
evil:

Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
point: PICNIC

Has been a bit slow all morning....

All working fine now although TMR is having problems....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2015, 11:23:17 AM
On and off like a tart's knickers here  evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2015, 11:33:15 AM
evil:

Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
point: PICNIC

Has been a bit slow all morning....

All working fine now although TMR is having problems....  rubschin:

Windoze 10 you say?

Now they have a billion suckers users on it, they can't handle the volume of data being forwarded to the CIA/NSA.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 12:07:45 PM
evil:

Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
point: PICNIC

Has been a bit slow all morning....

All working fine now although TMR is having problems....  rubschin:

Windoze 10 you say?

Now they have a billion suckers users on it, they can't handle the volume of data being forwarded to the CIA/NSA.

 scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2015, 12:25:44 PM
Gubbed here.... evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2015, 12:44:22 PM
Gubbed here.... evil:

How did you post then...? ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 24, 2015, 01:09:52 PM
evil:

Might have been my PC akchewlee... ::)
point: PICNIC

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-QmU41exASk0%2FTca_KxvcxxI%2FAAAAAAAAAXE%2FEmJesLDxnxc%2Fs320%2F100_2073.JPG&hash=38b62dda0618d2172dccdf96b9149b2c529ed88e)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2015, 07:39:59 PM
Couldn't get in for last half hour.... rubschin:   was gonna use that donate thing .... whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2015, 08:14:53 PM
Couldn't get in for last half hour.... rubschin:   was gonna use that donate thing .... whistle:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

You crease me up sometimes.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on November 30, 2015, 08:16:07 PM
Couldn't get in for last half hour.... rubschin:   was gonna use that donate thing .... whistle:

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

You crease me up sometimes.

The moment passed...... whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 01, 2015, 12:09:04 AM
Couldn't get in for last half hour.... rubschin:   was gonna use that donate thing .... whistle:
;D

 rubschin:

You do know it's not a button where the site donates to you
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2015, 07:44:52 AM
Couldn't get in for last half hour.... rubschin:   was gonna use that donate thing .... whistle:

It is 'donate' not donut'..... ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2015, 10:18:22 PM
 evil: 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2015, 12:53:06 AM
evil:
evil: evil:

Some bizarre quadcopter accident disabling the server?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2015, 01:00:11 AM
evil:
evil: evil:

Some bizarre quadcopter accident disabling the server?

2 halves of lager I expect....... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2015, 12:35:14 PM
well he's not denying it is he?

So must be some even dafter fuck up took the VP down last night.  Maybe the server is the other side of the garage door
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2016, 09:57:18 AM
VP site has been most wobbly this morning
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2016, 10:01:34 AM
Aha it was all BT's fault

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36854916 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36854916)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2016, 10:14:51 AM
Aha it was all BT's fault

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36854916 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36854916)

Actually the pub has been a bit wobbly too...  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2016, 10:17:00 AM
Pissed again.

Wi Fi went off here earlier for a bit too, but only for some sites  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 28, 2016, 08:33:10 PM
BM's Vorticity has buggered the Random Images thread

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.new#new (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.new#new)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 28, 2016, 09:20:21 PM
BM's Vorticity has buggered the Random Images thread

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.new#new (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2659.new#new)
Agreed
I thought it was just me it didn't work for.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 12:32:27 AM
Seems fine here, could be a codec issue.  rubschin:

Ah I see what you mean now, scrolling down the screen has suffered the curse of Baldymort.  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 06:34:08 AM
It bleddy wasn't me!  cussing:

It says the last post was Steve...  whistle:

Yesterday morning the last post was JOM but yes, I can only see that one of mine...  redface:

I'll get me toolbox out like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 06:39:20 AM
There, ungubbed fixed it!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2016, 08:56:55 AM
There, ungubbed fixed it!  :thumbsup:

Much tar Mr BM  :thumbsup:

Wot had gone wrong?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2016, 08:57:58 AM
There, ungubbed fixed it!  :thumbsup:
PIBNIC   point:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 09:00:26 AM
There, ungubbed fixed it!  :thumbsup:
PIBNIC   point:

 evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 09:01:51 AM
There, ungubbed fixed it!  :thumbsup:

Much tar Mr BM  :thumbsup:

Wot had gone wrong?

Dunno... Shrugs:

Something bizarre in the video link... no matter how I changed it the same thing happened...  rubschin:

...in the end I searched for the video on YouTube and added that - worked fine...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2016, 09:33:56 AM
 scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 10:13:25 AM
scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 10:28:29 AM
scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:

So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 10:33:17 AM
scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:

So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away?  rubschin:

Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2016, 11:23:46 AM
scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:

So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away?  rubschin:
Ah but it made him sick
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 11:47:04 AM
scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:

So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away?  rubschin:

Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg!  :thumbsup:

It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 01:21:56 PM
scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:

So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away?  rubschin:

Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg!  :thumbsup:

It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites  noooo:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 07:40:52 PM
scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:

So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away?  rubschin:

Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg!  :thumbsup:

It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites  noooo:

 cloud9:

For countless decades the Greater Spotted Clueless Baldymort has roamed the plains, his distinctive bucket shaped head a familiar sight to residents of Cyprus and tourists alike who have helped him get out of one accident or another. But now the Baldymort is in danger of extinction, left to his own devices by the guardian Landlady, this clueless behemoth stands in peril of either starvation or burning down his natural habitat.

For just £2 a month we can pay for local residents to feed the Baldymort under the sympathy invite program, and stop this poor creature from sliding into oblivion.

Just £2 a month...

Just £2 a month...

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 07:42:34 PM
scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:

So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away?  rubschin:

Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg!  :thumbsup:

It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites  noooo:

 cloud9:

For countless decades the Greater Spotted Clueless Baldymort has roamed the plains, his distinctive bucket shaped head a familiar sight to residents of Cyprus and tourists alike who have helped him get out of one accident or another. But now the Baldymort is in danger of extinction, left to his own devices by the guardian Landlady, this clueless behemoth stands in peril of either starvation or burning down his natural habitat.

For just £2 a month we can pay for local residents to feed the Baldymort under the sympathy invite program, and stop this poor creature from sliding into oblivion.

Just £2 a month...

Just £2 a month...

 rubschin:

Via the donate button like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2016, 09:53:18 PM
scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:

So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away?  rubschin:

Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg!  :thumbsup:

It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites  noooo:

 cloud9:

For countless decades the Greater Spotted Clueless Baldymort has roamed the plains, his distinctive bucket shaped head a familiar sight to residents of Cyprus and tourists alike who have helped him get out of one accident or another. But now the Baldymort is in danger of extinction, left to his own devices by the guardian Landlady, this clueless behemoth stands in peril of either starvation or burning down his natural habitat.

For just £2 a month we can pay for local residents to feed the Baldymort under the sympathy invite program, and stop this poor creature from sliding into oblivion.

Just £2 a month...

Just £2 a month...

 rubschin:
lol:

Give sod all and he'll fade away you say

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2016, 04:40:42 AM
scared2:  BM has given all our computerywotsits one of those virusy mealware nasties  evil:

So every time we watched the original video link it fed Baldymort while LL is away?  rubschin:

Kerrr-chiiiinnnnggg!  :thumbsup:

It's a sad state of affairs when even t'interweb is giving Baldymort sympathy invites  noooo:

 cloud9:

For countless decades the Greater Spotted Clueless Baldymort has roamed the plains, his distinctive bucket shaped head a familiar sight to residents of Cyprus and tourists alike who have helped him get out of one accident or another. But now the Baldymort is in danger of extinction, left to his own devices by the guardian Landlady, this clueless behemoth stands in peril of either starvation or burning down his natural habitat.

For just £2 a month we can pay for local residents to feed the Baldymort under the sympathy invite program, and stop this poor creature from sliding into oblivion.

Just £2 a month...

Just £2 a month...

 rubschin:
lol:

Give sod all and he'll fade away you say

 rubschin:

 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Pirate on August 11, 2016, 07:33:23 PM
Whats happened to all the YouTube videos on Desert Island Discs?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 06:44:58 AM
Whats happened to all the YouTube videos on Desert Island Discs?

What the ones that have just turned into a black box...? Copyright infringement apparently...

Also, the software add-on that the site uses to turn youtube URLs into clickable videos went obsolete some time ago...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Pirate on August 12, 2016, 07:44:22 AM
Fuck... some of my favourites on VP Jukebox too...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 08:08:35 AM
Let me see if I can find a fix...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 09:54:59 AM
...it is complicated...  evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2016, 10:01:45 AM
...it is complicated...  evil:

Seems they've now stopped that trick of just editing out the 's' from https

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2016, 10:11:41 AM
...it is complicated...  evil:

Seems they've now stopped that trick of just editing out the 's' from https

Yes...

There is a new version of the Aeva Media software that we use for $9.99 but you have to uninstall the old one first - and that gives me the red screen of death warning....  scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on August 12, 2016, 11:24:59 AM
...it is complicated...  evil:

Seems they've now stopped that trick of just editing out the 's' from https

Yes...

There is a new version of the Aeva Media software that we use for $9.99 but you have to uninstall the old one first - and that gives me the red screen of death warning....  scared2:
scared2: scared2:

Well I'd happily fund the $9.99 but keep that screen of death well away
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2016, 07:20:38 AM
Anybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2016, 07:38:18 AM
Quote
Quote
Anybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?
rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2016, 07:56:24 AM
^ happy001

No issues here.  Well not with emotiwotsits or quotes anyway
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2016, 08:06:33 AM
Quote
Quote
Anybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?
rubschin:

facepalm:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2016, 08:37:20 AM
Quote
Quote
Anybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?
rubschin:

facepalm:
Give him some space, he's a sick man.

And he's got flu as well
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2016, 08:38:30 AM
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Anybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?
rubschin:

facepalm:
Give him some space, he's a sick man.

And he's got flu as well

 sad24:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2016, 09:59:12 AM
Quote
Quote
Quote
Quote
Anybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?
rubschin:

facepalm:
Give him some space, he's a sick man.

And he's got flu as well

 sad24:

So in other words Tipsy is having technical issues while it's business as usual for Hell's Carrot  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2016, 10:11:38 AM
Quote
Quote
Anybody (apart from Tipsy) having problems using the quote function or emotiwhotsits...?
rubschin:
wORKS FINE FOR ME AS WELL
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2016, 10:28:59 AM
I'll have to have a look at Tipsy's profile then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2016, 11:48:19 AM
I'll have to have a look at Tipsy's profile then...  whistle:
We need a voyeur emotiwotsit
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2016, 11:50:37 AM
I'll have to have a look at Tipsy's profile then...  whistle:
We need a voyeur emotiwotsit

I thought it was this one >>>  eyes:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2016, 04:13:13 PM
I'll have to have a look at Tipsy's profile then...  whistle:
We need a voyeur emotiwotsit

I thought it was this one >>>  eyes:
Oh noes that's the one where you're very open about it


(Like me as a Johnny come lately to the Pub has any authority on the matter)

I will researcherise voyeur emojis.  If I get arrested please send hacksaw blades.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2016, 09:13:00 AM
I've fixed it...  Xmas6:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 15, 2016, 09:20:58 AM
I've fixed it...  Xmas6:


 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2016, 09:39:13 AM
I've fixed it...  Xmas6:


 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

 angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2016, 10:31:42 AM
And  . . .

what was the gubberation that had prevented Tipsy emojiwotsitting
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
And  . . .

what was the gubberation that had prevented Tipsy emojiwotsitting

I had to give her profile a good seeing to!  Thumbs:











PICNIC error...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2016, 12:13:13 PM
 :thumbsup:  The 'Current Smiley Set:' setting perchance?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2016, 02:55:44 PM
The message body was left empty.

 Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2016, 03:20:21 PM
The message body was left empty.

 Banghead

No fix available yet...  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2016, 07:26:24 PM
The message body was left empty.

 Banghead

On the quote thingy..??
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 22, 2016, 10:00:27 PM
The message body was left empty.

 Banghead

On the quote thingy..??
Yep

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on December 22, 2016, 11:08:03 PM
Gubbed..... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 30, 2016, 09:47:43 PM
 evil: evil: evil: and again
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2016, 08:08:44 AM
It is a known bug but no fix yet...

Apparently the 'full' version of the latest release works fine - it is just the upgrade (wot I used) that does it...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 31, 2016, 11:39:33 AM
It is a known bug but no fix yet...

Apparently the 'full' version of the latest release works fine - it is just the upgrade (wot I used) that does it...
"latest release"   scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2017, 02:38:19 PM
Just done a quick php software upgrade - we were using an out-of-date version...

Should be a bit quickerer...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2017, 02:47:32 PM
Just done a quick php software upgrade - we were using an out-of-date version...

Should be a bit quickerer...
scared2:

(but so far so good)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2017, 01:33:22 AM
Just done a quick php software upgrade - we were using an out-of-date version...

Should be a bit quickerer...
scared2:

(but so far so good)

0 to blue screen in 5 seconds you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2017, 07:27:29 AM
Just done a quick php software upgrade - we were using an out-of-date version...

Should be a bit quickerer...
scared2:

(but so far so good)

0 to blue screen in 5 seconds you say...  rubschin:
rubschin:

With my habitual use of cheap, small and old PCs I really couldn't blame BM for that could I? 

But have to say it does seem faster now BM has greased the forum's nipples
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2017, 07:34:09 AM
Just done a quick php software upgrade - we were using an out-of-date version...

Should be a bit quickerer...
scared2:

(but so far so good)

0 to blue screen in 5 seconds you say...  rubschin:
rubschin:

With my habitual use of cheap, small and old PCs I really couldn't blame BM for that could I? 

But have to say it does seem faster now BM has greased the forum's nipples

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2017, 04:58:38 PM
 Banghead  evil: evil: evil:

BM's tinkering has effed up Tapatalk   cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2017, 05:10:13 PM
Banghead  evil: evil: evil:

BM's tinkering has effed up Tapatalk   cussing:

 eeek:

I'll get me spanners out like....
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2017, 05:24:32 PM
Hmmm....  rubschin:

This might also need the socket set, stilsons a club hammer and a rather large amount of duck tape... noooo:

I'll have a go at it tomoz when I am collapso free...  whistle:

Or I could just downgrade the php to the old, out of date vulnerable version...?  rubschin:

Nah, I'll do it proper like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 28, 2017, 06:27:00 PM
Why are you still at work when we are partying with Miss D?  Stop it.   ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2017, 07:34:46 PM
Why are you still at work when we are partying with Miss D?  Stop it.   ::)

I wasn't invited!  evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 09:04:44 PM
Hmmm....  rubschin:

This might also need the socket set, stilsons a club hammer and a rather large amount of duck tape... noooo:

I'll have a go at it tomoz when I am collapso free...  whistle:

Or I could just downgrade the php to the old, out of date vulnerable version...?  rubschin:

Nah, I'll do it proper like!  :thumbsup:

Oh Gawd.....  scared2:

Has anyone made sure that the emergency facebook page is still up and running...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 29, 2017, 01:59:55 PM
Why are you still at work when we are partying with Miss D?  Stop it.   ::)

I wasn't invited!  evil:
You were, via Tapatalk.  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 29, 2017, 03:16:51 PM
My VP is bottomless !!

When using my phone I am only getting half a screen?

Has rationing been applied ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2017, 03:27:18 PM
My VP is bottomless !!

When using my phone I am only getting half a screen?

Has rationing been applied ?  rubschin:

BM's been twiddling his knobs again...  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2017, 04:35:43 PM
Why are you still at work when we are partying with Miss D?  Stop it.   ::)

I wasn't invited!  evil:
You were, via Tapatalk.  whistle:

 Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2017, 04:36:52 PM
My VP is bottomless !!

When using my phone I am only getting half a screen?

Has rationing been applied ?  rubschin:

Nah, I have just moved all of Nick's posts to the bottom, your phone is obviously rejecting them...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2017, 09:11:37 PM
Tapatalk stll not working on the VP

It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2017, 05:23:04 AM
Tapatalk stll not working on the VP

It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on

Try that like...  rubschin:
Title: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2017, 11:33:45 AM
Tapatalk stll not working on the VP

It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on

Try that like...  rubschin:
Still no good

And now OK

It demanded my password again and it kept saying it was the forum's problem that it wasn't taking it

But ''twas me

(edited via Tapatalk)

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2017, 01:56:21 PM
Tapatalk stll not working on the VP

It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on

Try that like...  rubschin:
Still no good

And now OK

It demanded my password again and it kept saying it was the forum's problem that it wasn't taking it

But ''twas me

(edited via Tapatalk)
And the other good news is I've now (by a process of isolation) rememberised my VP password
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2017, 02:42:57 PM
Tapatalk stll not working on the VP

It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on

Try that like...  rubschin:
Still no good

And now OK

It demanded my password again and it kept saying it was the forum's problem that it wasn't taking it

But ''twas me

(edited via Tapatalk)
And the other good news is I've now (by a process of isolation) rememberised my VP password

Is it "password"...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2017, 03:50:11 PM
Tapatalk stll not working on the VP

It advises me to contact the forum admin and demand to know what the fuck is going on

Try that like...  rubschin:
Still no good

And now OK

It demanded my password again and it kept saying it was the forum's problem that it wasn't taking it

But ''twas me

(edited via Tapatalk)
And the other good news is I've now (by a process of isolation) rememberised my VP password

Is it "password"...?  whistle:
Of course, I upgraded it from <carriage return>









 Liar:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 06:30:41 AM

Just in...  scared2:

Quote
Dear barman,

On Wednesday the 5th of July 2017, at 9PM PST (5AM GMT on the 6th), CoreISP.net will start performing network maintenance.
The maintenance window is 15 to 30 minutes. During this time, you may experience:
- Intermediate (full) downtime (which may result in DNS/resolver warnings)
- Packet loss
- Interrupted connections
- "No route to host" warnings (notably when attempting to use ping.)
We advise not to use FTP during this maintenance window, as your up/download may be interrupted; which can lead to problems with your website.

The goal of the maintenance procedures are to tenfold the network capacity by adding a new carrier to the blend of internet providers, extending internal bandwidth, and to change primary carrier routes to several parts in the world. All this combined with new network hardware. The end-result is that you will experience faster loading times and higher up- and download speeds to your website(s). Ping roundtrip times will not be affected (much).

We apologise for the late notification, due to circumstances the new carrier decided to use the 5th instead of the 17th as the date to perform the required changes to our connectivity. 
Should you have any questions, please open a support ticket.


Warm regards,
NOC
Gray Web Host
CoreISP.net Corporation
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2017, 08:30:33 AM
 rubschin:   It'll probably take until the 17th for the BT DNS to find the VP again
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 08:37:18 AM
rubschin:   It'll probably take until the 17th for the BT DNS to find the VP again

facepalm:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 07:58:33 AM
Were we offline overnight or was it just for me?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2017, 08:16:08 AM
I wasn't aware of any off lineage....  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 08:34:15 AM
I wasn't aware of any off lineage....  noooo:
I'll blame that useless Alexa then.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2017, 10:09:42 PM
Were we offline overnight or was it just for me?

Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 10:11:19 PM
Were we offline overnight or was it just for me?

Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Someone must have left their bucket on the keyboard
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2017, 10:13:50 PM
Were we offline overnight or was it just for me?

Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Someone must have left their bucket on the keyboard


Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 10:17:07 PM
Were we offline overnight or was it just for me?

Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Someone must have left their bucket on the keyboard


Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
deffo
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 18, 2017, 11:22:37 PM
Were we offline overnight or was it just for me?

Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Someone must have left their bucket on the keyboard


Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:

Quote from: Alexa
I'll teach that bucket wearing oddball to order me around.....

 scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2017, 10:09:07 AM
Were we offline overnight or was it just for me?

Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Someone must have left their bucket on the keyboard


Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
deffo

BM: "Alexa, whatever you do, don't switch off the VP"
Alexa: "Don't do what?"
BM: "Switch off the VP"
Alexa: "OK"
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2017, 10:32:02 AM
Were we offline overnight or was it just for me?

Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Someone must have left their bucket on the keyboard


Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
deffo

BM: "Alexa, whatever you do, don't switch off the VP"
Alexa: "Don't do what?"
BM: "Switch off the VP"
Alexa: "OK"

Or perhaps she overheard me saying, "I wish I could keep that parasite Apey out of the pub."...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2017, 12:03:01 PM
Were we offline overnight or was it just for me?

Yes it was off line ... cussing:
Someone must have left their bucket on the keyboard


Nah ..voice controlled the wrong thing off .......... noooo:
deffo

BM: "Alexa, whatever you do, don't switch off the VP"
Alexa: "Don't do what?"
BM: "Switch off the VP"
Alexa: "OK"

Or perhaps she overheard me saying, "I wish I could keep that parasite Apey out of the pub."...?  rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2017, 04:15:32 PM
Stuff...

1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.

2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)

I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).

OK?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2017, 04:21:01 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2:

Will we all (except Apey) get more refunds on Tap A Talk? cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2017, 04:33:42 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2:

Will we all (except Apey) get more refunds on Tap A Talk? cloud9:

Yup!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on August 08, 2017, 04:35:44 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on August 08, 2017, 09:17:59 PM
Stuff...

1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.

2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)

I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).

OK?
:thumbsup:

Doesn't that cost you munny?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2017, 08:08:36 AM
Stuff...

1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.

2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)

I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).

OK?
:thumbsup:

Doesn't that cost you munny?

Not so much...

I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2017, 08:18:46 AM
Stuff...

1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.

2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)

I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).

OK?
:thumbsup:

Doesn't that cost you munny?

Not so much...

I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
OK, I'll say ta then

Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2017, 08:21:24 AM
Stuff...

1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.

2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)

I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).

OK?
:thumbsup:

Doesn't that cost you munny?

Not so much...

I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
OK, I'll say ta then

Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?

Yes... it should re-direct automatically ackchewlee...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2017, 08:23:00 AM
Stuff...

1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.

2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)

I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).

OK?
:thumbsup:

Doesn't that cost you munny?

Not so much...

I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
OK, I'll say ta then

Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?

Yes... it should re-direct automatically ackchewlee...  rubschin:

Note to self: Make sure the emergency Faceache page is still up and running...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2017, 08:24:58 AM
Stuff...

1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.

2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)

I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).

OK?
:thumbsup:

Doesn't that cost you munny?

Not so much...

I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
OK, I'll say ta then

Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?

Yes... it should re-direct automatically ackchewlee...  rubschin:

Note to self: Make sure the emergency Faceache page is still up and running...  rubschin:

 ::)

I have upgraded three other sites this morning already with no ishews...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2017, 08:37:33 AM
How many porn sites are you running then
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2017, 08:39:51 AM
Stuff...

1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.

2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)

I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).

OK?
:thumbsup:

Doesn't that cost you munny?

Not so much...

I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
OK, I'll say ta then

Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?

Yes... it should re-direct automatically ackchewlee...  rubschin:

Note to self: Make sure the emergency Faceache page is still up and running...  rubschin:

 ::)

I have upgraded three other sites this morning already with no ishews...  whistle:

None so far anyway. I had disaster planning drummed into me over the years when it came to server/site/system upgrades etc so I'm just following the lessons learned. I'd be the first to admit I've worked for some paranoid oddball IT managers though...  rubschin:

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2017, 09:00:42 AM
Four...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2017, 09:05:41 AM
Four...  whistle:
Hopefully they pay better than this does

Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2017, 09:51:53 AM
Stuff...

1) When I get time this week I will upgrade TapaTalk to the latest version.

2) I am upgrading the site to a secure connection. So, once done instead of accessing the site using http://www.virtual-pub.com (http://www.virtual-pub.com) you will need to use https://www.virtual-pub.com (https://www.virtual-pub.com)

I'll leave this message up for a while before implementing (The SSL certificate is already installed on the server).

OK?
:thumbsup:

Doesn't that cost you munny?

Not so much...

I am upgrading all the sites on my server at the same time.
OK, I'll say ta then

Do we just change all our VP bookmarks to add in an s?

Yes... it should re-direct automatically ackchewlee...  rubschin:

Note to self: Make sure the emergency Faceache page is still up and running...  rubschin:

 ::)

I have upgraded three other sites this morning, all with no users...  whistle:
whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2017, 01:29:54 PM
And there it was, done!  angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on August 11, 2017, 02:59:17 PM
And there it was, done!  angel1
happ096 and seamlessly too worthy:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2017, 04:16:35 PM
And there it was, done!  angel1
happ096 and seamlessly too worthy:

There was nobody here...  redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 11, 2017, 08:50:16 PM
Back now though. rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 04:29:36 PM
Add photo option has vanished from PMs
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2017, 04:30:56 PM
Add photo option has vanished from PMs

Has it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 04:31:58 PM
Yup
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2017, 04:32:09 PM
Add photo option has vanished from PMs

Has it...?  rubschin:

It has!  eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 04:32:41 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2017, 04:35:30 PM
point:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on August 13, 2017, 04:36:30 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on August 13, 2017, 09:05:25 PM
noooo:

He is worried about me knowing one of LL's mates ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 13, 2017, 11:22:26 PM
noooo:

He is worried about me knowing one of LL's mates ......... noooo:

Why? Something tells me that they have some embarrassing stories about BM. Given how he manages that without help most of the time they must be good...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2017, 05:36:20 AM
Add photo option has vanished from PMs

I dunno what the problem is, I'm not sure I've ever included an image in a PM...?  rubschin:

In the short term, if you need to do so click here (http://postimages.org/) and paste the resulting link into the PM.

OK?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2017, 11:07:39 AM
Testing, testing...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2017, 11:08:59 AM
It's up and down like a tart's knickers  cussing:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2017, 11:13:10 AM
It's up and down like a tart's knickers  cussing:

Of course, of course... pathead:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2017, 01:30:19 PM
Testing, testing...  whistle:
fine here now
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2017, 01:36:57 PM
Testing, testing...  whistle:
fine here now

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on September 03, 2017, 06:20:31 AM
Woohoo  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2017, 06:24:00 AM
Woohoo  :thumbsup:

Party001:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: boogs on September 03, 2017, 10:41:55 AM
 :thumbsup:   I thought it was me last night
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2017, 11:37:12 AM
:thumbsup:   I thought it was me last night
We blamed you as well
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2017, 04:10:47 PM
:thumbsup:   I thought it was me last night
We blamed you as well

It was Booger for sure....  noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2017, 07:51:52 PM
LL is away ...... noooo:   porn over load ..... whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2017, 08:23:58 PM
I was wondering how long it would take Baldymort to remember to put 50p in the meter...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2018, 05:00:01 PM
All my sites have been up and down all day... Brexit prolly...  ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 09:58:03 AM
Some server issues today affecting two of my websites... ::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 15, 2019, 11:42:59 AM
Why is 'Random image thread' locked?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 03:32:45 PM
Why is 'Random image thread' locked?

Dunno, I've only just managed to get onto the site again... I'll get my spanners out...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 03:38:02 PM
Unlocked!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 15, 2019, 06:05:21 PM
Unlocked!  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 15, 2019, 07:55:33 PM
Still having connection issues here...  evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2019, 10:05:15 AM
Have I fixed it...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2019, 10:29:50 AM
working fine here
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 16, 2019, 12:51:22 PM
Have I fixed it...?  rubschin:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2019, 12:55:02 PM
running very slow when posting a reply
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2019, 12:55:22 PM
except of course that time ^  Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2019, 01:11:57 PM
Not everybody is back in yet... It will take a while for all the servers to update world-wide...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2019, 01:12:51 PM
Oh, and it may be intermittent for a while if your request is routed through a server that has not been updated...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2019, 02:05:29 PM
Not everybody is back in yet... It will take a while for all the servers to update world-wide...
ta

(but that so sounds like your plan for world domination )
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2019, 02:42:00 PM
Not everybody is back in yet... It will take a while for all the servers to update world-wide...
ta

(but that so sounds like your plan for world domination )

Nah, that ship has sailed...  cry:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2019, 02:48:28 PM
Not everybody is back in yet... It will take a while for all the servers to update world-wide...
ta

(but that so sounds like your plan for world domination )

Nah, that ship has sailed...  cry:
Has for us all

Weirdly I dreamt about playing Risk last night and stupidly resigned when in an obvs winning position.  The world could have been mine, mine I tell thee
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on February 17, 2019, 08:55:36 AM
Woohoo, it's back. Top work Barman  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2019, 08:57:53 AM
Woohoo, it's back. Top work Barman  :thumbsup:

 angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2019, 09:15:40 AM
BM - your special skills and patience will be rewarded some day  cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2019, 09:19:51 AM
BM - your special skills and patience will be rewarded some day  cloud9:

In heaven prolly...  sadsmiley30:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2019, 12:42:37 PM
running slower than a train on a wrong type of snow day (but only when posting)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2019, 01:54:14 PM
running slower than a train on a wrong type of snow day (but only when posting)

Seems fine here...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 20, 2019, 02:01:43 PM
Seemed slow earlier but appears to be back to what passes for normal in this madhouse now..  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2019, 06:32:38 PM
OK on the TT app now
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2019, 03:25:19 PM
Fixed it!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2019, 12:49:52 AM
I can't log on in mornings.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2019, 04:10:38 AM
I can't log on in mornings.......... rubschin:

::)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2019, 04:30:32 AM
I can't log on in mornings.......... rubschin:

::)

At least Apey has figured out that mornings exist, that's a start...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2019, 04:42:01 AM
I can't log on in mornings.......... rubschin:

::)

At least Apey has figured out that mornings exist, that's a start...  whistle:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on October 11, 2019, 04:44:16 PM
I can't log on in mornings.......... rubschin:

::)

At least Apey has figured out that mornings exist, that's a start...  whistle:

 rubschin:

Same today ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2019, 02:46:35 PM
I fixed it!  eeek:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2019, 05:41:33 AM
been getting this a lot the last few days

'Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later'
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2019, 06:05:08 AM
been getting this a lot the last few days

'Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later'

Thanks... Haven't seen it for some time but I'll check into it...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2019, 06:31:50 AM
An example was just before you posted in the Good Morning thread.  I was going to beat you for once but locked out
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2019, 08:07:28 AM
An example was just before you posted in the Good Morning thread.  I was going to beat you for once but locked out

 rubschin:

Okay, thanks...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2019, 08:25:54 AM
Do you want a log kept?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2019, 08:30:05 AM
Do you want a log kept?

It would be useful please...

As I said, I know the message but haven't seen it for some time...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2019, 08:36:26 AM
Okey Dokey

of course it could just be the BT DNS again
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on December 17, 2019, 07:25:46 PM
An example was just before you posted in the Good Morning thread.  I was going to beat you for once but locked out

 rubschin:

Okay, thanks...

Me too......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on December 26, 2019, 09:12:49 AM
Do you want a log kept?

It would be useful please...

As I said, I know the message but haven't seen it for some time...
Well I'll temp fate by saying all's been OK since.  couple of times it's locked up waiting for response for about 10 seconds but no failures
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2019, 09:16:21 AM
Do you want a log kept?

It would be useful please...

As I said, I know the message but haven't seen it for some time...
Well I'll temp fate by saying all's been OK since.  couple of times it's locked up waiting for response for about 10 seconds but no failures

Brilliant, has been fine here too...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2020, 12:08:26 PM
Just did it again

'Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.'
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2020, 12:21:35 PM
Just did it again

'Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.'

Arse!  evil:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2020, 12:38:31 PM
Tis OK now
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2020, 04:51:13 PM
 noooo:



 whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2020, 12:17:25 AM
My "unread post" function not working......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on January 22, 2020, 12:18:07 AM
Working here
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on January 22, 2020, 12:43:52 AM
Working here

 rubschin:  prob my putor ..needs updating ..(throwing away )...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2020, 07:14:31 AM
Working here

 rubschin:  prob my putor ..needs updating ..(throwing away )...

It could be something to do with the neighbour's interweb connection...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2020, 09:34:52 AM
Working here

 rubschin:  prob my putor ..needs updating ..(throwing away )...

PICNIC...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2020, 12:17:56 PM
oo err (just now)    All OK now

Quote
Internal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

Please contact the server administrator at webmaster@virtual-pub.com to inform them of the time this error occurred, and the actions you performed just before this error.

More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2020, 01:06:51 PM
oo err (just now)    All OK now

Quote
Internal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

Please contact the server administrator at webmaster@virtual-pub.com to inform them of the time this error occurred, and the actions you performed just before this error.

More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

I had that a couple of days ago... I'll report it now somebody else has seen it...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2020, 05:54:26 AM
Okay, have sussed out the problem...  ::)

The current board software is incompatible with the current version of PHP... It has generated 3½ million lines of error messages on the server...  lol: redface:

I'm out this morning but when I get back laters I'll upgrade the board software which should solve the problem (and make us GDPR compliant at the same time ::))  scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2020, 09:54:34 AM
Okay, have sussed out the problem...  ::)

The current board software is incompatible with the current version of PHP... It has generated 3½ million lines of error messages on the server...  lol: redface:

I'm out this morning but when I get back laters I'll upgrade the board software which should solve the problem (and make us GDPR compliant at the same time ::))  scared2:
Sherlock Barman has been on the case  :thumbsup:

Have been getting very slow response times (like minutes) the last 2 days but only around midnight.  That might be a million or so error reports

Any chance this will get us back of Tapatalk.  For all its faults it was very useful
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2020, 02:28:18 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem...  cloud9:

Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit...  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2020, 04:28:51 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem...  cloud9:

Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit...  ;)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2020, 05:25:32 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem...  cloud9:

Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit...  ;)

 noooo:

It's a great app, well worth the freebie...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2020, 06:55:12 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem...  cloud9:

Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit...  ;)

 noooo:

It's a great app, well worth the freebie...  whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2020, 08:26:44 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem...  cloud9:

Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit...  ;)
:thumbsup:

I had to remember me passwordical
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2020, 08:28:59 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem...  cloud9:

Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit...  ;)
:thumbsup:

I had to remember me passwordical

Me Too..... cussing:


(asked Miss T .)....... redface: redface:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on February 25, 2020, 08:35:41 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem...  cloud9:

Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit...  ;)
:thumbsup:

I had to remember me passwordical

Me Too..... cussing:


(asked Miss T .)....... redface: redface:

Miss T - "It's your name followed by the date of our anniversary"  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2020, 08:48:49 PM
Okay, have fixed the problem...  cloud9:

Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit...  ;)
:thumbsup:

I had to remember me passwordical

Me Too..... cussing:


(asked Miss T .)....... redface: redface:

Miss T - "It's your name followed by the date of our anniversary"  ;)

 scared2:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2020, 04:56:55 AM
Okay, have fixed the problem...  cloud9:

Lets give it a few days to make sure it is okay and then I'll re-look at Tapawhotsit...  ;)
:thumbsup:

I had to remember me passwordical

Me Too..... cussing:


(asked Miss T .)....... redface: redface:

Miss T - "It's your name followed by the date of our anniversary"  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2020, 12:08:45 AM
Dunno if this is relevant but around midnight each night the site goes really slow for a short time
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2020, 05:00:54 AM
Dunno if this is relevant but around midnight each night the site goes really slow for a short time

Some backup process at the data centre... I'll ask... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2020, 09:11:57 AM
Dunno if this is relevant but around midnight each night the site goes really slow for a short time

Some backup process at the data centre... I'll ask... rubschin:
:thumbsup:  that was my guess but weirdly it seems to happen on the first access after midnight (can take over a minute for a page to load) and then seems fine afterwards.  I'd expect a backup to be running for a fair time, not one off. 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2020, 09:40:50 AM
Dunno if this is relevant but around midnight each night the site goes really slow for a short time

Some backup process at the data centre... I'll ask... rubschin:
:thumbsup:  that was my guess but weirdly it seems to happen on the first access after midnight (can take over a minute for a page to load) and then seems fine afterwards.  I'd expect a backup to be running for a fair time, not one off.

Interesting...  rubschin:

Next time I stay up 'til 2am I'll test it...  ;)
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 02, 2020, 10:08:33 AM
we expect no less of you  ;)

Any evidence I can try and collect next time?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2020, 10:09:09 AM
we expect no less of you  ;)

Any evidence I can try and collect next time?

I'll message them and ask if there is any known reason for it...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on March 02, 2020, 03:59:59 PM
Dunno if this is relevant but around midnight each night the site goes really slow for a short time

Some backup process at the data centre... I'll ask... rubschin:
:thumbsup:  that was my guess but weirdly it seems to happen on the first access after midnight (can take over a minute for a page to load) and then seems fine afterwards.  I'd expect a backup to be running for a fair time, not one off.

Interesting...  rubschin:

Next time I stay up 'til 2am I'll test it...  ;)

I can ......for per hour or there after ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 03, 2020, 12:03:55 AM
And dead on midnight it repeats

1 minute 55 seconds to load the Top Tips thread and then 10 seconds to load the unread topics page and then all fine
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2020, 05:42:19 AM
And dead on midnight it repeats

1 minute 55 seconds to load the Top Tips thread and then 10 seconds to load the unread topics page and then all fine

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on March 26, 2020, 12:05:00 AM
Still doing it, bang on midnight   rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2020, 09:19:20 PM
My PC is dying ......... sad24:  this is "Pub-command centre".... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 10:05:18 PM
My PC is dying ......... sad24:  this is "Pub-command centre".... noooo:

What's wrong with it?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on April 02, 2020, 10:26:06 PM
My PC is dying ......... sad24:  this is "Pub-command centre".... noooo:

What's wrong with it?  rubschin:

Turns out plugging in Miss T new phone to charge via the USB was causing it to crash ... rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2020, 11:01:50 PM
You need to install the driver software and app package before you do that...  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2020, 06:36:45 AM
My PC is dying ......... sad24:  this is "Pub-command centre".... noooo:

PICNIC  whistle:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2020, 09:11:08 AM
My PC is dying ......... sad24:  this is "Pub-command centre".... noooo:

What's wrong with it?  rubschin:

Turns out plugging in Miss T new phone to charge via the USB was causing it to crash ... rubschin:
I hope you had the phone in airline mode.  Every time I do that the PC says 'oh great I've got a hardwired internet connection, I'll use that to update everything incl the OS'

1GB of data allowance gone in minutes  Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Just One More on April 17, 2022, 11:24:29 AM
Well done Barman  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2022, 11:28:26 AM
Well done Barman  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2022, 12:01:07 PM
getting 403 error  Banghead
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2022, 12:33:46 PM
getting 403 error  Banghead

Anybody else...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2022, 01:03:16 PM
Won't let me post '
We probably need a 65" on the Screen Size equals 5/12 distance from viewer rule but can't be arsed to change it, move the shelf etc. ' in the I WANT thread

If instead of 'equals' I use '='

Bizarre
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2022, 02:05:11 PM
Won't let me post '
We probably need a 65" on the Screen Size equals 5/12 distance from viewer rule but can't be arsed to change it, move the shelf etc. ' in the I WANT thread

If instead of 'equals' I use '='

Bizarre

That is strange...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2022, 08:38:44 AM
VERY slow this morning, get your key out BM ~ needs a wind up.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 21, 2022, 09:28:49 AM
Trouble getting access this morning. 
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2022, 03:29:53 PM
Trouble getting access this morning.

Yes, all my websites were a bit on and off earlier... Is it okay now...?
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 21, 2022, 04:23:15 PM
Si Barone   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2022, 04:24:51 PM
Si Barone   :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2022, 02:53:48 PM
Site very slow again. Also had trouble getting in a couple of times this week.
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2022, 05:46:01 PM
Site very slow again. Also had trouble getting in a couple of times this week.
Same here  cry:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: apc2010 on October 06, 2022, 11:57:07 AM
Site very slow again. Also had trouble getting in a couple of times this week.
Same here  cry:

BM needs to get his spanners out.... noooo:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2023, 03:58:32 PM
Running v slow today
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2023, 04:05:02 PM
Running v slow today


Agreed!

I thought it was down to some Interwebz issues I've had here - I'll get me spanners out now that I know it is global...
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2023, 05:06:11 PM
Yup, glacial
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2023, 06:36:40 PM
And now back to good speed  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2023, 06:38:42 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2024, 11:13:33 AM
running like glue ATM
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2024, 11:53:40 AM
OK now  ;D
Title: Re: Problems with using the VP Site
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2024, 03:12:23 PM
I had a brief spell earlier when I tried to post and it was slow...  rubschin: