Nominations for the 2024 VP Utter Cockwomble of the Year Award

[Grumpmeister]

You know, having thought about it you are absolutely right. You do deserve a job and i have the perfect one in mind, we send you round to schools as a warning to future generation why you shouldn't be a raging cockwomble   

[Grumpmeister]

You had one job.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13262451/Adidas-redesign-font-German-national-football-team-shirt-discovered-number-44-looked-like-shameful-SS-Nazi-war-symbol.html

[apc2010]

You had one job.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13262451/Adidas-redesign-font-German-national-football-team-shirt-discovered-number-44-looked-like-shameful-SS-Nazi-war-symbol.html

 

[Steve]

You had one job.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13262451/Adidas-redesign-font-German-national-football-team-shirt-discovered-number-44-looked-like-shameful-SS-Nazi-war-symbol.html

 

[apc2010]

Jesus Christ, what on earth possesses someone to do this for pleasure.. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13140083/Indonesian-man-shoved-toothbrush-penis.html

  Not clicking... 

Wot he said ….above..

[Grumpmeister]

So you refuse to deal with the rampant crime leading to a mass exodus of businesses and now one of you has the bright idea of solving the problem by allowing lawsuits against companies for leaving? 

Dean Preston, another member of the Board of Supervisors, recently introduced a proposal called the Grocery Protection Act, which would require a closing store to provide the city six months’ notice and try to find a replacement supermarket for the location it’s vacating.

Elaborating on his proposal, Preston said, "Our communities need notice, an opportunity to be heard and a transition plan when major neighborhood grocery stores plan to shut their doors."

According to the proposal, anyone impacted by a non complying grocery store could initiate legal proceedings.

No your communities need effective law enforcement and a massive crack down on drug dealing, shoplifting and assaults on staff which would remove the factors driving businesses away you bloody cretin.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/crime-ridden-san-francisco-seeks-151304061.html

[Steve]

So you refuse to deal with the rampant crime leading to a mass exodus of businesses and now one of you has the bright idea of solving the problem by allowing lawsuits against companies for leaving? 

Dean Preston, another member of the Board of Supervisors, recently introduced a proposal called the Grocery Protection Act, which would require a closing store to provide the city six months’ notice and try to find a replacement supermarket for the location it’s vacating.

Elaborating on his proposal, Preston said, "Our communities need notice, an opportunity to be heard and a transition plan when major neighborhood grocery stores plan to shut their doors."

According to the proposal, anyone impacted by a non complying grocery store could initiate legal proceedings.

No your communities need effective law enforcement and a massive crack down on drug dealing, shoplifting and assaults on staff which would remove the factors driving businesses away you bloody cretin.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/crime-ridden-san-francisco-seeks-151304061.html

Yep

23 years now since I last went to San Francisco and I ain't rushing to get to see it again.  Shame but the sun will still rise.

[Barman]

So you refuse to deal with the rampant crime leading to a mass exodus of businesses and now one of you has the bright idea of solving the problem by allowing lawsuits against companies for leaving? 

Dean Preston, another member of the Board of Supervisors, recently introduced a proposal called the Grocery Protection Act, which would require a closing store to provide the city six months’ notice and try to find a replacement supermarket for the location it’s vacating.

Elaborating on his proposal, Preston said, "Our communities need notice, an opportunity to be heard and a transition plan when major neighborhood grocery stores plan to shut their doors."

According to the proposal, anyone impacted by a non complying grocery store could initiate legal proceedings.

No your communities need effective law enforcement and a massive crack down on drug dealing, shoplifting and assaults on staff which would remove the factors driving businesses away you bloody cretin.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/crime-ridden-san-francisco-seeks-151304061.html

Yep

23 years now since I last went to San Francisco and I ain't rushing to get to see it again.  Shame but the sun will still rise.

'Bout the same time for me, perhaps a bit more... It was when the trams were not running... 

[Steve]

So you refuse to deal with the rampant crime leading to a mass exodus of businesses and now one of you has the bright idea of solving the problem by allowing lawsuits against companies for leaving? 

Dean Preston, another member of the Board of Supervisors, recently introduced a proposal called the Grocery Protection Act, which would require a closing store to provide the city six months’ notice and try to find a replacement supermarket for the location it’s vacating.

Elaborating on his proposal, Preston said, "Our communities need notice, an opportunity to be heard and a transition plan when major neighborhood grocery stores plan to shut their doors."

According to the proposal, anyone impacted by a non complying grocery store could initiate legal proceedings.

No your communities need effective law enforcement and a massive crack down on drug dealing, shoplifting and assaults on staff which would remove the factors driving businesses away you bloody cretin.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/crime-ridden-san-francisco-seeks-151304061.html

Yep

23 years now since I last went to San Francisco and I ain't rushing to get to see it again.  Shame but the sun will still rise.

'Bout the same time for me, perhaps a bit more... It was when the trams were not running... 

It was a weird trip for us, just over 2 weeks after 911 and the hotels were nearly empty.  Even then SF wasn't as good as when we'd seen it in the late 80s.but we did drive down to Carmel which we thought would be awful and it wasn't, it was brilliant.  And Muir Woods just north of SF was great too.

[Grumpmeister]

There has to be an easier way to deal with a blocked nose.. 

[Barman]

There has to be an easier way to deal with a blocked nose.. 

 

[apc2010]

There has to be an easier way to deal with a blocked nose..