And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!

[Barman]

Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared  )

Your IQ will simply drain away at around 10 points per month.

At the end of it you will have tattoos all over, a mixed-race girlfriend and a belief that Emmerdale is entertaining.

 

[Nick]

Further orders arrive 

I am to be there at noon Thursday to "meet my team". What fecking team?

Then lunch meeting with Boss to discuss what they want me to do.

I haven't even accepted it yet!!



























Or sorted out a day rate 

[Just One More]

Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

[Barman]

Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

[Steve]

Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

[apc2010]

Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

 

[boogs]

Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

 

[Nick]

 

Anyhoo, off there at the crack and driving back later 

[Nick]

Barbie the SatNav led the way and took me the pretty way 

Meeting was fine but the mong I was meeting did not realise he would have to pay my expenses 

They want me to go and werk there but are now going back to redo their budget 

[Nick]

Clueless Sophie calls to say she is speaking to them this afternoon 

[Nick]

Still no news from Clueless Sophie

[Steve]

Looks like they can't afford you

Either that or Sophie read this thread

[Nick]

CS has gone on holiday again!!