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Come Inside... => Pets Corner (Imaginary or Otherwise) => Topic started by: Nick on May 28, 2012, 01:41:30 PM
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All nice and ready like
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sad32:
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I am still missing a parrot.......... sad24:
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I am still missing a parrot.......... sad24:
Oi! Get off me thread! cussing:
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I am still missing a parrot.......... sad24:
Oi! Get off me thread! cussing:
redface:............... whistle:
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I am still missing a parrot.......... sad24:
Oi! Get off me thread! cussing:
redface:............... whistle:
I'm watching you! evil:
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How is the dog-house like........... whistle:
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How is the dog-house like........... whistle:
redface:
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I am still missing a parrot.......... sad24:
Oi! Get off me thread! cussing:
It's not your thread! Nick started it on your behalf, so, technically, it's Nick's thread! point:
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I am still missing a parrot.......... sad24:
Oi! Get off me thread! cussing:
It's not your thread! Nick started it on your behalf, so, technically, it's Nick's thread! point:
He hasn't even got a fecking dog - imaginary or otherwise! evil:
Get off me thread! cussing:
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I appear to have have 3 extra cats....... eeek:
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Have you paid for them or are they free?
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Have you paid for them or are they free?
Free of course. but I don't want them ..........we sleep with a window open for our one ..every morning we wake up with an extra one and no cat food ...........our one just does not care ......... noooo:
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http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html (http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html)
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Have you paid for them or are they free?
Free of course. but I don't want them ..........we sleep with a window open for our one ..every morning we wake up with an extra one and no cat food ...........our one just does not care ......... noooo:
Lanate... :thumbsup:
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http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html (http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html)
lol:
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She's a barker.... noooo:
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Should be use to a cliff then redface:
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Should be use to a cliff then redface:
;D ;D
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noooo:
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Chain to a kennel at the bottom of the garden...that'll cure it
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I am still missing a parrot.......... sad24:
Check BM's cats... rubschin:
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The parrot is still about ..........neighbour called tonight to say it is in her garden ...........
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The parrot is still about ..........neighbour called tonight to say it is in her garden ...........
I'll bring me shotgun! Thumbs:
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The parrot is still about ..........neighbour called tonight to say it is in her garden ...........
I'll bring me shotgun! Thumbs:
Wot, to scare it off, like? rubschin:
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The parrot is still about ..........neighbour called tonight to say it is in her garden ...........
I'll bring me shotgun! Thumbs:
Wot, to scare it off, like? rubschin:
They have a garage not a barn ......... whistle:
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The parrot is still about ..........neighbour called tonight to say it is in her garden ...........
I'll bring me shotgun! Thumbs:
Wot, to scare it off, like? rubschin:
They have a garage not a barn ......... whistle:
evil:
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The parrot is still about ..........neighbour called tonight to say it is in her garden ...........
I'll bring me shotgun! Thumbs:
Ooo parrot pie, yumster. cloud9:
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Does it not repeat on you though ? lol:
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Does it not repeat on you though ? lol:
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happy001
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I see Miss D is on form ::)
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Sorry to irritate you oh blubbery one !
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Sorry to irritate you oh blubbery one !
Look, I know Nick's alleged to be of the ginger persuasion, but there's no reason to think he's a whale!
AFAIK he's quite sort of average sized.
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I know ....I have met him several times now lol:
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You have my sympathy! ;D
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sad32:
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Sorry to irritate you oh blubbery one !
Look, I know Nick's alleged to be of the ginger persuasion, but there's no reason to think he's a whale!
AFAIK he's quite sort of average sized.
No he's fvcking hoooge. Feet are about size 13, height somewhere around 6ft 2 or 3 and I shan't mention the results of home cooking. (Not that I have any room to talk given my waist line) ~ Average Nick is not!
He is, in all respects, a man with "Presence"
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Sorry to irritate you oh blubbery one !
Look, I know Nick's alleged to be of the ginger persuasion, but there's no reason to think he's a whale!
AFAIK he's quite sort of average sized.
No he's fvcking hoooge. Feet are about size 13, height somewhere around 6ft 2 or 3 and I shan't mention the results of home cooking. (Not that I have any room to talk given my waist line) ~ Average Nick is not!
He is, in all respects, a man with "Presence"
Thought he had not bought anything yet,,,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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Size 11 ackchooly
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Odd that someone that size could only manage 4 pints of Young's before he was bladdered...
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Odd that someone that size could only manage 4 pints of Young's before he was bladdered...
shutup:
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Took the OldDog to the VET today as he has a cough....
€200! cussing:
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BONG
[koff]
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BONG
[koff]
evil:
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€30 per X-Ray (x4) plus drugs 'n' stuff.... noooo:
I could have had him put down for €20.... rubschin:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Skilos, no you.... ::)
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Skilos, no you.... ::)
BOGOF?
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BONG
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Skilos, no you.... ::)
BOGOF?
rubschin:
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Should've sent him to the UK for treatment ..... wiv LL like. ;)
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Should've sent him to the UK for treatment ..... wiv LL like. ;)
rubschin:
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NewDog had a pee on the RUG in LL's office the other day....
So, took it outside and hosed it off, washed it with stuff and rinsed it again with the hose...
It had dried off nicely and ready to go back today....
So, this morning I am putting some water in the pool, left the hose running and ten minutes later came back to discover that the bastard hose had snaked out of the pool and stopped on top of the bastard rug which is now soaking wet again! cussing:
And calm.... angel1
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NewDog had a pee on the RUG in LL's office the other day....
So, took it outside and hosed it off, washed it with stuff and rinsed it again with the hose...
It had dried off nicely and ready to go back today....
So, this morning I am putting some water in the pool, left the hose running and ten minutes later came back to discover that the bastard hose had snaked out of the pool and stopped on top of the bastard rug which is now soaking wet again! cussing:
And calm.... angel1
Sloppy...... noooo:
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NewDog had a pee on the RUG in LL's office the other day....
So, took it outside and hosed it off, washed it with stuff and rinsed it again with the hose...
It had dried off nicely and ready to go back today....
So, this morning I am putting some water in the pool, left the hose running and ten minutes later came back to discover that the bastard hose had snaked out of the pool and stopped on top of the bastard rug which is now soaking wet again! cussing:
And calm.... angel1
Sloppy...... noooo:
Get a boy to do a man's job. noooo:
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NewDog had a pee on the RUG in LL's office the other day....
So, took it outside and hosed it off, washed it with stuff and rinsed it again with the hose...
It had dried off nicely and ready to go back today....
So, this morning I am putting some water in the pool, left the hose running and ten minutes later came back to discover that the bastard hose had snaked out of the pool and stopped on top of the bastard rug which is now soaking wet again! cussing:
And calm.... angel1
Sloppy...... noooo:
Get a boy to do a man's job. noooo:
It did not even seem like a man's job. noooo:
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NewDog had a pee on the RUG in LL's office the other day....
So, took it outside and hosed it off, washed it with stuff and rinsed it again with the hose...
It had dried off nicely and ready to go back today....
So, this morning I am putting some water in the pool, left the hose running and ten minutes later came back to discover that the bastard hose had snaked out of the pool and stopped on top of the bastard rug which is now soaking wet again! cussing:
And calm.... angel1
Sloppy...... noooo:
Get a boy to do a man's job. noooo:
It did not even seem like a man's job. noooo:
rubschin:
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The dog shat on my newly-cleaned rug! cussing:
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point:
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And I walked it all over the house while I was on the phone to Miss A! Banghead
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And I walked it all over the house while I was on the phone to Miss A! Banghead
Dilute the carpet cleaner......... whistle:
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And I walked it all over the house while I was on the phone to Miss A! Banghead
Dilute the carpet cleaner......... whistle:
I think this calls for neat.... noooo:
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LL has given NewDog a werming tablet this evening....
Result = dog sick all over the floor, carpet, sofa, walls, ceiling, etc. noooo:
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After all that nice painting too noooo: noooo:
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After all that nice painting too noooo: noooo:
Zackly! cussing:
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Paint over it for a textured effect :thumbsup:
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Paint over it for a textured effect :thumbsup:
rubschin:
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Started the new year by being bitten in the face by a dog.... cry:
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Started the new year by being bitten in the face by a dog.... cry:
noooo: had she had her shots.........
don't want her to catch anything......... whistle:
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Started the new year by being bitten in the face by a dog.... cry:
noooo: had she had her shots.........
don't want her to catch anything......... whistle:
evil:
It was a him.....
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Started the new year by being bitten in the face by a dog.... cry:
Dogs do tend to bite when they see something horrific at close quarters... rubschin:
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Started the new year by being bitten in the face by a dog.... cry:
Take the bucket off for 5 minutes and look what happens. noooo:
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Started the new year by being bitten in the face by a dog.... cry:
happy100 happy100
look on the bright side it was only your face whistle:
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Started the new year by being bitten in the face by a dog.... cry:
happy100 happy100
look on the bright side it was only your face whistle:
evil:
rubschin:
Thumbs:
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Oh dear ..what did you do to provoke her ? rubschin:
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Oh dear ..what did you do to provoke her ? rubschin:
It was not Emma.... ::)
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Trying to watch Paddington....
...but Emma keeps barking at the tellybox.....
Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Trying to watch Paddington....
...but Emma keeps barking at the tellybox.....
Banghead Banghead Banghead
Mornington Crescent....... Thumbs:
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We should do anew game of that rubschin: With BM giving prizes. Of cats :thumbsup:
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We should do anew game of that rubschin: With BM giving prizes. Of cats :thumbsup:
We should start a thread.... rubschin:
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We should do anew game of that rubschin: With BM giving prizes. Of cats :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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Hunting day today...
So we get back from the pub and this poor creature is outside our house starving and thirsty... noooo:
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Hunting day today...
So we get back from the pub and this poor creature is outside our house starving and thirsty... noooo:
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noooo: are you keeping him......... rubschin:
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Hunting day today...
So we get back from the pub and this poor creature is outside our house starving and thirsty... noooo:
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noooo: are you keeping him......... rubschin:
No...
She will have to go tomorrow....
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Hunting day today...
So we get back from the pub and this poor creature is outside our house starving and thirsty... noooo:
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noooo: are you keeping him......... rubschin:
No...
She will have to go tomorrow....
You need the doghouse still........ whistle:
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Hunting day today...
So we get back from the pub and this poor creature is outside our house starving and thirsty... noooo:
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noooo: are you keeping him......... rubschin:
No...
She will have to go tomorrow....
Wise, a bit sad but what else can you do though?
Sadly the world has a limitless supply of abandoned pets.
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Is there an update BM ? eeek:
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Is there an update BM ? eeek:
No, the council took her away.... I don't need to know any more.... noooo:
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Is there an update BM ? eeek:
No, the council took her away.... I don't need to know any more.... noooo:
Quite
You did what you could
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lol: lol: lol:
evil: Emma does that... evil:
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lol: lol: lol:
evil: Emma does that... evil:
She needs to get the dog trained.
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lol: lol: lol:
evil: Emma does that... evil:
She needs to get the dog trained.
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Back from the pub... Dog has shat everywhere... facepalm:
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What did it drink there ...... rubschin:
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Sampled BM's homebrew while old buckethead was at the pub you say... rubschin:
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We've got 325m2 of tiled floor and 6m2 of carpet...
So where does the dog choose to have a runny shit...? Banghead
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We've got 325m2 of tiled floor and 6m2 of carpet...
So where does the dog choose to have a runny shit...? Banghead
noooo: happy100
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point: point: point: point:
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We've got 325m2 of tiled floor and 6m2 of carpet...
So where does the dog choose to have a runny shit...? Banghead
You need what we call The Green Machine
https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine (https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine)
Jeez has it seen a lot of use
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We've got 325m2 of tiled floor and 6m2 of carpet...
So where does the dog choose to have a runny shit...? Banghead
You need what we call The Green Machine
https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine (https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine)
Jeez has it seen a lot of use
rubschin:
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We've got 325m2 of tiled floor and 6m2 of carpet...
So where does the dog choose to have a runny shit...? Banghead
You need what we call The Green Machine
https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine (https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine)
Jeez has it seen a lot of use
rubschin:
You can train the dog not to do it on the carpet by putting a small piece of lead in either ear.
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We've got 325m2 of tiled floor and 6m2 of carpet...
So where does the dog choose to have a runny shit...? Banghead
You need what we call The Green Machine
https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine (https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine)
Jeez has it seen a lot of use
rubschin:
You can train the dog not to do it on the carpet by putting a small piece of lead in either ear.
But do we really know it was the dog? All those curries and collapso could have effects
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We've got 325m2 of tiled floor and 6m2 of carpet...
So where does the dog choose to have a runny shit...? Banghead
You need what we call The Green Machine
https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine (https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine)
Jeez has it seen a lot of use
rubschin:
You can train the dog not to do it on the carpet by putting a small piece of lead in either ear.
happy001
angel1
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We've got 325m2 of tiled floor and 6m2 of carpet...
So where does the dog choose to have a runny shit...? Banghead
You need what we call The Green Machine
https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine (https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine)
Jeez has it seen a lot of use
rubschin:
You can train the dog not to do it on the carpet by putting a small piece of lead in either ear.
lol: lol: lol:
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We've got 325m2 of tiled floor and 6m2 of carpet...
So where does the dog choose to have a runny shit...? Banghead
You need what we call The Green Machine
https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine (https://www.bisselldirect.co.uk/little-green-clean-machine)
Jeez has it seen a lot of use
rubschin:
You can train the dog not to do it on the carpet by putting a small piece of lead in either ear.
But do we really know it was the dog? All those curries and collapso could have effects
True, plus he's getting on in years so his memory isn't what it was..... rubschin: