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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #750 on: June 10, 2016, 10:36:46 AM »
Poor bastard, finally finishes restoring an E-type and then on the first drive manages to slam it into a lamp post.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633221/Lovingly-restored-1973-Jaguar-E-Type-smashed-lamppost-moments-taking-road-following-painstaking-overhaul.html
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #751 on: June 10, 2016, 10:40:17 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Poor bastard, finally finishes restoring an E-type and then on the first drive manages to slam it into a lamp post.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633221/Lovingly-restored-1973-Jaguar-E-Type-smashed-lamppost-moments-taking-road-following-painstaking-overhaul.html

Oh. Holy. Fuck.  eeek:

Gutted wouldn't come close to it...  noooo:

I blame poor workmanship....  whistle:
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #752 on: June 10, 2016, 11:34:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2016, 10:40:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Poor bastard, finally finishes restoring an E-type and then on the first drive manages to slam it into a lamp post.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633221/Lovingly-restored-1973-Jaguar-E-Type-smashed-lamppost-moments-taking-road-following-painstaking-overhaul.html

Oh. Holy. Fuck.  eeek:

Gutted wouldn't come close to it...  noooo:

I blame poor workmanship....  whistle:
:thumbsup:

Hard to work out how else he managed to hit that lamp post at that angle.  Sticking offside brake pads?

But look on the bright side.  The lamp post was OK
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #753 on: June 10, 2016, 11:34:45 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Poor bastard, finally finishes restoring an E-type and then on the first drive manages to slam it into a lamp post.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633221/Lovingly-restored-1973-Jaguar-E-Type-smashed-lamppost-moments-taking-road-following-painstaking-overhaul.html

"I'll just take it for a quick spin and look at the brakes when I get back"
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #754 on: June 10, 2016, 11:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2016, 11:34:45 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Poor bastard, finally finishes restoring an E-type and then on the first drive manages to slam it into a lamp post.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633221/Lovingly-restored-1973-Jaguar-E-Type-smashed-lamppost-moments-taking-road-following-painstaking-overhaul.html

"I'll just take it for a quick spin and look at the brakes when I get back"

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #755 on: June 10, 2016, 11:37:57 AM »
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2016, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2016, 10:40:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Poor bastard, finally finishes restoring an E-type and then on the first drive manages to slam it into a lamp post.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633221/Lovingly-restored-1973-Jaguar-E-Type-smashed-lamppost-moments-taking-road-following-painstaking-overhaul.html

Oh. Holy. Fuck.  eeek:

Gutted wouldn't come close to it...  noooo:

I blame poor workmanship....  whistle:
:thumbsup:

Hard to work out how else he managed to hit that lamp post at that angle.  Sticking offside brake pads?

But look on the bright side.  The lamp post was OK

To be fair, I took the Mini out sans glass, doors, bonnet and boot once the engine was in...

It was only when we got up the road and heard a clonking sound that I remembered that the wheel nuts were only hand-tight...  redface:
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #756 on: June 10, 2016, 11:43:09 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2016, 11:37:57 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2016, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2016, 10:40:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Poor bastard, finally finishes restoring an E-type and then on the first drive manages to slam it into a lamp post.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633221/Lovingly-restored-1973-Jaguar-E-Type-smashed-lamppost-moments-taking-road-following-painstaking-overhaul.html

Oh. Holy. Fuck.  eeek:

Gutted wouldn't come close to it...  noooo:

I blame poor workmanship....  whistle:
:thumbsup:

Hard to work out how else he managed to hit that lamp post at that angle.  Sticking offside brake pads?

But look on the bright side.  The lamp post was OK

To be fair, I took the Mini out sans glass, doors, bonnet and boot once the engine was in...

It was only when we got up the road and heard a clonking sound that I remembered that the wheel nuts were only hand-tight...  redface:
lol:

But the important thing is you got away with it and no one would ever have known had you not posted it

But now  point:
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #757 on: June 10, 2016, 12:07:56 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2016, 11:43:09 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2016, 11:37:57 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2016, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2016, 10:40:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Poor bastard, finally finishes restoring an E-type and then on the first drive manages to slam it into a lamp post.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633221/Lovingly-restored-1973-Jaguar-E-Type-smashed-lamppost-moments-taking-road-following-painstaking-overhaul.html

Oh. Holy. Fuck.  eeek:

Gutted wouldn't come close to it...  noooo:

I blame poor workmanship....  whistle:
:thumbsup:

Hard to work out how else he managed to hit that lamp post at that angle.  Sticking offside brake pads?

But look on the bright side.  The lamp post was OK

To be fair, I took the Mini out sans glass, doors, bonnet and boot once the engine was in...

It was only when we got up the road and heard a clonking sound that I remembered that the wheel nuts were only hand-tight...  redface:
lol:

But the important thing is you got away with it and no one would ever have known had you not posted it

But now  point:

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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #758 on: June 10, 2016, 12:14:39 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2016, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2016, 10:40:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Poor bastard, finally finishes restoring an E-type and then on the first drive manages to slam it into a lamp post.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633221/Lovingly-restored-1973-Jaguar-E-Type-smashed-lamppost-moments-taking-road-following-painstaking-overhaul.html

Oh. Holy. Fuck.  eeek:

Gutted wouldn't come close to it...  noooo:

I blame poor workmanship....  whistle:
:thumbsup:

Hard to work out how else he managed to hit that lamp post at that angle.  Sticking offside brake pads?

But look on the bright side.  The lamp post was OK

looking at the skid marks on the second picture I'm guessing he took the turn too quickly and then tried getting back on the main road again.  rubschin:
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #759 on: June 10, 2016, 12:26:08 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 12:14:39 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 10, 2016, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 10, 2016, 10:40:17 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Poor bastard, finally finishes restoring an E-type and then on the first drive manages to slam it into a lamp post.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3633221/Lovingly-restored-1973-Jaguar-E-Type-smashed-lamppost-moments-taking-road-following-painstaking-overhaul.html

Oh. Holy. Fuck.  eeek:

Gutted wouldn't come close to it...  noooo:

I blame poor workmanship....  whistle:
:thumbsup:

Hard to work out how else he managed to hit that lamp post at that angle.  Sticking offside brake pads?

But look on the bright side.  The lamp post was OK

looking at the skid marks on the second picture I'm guessing he took the turn too quickly and then tried getting back on the main road again.  rubschin:

To be fair (here we go again  redface:) I remember locking up my TR6 when approaching a roundabout in Reading many years ago - not that fast either...

...jumping out of a modern car with grippy tyres, decent brakes and power steering and into something from the 70s with none of those things really does need to be taken very seriously... 

It is rather like going karting. You spend an hour zooming around in a machine that has about 90º lock-to-lock in the steering and have the fright of your life at the first roundabout when you are driving home afters!  lol:
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #760 on: June 14, 2016, 08:05:49 PM »
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #761 on: June 15, 2016, 05:47:39 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 14, 2016, 08:05:49 PM
Wonder how many model cake shops it has...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3640731/Train-mad-grandfather-72-builds-incredible-3-000-square-foot-model-railway-garden-shed-girlfriend-won-t-house.html

How splendid!  ;D

Yes, strange The Daily Fail didn't mention the number of cake shops...  rubschin:

...or the value of his house which is very unusual for the Fail...  ::)
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #762 on: June 18, 2016, 12:58:14 AM »
Could be the first time BM's been 'cool' in years....  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/yrvwOEwawsA
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #763 on: June 19, 2016, 12:40:25 AM »
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Re: BM's next project
« Reply #764 on: July 03, 2016, 12:16:26 AM »
Inspiring BM to build a powerful laser with scrap and bits bought off Ebay, what's the worst that could happen.....?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3668971/Mad-scientist-creates-laser-bazooka-s-33-million-times-powerful-SUN.html
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