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Title: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2017, 09:31:19 AM
Starting on Thursday, perhaps. rubschin:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2017, 10:09:32 AM
Been to Preston many times and rarely liked it but the surrounding area is very good.  Well apart from the Garstang Horror that is (long story)

Years ago there was a brilliant meaty restaurant (so it must have been before 1995) which was combined with a butchers.  You went in, selected your type and weight of steak and that's what they cooked for you.  Prolly closed now
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2017, 11:21:39 AM
If Preston has any redeeming features, I have missed them.
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2017, 11:23:36 AM
There are none, at least not till I am installed there  angel1
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2017, 01:11:21 PM
If Preston has any redeeming features, I have missed them.

The road out?  rubschin:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2017, 02:30:49 PM
If Preston has any redeeming features, I have missed them.

The road out?  rubschin:

Ah yes.

Q: "Whats the best thing that ever came out of Preston?"

A: "The A6"
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2017, 02:31:47 PM
Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared  sad24: ) noooo:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2017, 02:38:51 PM
Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared  sad24: ) noooo:
Your IQ will simply drain away at around 10 points per month.

At the end of it you will have tattoos all over, a mixed-race girlfriend and a belief that Emmerdale is entertaining.
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2017, 02:40:13 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2017, 03:00:58 PM
Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared  sad24: ) noooo:
Your IQ will simply drain away at around 10 points per month.

At the end of it you will have tattoos all over, a mixed-race girlfriend and a belief that Emmerdale is entertaining.

So hands and feet marked left and right and 'this way up' tattooed on his forehead.  rubschin:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2017, 03:06:56 PM
Mrs Nick and I had jiving lessons many years ago and I had to write L and R on my trainers  redface: redface:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2017, 03:51:00 PM
Mrs Nick and I had jiving lessons many years ago and I had to write L and R on my trainers  redface: redface:

Pity you got them the wrong way around....  whistle:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2017, 03:52:05 PM
It's a common problem with us lefties. We are superior to the masses in many other ways angel1
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 17, 2017, 03:58:02 PM
It's a common problem with us lefties. We are superior to the masses in many other ways angel1

Well you certainly have superior skills in chaos and gubberation  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2017, 03:58:52 PM
I use it to confuse my enemies  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2017, 04:01:23 PM
Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared  sad24: ) noooo:
Your IQ will simply drain away at around 10 points per month.

At the end of it you will have tattoos all over, a mixed-race girlfriend and a belief that Emmerdale is entertaining.

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2017, 03:44:57 PM
Further orders arrive  eeek:

I am to be there at noon Thursday to "meet my team". What fecking team?

Then lunch meeting with Boss to discuss what they want me to do.

I haven't even accepted it yet!!



























Or sorted out a day rate  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Just One More on July 18, 2017, 07:17:11 PM
Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston
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Post by: Barman on July 18, 2017, 07:26:39 PM
Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

happy001
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2017, 08:22:39 PM
Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2017, 10:22:03 PM
Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2017, 04:46:20 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2017, 09:55:46 AM
Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: boogs on July 19, 2017, 04:29:04 PM
Did he just say some country and western?

No dear, he said some **** from Preston

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
happy002
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2017, 04:29:56 PM
 ::)

Anyhoo, off there at the crack and driving back later  NickSick
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2017, 05:39:07 PM
Barbie the SatNav led the way and took me the pretty way  ::)

Meeting was fine but the mong I was meeting did not realise he would have to pay my expenses  Banghead

They want me to go and werk there but are now going back to redo their budget  noooo:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2017, 10:23:21 AM
Clueless Sophie calls to say she is speaking to them this afternoon  ::)
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2017, 08:59:27 AM
Still no news from Clueless Sophie ::)
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2017, 12:12:17 PM
Looks like they can't afford you

Either that or Sophie read this thread
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2017, 12:13:16 PM
CS has gone on holiday again!! cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2017, 12:20:08 PM
CS has gone on holiday again!! cussing: cussing:

Does she work for the council...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2017, 12:28:04 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2017, 01:51:58 PM
scared:

 doh:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 09, 2017, 10:18:10 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: And for my next trick: Nick's all new adventures in Preston thread!
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2017, 08:13:00 AM
Clueless Sophie is back on the case and "hopeful".