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Bonkers
« on: May 29, 2017, 03:11:22 PM »
The Boy is 19 in July

He wants a bike for his birthday

Mrs Nick thinks this is too dangerous  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Bonkers
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2017, 03:33:44 PM »
Well they aren't the safest mode of transport.

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Re: Bonkers
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2017, 03:37:21 PM »
BMX or a racer type ?  ;D
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Re: Bonkers
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2017, 03:40:19 PM »
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Re: Bonkers
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2017, 03:41:08 PM »
Well they aren't the safest mode of transport.

Perhaps a ferrari then, or an owld sierra  ::)
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Re: Bonkers
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2017, 03:46:35 PM »
Depends on what you can afford, seeing as you'll be paying.

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Re: Bonkers
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2017, 03:50:07 PM »
One of TMR's cast off trikes?
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Re: Bonkers
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2017, 04:04:40 PM »
That would slow him down   :thumbsup:

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Re: Bonkers
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2017, 04:09:51 PM »
 :thumbsup:

I could just do a condom gift pack, like  rubschin:
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Re: Bonkers
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2017, 05:59:55 PM »
The Boy is 19 in July

He wants a bike for his birthday

Mrs Nick thinks this is too dangerous  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3038540/Would-ride-world-s-safest-bike-Invention-boasts-roll-cage-foot-protectors-SEAT-BELT-protect-you.html

Assuming that this is up and running now, problem solved :thumbsup:
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