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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 03, 2007, 07:55:33 PM
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I find these tricky on occasions. Has anyone got a foolproof method to share?
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I find these tricky on occasions. Has anyone got a foolproof method to share?
How did I know you would do this? ... I even started a thread called Stocking Tops to head you off ~ but OH NO! noooo:
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Awww just like old times. sad24:
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Now look what you've done rolleyes:
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crying3:
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I find these tricky on occasions. Has anyone got a foolproof method to share?
Over there on the wall of the Snug ......
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Taken you this long to find that pic has it?!?
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Other duties my dear ~ confess I hadn't noticed it on the wall of the snug until just now when I went for a tinkle redface:
And now I must say goodnight. See you tomorrow I hope.
We need a "Blows kiss from the door" emoticon p'raps.
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I find these tricky on occasions. Has anyone got a foolproof method to share?
I suggest you let Mrs. James wear them instead… whistle:
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These new emoticons are good drumroll:
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These new emoticons are good drumroll:
They even have their own thread! whistle:
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=35.0
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We need a "Blows kiss from the door" emoticon p'raps.
Ask and ye shall receive.
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lol:
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These new emoticons are good drumroll:
They even have their own thread! whistle:
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=35.0
I have just added a few more for you to cast an eye over.
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These new emoticons are good drumroll:
They even have their own thread! whistle:
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=35.0
I have just added a few more for you to cast an eye over.
Unbounded joy. rolleyes:
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Not a single bra clip emoticon then? noooo:
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Not a single bra clip emoticon then? noooo:
::) Was this not good enough? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.charly-didgeridoo.com%2FphpBB2%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fdowntown.gif&hash=da016d27b4d42c425e3dbfdd68e5af0d8522d161)
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OK, if that is not good enough, see here for instructions :Tyra Banks takes her bra off!
http://www.zippyvideos.com/3673046451390016/tyrabouncies/
redface:
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Not a single bra clip emoticon then? noooo:
::) Was this not good enough? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.charly-didgeridoo.com%2FphpBB2%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fdowntown.gif&hash=da016d27b4d42c425e3dbfdd68e5af0d8522d161)
I see no clips! point:
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OK, if that is not good enough, see here for instructions :Tyra Banks takes her bra off!
http://www.zippyvideos.com/3673046451390016/tyrabouncies/
redface:
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I though Tyra Banks was one of those obscure places that gets mentioned on the shipping forecast.
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I though Tyra Banks was one of those obscure places that gets mentioned on the shipping forecast.
noooo: I think that is Dogger Banks.... whistle:
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Looking at the buoyancy aids that craft had built into it and the resultant instability when it was removed I think I might have been sick2: had I been aboard on that bit of ocean.
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I though Tyra Banks was one of those obscure places that gets mentioned on the shipping forecast.
noooo: I think that is Dogger Banks.... whistle:
Perhaps her full name is Tyra Dogger Banks?
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That's torn it .... Now anyone who Goggles "Dogging" will end up here! Stand by to repel boarders whip:
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Met a lovely Polish hotel receptionist last night during an emergency overnighter in Newport. Would anyone care for the name of the hotel?
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Met a lovely Polish hotel receptionist last night during an emergency overnighter in Newport. Would anyone care for the name of the hotel?
Thanks for the kind offer but it would be a rather long way for me to travel? noooo:
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Ahem
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PTMS anyone??
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Could one not have left this lurking elsewhere until Mrs Barman was no longer around!
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Could one not have left this lurking elsewhere until Mrs Barman was no longer around!
She can take it.
After all she is a big girl (according to Barman. eyes:)
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Ths has languished for too long! evil:
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tunble:
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sad24:
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Oh... OK then:
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IKEA?
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No ~ a lawsuit
Is Victoria’s Secret a Stolen Bra Design?
The bra that Katerina Plew contends is her original design. (Rendering: From Ms. Plew’s official complaint)
By Alan Feuer
April 21, 2008
Hear the phrase “intellectual property,” and the mind might wander to the epic struggle between the recording industry and Napster or the more recent battle between J. K. Rowling and a fan who wanted to publish “The Harry Potter Lexicon” as a literary love note.
One place it will probably not go is toward thoughts of lingerie — brassieres and litigation being, as with many things, an uncomfortable fit. But then there was the lawsuit [pdf] filed on Monday in United States District Court in Manhattan: a patent matter relating to Victoria Secret’s “Very Sexy 100-Way Strapless Convertible Bra.”
The bra is, according to the lawsuit, the intellectual creation of Katerina Plew, a Long Island paralegal, who registered it under United States Patent No. 6,733,362 in May 2004. Ms. Plew, who is 38, is now contending that Victoria’s Secret stole, then mass-produced, her specialized design.
“The first time I thought of it I was getting ready for a christening,” Ms. Plew said in a telephone interview from her home in Selden, N.Y. “It was an idea that just popped into my head in — don’t know — like March of ’99.”
The bra, with its various hooks and eyelets, is something like the Micronaut of the undergarment world. By a complicated series of maneuvers, it can be worn in as many as 100 different ways.
Which, of course, made it a highly prized commodity to underwear purveyors. In 2006, Ms. Plew said she had arranged to meet with designers from Victoria’s Secret. But without warning and on the very day it was set to have occurred, the designers canceled her appointment, she contends.
A Victoria’s Secret advertisement.
Robin Olshavsky, a spokeswoman for Limited Brands Inc., Victoria Secret’s parent company, said she could not comment on pending litigation. Along with a screen grab from Victoria Secret’s online catalog promoting the bra, Ms. Plew included in her suit a copy of her patent form with a history of previous brassieres (from the Capparelli to the Zweben) and detailed renderings of her own invention, complete with “diagrammatic rear elevational view.”
She says that she remembers precisely where she was when she first saw it strapped across the bosom of a mannequin.
“I was in the Smith Haven Mall, in Lake Grove, and there was my bra,” she said. “It was on a huge display. I had to buy the bra to actually prove they were selling it. And I cried. I actually cried while buying my own bra.”
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It was on a huge display
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Ths has languished for too long! evil:
Not long enough if you ask me. noooo:
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evil:
I didn't
evil:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7541675.stm
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Can they make one that is Berek proof though?
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shrugs: But I, for one, will never look at a German Policewoman in quite the same light again. whistle:
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Do you spend much time ogling German policewomen then?
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Could be a touch of Max Mosley here rubschin:
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No. I had a close encounter with a couple of German Lady Cops on one occasion when I found myself drunkenly blinking down the business end of one of these: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3163%2F2630177412_fd6a763ded.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=e320afd3afbd7d2fc1dc683433e84c9c344adecc)
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Britain has a long history of protecting Police tits.
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Indeed. evil:
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV18jxDr.jpg&hash=725dbc066c4b0499da1d10d1febb8dfb68f09c49) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV18jxDr)
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Scarey scared2:
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;D
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whistle:
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I favour explosives
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eeek:
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A small charge. Ever had a cap gun?
Are they still legal?
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Yes, and yes.
http://www.wonderlandmodels.com/Edison-categoryx41164.html
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Excellent.Where can you get them from.When I were a nipper newsagents sold the cap thingies. No longer. So where?
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Did you not look at the link?
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Yes, and yes.
http://www.wonderlandmodels.com/Edison-categoryx41164.html
I did not see the link the first time. But I need a local supplier, not interweb. Do toyshops still do such stuff?
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Yes, if you can find a toyshop.
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True sad24:
Birkenhead market prolly
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A tragically neglected thread IMHO Xmas1: Xmas1:
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A tragically neglected thread IMHO Xmas1: Xmas1:
And...?
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Time to recommence the discussion ::)
http://www.coolesolutions.co.uk/ProdInfo.htm (http://www.coolesolutions.co.uk/ProdInfo.htm)
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Time to recommence the discussion ::)
Off you go then... I'll join in when you say something interesting... whistle:
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Here... to start you off...
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What is this shite?*
*? Cyprus Grump passim
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My interest at present is entirely theoretical sad32: but a man has to have a hobby
In my student days it was never a problem since none of them even wore bras, but time and gravity take their toll I suppose
noooo:
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time and gravity take their toll I suppose
What, can't you manage any more?
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Fortunately I have large and sensitive hands angel1
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Fortunately I have large and sensitive hands angel1
Well with no woman about I suppose you will just have to make do with them. whistle:
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Fortunately I have large and sensitive hands angel1
Well with no woman about I suppose you will just have to make do with them. whistle:
happy001 happy001
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lol: evil:
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lol: evil:
point:
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Fortunately I have large and sensitive hands angel1
Does the brain that operates them though work in the same way whistle:
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My interest at present is entirely theoretical sad32: but a man has to have a hobby
In my student days it was never a problem since none of them even wore bras, but time and gravity take their toll I suppose
noooo:
Mrs Nick #1 tended towards the perky cloud9:
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I like perky. ;)
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and not your pinkies ;)
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I knew someone would.
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noooo:
Fortunately I have large and sensitive hands angel1
Does the brain that operates them though work in the same way whistle:
Poor gerly. YOu should know by now (at your advanced age) that brain-willy/hand connections are tenuous. Poor thing noooo: noooo:
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I know nothing of this subject of which you speak
I have led a very sheltered life angel1
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I like perky. ;)
Oh yes cloud9: I will try to dig out some pics for you eveilgrin:
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I know nothing of this subject of which you speak
I have led a very sheltered life angel1
happy001 Liar:
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I like perky. ;)
ALso pert cloud9: A man after my own boob heart
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I'm sure Uncle M will be delighted that you two are soooooooooo alike whistle:
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I am sure you are both perky and gratifyingly pert. As are we angel1
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My future husband is going to be blind and grateful lol:
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And missing his arms noooo:
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I feel for him then ;)
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My future husband is going to be blind and grateful lol:
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Xmas3:
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hey ...and he's got money 8)
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No, the woman has taken it all (as per usual)
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No, the woman has taken it all (as per usual)
lol: lol: lol:
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happy100 happy100
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Luckily my other half is a fan of what are known in the trade as front loaders.
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You are married to a washing machine and I claim my ?5
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You are married to a washing machine and I claim my ?5
drumroll: lol: lol:
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Frank Lampard's ex Elen Rivas unveils the UK's most 'innovative lingerie ever'
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1234686/Frank-Lampards-ex-Elen-Rives-unveils-UKs-innovative-lingerie-sexy-new-photo-shoot.html)
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eeek: eeek: Mrs S#1 had something very similar to that ~ made by Triumph if I remember rightly ~ 30 years ago. There really is nothing new any more.
I must be getting old ... Seen it all, done it all, is there anything left?
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Frank Lampard's ex Elen Rivas unveils the UK's most 'innovative lingerie ever'
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1234686/Frank-Lampards-ex-Elen-Rives-unveils-UKs-innovative-lingerie-sexy-new-photo-shoot.html)
So many options; so little time cry:
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Why's Nick's name as the thread starter written in black, whilst the rest of us have our names in blue?
Has he got some sort of priveliges over us mere mortals? rubschin:
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Why's Nick's name as the thread starter written in black, whilst the rest of us have our names in blue?
Has he got some sort of priveliges over us mere mortals? rubschin:
Mourning his lost marbles I expect
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Lost me on that one DS. Shrugs:
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Lost me on that one DS. Shrugs:
Black=Mourning (not morning)
Lost Marbles=Fruit cake=Nick
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Lost me on that one DS. Shrugs:
Black=Mourning (not morning)
Lost Marbles=Fruit cake=Nick
Sorry. Thought he must have started a thread that had whooshed completely over my head about him losing his childhood playground ollies or some other glass spherical associated shite. ::)
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Why's Nick's name as the thread starter written in black, whilst the rest of us have our names in blue?
Has he got some sort of priveliges over us mere mortals? rubschin:
Oooh, I know, I know, I know! cloud9:
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Can we try to keep this thread pure?
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::)
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Can we try to keep this thread pure?
Go fry yer arse mousey. noooo:
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Is that a local delicacy?
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Why's he deleted his sad24: post? rubschin:
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I haven't. It's in another thread ::)
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I haven't. It's in another thread ::)
Hard keeping up with all 'your self indulging sad24: posts. ::)
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sad32:
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Is it just me, or does anybody else see Nicks bear-chair avatart as an Anteater?
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rubschin: Now that you mention it ................
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No, it's just you noooo:
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Is it just me, or does anybody else see Nicks bear-chair avatart as an Anteater?
Yes, I do too...
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me too. rubschin:
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Me three.
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rubschin:
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Is it just me, or does anybody else see Nicks bear-chair avatart as an Anteater?
Good to hear/see it's not just me, even when I enlarged it. redface:
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eeek:
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t has been too long abandoned noooo:
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Hubba, hubba... Drool:
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Any tips for us all BM?
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Any tips for us all BM?
I forget... redface:
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point: point: point:
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lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiL25Au51AI
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Lest we forget
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Lest we forget
I was thinking of resurrecting this yesterday! eeek:
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Are you all dusting your mistletoe off ? noooo:
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Are you all dusting your mistletoe off ? noooo:
Oh yes... whistle:
And the virtual mistletoe.... eyes:
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Lest we forget
I was thinking of resurrecting this yesterday! eeek:
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whistle:
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whistle:
Are you still practicing on pillows ?
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redface:
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In readiness for your Spanish trip rubschin:
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whistle:
Are you still practicing on pillows ?
Biting them......... eeek:
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whistle:
Are you still practicing on pillows ?
Biting them......... eeek:
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whistle:
Are you still practicing on pillows ?
lol: lol: lol:
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Yay. And I need some tips for the weekend :thumbsup:
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Yay. And I need some tips for the weekend :thumbsup:
Wear a condom this time... ::)
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redface:
On my fingers?? rubschin:
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redface:
On my fingers?? rubschin:
On your head...
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rubschin: rubschin:
Will ask Miss I to help, like. Or can I use a bucket?
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rubschin: rubschin:
Will ask Miss I to help, like. Or can I use a bucket?
eeek: eeek:
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Was missing this thread sad24:
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Was missing this thread sad24:
Yes... cry:
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I am a bit out of practice sad32:
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I am a bit out of practice sad32:
Me too... sad24: