Scarlet eyes

[Nick]

Both my eyes are bright red where they should be white   I look like a wild animal. Doc says it's viral and there is no treatment 

[Barman]

Both my eyes are bright red where they should be white   I look like a wild animal. Doc says it's viral and there is no treatment 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Both my eyes are bright red where they should be white   I look like a wild animal. Doc says it's viral and there is no treatment 

 

[Nick]

Too close for comfort 

QUack has prescribed eye lubricant 

[miss Tchevious]

Too close for comfort 

QUack has prescribed eye lubricant 

drink meets keyboard!!! sorry, not to be unsympathetic but faaaarr too many jokes.

[Nick]

 

[miss Tchevious]

so sorry  but I actually did laugh out loud. 

shame on me. I hang my head in shame.


have you tried cucumber?

[Nick]

I have. But it seems a bit desperate in your case unless he is late home, like.

[Barman]

I have. But it seems a bit desperate in your case unless he is late home, like.

 

[Baldy]

I have. But it seems a bit desperate in your case unless he is late home, like.

 

 

[Nick]

I am told they have now turned orange 

[Grumpmeister]

 

[Nick]

 

[miss Tchevious]