The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Commons => Topic started by: Snoopy on December 14, 2011, 01:45:26 PM
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Today our Nick is off to a reception at the House. In preparation he had his suit cleaned and before setting off to Winchester to see his Sister he collected his suit from the cleaners and hung it in the back of his car. This morning he got suit out of car, carefully washed and talced himself, removed the plastic cleaner's bag from the suit and got dressed. The suit trousers will not do up and are so short that they end just below his knees. The jacket sleeves end at about his elbows. He has in fact been given the wrong suit!
He has just phoned me from Winchester station where he is buying a ticket for London and is attending the reception at the HoC ~ he is wearing his BiL's New Blazer with shiny brass buttons and a pair of borrowed trousers.
I have his permission to publish this humiliation. happy002
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point:
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What could possibly go wrong?
point: point: point: point: point:
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shutup:
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Shame...
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I hope he remembered to remove anything incriminating from BIL's jacket. whistle:
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cussing:
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cussing:
So, it all went well then?
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I looked like an idiot evil:
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I looked like an idiot evil:
That's 'cus you ARE a friggin' idiot, class/grade A 1 * merit. whistle:
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I looked like an idiot evil:
You should have shouted, you could have borrowed one of mine. Mind you, you'd have had to of let it out a bit whistle:
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evil:
I have already had to call Trading Standards to check out the legal deal on getting my own suit back OR getting it replaced. I expect a battle tomorrow, especially as the Dry Cleanig place is run by Rastafarians scared2:
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evil:
I have already had to call Trading Standards to check out the legal deal on getting my own suit back OR getting it replaced. I expect a battle tomorrow, especially as the Dry Cleanig place is run by Rastafarians scared2:
They obviously placed the wrong ticket on the wrong garment you unbelievably thick dork. Banghead
Didn't you think to have a quick peek at it before you left the shop you loon? ::)
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cussing:
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I looked like an idiot evil:
Why........ rubschin:
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evil:
I have already had to call Trading Standards to check out the legal deal on getting my own suit back OR getting it replaced. I expect a battle tomorrow, especially as the Dry Cleanig place is run by Rastafarians scared2:
They may tell you not to Wait in Vain for your stuff whistle:
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angry041:
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evil:
I have already had to call Trading Standards to check out the legal deal on getting my own suit back OR getting it replaced. I expect a battle tomorrow, especially as the Dry Cleanig place is run by Rastafarians scared2:
They may tell you not to Wait in Vain for your stuff whistle:
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Can anyone explain to me in one sentence WHY oh WHY this idiot is actually allowed out loose into society? Shrugs:
Have you always been an absolute cock? ::)
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sad32:
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Can anyone explain to me in one sentence WHY oh WHY this idiot is actually allowed out loose into society? Shrugs:
rubschin:
rubschin:
Nope. no idea... noooo:
Problee some community care whatsit.....? Shrugs:
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sad32:
You almost seem to take pride in being the village idiot, or in this place the VP, the village prick. ::)
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Were you so badly dressed that you were mistaken for a Lib-Dem MP ?
I think village prick is a bit strong. Professional village idiot probably fits the bill.
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As for the Rastafarians, they didn't make you look natty, but you were dreading it !
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Were you so badly dressed that you were mistaken for a Lib-Dem MP ?
I think village prick is a bit strong. Professional village idiot probably fits the bill.
I thought i was being a bit overly generous and tame tbqath. whistle:
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You weren't at the Department of Education Chrsitmas do last night were you Nick ????
Apparently they themed it on Strictly Come Dancing with Michael Gove being head judge rubschin:
Your outfit would have deffo stood out if that was the case noooo:
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Were you so badly dressed that you were mistaken for a Lib-Dem MP ?
I think village prick is a bit strong. Professional village idiot probably fits the bill.
I thought i was being a bit overly generous and tame tbqath. whistle:
And I thought you were being bloody offensive TBQH but since Nick seems happy to let you be I don't interfere.
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I am back in Nottingham. Frist port of call were the Rasta. They were beside themselves with embarrassment and profusely sorry. They think they know which dwarf the suit belongs to and will cal me when he returns it or will replace the suit for me cloud9:
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I am back in Nottingham. Frist port of call were the Rasta. They were beside themselves with embarrassment and profusely sorry. They think they know which dwarf the suit belongs to and will cal me when he returns it or will replace the suit for me cloud9:
Life's too short........... rubschin:
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Eh?
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I am back in Nottingham. Frist port of call were the Rasta. They were beside themselves with embarrassment and profusely sorry. They think they know which dwarf the suit belongs to and will cal me when he returns it or will replace the suit for me cloud9:
Excellent news. West Indians are usually very pleasant people to deal with in my experience.
Thanks for the smiles at your expense. Very generous of you to share it with us I thought, particularly as you must have known some would have to take matters beyond a joke. ::)
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I expect nothing less from the VP :thumbsup:
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Eh?
Check out the on the box thread ......... ::)
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I am back in Nottingham. Frist port of call were the Rasta. They were beside themselves with embarrassment and profusely sorry. They think they know which dwarf the suit belongs to and will cal me when he returns it or will replace the suit for me cloud9:
Life's too short........... rubschin:
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I looked like an idiot evil:
I agree with Nick. whistle:
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Today's classic thread evil:
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But did you ever get your suit back?