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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on December 22, 2012, 02:51:06 PM
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omph surrender:
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Stay drunk ............ :thumbsup:
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Red wine >>> London Pride >>> Champers >>> Red wine...
I'm on a roll like!
OMPH tomorrow for sure like.... cloud9:
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Especially when you will be in the vicinity of young children and loud toys lol:
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happy001
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Miss T has hangover.............
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yup. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick007.gif&hash=aa1c38f827855b813ffc9c687ae27c2128db8a75) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) poorly sick.
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I win surrender:
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I win surrender:
Not so fast! nonono:
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Miss T has hangover.............
Would she like some sympathy p'raps? happy001
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NickSick Hair of the dog? rubschin:
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NickSick Hair of the dog? rubschin:
Do it ...........it makes sense,,,,,,, :thumbsup:
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Wine bill was £150. No food.
I declare myself the winner NickSick
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Wine bill was £150. No food.
I declare myself the winner NickSick
How much a bottle ...........that could be one........ rubschin:
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I lost count. They knew her and I heard her say "Just keep it coming" noooo: NickSick
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I lost count. They knew her and I heard her say "Just keep it coming, the drunk will pay" noooo: NickSick
whistle:
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She has an account there :thumbsup: scared2:
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I lost count. They knew her and I heard her say "Just keep it coming, the drunk will pay" noooo: NickSick
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I lost count. They knew her and I heard her say "Just keep it coming, the drunk will pay" noooo: NickSick
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
BM's motto.......
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I thought hangovers were supposed to get better. This one is getting worse sad24:
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I thought hangovers were supposed to get better. This one is getting worse sad24:
Hair of the dog.......... Thumbs: I have a beer...... redface:
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I thought hangovers were supposed to get better. This one is getting worse sad24:
Plenty of water happy100
Then take a nap .... if no better then you are f*cked....... noooo:
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I thought hangovers were supposed to get better. This one is getting worse sad24:
Plenty of water happy100
Then take a nap .... if no better then you are f*cked....... noooo:
happy001
flat Coke (or if desperate Pepsi) is better than water and subject to experiments to confirm, I'm fairly certain that fish don't fuck in Cola
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NickSick
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NickSick
What were you drinking ... eeek:
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Red plonk noooo:
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Red plonk noooo:
Must have been cheap to give you such a hangover... noooo:
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I am still suffering noooo:
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I am still suffering noooo:
How about a nice head massage then rubschin:
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I am still suffering noooo:
Have a drink FFS... ::)
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Never again noooo:
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Never again noooo:
happy002
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offtobed:
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You didn't want my friend Big Jason to come give you a head massage then .... noooo:
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I am still suffering noooo:
Have a drink FFS... ::)
Thumbs:
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offtobed:
Gayer:
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You didn't want my friend Big Jason to come give you a head massage then .... noooo:
OK I'll bite. And "Big Jason" is a big jessy Gayer: perchance?
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You didn't want my friend Big Jason to come give you a head massage then .... noooo:
OK I'll bite. And "Big Jason" is a big jessy Gayer: perchance?
No idea made him up Shrugs:
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lol:
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surrender:
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surrender:
Oh dears. It will get betterer. Hopefully it was worth it
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BBQ for 4. I have just put 9 wine bottles in the bin redface:
And the driver only had fruit juice redface:
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BBQ for 4. I have just put 9 wine bottles in the bin redface:
:thumbsup: worth it then
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BBQ for 4. I have just put 9 wine bottles in the bin redface:
And the driver only had fruit juice redface:
I bet you are still pissed then.... if only you had a breathalyser to check..... rubschin:
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doh:
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You didn't want my friend Big Jason to come give you a head massage then .... noooo:
OK I'll bite. And "Big Jason" is a big jessy Gayer: perchance?
No idea made him up Shrugs:
Oh bloody hell, does that mean the voices in Nick's head have started to migrate?? eeek:
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You didn't want my friend Big Jason to come give you a head massage then .... noooo:
OK I'll bite. And "Big Jason" is a big jessy Gayer: perchance?
No idea made him up Shrugs:
Oh bloody hell, does that mean the voices in Nick's head have started to migrate?? eeek:
Sausages whistle: That is what it is then .... scared2: scared2: scared2:
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You are fine as long as one doesn't introduce themselves as Mr Toad.... scared:
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You are fine as long as one doesn't introduce themselves as Mr Toad.... scared:
You may well hide ....what is your name whistle:
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offtobed: surrender: surrender:
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offtobed: surrender: surrender:
Already rubschin: Wrong thread .... noooo: noooo:
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offtobed: surrender: surrender:
Already rubschin: Wrong thread .... noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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You are fine as long as one doesn't introduce themselves as Mr Toad.... scared:
You may well hide ....what is your name whistle:
I earned this nickname years ago when some colleagues discovered I could be a grouchy bugger if they helped themselves to my coffee when I'm pulling a 36 hour straight shift. eveilgrin:
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http://www.hellou.com/2014/02/6-hangover-ratings-2341/ (http://www.hellou.com/2014/02/6-hangover-ratings-2341/)
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http://www.hellou.com/2014/02/6-hangover-ratings-2341/ (http://www.hellou.com/2014/02/6-hangover-ratings-2341/)
I have a ten star when Apey and Misty come round..... noooo:
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http://www.hellou.com/2014/02/6-hangover-ratings-2341/ (http://www.hellou.com/2014/02/6-hangover-ratings-2341/)
It's enough to put one off sobering up
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http://www.hellou.com/2014/02/6-hangover-ratings-2341/ (http://www.hellou.com/2014/02/6-hangover-ratings-2341/)
I have a ten star when Apey and Misty come round..... noooo:
An invite..... Thumbs:
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http://www.hellou.com/2014/02/6-hangover-ratings-2341/ (http://www.hellou.com/2014/02/6-hangover-ratings-2341/)
I have a ten star when Apey and Misty come round..... noooo:
An invite..... Thumbs:
When I need a ten-star hangover I'll let you know.... Thumbs:
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happy001
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happy001
OK so the poor bastard's got a funny name - but why post it in the competetive hangover thread?
rubschin:
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shutup:
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lol: lol:
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Collapso economico + Bourbon economico..... noooo:
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Collapso economico + Bourbon economico..... noooo:
John Doniels.... Thumbs:
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Collapso economico + Bourbon economico..... noooo:
John Doniels.... Thumbs:
Thass it.... from Lidl like.....
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Collapso economico + Bourbon economico..... noooo:
John Doniels.... Thumbs:
Thass it.... from Lidl like.....
lol:
noooo:
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Collapso economico + Bourbon economico..... noooo:
John Doniels.... Thumbs:
Thass it.... from Lidl like.....
So you are going to be a lidl poorly in the morning then whistle:
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Collapso economico + Bourbon economico..... noooo:
John Doniels.... Thumbs:
Thass it.... from Lidl like.....
So you are going to be a lidl poorly in the morning then whistle:
doh:
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Collapso economico + Bourbon economico..... noooo:
John Doniels.... Thumbs:
Thass it.... from Lidl like.....
So you are going to be a lidl poorly in the morning then whistle:
drumroll:
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I could be wrong but isn't a hangover cure supposed to make you feel better? eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2014%2F08%2F11%2F1407753437858_wps_2_Rip_authorised_by_Sean_on.jpg&hash=43468178fcae7479e9b264dc2be3a4e776eb7699)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2721809/The-ultimate-hangover-cure-Milwaukee-bar-brews-beastly-Bloody-Mary-topped-entire-fried-chicken.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2721809/The-ultimate-hangover-cure-Milwaukee-bar-brews-beastly-Bloody-Mary-topped-entire-fried-chicken.html)
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Beer & Ouzo hangover.... noooo:
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Beer & Ouzo hangover.... noooo:
noooo:
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Beer & Ouzo hangover.... noooo:
horn:
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Cheap Lidl French white wine >>>> cheap Lidl 'Jack Daniel's'.... noooo:
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White wine , bubbly and Passionfruit wallbangers hangover noooo:
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White wine , bubbly and Passionfruit wallbangers hangover noooo:
pathead:
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White wine , bubbly and Passionfruit wallbangers hangover noooo:
Thumbs: it's allowed ...
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I think I may have overtrained a bit last night. I now feel worse than I did when I first woke up noooo: surrender: surrender:
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I think I may have overtrained a bit last night. I now feel worse than I did when I first woke up noooo: surrender: surrender:
Have a beer! Thumbs:
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One of the nice office staff is ferrying pints of water to my desk cloud9:
redface:
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Hair of the dog needed, ring Nod :thumbsup:
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rubschin:
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eastdrink048
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One of the nice office staff is ferrying pints of water to my desk cloud9:
redface:
I felt sorry for the old bugger. Wrinklies these days clearly can't hold their drink
rubschin:
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evil:
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One of the nice office staff is ferrying pints of water to my desk cloud9:
redface:
I felt sorry for the old bugger. Wrinklies these days clearly can't hold their drink
rubschin:
And more
How are we placed for Tena pads?
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evil:
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One of the nice office staff is ferrying pints of water to my desk cloud9:
redface:
I felt sorry for the old bugger. Wrinklies these days clearly can't hold their drink
rubschin:
And more
How are we placed for Tena pads?
lol: lol: lol:
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evil: evil:
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One of the nice office staff is ferrying pints of water to my desk cloud9:
redface:
I felt sorry for the old bugger. Wrinklies these days clearly can't hold their drink
rubschin:
And more
How are we placed for Tena pads?
Nick is an accident waiting to happen you say... rubschin:
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Feeling betterer today :thumbsup:
Till next time noooo:
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Feeling betterer today :thumbsup:
Till tomorrow noooo:
whistle:
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evil:
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It's like a zombie film here noooo: noooo: noooo:
I feel worserer now than when I woke up NickSick NickSick
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It's like a zombie film here noooo: noooo: noooo:
I feel worserer now than when I woke up NickSick NickSick
Get back on it! Thumbs:
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I think Nod and I overdid it yesterday. noooo:
Going downhill NickSick
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surrender:
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Sudden death is looking like an attractive option noooo:
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Sudden death is looking like an attractive option noooo:
What about sudden faked death? Apparently it's all the rage these days
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Sudden death is looking like an attractive option noooo:
What about sudden faked death? Apparently it's all the rage these days
rubschin:
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I am back at the hotel in a darkened room. noooo:
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Led astray by wimmin noooo:
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
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I am still feeling ill noooo:
Considering hair of the dog rubschin:
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I am still feeling ill noooo:
Considering hair of the dog rubschin:
Just don't lead poor Suzi astray this time... noooo:
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She says she's still in bed noooo:
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She says she's still in bed noooo:
You put too much Rohypnol in her drink?
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::)
Wrong train
Got in a fight
Hangover from hell
noooo:
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::)
Wrong train
Got in a fight
Hangover from hell
noooo:
A fight?
Popcorn:
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On the train home, apparently.
Not what one would expect from a 62 year old former Head of English at a private gerls school, but she was full of red collapso noooo: noooo:
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On the train home, apparently.
Not what one would expect from a 62 year old former Head of English at a private gerls school, but she was full of red collapso noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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On the train home, apparently.
Not what one would expect from a 62 year old former Head of English at a private gerls school, but she was full of red collapso noooo: noooo:
Private girl's school? Nope that sounds completely in character to me... rubschin:
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On the train home, apparently.
Not what one would expect from a 62 year old former Head of English at a private gerls school, but she was full of red collapso noooo: noooo:
Private girl's school? Nope that sounds completely in character to me... rubschin:
St Trinians?
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On the train home, apparently.
Not what one would expect from a 62 year old former Head of English at a private gerls school, but she was full of red collapso noooo: noooo:
Private girl's school? Nope that sounds completely in character to me... rubschin:
St Trinians?
Going from past experience of the lasses from a (now closed) local convent school and a private school down here I'd say those stories were largely based on reality... whistle:
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Late night red wine binge with the VD not helped today by lunch with Nod noooo: NickSick NickSick NickSick
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Good news!!! A german court has ruled that hangovers are an illness. Now that a precedent has been set you can try for sick leave... whistle:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7497657/German-court-rules-hangovers-illness-days-Oktoberfest.html
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That Zoombie party noooo: noooo:
6 dangerous people and lots of Chianti
I want to die sad32: sad32: sad32:
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May have overdone it last night noooo:
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May have overdone it last night noooo:
Popcorn:
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May have overdone it last night noooo:
Popcorn:
Judging by the empties, a 12 pinter.
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May have overdone it last night noooo:
Popcorn:
Judging by the empties, a 12 pinter.
Not bad.... whistle:
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I am never drinking port again NickSick