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[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.

She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."

I would be more concerned about the billing.

[Barman]

Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.

She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."

I would be more concerned about the billing.

 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Are you sure it isn't something you shoved up there by way of an experiment like...?

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Cock up time 

2 letters from hospital. One with a date for my pre-op and the second actually intended for my GP full of technical info and saying they have found something "sinister".    Off to the quack n the morning.

[Uncle Mort]

 

Actually any letter the consultant sends to the GP gets copied to the patient, although using the word "sinister" is a tad out of order.

[Barman]

Cock up time 

2 letters from hospital. One with a date for my pre-op and the second actually intended for my GP full of technical info and saying they have found something "sinister".    Off to the quack n the morning.

I'm guessing a Lego brick or some such....

[Nick]

Letter was addressed to my GP but wrongly folded so it came to me as my address was also on it. It is very technical. I am sure I was not meant to see it.

[Uncle Mort]

No, I'm sure it was meant for you. I get them all the time, even with wrong folds. I spend a worried few minutes googling the terms used.

[Nick]

Ta. I am seeing the quack anyhow to ask WTF it means. I refuse to go to Google as all symptom searches there lead to certain death

[Barman]

Ta. I am seeing the quack anyhow to ask WTF it means. I refuse to go to Google as all symptom searches there lead to certain death

Here... 

[Nick]

no

[Barman]

no

You will...