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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2017, 10:09:32 AM »
Been to Preston many times and rarely liked it but the surrounding area is very good.  Well apart from the Garstang Horror that is (long story)

Years ago there was a brilliant meaty restaurant (so it must have been before 1995) which was combined with a butchers.  You went in, selected your type and weight of steak and that's what they cooked for you.  Prolly closed now
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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2017, 11:21:39 AM »
If Preston has any redeeming features, I have missed them.
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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2017, 11:23:36 AM »
There are none, at least not till I am installed there  angel1
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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2017, 01:11:21 PM »
If Preston has any redeeming features, I have missed them.

The road out?  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2017, 02:30:49 PM »
If Preston has any redeeming features, I have missed them.

The road out?  rubschin:

Ah yes.

Q: "Whats the best thing that ever came out of Preston?"

A: "The A6"
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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2017, 02:31:47 PM »
Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared  sad24: ) noooo:
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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2017, 02:38:51 PM »
Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared  sad24: ) noooo:
Your IQ will simply drain away at around 10 points per month.

At the end of it you will have tattoos all over, a mixed-race girlfriend and a belief that Emmerdale is entertaining.
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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2017, 02:40:13 PM »
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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2017, 03:00:58 PM »
Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared  sad24: ) noooo:
Your IQ will simply drain away at around 10 points per month.

At the end of it you will have tattoos all over, a mixed-race girlfriend and a belief that Emmerdale is entertaining.

So hands and feet marked left and right and 'this way up' tattooed on his forehead.  rubschin:
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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2017, 03:06:56 PM »
Mrs Nick and I had jiving lessons many years ago and I had to write L and R on my trainers  redface: redface:
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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2017, 03:51:00 PM »
Mrs Nick and I had jiving lessons many years ago and I had to write L and R on my trainers  redface: redface:

Pity you got them the wrong way around....  whistle:
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2017, 03:52:05 PM »
It's a common problem with us lefties. We are superior to the masses in many other ways angel1
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Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2017, 03:58:02 PM »
It's a common problem with us lefties. We are superior to the masses in many other ways angel1

Well you certainly have superior skills in chaos and gubberation  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2017, 03:58:52 PM »
I use it to confuse my enemies  eveilgrin:
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