The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 17, 2017, 09:31:19 AM
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Starting on Thursday, perhaps. rubschin:
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Been to Preston many times and rarely liked it but the surrounding area is very good. Well apart from the Garstang Horror that is (long story)
Years ago there was a brilliant meaty restaurant (so it must have been before 1995) which was combined with a butchers. You went in, selected your type and weight of steak and that's what they cooked for you. Prolly closed now
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If Preston has any redeeming features, I have missed them.
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There are none, at least not till I am installed there angel1
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If Preston has any redeeming features, I have missed them.
The road out? rubschin:
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If Preston has any redeeming features, I have missed them.
The road out? rubschin:
Ah yes.
Q: "Whats the best thing that ever came out of Preston?"
A: "The A6"
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Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared sad24: ) noooo:
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Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared sad24: ) noooo:
Your IQ will simply drain away at around 10 points per month.
At the end of it you will have tattoos all over, a mixed-race girlfriend and a belief that Emmerdale is entertaining.
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared sad24: ) noooo:
Your IQ will simply drain away at around 10 points per month.
At the end of it you will have tattoos all over, a mixed-race girlfriend and a belief that Emmerdale is entertaining.
So hands and feet marked left and right and 'this way up' tattooed on his forehead. rubschin:
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Mrs Nick and I had jiving lessons many years ago and I had to write L and R on my trainers redface: redface:
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Mrs Nick and I had jiving lessons many years ago and I had to write L and R on my trainers redface: redface:
Pity you got them the wrong way around.... whistle:
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It's a common problem with us lefties. We are superior to the masses in many other ways angel1
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It's a common problem with us lefties. We are superior to the masses in many other ways angel1
Well you certainly have superior skills in chaos and gubberation :thumbsup:
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I use it to confuse my enemies eveilgrin:
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Well, I could be there a lot in the next year (if I am spared sad24: ) noooo:
Your IQ will simply drain away at around 10 points per month.
At the end of it you will have tattoos all over, a mixed-race girlfriend and a belief that Emmerdale is entertaining.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Further orders arrive eeek:
I am to be there at noon Thursday to "meet my team". What fecking team?
Then lunch meeting with Boss to discuss what they want me to do.
I haven't even accepted it yet!!
Or sorted out a day rate eveilgrin:
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Did he just say some country and western?
No dear, he said some **** from Preston
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Did he just say some country and western?
No dear, he said some **** from Preston
happy001
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Did he just say some country and western?
No dear, he said some **** from Preston
happy001
lol: lol: lol:
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Did he just say some country and western?
No dear, he said some **** from Preston
;D ;D ;D ;D
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drumroll:
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Did he just say some country and western?
No dear, he said some **** from Preston
;D ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Did he just say some country and western?
No dear, he said some **** from Preston
;D ;D ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
happy002
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::)
Anyhoo, off there at the crack and driving back later NickSick
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Barbie the SatNav led the way and took me the pretty way ::)
Meeting was fine but the mong I was meeting did not realise he would have to pay my expenses Banghead
They want me to go and werk there but are now going back to redo their budget noooo:
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Clueless Sophie calls to say she is speaking to them this afternoon ::)
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Still no news from Clueless Sophie ::)
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Looks like they can't afford you
Either that or Sophie read this thread
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CS has gone on holiday again!! cussing: cussing:
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CS has gone on holiday again!! cussing: cussing:
Does she work for the council...? rubschin:
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scared:
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scared:
doh:
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rubschin:
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Clueless Sophie is back on the case and "hopeful".