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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35850 on: May 14, 2017, 09:23:29 AM »
OMG!  eeek:

The two bar owners (one English, one Cypriot) had a "who can make the bestist chilli sauce" competition... scorchio:

I shall need bum paper in the fridge tonight for sure....  noooo:
What about freezer spray?

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35851 on: May 14, 2017, 09:35:41 AM »
OMG!  eeek:

The two bar owners (one English, one Cypriot) had a "who can make the bestist chilli sauce" competition... scorchio:

I shall need bum paper in the fridge tonight for sure....  noooo:
What about freezer spray?

It burns on the way out!  Angry9:
Freezer spray cans i've used always came with a thin tube that I imagine could be easily inserted deeper than the problem area.

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35852 on: May 14, 2017, 09:36:13 AM »
OMG!  eeek:

The two bar owners (one English, one Cypriot) had a "who can make the bestist chilli sauce" competition... scorchio:

I shall need bum paper in the fridge tonight for sure....  noooo:
What about freezer spray?

It burns on the way out!  Angry9:
Freezer spray cans i've used always came with a thin tube that I imagine could be easily inserted deeper than the problem area.


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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35853 on: May 14, 2017, 09:59:29 AM »
OMG!  eeek:

The two bar owners (one English, one Cypriot) had a "who can make the bestist chilli sauce" competition... scorchio:

I shall need bum paper in the fridge tonight for sure....  noooo:
What about freezer spray?

It burns on the way out!  Angry9:
Freezer spray cans i've used always came with a thin tube that I imagine could be easily inserted deeper than the problem area.


 rubschin:
This might be a good time for me to say Don't try that at home!  Or indeed anywhere
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35854 on: May 14, 2017, 10:13:59 AM »
OMG!  eeek:

The two bar owners (one English, one Cypriot) had a "who can make the bestist chilli sauce" competition... scorchio:

I shall need bum paper in the fridge tonight for sure....  noooo:
What about freezer spray?

It burns on the way out!  Angry9:
Freezer spray cans i've used always came with a thin tube that I imagine could be easily inserted deeper than the problem area.


 rubschin:
This might be a good time for me to say Don't try that at home!  Or indeed anywhere

Too late - I expect Nick is at B and bloody long Q even as I type...  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35855 on: May 14, 2017, 12:18:07 PM »
OMG!  eeek:

The two bar owners (one English, one Cypriot) had a "who can make the bestist chilli sauce" competition... scorchio:

I shall need bum paper in the fridge tonight for sure....  noooo:
What about freezer spray?

It burns on the way out!  Angry9:
Freezer spray cans i've used always came with a thin tube that I imagine could be easily inserted deeper than the problem area.


 rubschin:
This might be a good time for me to say Don't try that at home!  Or indeed anywhere

Too late - I expect Nick is at B and bloody long Q even as I type...  noooo:
Ah well  doh:

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35856 on: May 14, 2017, 02:29:26 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35857 on: May 14, 2017, 05:04:42 PM »
Mr maturing stew  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35858 on: May 15, 2017, 03:36:20 PM »
Pizza...  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35859 on: May 15, 2017, 03:36:46 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35860 on: May 15, 2017, 03:44:56 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35861 on: May 15, 2017, 03:48:03 PM »
I will be disposing of him before Miss I turns up tomorrow  redface:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35862 on: May 15, 2017, 07:29:54 PM »
poached eggs and stuff
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35863 on: May 15, 2017, 11:27:04 PM »
poached eggs and stuff

Thief ......... noooo:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35864 on: May 16, 2017, 08:36:14 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind