Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 02:08:47 PM
He says I will get a local anaesthetic so brace yerselves for some "You'll only feel a small prick" "jokes" evil:
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2017, 02:28:51 PM
Doc says he is referring me to the horsepickle asap to have a camera inserted. eeek:
He says I will get a local anaesthetic so brace yerselves for some "You'll only feel a small prick" "jokes" evil:
Do you want flowers or is there a charity we should give the munny to...?
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 02:30:33 PM
As for donations, now would be a good time so I can have fun in my few remaining days :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2017, 02:37:57 PM
I seem to recall that this is what finished Snoops off sad24: sad24: sad24:
As for donations, now would be a good time so I can have fun in my few remaining days :thumbsup:
What will you do with the €0.50...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 02:40:44 PM
Only Miss I luvs me sad24:
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2017, 04:50:53 PM
Doc says he is referring me to the horsepickle asap to have a camera inserted. eeek:It's not as bad as you'd think.
He says I will get a local anaesthetic so brace yerselves for some "You'll only feel a small prick" "jokes" evil:
The worst bit is they will probably make sure you have a very full bladder for an ultrasonic check and then make you walk half a mile across the hostipal absolutely bursting. On the positive side they should show you the live camera feed which was absolutely fascinating.
Oh and having a female nurse assisting was a bit embarrassing, leave your pride at the door.
And it can be very Banghead to go through it all only to hear "we haven't got a clue what caused it Mr K"
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:52:57 PM
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2017, 04:57:59 PM
I can hardly wait ::)That's what you'll say when your bladder is that full
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2017, 04:59:19 PM
I can hardly wait ::)That's what you'll say when your bladder is that full
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2017, 08:28:18 AM
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2017, 09:22:59 AM
Next Wednesday morning at 10.30 eeek: scared2: scared2:
This Wednesday...? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2017, 03:41:12 PM
Is it going to be live on You Tube?Next Wednesday morning at 10.30 eeek: scared2: scared2:
This Wednesday...? rubschin:
I'd say live streaming but that could lead to so many innuendos. Not sure I should say 'innuendo' either rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2017, 03:41:55 PM
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2017, 03:53:37 PM
Is it going to be live on You Tube?Next Wednesday morning at 10.30 eeek: scared2: scared2:
This Wednesday...? rubschin:
I'd say live streaming but that could lead to so many innuendos. Not sure I should say 'innuendo' either rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2017, 03:57:22 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 03, 2017, 04:16:53 PM
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2017, 04:20:44 PM
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2017, 04:23:33 PM
Always a positive. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2017, 05:34:18 PM
Is it going to be live on You Tube?Next Wednesday morning at 10.30 eeek: scared2: scared2:
This Wednesday...? rubschin:
I'd say live streaming but that could lead to so many innuendos. Not sure I should say 'innuendo' either rubschin:
Something tells me better Youtube than Twitch.. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2017, 10:14:03 AM
Tomorrow morning at 9 noooo:
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2017, 10:15:07 AM
Oh great. Horespickle calls about a scan. Make sure your bladder is full. eeek:You are going to be so pissed off
Tomorrow morning at 9 noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2017, 10:16:07 AM
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2017, 10:17:04 AM
Oh great. Horespickle calls about a scan. Make sure your bladder is full. eeek:
Tomorrow morning at 9 noooo:
Beer ........ Thumbs: Doctor's orders ..... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2017, 09:04:27 AM
Quack says my bladder and kidneys are lovely cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2017, 09:41:49 AM
Well that was straightforward :thumbsup:
Quack says my bladder and kidneys are lovely cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Straightforward......... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2017, 08:04:42 PM
Well that was straightforward :thumbsup:
Quack says my bladder and kidneys are lovely cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2017, 08:50:39 PM
Well that was straightforward :thumbsup:
Quack says my bladder and kidneys are lovely cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Are you sure he wasn't just taking the piss? whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 05:04:59 AM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 05:29:30 AM
It's this afternoon scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
I had a teeny-tiny catheter up mine and that was excruciatingly painful.... eeek:
...I simply can't imagine how much more painful a camera will be! scared2:
Still, I'm sure you will be fine... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 05:31:10 AM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 05:37:33 AM
eeek: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Wha? Shrugs:
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2017, 08:52:32 AM
I'm sure if it gets stuck they'll be able to save the cameraIt's this afternoon scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
I had a teeny-tiny catheter up mine and that was excruciatingly painful.... eeek:
...I simply can't imagine how much more painful a camera will be! scared2:
Still, I'm sure you will be fine... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 08:57:10 AM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 01:09:34 PM
I'm sure if it gets stuck they'll be able to save the cameraIt's this afternoon scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
I had a teeny-tiny catheter up mine and that was excruciatingly painful.... eeek:
...I simply can't imagine how much more painful a camera will be! scared2:
Still, I'm sure you will be fine... noooo:
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 01:15:05 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 01:30:36 PM
I'm setting off in a minute scared2: scared2: scared2:
noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2017, 02:14:02 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pharis-video.com%2Fimages%2Fcp-nab-1.jpg&hash=3240707099f8860c158fd38f49759503f72f81de)
whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 03:06:24 PM
The NHS has had to adapt because of funding issues but never fear, they have spared no expense in getting a range of cameras for your exam...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pharis-video.com%2Fimages%2Fcp-nab-1.jpg&hash=3240707099f8860c158fd38f49759503f72f81de)
whistle:
I just hope they don't give him the DVD... sick2:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 03:44:13 PM
Get yer black suits cleaned noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 03:45:31 PM
Not as bad as I expected BUT they found "something" so next stop is biopsy under general anaesthetic and an overnight stay.
Get yer black suits cleaned noooo:
All nice and ready like! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 03:46:14 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 03:52:20 PM
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 04:45:54 PM
Oh and the prostate exam was a bit of a surprise
For you or the quackter...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 04:48:52 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2017, 07:43:16 PM
whistle:
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2017, 11:13:17 PM
Not as bad as I expected BUT they found "something" so next stop is biopsy under general anaesthetic and an overnight stay.rubschin: sort of mixed news
Get yer black suits cleaned noooo:
Did you get to see the live camera feed?
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2017, 05:53:40 AM
Not as bad as I expected BUT they found "something" so next stop is biopsy under general anaesthetic and an overnight stay.rubschin: sort of mixed news
Get yer black suits cleaned noooo:
Did you get to see the live camera feed?
Ugh! Don't tempt him! sick2:
Just get yer suit cleaned and some plastic bags in the pockets - you know it makes sense... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2017, 05:55:02 AM
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2017, 03:46:30 PM
Told them to bugger off and find me a later date noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2017, 03:48:48 PM
Horsepickle calls to give me appointment for June 6th. Which is the day before Nod and I go to Barcelona Banghead Banghead Banghead
Told them to bugger off and find me a later date noooo:
Expecting to use it in Barcelona eh...? eyes:
Poor Nod... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2017, 03:51:07 PM
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2017, 05:47:33 PM
Horsepickle calls to give me appointment for June 6th. Which is the day before Nod and I go to Barcelona Banghead Banghead Bangheadnoooo: noooo:
Told them to bugger off and find me a later date noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2017, 07:41:19 PM
Horsepickle calls to give me appointment for June 6th. Which is the day before Nod and I go to Barcelona Banghead Banghead Banghead
Told them to bugger off and find me a later date noooo:
That's quite quick..must be serious scared2:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 11, 2017, 07:56:39 PM
Horsepickle calls to give me appointment for June 6th. Which is the day before Nod and I go to Barcelona Banghead Banghead Banghead
Told them to bugger off and find me a later date noooo:
That's quite quick..must be serious scared2:
eeek: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2017, 05:30:49 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2017, 08:37:29 AM
And now a cyber attack on the NHS has fvcked their entire IT system Banghead Banghead Banghead BangheadYou didn't plug anything into any NHS machinery did you?
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2017, 02:48:13 PM
She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."
cloud9: sad24:
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2017, 03:16:55 PM
Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.
She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."
cloud9: sad24:
You're not so sure what you want the results to be now are you
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2017, 03:20:26 PM
Post by: Just One More on May 17, 2017, 07:17:36 PM
Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.
She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."
(https://s21.postimg.org/z9g8vvgc3/pigeon.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/z9g8vvgc3/)
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2017, 07:33:57 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2017, 09:54:36 PM
Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.
She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."
(https://s21.postimg.org/z9g8vvgc3/pigeon.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/z9g8vvgc3/)
I would be more concerned about the billing. scared2:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 06:38:17 AM
Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.
She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."
(https://s21.postimg.org/z9g8vvgc3/pigeon.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/z9g8vvgc3/)
I would be more concerned about the billing. scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 06:38:39 AM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 06:46:14 AM
drumroll: ::)
Are you sure it isn't something you shoved up there by way of an experiment like...? ::)
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 06:47:03 AM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 03:18:59 PM
2 letters from hospital. One with a date for my pre-op and the second actually intended for my GP full of technical info and saying they have found something "sinister". scared2: Off to the quack n the morning.
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2017, 03:28:02 PM
Actually any letter the consultant sends to the GP gets copied to the patient, although using the word "sinister" is a tad out of order.
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 03:29:46 PM
Cock up time noooo:
2 letters from hospital. One with a date for my pre-op and the second actually intended for my GP full of technical info and saying they have found something "sinister". scared2: Off to the quack n the morning.
I'm guessing a Lego brick or some such.... ::)
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 03:30:51 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2017, 03:40:48 PM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 03:42:45 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 03:45:35 PM
Ta. I am seeing the quack anyhow to ask WTF it means. I refuse to go to Google as all symptom searches there lead to certain death
Here (http://bfy.tw/2US)... :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 03:48:19 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 03:51:16 PM
no evil:
You will... whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 03:53:52 PM
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 03:58:30 PM
Nope
whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2017, 01:42:16 PM
They are putting some sort of metal claw thing up my willy this time eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:
May need Miss I to kiss it better, like sad24:
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2017, 01:50:25 PM
Appointment for pre-op assessment Friday prior to surgery in mid June scared2:whistle:
They are putting some sort of metal claw thing up my willy this time eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:
May need Miss I to kiss it goodbye, like sad24:
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2017, 01:51:30 PM
It's my second favourite organ sad32:
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2017, 03:44:36 PM
Appointment for pre-op assessment Friday prior to surgery in mid June scared2:
They are putting some sort of metal claw thing up my willy this time eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:
May need Miss I to kiss it better, like sad24:
eeek:
(https://s30.postimg.org/ujsabthm5/chrome-robotic-claw-white-background-50777589.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ujsabthm5/)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2017, 07:08:28 PM
Appointment for pre-op assessment Friday prior to surgery in mid June scared2:
They are putting some sort of metal claw thing up my willy this time eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:
May need Miss I to kiss it better, like sad24:
Something tells me it isn't the claw going up you are going to have to worry about, it's when it gets pulled back out holding whatever it was sent up there for in the first place..... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 05:04:29 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2017, 01:09:23 PM
at least not yet.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 03:16:39 PM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2017, 03:23:26 PM
:lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
It isn't yer ears you need to worry about... noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 03:27:11 PM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2017, 03:37:54 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Precisely. noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 03:40:43 PM
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2017, 03:51:24 PM
Still, Miss I is coming up to nurse it better, like cloud9:
You could just post it to her after the op! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 03:52:33 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2017, 04:32:55 PM
happy001Still, Miss I is coming up to nurse it better, like cloud9:
You could just post it to her after the op! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 04:36:29 PM
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2017, 06:31:29 AM
I may just plead guilty to save time. angel1
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2017, 07:19:11 AM
My friend Suzi says the pre-op takes about 45 minutes. They want to know if I smoke, drink, use drugs, exercise etc.
I may just plead guilty to save time. angel1
Pre-op? Nick to Nichola........? rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2017, 06:16:18 AM
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2017, 06:42:04 AM
Not that you'll sleep obviously.... scared2:
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2017, 06:53:37 AM
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2017, 08:13:19 AM
Hope it all goes well NickSickWot Axewoman said :thumbsup:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 25, 2017, 10:00:25 AM
Trying not to think of you though because I am on holiday like. redface:
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2017, 10:02:33 AM
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2017, 10:09:59 AM
Tomorrow is not the problem as I will be keeping my trousers on. It is the giant mechanical claw that bothers me scared2:
scared2:
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2017, 02:26:56 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2017, 02:34:36 PM
Tomorrow is not the problem as I will be keeping my trousers on. It is the giant mechanical claw that bothers me scared2:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/atUUjSLMSiM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
scared2:
That's exactly what I thought of lol:
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2017, 02:36:38 PM
Tomorrow is not the problem as I will be keeping my trousers on. It is the giant mechanical claw that bothers me scared2:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/atUUjSLMSiM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
scared2:
That's exactly what I thought of lol:
Great minds! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2017, 02:38:42 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2017, 02:39:40 PM
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2017, 02:42:33 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 25, 2017, 07:48:25 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2017, 08:10:44 PM
It's the company we keep whistle:
Ah but who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows... whistle:
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 05:59:17 AM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 06:01:27 AM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 11:35:42 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 01:31:20 PM
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rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 02:02:53 PM
There probably would be a local anesthetic....
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rubschin:
You think they'll want to get that close...? rubschin:
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Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 02:13:20 PM
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 02:14:32 PM
Local's have to be given accurately into the area itself... noooo:
It has a
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 02:17:50 PM
Local's have to be given accurately into the area itself... noooo:
It has atelescopic sightmagnifying glass on it.... whistle:
Still wouldn't work. Besides, roles like this are what medical students are for.... eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 03:51:08 PM
Nurse did say summat about having the whole inside of my bladder scraped and I turned my ears off redface:
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 03:54:22 PM
I was very brave and passed with flying colours angel1
Nurse did say summat about having the whole inside of my bladder scraped and I turned my ears off redface:
Tell her you can do it chemically with collapso! :thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 04:13:59 PM
I was very brave and passed with flying colours angel1
Nurse did say summat about having the whole inside of my bladder scraped and I turned my ears off redface:
The whole inside? Did they just say bladder scraping or did they mention Transurethral resection. Generally scraping is to either get a tissue sample or remove suspect cells. eeek:
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 04:19:53 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 04:22:32 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 04:24:36 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 04:26:20 PM
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 04:29:10 PM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 03:26:33 PM
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2017, 03:27:19 PM
Surgery set for June 16th scared2:
pathead:
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 03:29:26 PM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 03:30:50 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2017, 05:11:23 PM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 05:15:27 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 01, 2017, 05:25:12 PM
Well if that happens you will find you just get on with things and one less thing on your body that is not sagging will be a blessing ;D
lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2017, 05:26:36 PM
Surgery set for June 16th scared2:Friday afternoon job then.
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 05:28:31 PM
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2017, 05:33:38 PM
Have to be there at 7.00 a.m. evil:If it's like Eastbourne hostipal they get everyone in at that time even the Friday afternoon jobs.
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 05:38:44 PM
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 07:13:16 PM
Good news and bad news then rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2017, 07:16:04 PM
My friend Suzi says I will have a swollen willy AND will have to lay off the collapso for a couple of weeks.
Good news and bad news then rubschin:
Aye - you'll save a fortune on Viagra! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 07:34:44 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2017, 05:53:10 AM
Have to be there at 7.00 a.m. evil:Surgeon still hung over then. noooo: scared2:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2017, 03:14:17 PM
My friend Suzi says I will have a swollen willy AND will have to lay off the collapso for a couple of weeks.
Good news and bad news then rubschin:
That first pee afterwards should be one to remember 😱
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2017, 04:21:17 PM
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2017, 02:08:47 PM
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2017, 03:32:18 PM
I said I reckon that would finish me off, so to speak noooo: noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2017, 06:17:45 PM
All being well, I should be OK to go to BERKSHIRE on the 23rd of June angel1shocked003
***Books flight to Hong Kong***
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2017, 06:27:05 PM
Wellington College whistle:
I could drop in for tea, like angel1
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2017, 06:51:52 PM
All being well, I should be OK to go to BERKSHIRE on the 23rd of June angel1So are you going to have a plaster cast on it that you're going to want us all to sign?
The phrase "think again" comes to mind
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2017, 07:15:13 PM
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2017, 09:11:34 PM
All being well, I should be OK to go to BERKSHIRE on the 23rd of June angel1So are you going to have a plaster cast on it that you're going to want us all to sign?
The phrase "think again" comes to mind
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2017, 03:01:12 PM
Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over noooo: sad24:
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2017, 03:03:17 PM
Three more sleeps scared2:
Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over noooo: sad24:
Ah you'll be fine I'm sure - you'll just feel a little prick. :thumbsup:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2017, 03:04:40 PM
evil:
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2017, 04:34:58 PM
Three more sleeps scared2:Not surprising, most of us would be bricking it by now. Hopefully it'll be a breeze and a lot less traumatic and uncomfortable than you think happy100
Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over noooo: sad24:
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2017, 04:46:53 PM
Three more sleeps scared2:Not surprising, most of us would be bricking it by now. Hopefully it'll be a breeze and a lot less traumatic and uncomfortable than you think happy100
Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over noooo: sad24:
happy001
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2017, 04:47:20 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 13, 2017, 07:44:26 PM
Never mind you'll
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2017, 07:45:44 PM
happy100
Never mind you'llwant tobe asleep. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: boogs on June 13, 2017, 07:55:49 PM
Three more sleeps scared2:
Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over noooo: sad24:
Are they putting you out or is it just a local knitting:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2017, 08:04:11 PM
Three more sleeps scared2:
Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over noooo: sad24:
Ah you'll be fine I'm sure - you'll just feel a little prick. :thumbsup:
noooo:
Ask LL for advice you say... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2017, 04:42:52 AM
Three more sleeps scared2:
Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over noooo: sad24:
Are they putting you out or is it just a local knitting:
General anaesthetic scared2:
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2017, 07:18:42 AM
whistle:Three more sleeps scared2:
Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over noooo: sad24:
Are they putting you out or is it just a local knitting:
Genital anaesthetic scared2:
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2017, 07:39:24 AM
whistle:Three more sleeps scared2:
Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over noooo: sad24:
Are they putting you out or is it just a local knitting:
Genital anaesthetic scared2:
happy001
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2017, 07:46:25 AM
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2017, 07:57:01 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2017, 01:33:17 PM
You will all be sorry when Mr Willy is all mangled and broken and scabby and I have to post a picture of him here eveilgrin:Many a true word etc.....
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2017, 01:37:59 PM
You will all be sorry when Mr Willy is all mangled and broken and scabby and I have to post a picture of him here eveilgrin:Many a true word etc.....
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: boogs on June 14, 2017, 08:08:15 PM
You will all be sorry when Mr Willy is all mangled and broken and scabby and I have to post a picture of him here eveilgrin:Many a true word etc.....
Nooooooooooo too much to even bare the thought noooo: noooo: noooo: sick2:
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2017, 02:59:04 PM
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2017, 03:03:34 PM
Packing my little bag of things I have to take to the horsepickle sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
(https://s23.postimg.org/ux275rrjb/bigstock-_Painkillers-97670-620x350.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ux275rrjb/)
whistle:
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2017, 03:10:53 PM
Post by: boogs on June 15, 2017, 09:50:36 PM
Packing my little bag of things I have to take to the horsepickle sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
happy100 happy100
(https://s23.postimg.org/5dvh5g5yf/images.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/5dvh5g5yf/)
(https://s12.postimg.org/uytjlnkvt/images1_PVA5_CM3.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/uytjlnkvt/)
(https://s1.postimg.org/87uosr3ez/party.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/87uosr3ez/)
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2017, 02:20:55 PM
Post by: Steve on June 16, 2017, 02:35:36 PM
Nick survived! cloud9:Party001: Party001: Party001:
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 16, 2017, 04:16:19 PM
Nick survived! cloud9:
All of him we hope. ;)
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 16, 2017, 10:13:55 PM
So where is he? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2017, 04:44:50 AM
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
So where is he? rubschin:
He was on FaceArse posting from horsepickle...
He said he'd had some spinal anaesthetic so was numb from the waist down...
...somewhat better than being numb from the neck up as normal... happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2017, 08:54:31 AM
He is poorly, don't take the piss.Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
So where is he? rubschin:
He was on FaceArse posting from horsepickle...
He said he'd had some spinal anaesthetic so was numb from the waist down...
...somewhat better than being numb from the neck up as normal... happy001
Oh... redface:
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2017, 09:32:16 AM
drumroll:He is poorly, don't take the piss.Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
So where is he? rubschin:
He was on FaceArse posting from horsepickle...
He said he'd had some spinal anaesthetic so was numb from the waist down...
...somewhat better than being numb from the neck up as normal... happy001
Oh... redface:
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2017, 10:10:31 AM
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2017, 01:14:05 PM
SPinal anaesthetic
Surgery
Chemotherapy
Catheter
Being in hospital overnight ::)
Having to pee about every 5 minutes noooo:
Review in three weeks once they have found out what they took out scared2:
Willy is all swollen up, like sad24:
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2017, 01:32:23 PM
I am home and feeling fine despite:
SPinal anaesthetic
Surgery
Chemotherapy
Catheter
Being in hospital overnight ::)
Having to pee about every 5 minutes noooo:
Review in three weeks once they have found out what they took out scared2:
Willy is all swollen up, like sad24:
happy100
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2017, 01:41:57 PM
I am home and feeling fine despite:But still attached like?
SPinal anaesthetic
Surgery
Chemotherapy
Catheter
Being in hospital overnight ::)
Having to pee about every 5 minutes noooo:
Review in three weeks once they have found out what they took out scared2:
Willy is all swollen up, like sad24:
Good to see you're back home and in form
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2017, 02:34:33 PM
No heavy lifting for a month (ever in my case) :thumbsup:
No driving till you can do an emergency stop :thumbsup:
Chemotherapy is highly toxic.... Flush the toilet TWICE after every use and wash meticulously before touching anything eeek: scared2:
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2017, 02:52:39 PM
Checks instructions:
No heavy lifting for a month (ever in my case) :thumbsup:
No driving till you can do an emergency stop :thumbsup:
Chemotherapy is highly toxic.... Flush the toilet TWICE after every use and wash meticulously before touching anything eeek: scared2:
eeek:
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2017, 02:57:39 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2017, 03:31:50 PM
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2017, 03:32:35 PM
How long are you on the chemo for, it isn't that long before your nails get brittle and your hair starts to fall out... rubschin:
Ooooh, ginger carpet.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2017, 03:37:59 PM
How long are you on the chemo for, it isn't that long before your nails get brittle and your hair starts to fall out... rubschin:
I am told it was a one off, probably................. scared2:
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2017, 03:46:52 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2017, 08:11:59 PM
And GM has a PM whistle:
That contained a link to a page that doesnt exist... whistle:
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2017, 10:24:38 PM
Checks instructions:
No heavy lifting for a month (ever in my case) :thumbsup:
No driving till you can do an emergency stop :thumbsup:
Chemotherapy is highly toxic.... Flush the toilet TWICE after every use and wash meticulously before touching anything eeek: scared2:
I pity the poor sods that succumb before you know it is safe to do so ;)
(joking aside, hope all went well fella)
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2017, 06:01:52 AM
And GM has a PM whistle:
That contained a link to a page that doesnt exist... whistle:
Sent again redface:
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2017, 07:27:56 AM
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2017, 09:07:57 AM
However I have searched on BBC iPlayer and Sky On Demand but seems there is no 'WillyCam the story' available.
Shurely some mistake
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2017, 04:00:11 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 18, 2017, 04:01:24 PM
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2017, 04:48:36 PM
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2017, 04:51:12 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2017, 05:19:57 PM
The swelling is going down :thumbsup:Probably never to return again. noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2017, 05:25:52 PM
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2017, 05:59:57 PM
The swelling is going down :thumbsup:Probably never to return again. noooo:
happy001
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2017, 06:05:39 PM
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2017, 01:29:12 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2017, 03:10:18 PM
Given the general hottioness here Miss I is skipping about in a bikini Banghead BangheadHow do you stand for it?
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2017, 03:12:38 PM
Given the general hottioness here Miss I is skipping about in a bikini Banghead BangheadHow do you stand for it?
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2017, 03:14:17 PM
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2017, 04:10:51 PM
drumroll: drumroll:Given the general hottioness here Miss I is skipping about in a bikini Banghead BangheadHow do you stand for it?
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2017, 04:11:27 PM
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2017, 10:43:02 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 27, 2017, 11:54:29 AM
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2017, 01:13:10 PM
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2017, 02:44:54 PM
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2017, 03:39:32 PM
Think about it from the scab's point of view
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2017, 03:41:54 PM
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2017, 03:42:19 PM
But surely we are being unfair here
Think about it from the scab's point of view
I'd much rather not... noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2017, 03:43:43 PM
Post by: boogs on June 28, 2017, 11:13:23 AM
I have a picture angel1 eveilgrin:
noooo: noooo: noooo: Please
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2017, 11:40:49 AM
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2017, 05:13:59 PM
Goodbye cruel VP. Send the flatpack cat to Miss C sad24:
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2017, 06:13:14 PM
Verdict at 9.00 a.m. scared2: scared2: sad24:Hope it's a good result Nick
Goodbye cruel VP. Send the flatpack cat to Miss C sad24:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2017, 06:16:21 PM
It will be awful, but it is all they can do. Mr Darwin, sir, can wear his top hat :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2017, 06:25:38 PM
I will need all the VP in the choir at my funeral sad24: sad24: sad24:
It will be awful, but it is all they can do. Mr Darwin, sir, can wear his top hat :thumbsup:
LL is in a choir! Thumbs:
Mates rates like! ;D
happy001
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2017, 06:35:16 PM
As do I hope :thumbsup:Verdict at 9.00 a.m. scared2: scared2: sad24:Hope it's a good result Nick
Goodbye cruel VP. Send the flatpack cat to Miss C sad24:
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2017, 06:36:26 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2017, 08:11:11 PM
I will need all the VP in the choir at my funeral sad24: sad24: sad24:
It will be awful, but it is all they can do. Mr Darwin, sir, can wear his top hat :thumbsup:
Well if you are worried about it being a tuneless racket then you could always use the silent monks choir. They may need to learn a new hymn though...
http://youtu.be/3-uvyL-sAHY (http://youtu.be/3-uvyL-sAHY)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2017, 08:49:21 PM
**Brushes Top Hat**
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 03:59:10 AM
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 09:19:46 AM
Very aggressive form of cancer which is highly likely to recur
Need 6-12 weeks of weekly treatment
May not work noooo:
If not successful they will remove my bladder eeek:
Get yer black suits out (and your wetsuits too :thumbsup: )
Not telling Miss I noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2017, 10:05:48 AM
Quackter verdict: not good
Very aggressive form of cancer which is highly likely to recur
Need 6-12 weeks of weekly treatment
May not work noooo:
If not successful they will remove my bladder eeek:
Get yer black suits out (and your wetsuits too :thumbsup: )
Not telling Miss I noooo:
happy100
Oh shit!
Sounds like you got started early enough but there is a bumpy ride ahead.
I'm sure I speak for us all in wishing you good luck.
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 10:14:49 AM
Quackter verdict: not good
Very aggressive form of cancer which is highly likely to recur
Need 6-12 weeks of weekly treatment
May not work noooo:
If not successful they will remove my bladder eeek:
Get yer black suits out (and your wetsuits too :thumbsup: )
Not telling Miss I noooo:
happy100
Oh shit!
Sounds like you got started early enough but there is a bumpy ride ahead.
I'm sure I speak for us all in wishing you good luck.
Oh shit!2
And what Mr. Darwin said obviously.... sad24:
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 10:20:08 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 05, 2017, 10:36:23 AM
Anything I can do, just ask.
happy100
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 10:50:16 AM
Bring that Suzie with you... redface: redface: redface:
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 11:17:44 AM
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 11:21:47 AM
Thanks all. When the treatment starts any travelling is going to be severely curtailed noooo:
When starteth the treatment...?
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 11:28:26 AM
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2017, 11:56:04 AM
Hope that treatment starts soon, isn't too unpleasant and above all that it works
I think you should tell Miss I though
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 12:02:37 PM
Post by: boogs on July 05, 2017, 12:36:06 PM
Quackter verdict: not good
Very aggressive form of cancer which is highly likely to recur
Need 6-12 weeks of weekly treatment
May not work noooo:
If not successful they will remove my bladder eeek:
Get yer black suits out (and your wetsuits too :thumbsup: )
Not telling Miss I noooo:
happy100
Oh shit!
Sounds like you got started early enough but there is a bumpy ride ahead.
I'm sure I speak for us all in wishing you good luck.
kisss:
What Mr D says :thumbsup: we are all with you cloud9:
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 01:18:07 PM
Overwhelmed with messages and offers from friends outside the VP world too sad24: sad24:
Post by: boogs on July 05, 2017, 01:39:12 PM
Everyone is being very kind sad24: sad24:
Overwhelmed with messages and offers from friends outside the VP world too sad24: sad24:
There are times to take the piss and other times like this cloud9:
(Wont be long before normal service is resumed whistle: )
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 01:40:18 PM
Post by: boogs on July 05, 2017, 01:43:25 PM
Any more piss jokes any wishes to share? ::)
redface:
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 01:49:02 PM
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2017, 01:58:06 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Urinal (which I will have to put bleach down, apparently, so as not to cause a TB epidemic)scared2:
But an amazing and clever BCG treatment (just googled it)
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 02:05:15 PM
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 02:21:49 PM
I just hope it fucking works!! Googling "second opinions" currently noooo:
It has to be betterer than radiotherapy... :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 02:26:05 PM
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 02:31:20 PM
I already listen to Radio 4 ::) If you can cope with You and Yours you can cope with anything noooo:
drumroll:
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2017, 02:48:06 PM
drumroll: drumroll:I already listen to Radio 4 ::) If you can cope with You and Yours you can cope with anything noooo:
drumroll:
Post by: Just One More on July 05, 2017, 07:47:23 PM
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 07:48:13 PM
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 07:49:27 PM
Thanks a lot confused:
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 09:22:28 PM
Suzi is sending me "healing waves". She says I will have flu symptoms tomorrow.
Thanks a lot confused:
Bonkers... noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on July 05, 2017, 09:39:00 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 06, 2017, 09:38:31 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2017, 11:46:04 AM
Thanks all. When the treatment starts any travelling is going to be severely curtailed noooo:
Oh blooming heck ...just catching up here eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
I shall start a creme egg fund immediately - they cure everything !!!!!
Seriously though - that is pants !!!
Seriously , seriously though happy100 happy100 happy100 now time to start boxing boxing boxing this bastard thing !!!
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 02:14:23 PM
Just got home to find a letter saying I have to have a full body CAT scan tomorrow. To me this means only one thing: they are checking to see if it has spread scared2:
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2017, 02:20:11 PM
Thanks kind Miss sad24:
Just got home to find a letter saying I have to have a full body CAT scan tomorrow. To me this means only one thing: they are checking to see if it has spread scared2:
Better safe than sorry like! :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2017, 02:41:25 PM
Thanks kind Miss sad24:
Just got home to find a letter saying I have to have a full body CAT scan tomorrow. To me this means only one thing: they are checking to see if it has spread scared2:
Or to find cats :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 02:42:55 PM
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2017, 02:51:56 PM
Thanks kind Miss sad24:
Just got home to find a letter saying I have to have a full body CAT scan tomorrow. To me this means only one thing: they are checking to see if it has spread scared2:
Or to find cats :thumbsup:
happy001
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 02:53:51 PM
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2017, 04:11:40 PM
Thanks kind Miss sad24:Hope the results are good Nick. But they do have to check
Just got home to find a letter saying I have to have a full body CAT scan tomorrow. To me this means only one thing: they are checking to see if it has spread scared2:
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 04:14:44 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 06, 2017, 04:46:41 PM
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 04:48:22 PM
Never eyes:
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2017, 04:49:49 PM
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Never eyes:
It is mind bleach she needs.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 04:51:33 PM
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2017, 03:49:11 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2017, 04:07:35 PM
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2017, 04:09:42 PM
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2017, 04:30:27 AM
Well that was all very sci-fi eeek:
Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2017, 05:18:34 AM
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2017, 05:25:20 AM
I don't know how it works or what it does. Actually, that sounds like you and most tech devices.... rubschin:
evil:
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 01:15:16 PM
Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC noooo: Banghead
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 01:27:47 PM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August scared2: sad24:
Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC noooo: Banghead
happy100
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2017, 01:43:41 PM
happy100 happy100Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August scared2: sad24:
Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC noooo: Banghead
happy100
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 02:14:49 PM
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 02:22:19 PM
No shagging though noooo:
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2017, 02:31:11 PM
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 02:39:37 PM
*awaits schoolboy jokes ::)
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 02:39:52 PM
Still 3 weeks left of July
Holibobs in Cyprus you say...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 02:40:40 PM
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2017, 02:48:30 PM
Well if he spends the time shagging for England would he care where he was? And isn't July tattooed detritus season in Cyprus?Still 3 weeks left of July
Holibobs in Cyprus you say...? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 03:29:21 PM
Well if he spends the time shagging for England would he care where he was? And isn't July tattooed detritus season in Cyprus?Still 3 weeks left of July
Holibobs in Cyprus you say...? rubschin:
Only in Ayia Napa... ;)
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 03:35:47 PM
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 03:54:55 PM
The rest of the tattooed old wrinklies are living in Pafos noooo:
scared:
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 03:55:25 PM
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 03:56:48 PM
Except Foggy cloud9:
Of course... cloud9:
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2017, 04:19:35 PM
The rest of the tattooed old wrinklies are living in Pafos noooo:I was thinking more of the idiot tourists from the UK taking their kids out of skool early so they can save munny and buy another tattoo
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2017, 09:44:19 PM
Except Foggy cloud9:
Of course... cloud9:
noooo:
Post by: Just One More on July 11, 2017, 05:48:08 AM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August scared2: sad24:
Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC noooo: Banghead
cry:
See you next Tuesday ;)
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2017, 08:12:41 AM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August scared2: sad24:
Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC noooo: Banghead
cry:
See you next Tuesday ;)
lol: lol: lol:
I was going to post that... redface:
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2017, 08:42:26 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August scared2: sad24:
Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC noooo: Banghead
cry:
See you next Tuesday ;)
lol: lol: lol:
I was going to post that... redface:
Post by: boogs on July 11, 2017, 09:23:05 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August scared2: sad24:
Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC noooo: Banghead
cry:
See you next Tuesday ;)
lol: lol: lol:
I was going to post that... redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2017, 02:22:06 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol: lol:Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August scared2: sad24:
Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC noooo: Banghead
cry:
See you next Tuesday ;)
lol: lol: lol:
I was going to post that... redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:17:36 AM
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2017, 06:33:24 AM
Treatment starts tomorrow. Hospital at early o'clock to be filled up with TB virus though a hose. scared2: scared2: scared2:
Oh gawd... happy100
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2017, 06:55:39 AM
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:57:10 AM
So why have I been told I have to pee sitting down then?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2017, 07:02:59 AM
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 07:07:14 AM
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2017, 09:05:45 AM
Hopefully not too bad an experience Nick
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 09:07:05 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2017, 11:38:01 AM
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2017, 11:41:16 AM
Look on the bright side Nick, the side effects are far less unpleasant than chemo.
And radio...
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 11:44:48 AM
Post by: boogs on July 31, 2017, 01:31:05 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2017, 03:44:51 PM
kisss: You will be fine :thumbsup:
Most of you anyway, and nowadays you won't be needing the part that isn't.
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 03:45:34 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 31, 2017, 06:26:40 PM
kisss: You will be fine :thumbsup:
Most of you anyway, and nowadays you won't be needing the part that isn't.
Always a positive. :thumbsup: angel1
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:27:37 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 31, 2017, 06:30:31 PM
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 09:27:03 AM
They had failed to check the notes and suddenly realised that I am on Penicillin long term. That will interfere with the treatment and I risk actually getting TB eeek:
Maybe next week ................
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 10:39:48 AM
Treatment delayed Banghead
They had failed to check the notes and suddenly realised that I am on Penicillin long term. That will interfere with the treatment and I risk actually getting TB eeek:
Maybe next week ................
Are you off the Penicillin then...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 10:47:26 AM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 10:59:40 AM
They are calling later................ noooo:
Is the Penicillin for yer leg like...?
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 11:00:59 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2017, 12:53:16 PM
Yuo, but I have been taking it for nearly 2 years now, so I could stop, I guess. They are talking to my GP......
2 years? Christ it's only a 60 day course for Anthrax!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 12:58:11 PM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 01:53:05 PM
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 03:02:31 PM
That owld book thing was my last major do. I made it into the national press and a medical text book angel1
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 04:49:48 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:
That owld book thing was my last major do. I made it into the national press and a medical text book angel1
Wot was it called like...?
...the infection, not the book... ::)
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 04:55:42 PM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 05:00:16 PM
Scarlet Fever redface: redface:
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. happy001
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 05:02:10 PM
Did I ever mention the time I had to have an injection in my arse while bending over a fence in front of a whole school of Guatamalan children?
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 05:57:16 PM
::)
Did I ever mention the time I had to have an injection in my arse while bending over a fence in front of a whole school of Guatamalan children?
Several times... ::)
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 05:59:17 PM
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2017, 10:56:41 PM
drumroll:Scarlet Fever redface: redface:
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. happy001
Post by: boogs on August 02, 2017, 06:55:03 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2017, 07:53:27 AM
::)
Did I ever mention the time I had to have an injection in my arse while bending over a fence in front of a whole school of Guatamalan children?
Hourly. noooo:
Post by: Steve on August 02, 2017, 07:55:19 AM
I'm sure I never needed to know this but it'll go with the millionteen and twenty other useless facts to bore people with. Just like now
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2017, 03:46:13 PM
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2017, 03:57:27 PM
I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off evil:Why not offer them counselling for their idiocy? I'm sure there's a Fuckwits Anonymous meeting you could refer them to
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2017, 04:03:20 PM
I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off evil:
Tell them you are a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and see how they react.... whistle:
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2017, 07:01:09 AM
I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off evil:
Those ghastly Tory budget cuts eh...? noooo:
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2017, 08:53:17 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2017, 01:47:42 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2017, 08:16:07 AM
I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off evil:Shouldn't you check the menu first?
Gift-horse and all that.....
(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.326918688.4433/ra,fitted_scoop,x2000,fafafa:ca443f4786,front-c,285,143,750,1000-bg,f8f8f8.lite-4.jpg)
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2017, 08:20:06 AM
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 06:16:55 AM
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 07:21:17 AM
Horsepickle appointment with the Head Quack, scared2: scared2:
Got summat wrong with your head now...? noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 23, 2017, 07:28:50 AM
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 07:29:10 AM
Post by: boogs on August 23, 2017, 08:44:15 AM
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2017, 09:42:22 AM
Good luck Thumbs:Wot Boogs said
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 09:44:43 AM
10 minute drive to hospital and 20 minutes to find a parking space...
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 12:21:54 PM
Bad news: location of cancer suggests that when/if it returns it is likely to spread and become incurable
Doc says: If I were you I'd have my bladder out eeek:
I said I was rather attached to it and would prefer the TB route for the time being
He said OK, but we will "keep you under close surveillance".
He fetches nurse to make appointments for treatment
She reveals that there is a global shortage of the BCG stuff and the hospital only has enough for current patients and not new ones like me
SHe will contact me when they manage to procure supplies.......
And that is that.
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 23, 2017, 12:33:16 PM
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 12:36:41 PM
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 01:10:19 PM
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2017, 05:09:55 PM
Being in remission is good, everything else is secondary :thumbsup:Wot Uncle said
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 23, 2017, 05:10:50 PM
...and wash your hands you seem prone to attracting stuff. ::)
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 05:34:14 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2017, 11:01:05 PM
Quite so :thumbsup:Being in remission is good, everything else is secondary :thumbsup:Wot Uncle said
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2017, 11:34:50 PM
Quite so :thumbsup:Being in remission is good, everything else is secondary :thumbsup:Wot Uncle said
Thumbs:
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2017, 08:27:19 AM
Quite so :thumbsup:Being in remission is good, everything else is secondary :thumbsup:Wot Uncle said
Thumbs:
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 09:54:34 AM
I now discover that the "healer" in question was formerly a film actress and is quite eyes:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2017, 10:25:42 AM
As previously reported elsewhere, my pal Suzi has made a booking for me for "spiritual healing" ::)(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/b3/96/f9b3960fe3f045362a3db5eeabb3e414.jpg)
I now discover that the "healer" in question was formerly a film actress and is quite eyes:
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 10:40:27 AM
As previously reported elsewhere, my pal Suzi has made a booking for me for "spiritual healing" ::)
I now discover that the "healer" in question was formerly a film actress and is quite eyes:
eyes:
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 10:49:01 AM
(https://s28.postimg.org/wbokm048p/lea.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/wbokm048p/)
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 10:49:51 AM
(https://s28.postimg.org/wbokm048p/lea.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/wbokm048p/)
Hubba, hubba... Have I mentioned I have a poorly foot like...? eyes:
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 10:51:40 AM
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 11:05:03 AM
Do you want to take down her particulars?
Is she interested in mine...? eyes:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2017, 02:14:34 PM
I think I remember her in Star Trek series 1. :thumbsup:
(https://s28.postimg.org/wbokm048p/lea.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/wbokm048p/)
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 02:49:58 PM
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 03:06:43 PM
She has aged a tad, but still looking eyes:
eyes:
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2017, 01:57:20 PM
You lot are sad noooo:
Post by: Just One More on August 25, 2017, 07:13:19 PM
(https://s28.postimg.org/wbokm048p/lea.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/wbokm048p/)
Her performance in Warlords of Atlantis was memorable ;)
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2017, 07:39:10 PM
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2017, 02:54:22 PM
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2017, 02:57:18 PM
Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well noooo:
sad24:
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2017, 03:04:14 PM
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2017, 03:15:45 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 05, 2017, 03:21:16 PM
noooo: noooo: honestly lol:
You lot are sad noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 05, 2017, 03:22:22 PM
Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well noooo:
How did he know about your spiritual healer ???? eeek:
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2017, 03:22:58 PM
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2017, 06:33:28 PM
Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well noooo:Threaten them with a visit from Nod?
[serious mode] sorry to hear that, you must be livid over this
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2017, 06:36:54 PM
sad24: sad24:Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well noooo:
sad24:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.willenhallhistory.co.uk%2Fsociety%2Fsketchley.jpg&hash=46c6a8f6defeb8aad2365236b04a90d1cdd1b807)
Post by: boogs on September 05, 2017, 09:22:39 PM
Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well noooo:
sad24: sad24:
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2017, 10:39:07 AM
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 10:44:57 AM
This may sound like an odd question but have you asked the consultant if it is possible to get a bladder transplant? Transplant treatment was something that was being talked about back when I was a student nurse but I haven't really heard much about it since. however if it can be done and the malignant cells haven't spread beyond the bladder wall then in theory that should sort it.
He's not having mine! cussing:
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2017, 11:00:25 AM
This may sound like an odd question but have you asked the consultant if it is possible to get a bladder transplant? Transplant treatment was something that was being talked about back when I was a student nurse but I haven't really heard much about it since. however if it can be done and the malignant cells haven't spread beyond the bladder wall then in theory that should sort it.
He's not having mine! cussing:
Given how much of your homebrew has passed through it I doubt he would want it... noooo:
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 11:25:11 AM
This may sound like an odd question but have you asked the consultant if it is possible to get a bladder transplant? Transplant treatment was something that was being talked about back when I was a student nurse but I haven't really heard much about it since. however if it can be done and the malignant cells haven't spread beyond the bladder wall then in theory that should sort it.
He's not having mine! cussing:
Given how much of your homebrew has passed through it I doubt he would want it... noooo:
rubschin:
Good point well made! Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2017, 01:47:48 PM
This may sound like an odd question but have you asked the consultant if it is possible to get a bladder transplant? Transplant treatment was something that was being talked about back when I was a student nurse but I haven't really heard much about it since. however if it can be done and the malignant cells haven't spread beyond the bladder wall then in theory that should sort it.
So you say Nick should get 'bladdered' then?
Like any of us here need an excuse
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2017, 04:09:51 PM
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 04:19:44 PM
I do NOT want a second hand bladder sick2:
Oh, I was gonna offer mine like... whistle:
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2017, 04:22:32 PM
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 04:24:57 PM
Especially yours sick2: sick2: sick2:
You big meanie! sad24:
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2017, 04:26:53 PM
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 04:41:10 PM
OK, post it to me. I will try it out angel1
You're taking the piss now aren't you...? sad32:
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2017, 04:43:10 PM
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2017, 07:55:05 PM
No, please empty it and bleach it first.We could go all retro and play football with it
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 07:58:03 PM
No, please empty it and bleach it first.We could go all retro and play football with it
eeek:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2017, 08:26:00 PM
I don't think he meant blow-football.No, please empty it and bleach it first.We could go all retro and play football with it
eeek:
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2017, 08:44:28 PM
Indeed, it flew right over his head . . .I don't think he meant blow-football.No, please empty it and bleach it first.We could go all retro and play football with it
eeek:
. . . and into the net
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:24:11 PM
That was the last I heard.............
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2017, 03:27:30 PM
On August 23rd I was told I needed preventative treatment but none was available. I was told they would call me when they had some.
That was the last I heard.............
I would call them ASAP and keep pestering them, the NHS are very forgetful noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:28:41 PM
May call Monday. This week is getting hectic and I can't be bovvered noooo:
Jim lad ::)
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2017, 03:29:47 PM
On August 23rd I was told I needed preventative treatment but none was available. I was told they would call me when they had some.
That was the last I heard.............
I would call them ASAP and keep pestering them, the NHS are very forgetful noooo:
^^^ Wot Uncle Said ^^^
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2017, 03:35:32 PM
On August 23rd I was told I needed preventative treatment but none was available. I was told they would call me when they had some."We tried to deliver your new bladder, but you were out"
That was the last I heard.............
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:36:47 PM
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2017, 03:39:09 PM
I would go private. "I told them I was ill" is only funny once as an epitaphOn August 23rd I was told I needed preventative treatment but none was available. I was told they would call me when they had some.
That was the last I heard.............
I would call them ASAP and keep pestering them, the NHS are very forgetful noooo:
^^^ Wot Uncle Said ^^^
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2017, 03:40:42 PM
I think the world shortage continues noooo:
May call Monday. This week is getting hectic and I can't be bovvered noooo:
If there is a shortage then even more reason to pester them, they're only going to treat those who make a fuss. I speak from experience here, I was waiting on starting a course of treatment but couldn't because of a shortage of hospital beds. My consultant asked me to write a letter of complaint. I did, it worked.
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:50:28 PM
Jim lad ::)
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2017, 03:58:48 PM
I think the world shortage continues noooo:
May call Monday. This week is getting hectic and I can't be bovvered noooo:
If there is a shortage then even more reason to pester them, they're only going to treat those who make a fuss. I speak from experience here, I was waiting on starting a course of treatment but couldn't because of a shortage of hospital beds. My consultant asked me to write a letter of complaint. I did, it worked.
The squeaky wheel Uncle.... Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2017, 07:16:58 PM
Quite so, annoyance is strong medicine to most public sector administrative types.I think the world shortage continues noooo:
May call Monday. This week is getting hectic and I can't be bovvered noooo:
If there is a shortage then even more reason to pester them, they're only going to treat those who make a fuss. I speak from experience here, I was waiting on starting a course of treatment but couldn't because of a shortage of hospital beds. My consultant asked me to write a letter of complaint. I did, it worked.
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2017, 01:30:53 PM
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2017, 01:51:20 PM
Treatment starts October 3rd:thumbsup:
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 21, 2017, 03:39:39 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:Treatment starts October 3rd:thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2017, 04:36:05 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup:Treatment starts October 3rd:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2017, 04:45:30 PM
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2017, 05:04:27 PM
Better ask for the speedy service on my suit like... rubschin::thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2017, 10:57:31 PM
Treatment starts October 3rd
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2017, 01:23:46 PM
Hosepipe up my dick and half a pint of
I have bleach :thumbsup:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 02, 2017, 01:39:43 PM
Tomorrow morning it is. rubschin:
1mm tube (if it fits) up my dick and half a pint ofmildTB inserted. confused:
I have bleach
Corrected for you.
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2017, 01:40:25 PM
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2017, 01:44:17 PM
Tomorrow morning it is. rubschin:1mm½mm tube (if it fits) up my dick and half a pint ofmildTB inserted. confused:
I have bleach
Corrected for you.
whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2017, 01:45:03 PM
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2017, 02:12:01 PM
Tomorrow morning it is. rubschin:Mild will never sound the same again
Hosepipe up my dick and half a pint ofmildTB inserted. confused:
I have bleach :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2017, 02:13:35 PM
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2017, 02:57:57 PM
If I were a badger they'd shoot me. I am avoiding black and white clothing noooo:
happy001
Stay away from that nice Mr. Darwin Sir! scared2:
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2017, 03:14:57 PM
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2017, 03:25:39 PM
I believe he only shoots peasants whistle:
scared2:
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 10:01:05 AM
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2017, 10:20:58 AM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4 :thumbsup:
Splendid! Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 03, 2017, 10:26:53 AM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4 :thumbsup:Better get busy then, if it drops off in 4 weeks.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c3/07/e0/c307e0cb9c3fe29d108025b7c4af5387.jpg)
Good news BTW
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 10:29:31 AM
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2017, 10:38:51 AM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4 :thumbsup:Better get busy then, if it drops off in 4 weeks.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c3/07/e0/c307e0cb9c3fe29d108025b7c4af5387.jpg)
Good news BTW
^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 10:39:37 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 03, 2017, 11:01:14 AM
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 11:06:32 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 03, 2017, 11:08:34 AM
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 11:11:14 AM
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2017, 01:37:39 PM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4 :thumbsup:
What side effects? Odd impulsive behaviour and incoherent ramblings?
(like we'd notice)
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 01:41:35 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2017, 07:57:57 PM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4 :thumbsup:
What side effects? Odd impulsive behaviour and incoherent ramblings?
(like we'd notice)
Don't forget the loss of coordination... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2017, 01:16:40 PM
Are you eating properly?
Are you smoking?
Do you want to see my nutritionist?
Have you thought of yoga? eeek:
Shall I mail my Ayurveda healer?
etc.
etc. sad24:
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2017, 03:31:12 PM
Miss I has gone into long distance Mother Hen mode cloud9:But is she missing the shagging? Or could you interest her in 'cock on a stick'?
Are you eating properly?
Are you smoking?
Do you want to see my nutritionist?
Have you thought of yoga? eeek:
Shall I mail my Ayurveda healer?
etc.
etc. sad24:
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2017, 03:32:34 PM
I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2017, 05:58:23 PM
I could post one rubschin: rubschin:
I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though rubschin:
The size of your head you say... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2017, 06:00:20 PM
Post by: boogs on October 05, 2017, 12:31:56 AM
I could post one rubschin: rubschin:
I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though rubschin:
I thought the side effects would not appear for four weeks angel1 are the hallucination's starting already whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2017, 03:03:50 AM
I could post one rubschin: rubschin:
I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though rubschin:
I thought the side effects would not appear for four weeks angel1 are the hallucination's starting already whistle:
Nick was always deluded Boogsy, thought you realised that by now.... whistle:
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2017, 04:31:58 AM
I could post one rubschin: rubschin:
I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though rubschin:
I thought the side effects would not appear for four weeks angel1 are the hallucination's starting already whistle:
Nick was always deluded Boogsy, thought you realised that by now.... whistle:
(https://s1.postimg.org/4lfkg1bfej/ibm_pc_xt.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/4lfkg1bfej/)
whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2017, 02:08:56 PM
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2017, 02:14:00 PM
I could post one rubschin: rubschin:
I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though rubschin:
I thought the side effects would not appear for four weeks angel1 are the hallucination's starting already whistle:
Nick was always deluded Boogsy, thought you realised that by now.... whistle:
(https://s1.postimg.org/4lfkg1bfej/ibm_pc_xt.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/4lfkg1bfej/)
whistle:
Well I obviously posted that in the wrong place.... redface:
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2017, 02:14:20 PM
TB Part Deux tomorrow confused:
Still feeling okay...? :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2017, 02:15:06 PM
Week 4 is the crunch point apparently scared2:
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2017, 02:31:41 PM
I didn't like to say as I had no clue what you were on about, and so far so good.
Week 4 is the crunch point apparently scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
It was supposed to follow on after this...
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling: “You sign! You sign!”. Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement when the Japanese man starts to yell louder. “You sign! You sign!” Nelson says to him, “Look mate, you’ve obviously got the wrong bloke. Get lost!.” and shuts the door in the Japanese man’s face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese man is back, with a huge truck full of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson’s nose, yelling “You sign! You sign!” Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little Japanese man back, shouting: “Look, get lost!! You’ve got the wrong bloke! I don’t want them!” then slams the door in the Japanese man’s face again.
The following day Nelson is resting, when he hears a knock on the door again. After opening the door, the little Japanese man thrusts the same clipboard under his nose, shouting “You sign! You sign!”. Behind him are TWO large trucks full of wing mirrors. Nelson loses his temper completely, picks the little man up by his shirt front and yells at him: “Look, I don’t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong man! Who is it, you want to give all these car parts to?” The little Japanese man is a bit puzzled, so checking his clipboard again, he looks up and says: “You not Nissan Maindealer?”
Fresh? There are moths in Apey's wallet that are younger than that joke... noooo:
...I've no idea how it ended up here... noooo:
Fingers crossed for minimal side effects in week 4...
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2017, 09:20:40 PM
TB Part Deux tomorrow confused:Good luck. :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on October 09, 2017, 09:41:58 PM
Wot DS saidTB Part Deux tomorrow confused:Good luck. :thumbsup:
Sod turnip futures, should we be considering Bleach futures?
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2017, 07:36:42 AM
Wot DS saidTB Part Deux tomorrow confused:Good luck. :thumbsup:
Sod turnip futures, should we be considering Bleach futures?
Mind bleach...?
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2017, 07:47:41 AM
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2017, 10:13:26 AM
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2017, 11:42:58 AM
All done by two very nice left handed nurses who had rearranged the room in a left handed way cloud9::thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2017, 03:25:07 PM
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2017, 04:13:15 PM
Peeing blood scared2:
Well, that is how this all started wasn't it...? ::)
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2017, 04:23:54 PM
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2017, 05:20:47 PM
Yes, but this is the sodding treatment. ANyhow, subsiding now. scared2:Surely that shows it's working
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2017, 05:40:26 PM
Yes, but this is the sodding treatment. ANyhow, subsiding now. scared2:Surely that shows it's working
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2017, 07:43:31 AM
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2017, 09:26:32 AM
All better now . .:thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on October 12, 2017, 04:42:52 PM
All better now (and done lots of clothes washing redface: angel1)
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2017, 02:15:53 PM
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2017, 03:18:53 PM
Treatment 3 tomorrow and then Brighton stopping at every service station on the way noooo:
:thumbsup: and pathead:
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2017, 03:23:15 PM
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2017, 04:06:59 PM
I have bleach :thumbsup: angel1
I have mind bleach! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2017, 04:09:11 PM
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2017, 04:15:42 PM
Do you want pics?? The left handed nurse is quite eyes:
Why, does she want pics of me...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2017, 04:17:16 PM
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2017, 02:35:32 PM
Now peeing for the Empire noooo:
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2017, 03:15:15 PM
Treatment 3. Not my usual babes evil:
Now peeing for the Empire noooo:
Blood? eeek:
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2017, 03:22:18 PM
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2017, 03:27:08 PM
A bit noooo:Shows they didn't give you a placebo mix
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2017, 03:30:39 PM
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2017, 02:15:55 PM
Going out for "lunch" with Nod afterwards. What can possibly go wrong?
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2017, 02:20:05 PM
#4 looms. scared2:Nod turns up at the wrong place, mumbles "Nick" and gets your treatment? And your lunch gets injected where it didn't ought to go?
Going out for "lunch" with Nod afterwards. What can possibly go wrong?
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2017, 02:21:12 PM
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 10:39:46 AM
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2017, 12:36:20 PM
#4 looms. scared2:Nod turns up at the wrong place, mumbles "Nick" and gets your treatment? And your lunch gets injected where it didn't ought to go?
Going out for "lunch" with Nod afterwards. What can possibly go wrong?
At least it will be a liquid lunch... :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 01:14:20 PM
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 01:15:45 PM
Pukeathon here noooo:Oh woes
Is treatment 4 different then?
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 01:16:13 PM
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 02:13:24 PM
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 02:17:41 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 03:12:55 PM
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 03:14:17 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 03:20:08 PM
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 03:32:18 PM
Not having had TB my vote says if Nick says he's suffering I'll believe him
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 03:34:33 PM
rubschin:
Not having had TB my vote says if Nick says he's suffering I'll believe him
I'm not saying he isn't suffering from the side effects but that they could have been far worse if he was on standard chemo.
Between Jen and mum one thing I've realised about cancer treatment is that you grab any bright side you can.
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 04:09:50 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 24, 2017, 07:17:29 PM
That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I cloud9:
One tough old goat. We all luv ya :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2017, 07:59:45 PM
That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I cloud9:
One tough old goat. We all luv ya :thumbsup:
Gayer:
Post by: boogs on October 24, 2017, 11:59:44 PM
Pukeathon here noooo:
happy100 so long as it works in the long run eeek:
Post by: boogs on October 25, 2017, 12:02:01 AM
That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I cloud9:
One tough old goat. We all luv ya :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2017, 01:38:22 AM
That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I cloud9:
One tough old goat. We all luv ya :thumbsup:
You can't call Miss I that, Nick will get all upset.... scared2:
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2017, 09:09:40 AM
lol: lol: lol:That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I cloud9:
One tough old goat. We all luv ya :thumbsup:
You can't call Miss I that, Nick will get all upset.... scared2:
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2017, 09:10:31 AM
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2017, 07:09:39 PM
I had a long chat with The Boy yesterday about my treatment. Cameras and catheters.
Horrified, he said, "What? Up your arse??!" ::)
I enlightened him. His eyes watered eveilgrin:
Anyhoo, #5 tomorrow.
I have bleach :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2017, 07:40:34 PM
Kids.
I had a long chat with The Boy yesterday about my treatment. Cameras and catheters.
Horrified, he said, "What? Up your arse??!" ::)
I enlightened him. His eyes watered eveilgrin:
Anyhoo, #5 tomorrow.
I have bleach :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2017, 07:42:19 PM
Kids.
I had a long chat with The Boy yesterday about my treatment. Cameras and catheters.
Horrified, he said, "What? Up your arse??!" ::)
I enlightened him. His eyes watered eveilgrin:
Anyhoo, #5 tomorrow.
I have bleach :thumbsup:
Is there a Post-It note on it?
The bleach of course
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2017, 07:45:37 PM
Just not in a good way noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2017, 08:16:17 PM
I think the nurses are well acquainted with my dick eyes: eyes:(https://st2.depositphotos.com/3078691/11377/i/950/depositphotos_113774302-stock-photo-nurse-with-magnifying-glass.jpg)
Just not in a good way noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2017, 08:21:31 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2017, 08:22:19 PM
I think the nurses are well acquainted with my dick eyes: eyes:(https://st2.depositphotos.com/3078691/11377/i/950/depositphotos_113774302-stock-photo-nurse-with-magnifying-glass.jpg)
Just not in a good way noooo:
Quote from: Nurse
All this fuss over such a little thing.... whistle:
redface: Sorry, was channeling Apey for a moment there.
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2017, 08:23:36 PM
DId you take that photo during your last hospital visit? (Sir)Why would I go there?
They come to me.
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2017, 08:25:30 PM
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 11:20:45 AM
Nice left handed nurse said I am doing very well angel1
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2017, 02:10:56 PM
Bish bosh, 5 down and one to go.:thumbsup:
Nice left handed nurse said I am doing very well angel1
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 02:15:46 PM
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2017, 03:08:50 PM
In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half eeek:eeek:
noooo: You can kill yourself doing shit like that
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 03:21:04 PM
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2017, 03:33:38 PM
Well it's all come out again :thumbsup::thumbsup:
It's summat to do with effin up the body's electrolyte levels leading to more bodies
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 03:37:19 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2017, 03:44:31 PM
Well it's all come out again :thumbsup:
Are you measuring your piss taking ?
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 04:17:35 PM
How are your wisdom teeth? whistle:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2017, 06:41:04 PM
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 06:45:19 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2017, 05:38:39 AM
In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half eeek:eeek:
noooo: You can kill yourself doing shit like that
If memory it's Hyponatraemia that kills you, basically critically low salt levels in the bloodstream as a result of the blood being thinned by the large amount of water that has just been consumed rubschin:
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2017, 05:55:29 AM
In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half eeek:eeek:
noooo: You can kill yourself doing shit like that
If memory it's Hyponatraemia that kills you, basically critically low salt levels in the bloodstream as a result of the blood being thinned by the large amount of water that has just been consumed rubschin:
Still, at least he won't catch fire if he drops his fag on that owld jumper.... :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2017, 06:57:42 AM
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2017, 09:02:53 AM
:thumbsup: but if he cut himself we could all drownIn an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half eeek:eeek:
noooo: You can kill yourself doing shit like that
If memory it's Hyponatraemia that kills you, basically critically low salt levels in the bloodstream as a result of the blood being thinned by the large amount of water that has just been consumed rubschin:
Still, at least he won't catch fire if he drops his fag on that owld jumper.... :thumbsup:
Seriously though you can kill yourself that way.
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2017, 08:36:45 AM
Have bleach :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2017, 08:43:03 AM
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2017, 11:39:07 AM
Now waiting for an appointment for having a camera stuck up my dick scared2:
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2017, 01:57:17 PM
Job done.:thumbsup: and rubschin:
Now waiting for an appointment for having a camera stuck up my dick scared2:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2017, 03:13:42 PM
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2017, 03:30:09 PM
Can't stop peeing cussing:
You need to re-hydrate with beer and collapso like! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2017, 03:31:58 PM
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2017, 03:13:27 PM
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2017, 03:16:35 PM
Next appointment for insertion of large camera: Dec 19th. scared2:
How large? eeek:
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2017, 03:19:00 PM
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2017, 05:52:06 PM
If it's working, then more TB infections. If it's not working.................. Shrugs:
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2017, 06:13:06 PM
The Big Day looms. Tuesday at 9.50 and a verdict on whether the treatment is working scared2:
If it's working, then more TB infections. If it's not working black suits all round.................. Shrugs:
whistle:
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2017, 06:26:57 PM
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2017, 07:59:13 PM
will save money on dry cleaning
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2017, 08:00:06 PM
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2017, 11:11:06 AM
Going out for "lunch" with Nod to celebrate NickSick NickSick
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2017, 11:30:43 AM
Three very nice nurses (one ginger noooo:) had a jolly good look inside my willy and other bits and report that the treatment seems to be working. SO more treatment in the New Year.
Going out for "lunch" with Nod to celebrate NickSick NickSick
happ096 happ096 happ096
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 19, 2017, 12:46:40 PM
Three very nice nurses (one ginger noooo:) had a jolly good look inside my willy and other bits and report that the treatment seems to be working. SO more treatment in the New Year.
Going out for "lunch" with Nod to celebrate NickSick NickSick
happ096 happ096 happ096
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2017, 02:22:26 PM
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2017, 02:53:03 PM
Nod forced me to drink collapso sad24:
Wrong thread............ cussing:
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2017, 02:55:47 PM
Post by: Steve on December 19, 2017, 04:31:05 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:Three very nice nurses (one ginger noooo:) had a jolly good look inside my willy and other bits and report that the treatment seems to be working. SO more treatment in the New Year.
Going out for "lunch" with Nod to celebrate NickSick NickSick
happ096 happ096 happ096
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2017, 05:24:51 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:Three very nice nurses (one ginger noooo:) had a jolly good look inside my willy and other bits and report that the treatment seems to be working. SO more treatment in the New Year.
Going out for "lunch" with Nod to celebrate NickSick NickSick
happ096 happ096 happ096
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2017, 05:28:55 PM
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2017, 05:48:12 PM
Letter says next Willycam is on June 26th eeek: At least they think I will live that long cloud9: Unless it's a trick rubschin:Does sound a cause for barman: :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2017, 05:52:23 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2017, 11:20:46 PM
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2017, 06:38:40 AM
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2017, 10:41:18 PM
Free collapso all week :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
cloud9:
I always liked you ........ Thumbs:
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2017, 12:36:38 AM
Free collapso all week :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
cloud9:
I always liked you ........ Thumbs:
And to ensure it's quality the collapse in question will be personally passed by Nick... whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2018, 11:03:12 AM
Horrified, he said, "What, up yer arse?" eeek:
I pointed out his error. He thought for a second and curled up into a foetal position and whimpered. eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2018, 11:09:31 AM
I think I forgot to mention that when I went to see the Boy in Hull I told him I was going to be having a camera inserted into my bladder.
Horrified, he said, "What, up yer arse?" eeek:
I pointed out his error. He thought for a second and curled up into a foetal position and whimpered. eveilgrin:
happy002
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 04:35:48 PM
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 04:38:09 PM
More appointments for TB treatment :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 04:39:17 PM
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 04:57:55 PM
3 this time, with my nice Willy Nurses cloud9:
Um, the toilet is, um broken at the apartment so perhaps you won't be able to house-sit after all... whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 04:59:01 PM
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 05:22:38 PM
I can use the sink :thumbsup:
Blocked... noooo:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 05:24:42 PM
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 05:30:06 PM
Even in the kitchen? eeek:
Yup, all blocked... noooo:
...poor me eh...? cry:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 05:31:53 PM
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 05:34:50 PM
I will pee out of the window :thumbsup: Fear not. I will be there angel1
The landlady locked the windows and I can't find the key like... whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 05:38:11 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2018, 06:19:55 PM
I will pee out of the window :thumbsup: Fear not. I will be there angel1
The mattress ........ Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 06:25:55 PM
:thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2018, 06:54:17 PM
Have to be in the pool then.I will pee out of the window :thumbsup: Fear not. I will be there angel1
The landlady locked the windows and I can't find the key like... whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 07:04:05 PM
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 07:08:19 PM
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 07:14:46 PM
The letter from the nice nurse to my quack described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman" Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:
point: point: point:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 07:15:13 PM
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 07:15:33 PM
The letter from Miss I described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman" Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:
whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 07:16:29 PM
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 07:31:07 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Careful old man, you'll do yourself a mischief! happy002
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2018, 07:31:41 PM
The letter from the nice nurse to my quack described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman" Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:
Ah, medical parlance for "he's an odd old bugger but funny to watch" whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 07:32:23 PM
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2018, 03:02:36 AM
The letter from the nice nurse to my quack described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman" Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:
Ah, medical parlance for "he's an odd old bugger but funny to watch" whistle:
;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2018, 10:16:47 AM
lol: lol:The letter from the nice nurse to my quack described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman" Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:
Ah, medical parlance for "he's an odd old bugger but funny to watch" whistle:
;D
point:
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2018, 07:53:35 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2018, 08:32:10 PM
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2018, 08:33:20 PM
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2018, 08:37:04 PM
Miss I cried with laughter evil:
More than once I expect... whistle:
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2018, 08:37:34 PM
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2018, 05:10:01 PM
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2018, 05:14:57 PM
Letter from hospital giving me three more dates with my fave nurses to be infected with TB in February cloud9::thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 07:06:22 AM
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 07:10:34 AM
Catheter time at 9.00 scared2:
scared2: scared2: scared2:
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2018, 08:00:21 AM
Catheter time at 9.00 scared2:
(https://www.farmpac.com/custom/photos/SOS.JPG)
happy100
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 08:10:08 AM
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 08:40:05 AM
Catheter time at 9.00 scared2:
(https://www.farmpac.com/custom/photos/SOS.JPG)
happy100
eeek:
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2018, 08:51:40 AM
eeek: eeek:Catheter time at 9.00 scared2:
(https://www.farmpac.com/custom/photos/SOS.JPG)
happy100
eeek:
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 06:22:26 PM
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2018, 06:35:47 PM
It was all very jolly, as usual :thumbsup::thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 06:37:23 PM
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 07:07:26 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:It was all very jolly, as usual :thumbsup::thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 08:14:14 PM
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 08:16:23 PM
Mind you, I have pissed myself twice (once on the A52 and once here redface:) so clean suit tomorrow redface: redface:
A black suit...? whistle:
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 08:17:52 PM
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 08:19:35 PM
New blue one cloud9:
Perhaps a yellow one would be better...? whistle:
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 08:20:34 PM
My wee is RED, actually evil:
I wouldn't want to look like a clown eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 08:28:23 PM
evil:
My wee is RED, actually evil:
I wouldn't want to look like a clown eveilgrin:
(https://s9.postimg.org/53i0gz1a3/bf1fac41ff2a77b10bfb492f0659b7a379fdde0a60bc4a20ae9340ff566043fd.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/53i0gz1a3/)
eeek:
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 08:29:20 PM
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2018, 09:15:26 PM
Mind you, I have pissed myself twice (once on the A52 and once here redface:) so clean suit tomorrow redface: redface:too much information methinks
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 09:16:13 PM
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2018, 09:19:27 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2018, 11:33:21 PM
You could see if Tena want to advertise on your posts and makes loadsa moneyPerhap Jubilee Clips would be more appropriate?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2018, 11:59:13 PM
evil:
My wee is RED, actually evil:
I wouldn't want to look like a clown eveilgrin:
No more than usual anyway... noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2018, 06:09:10 AM
You could see if Tena want to advertise on your posts and makes loadsa moneyPerhap Jubilee Clips would be more appropriate?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2018, 08:19:47 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:You could see if Tena want to advertise on your posts and makes loadsa moneyPerhap Jubilee Clips would be more appropriate?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2018, 05:14:15 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2018, 05:27:38 PM
Mind you, I have pissed myself twice (once on the A52 and once here redface:) so clean suit tomorrow redface: redface:
My jokes .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2018, 05:29:29 PM
Dreading Tuesday. Meeting the VC. Not good to wear a nappy noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 17, 2018, 06:19:45 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2018, 06:42:32 PM
Shrugs:
Thinks he means Vd ....... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2018, 06:43:35 PM
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2018, 07:54:21 PM
Shrugs:
Thinks he means Vd ....... rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2018, 06:17:39 PM
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2018, 06:25:47 PM
More TB in the morning and then an all day weeathon noooo:
(https://s9.postimg.org/ehjea6u6z/ken9350170k.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ehjea6u6z/)
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2018, 06:28:04 PM
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2018, 06:30:11 PM
I don't want to explode sad24:
::)
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2018, 06:57:38 PM
I don't want to explode sad24:You won't.
Not 100% sure about drowning. whistle:
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2018, 08:26:51 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2018, 08:28:35 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes noooo:
eeek:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2018, 08:39:23 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes noooo:
happy100
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2018, 08:42:08 PM
I am thrilled ::)
Post by: Steve on February 19, 2018, 08:48:43 PM
eeek: eeek: noooo:QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes noooo:
eeek:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2018, 10:21:12 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes noooo:
Did he specify which type? rubschin:
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 20, 2018, 08:44:29 AM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes noooo:
Crikey! happy100
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2018, 09:21:18 AM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes noooo:noooo: Your cake days are over.
happy100
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2018, 03:33:52 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes noooo:noooo: Your cake days are over.
happy100
Having his cake and eating it anyways... noooo:
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2018, 03:42:21 PM
Maybe notQUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes noooo:noooo: Your cake days are over.
happy100
http://romeossfbakery.com/ (http://romeossfbakery.com/)
"London's first Sugar Free and Gluten Free Bakery"
Sounds noooo: to me
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2018, 06:08:55 PM
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2018, 09:50:46 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes noooo:
Did he specify which type? rubschin:
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2018, 06:54:04 AM
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2018, 07:37:25 AM
Here we go again. The Tuesday Peeathon noooo:
(https://s9.postimg.org/ehjea6u6z/ken9350170k.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ehjea6u6z/)
:thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 07:48:23 AM
Here we go again. The Tuesday Peeathon noooo:
(https://s9.postimg.org/ehjea6u6z/ken9350170k.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ehjea6u6z/)
:thumbsup:
How did I know that BM would be the first one to take the piss.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2018, 08:36:21 AM
Here we go again. The Tuesday Peeathon noooo:
(https://s9.postimg.org/ehjea6u6z/ken9350170k.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ehjea6u6z/)
:thumbsup:
How did I know that BM would be the first one to take the piss.... noooo:
Or stop him taking a piss... whistle:
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2018, 05:07:38 PM
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2018, 05:09:17 PM
Had to leave work early to avoid getting stuck in traffic. Been for a pee over 60 times today. Most of this involved blood clots NickSick
sick2:
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2018, 05:17:12 PM
Had to leave work early to avoid getting stuck in traffic. Been for a pee over 60 times today. Most of this involved blood clots NickSickeeek:
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2018, 05:53:29 PM
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2018, 02:57:39 PM
Hope it's the nice Irish redhead nurse again eyes:
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2018, 03:04:06 PM
Willycam Live scheduled for Tuesday at 2.30 scared2:Hope it goes well
Hope it's the nice Irish redhead nurse again eyes:
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2018, 03:12:09 PM
If it's not working, then black suit time :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2018, 03:19:29 PM
It's an immediate verdict. If treatment werking, then more treatment.Shocked:
If it's not working, then black suit time :thumbsup:
No stress then
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2018, 03:23:40 PM
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 12:42:43 PM
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 12:58:16 PM
Time to go scared2:fingers crossed
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 01:39:34 PM
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 02:36:54 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 03:12:41 PM
Bit worried to find a consultant and a junior doctor there in addition to the usual three nurses, but turned out consultant was training the junior and even let him have a go with the camera scared2: This meant willycam took twice as a long as usual, but verdict positive, so more TB treatment in May............
Thumbs:
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2018, 04:07:46 PM
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 04:09:44 PM
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 05:52:05 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs:Bit worried to find a consultant and a junior doctor there in addition to the usual three nurses, but turned out consultant was training the junior and even let him have a go with the camera scared2: This meant willycam took twice as a long as usual, but verdict positive, so more TB treatment in May............
Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2018, 08:52:04 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:Thumbs: Thumbs:Bit worried to find a consultant and a junior doctor there in addition to the usual three nurses, but turned out consultant was training the junior and even let him have a go with the camera scared2: This meant willycam took twice as a long as usual, but verdict positive, so more TB treatment in May............
Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2018, 07:56:18 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:Thumbs: Thumbs:Bit worried to find a consultant and a junior doctor there in addition to the usual three nurses, but turned out consultant was training the junior and even let him have a go with the camera scared2: This meant willycam took twice as a long as usual, but verdict positive, so more TB treatment in May............
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2018, 01:33:22 PM
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2018, 08:32:02 PM
Three more TB infections in June :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2018, 08:34:02 PM
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2018, 08:38:00 PM
The nurses are babetastic :thumbsup: :thumbsup: May try it on with the blonde one after she stops playing with my dick, like :thumbsup:
I reckon you've got a good chance once she has handled your tackle and knows it is infested with TB... ::)
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2018, 08:42:29 PM
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2018, 08:44:33 PM
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2018, 07:38:03 AM
This gerl on the Trivago advert reminds me of Miss I sad24: sad24:An Ozzie Sheila that lives in Germany (not that I looked her up obvs redface:) reminds you of an Italian that lives in NY via Nottingham
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2018, 07:42:23 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2018, 09:04:18 PM
This gerl on the Trivago advert reminds me of Miss I sad24: sad24:An Ozzie Sheila that lives in Germany (not that I looked her up obvs redface:) reminds you of an Italian that lives in NY via Nottingham
rubschin:
Steve, do you really want to figure out how Nick's mind works.... noooo:
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2018, 09:11:29 PM
Surely you meant 'if' rather than 'how'This gerl on the Trivago advert reminds me of Miss I sad24: sad24:An Ozzie Sheila that lives in Germany (not that I looked her up obvs redface:) reminds you of an Italian that lives in NY via Nottingham
rubschin:
Steve, do you really want to figure out how Nick's mind works.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2018, 02:59:04 AM
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2018, 06:04:20 PM
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2018, 06:13:22 PM
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2018, 08:37:28 PM
Noon until 5 in the bog noooo:I'm assuming without the two favourite nurses noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 06:18:22 AM
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 12:27:22 PM
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2018, 12:49:50 PM
Now peeing every 6 minutes (yes, I am timing it!) noooo:Hardly worth doing up your flies then
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 12:55:48 PM
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 01:01:38 PM
I want to go home, but it's a 7 minute drive cussing:
Are you on the tellybox today...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 01:07:20 PM
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 02:45:25 PM
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2018, 02:54:15 PM
I want to go home, but it's a 7 minute drive cussing:And what if there's an unexpected hold up
Best get some jubilee clips
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 02:56:31 PM
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 02:59:40 PM
Now peeing blood noooo:
happy100
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 03:01:56 PM
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 03:10:14 PM
I am told this is a sign that it is werking noooo: :thumbsup:
Yay! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 03:13:29 PM
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2018, 03:45:40 PM
:thumbsup:I am told this is a sign that it is werking noooo: :thumbsup:
Yay! :thumbsup:
But that quickly producing blood? rubschin: Sure they didn't use drain cleaner instead?
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 03:55:15 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 04:20:52 PM
Now peeing blood noooo:
I don't like Tuesday afternoons sad32:
http://youtu.be/fvp6gseKJS8 (http://youtu.be/fvp6gseKJS8)
Sorry, couldn't resist. redface:
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 04:25:46 PM
It seems to have abated :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2018, 04:32:30 PM
::):thumbsup:
It seems to have abated :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 04:35:22 PM
::)
It seems to have abated :thumbsup:
You've prolly run out! eeek:
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 04:49:09 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 04:52:28 PM
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 04:52:59 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 05:03:11 PM
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 05:10:03 PM
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 05:53:19 PM
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 05:54:39 PM
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 06:23:57 PM
char048
I bleddy am! cussing:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 09:29:06 PM
char048
I bleddy am! cussing:
Sobergeddon!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
It's the end of days, we are all doomed... scared2:
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2018, 04:31:09 AM
char048
I bleddy am! cussing:
Sobergeddon!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
It's the end of days, we are all doomed... scared2:
I know! noooo:
Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it! eeek:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 06, 2018, 07:04:16 AM
I'm off the booze... angel1
How badly did you behave ?? lol:
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2018, 07:19:32 AM
char048
I bleddy am! cussing:
Sobergeddon!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
It's the end of days, we are all doomed... scared2:
There's always some party pooper ruining the plot by revealing the ending
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2018, 07:37:24 AM
I'm off the booze... angel1
How badly did you behave ?? lol:
Not too badly... but I did fall asleep at the table in the restaurant... redface:
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2018, 07:38:47 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2018, 12:33:59 PM
char048
I bleddy am! cussing:
Sobergeddon!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
It's the end of days, we are all doomed... scared2:
I know! noooo:
Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it! eeek:
You mean it was top quality collapso, now Apey knows about it he will have replaced the contents with cheap paintstripper... noooo:
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2018, 12:37:07 PM
char048
I bleddy am! cussing:
Sobergeddon!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
It's the end of days, we are all doomed... scared2:
I know! noooo:
Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it! eeek:
You mean it was top quality collapso, now Apey knows about it he will have replaced the contents with cheap paintstripper... noooo:
You think he'd pay for paint stripper...?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2018, 12:59:20 PM
char048
I bleddy am! cussing:
Sobergeddon!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
It's the end of days, we are all doomed... scared2:
I know! noooo:
Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it! eeek:
You mean it was top quality collapso, now Apey knows about it he will have replaced the contents with cheap paintstripper... noooo:
You think he'd pay for paint stripper...?
No, but I'm pretty sure he'd find some in your garage.... whistle:
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2018, 01:02:26 PM
char048
I bleddy am! cussing:
Sobergeddon!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
It's the end of days, we are all doomed... scared2:
I know! noooo:
Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it! eeek:
You mean it was top quality collapso, now Apey knows about it he will have replaced the contents with cheap paintstripper... noooo:
You think he'd pay for paint stripper...?
No, but I'm pretty sure he'd find some in your garage.... whistle:
No garage.... and he doesn't know where I live now anyway.... whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2018, 01:05:37 PM
char048
I bleddy am! cussing:
Sobergeddon!!!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
It's the end of days, we are all doomed... scared2:
I know! noooo:
Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it! eeek:
You mean it was top quality collapso, now Apey knows about it he will have replaced the contents with cheap paintstripper... noooo:
You think he'd pay for paint stripper...?
No, but I'm pretty sure he'd find some in your garage.... whistle:
No garage.... and he doesn't know where I live now anyway.... whistle:
Doesn't know where you live.... happy001
Do you really think you can hide from Apey's free booze sense... point:
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 08:33:39 AM
angel1 angel1
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2018, 08:46:22 AM
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 08:49:20 AM
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 10:50:47 AM
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2018, 11:37:21 AM
The weeathon has started noooo:
(https://s22.postimg.cc/9ipskxk4t/images.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/9ipskxk4t/)
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 11:41:03 AM
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2018, 12:15:50 PM
The weeathon has started noooo:(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-06/22/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane02/anigif_sub-buzz-14134-1466627192-1.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-06/22/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane01/anigif_sub-buzz-24664-1466630850-9.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 12:18:33 PM
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2018, 12:23:40 PM
More like Rivers of Blood noooo:
Waayyycciiiiisssttttt! cussing:
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 02:21:18 PM
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2018, 03:56:22 PM
Nearly made it home in the car noooo: redface:
happy100 kleenex:
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 02:27:34 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2018, 02:40:33 PM
Last of current three in the morning then the afternoon weeathon and then boldly attempting to drive to Brighton scared2:
Ask for a catheter whistle:
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 02:48:14 PM
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2018, 08:42:45 AM
Post by: Steve on June 19, 2018, 08:54:33 AM
Job done!! Now three months off and a willy cam check up and then another three months off :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2018, 10:37:49 AM
Post by: Steve on June 19, 2018, 10:54:08 AM
The peeathon has started noooo:
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-06/22/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane02/anigif_sub-buzz-14134-1466627192-1.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-06/22/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane01/anigif_sub-buzz-24664-1466630850-9.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2018, 06:28:00 PM
Hope it is the nice Irish redhead nurse eyes:
redface:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 02, 2018, 06:52:28 PM
Willycam tomorrow afternoon with instant verdict tomorrow p.m. scared2:happy100
Hope it is the nice Irish redhead nurse eyes:
redface:
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2018, 06:53:52 PM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 02, 2018, 06:54:50 PM
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2018, 06:56:50 PM
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2018, 07:27:02 PM
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2018, 07:28:17 PM
Oh
redface:
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2018, 08:35:29 PM
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2018, 08:36:41 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2018, 08:55:13 PM
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2018, 08:59:08 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2018, 09:44:18 PM
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2018, 07:28:14 AM
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2018, 07:29:11 AM
Legs crossed for a positive result Nick... Thumbs:
whistle:
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2018, 12:25:07 PM
Legs crossed for a positive result Nick... Thumbs:
whistle:
I have! redface:
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2018, 12:43:28 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 03, 2018, 12:52:24 PM
Best of luck :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2018, 05:51:38 PM
The busty Irish redhead was on holiday, so I got Andy with a ponytail instead evil:
He said it all looks good :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2018, 05:54:34 PM
Bad news eeek:
The busty Irish redhead was on holiday, so I got Andy with a ponytail instead evil:
He said it all looks good :thumbsup:
* puts black tie away * evil:
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2018, 08:13:30 PM
And 'Andy' puts his dress awayBad news eeek:
The busty Irish redhead was on holiday, so I got Andy with a ponytail instead evil:
He said it all looks good :thumbsup:
* puts black tie away * evil:
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2018, 03:58:34 AM
And 'Andy' puts his dress awayBad news eeek:
The busty Irish redhead was on holiday, so I got Andy with a ponytail instead evil:
He said it all looks good :thumbsup:
* puts black tie away * evil:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2018, 04:07:02 PM
Post by: Steve on November 04, 2018, 04:18:54 PM
Here we go again. Three more TB infections starting Tuesday. I have a suspicion that these are giong to be a bit rough noooo:Better than the alternative
Hope they go well
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2018, 12:15:10 PM
Here we go again. Three more TB infections starting Tuesday. I have a suspicion that these are giong to be a bit rough noooo:happy100
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2018, 03:11:03 PM
Here we go again. Three more TB infections starting Tuesday. I have a suspicion that these are giong to be a bit rough noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2018, 03:12:36 PM
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2018, 03:15:24 PM
The treatment is fine, it is the entire afternoon in the bathroom peeing out blood clots that is the not fine bit sad24:noooo:
But surely somewhere in all those blood clots are the cells you need to be rid off
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2018, 03:31:18 PM
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2018, 03:31:50 PM
The treatment is fine, it is the entire afternoon in the bathroom peeing out blood clots that is the not fine bit sad24:
But it could be worse... rubschin:
Nah, it prolly couldn't.... noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2018, 03:35:05 PM
Post by: Steve on November 05, 2018, 03:40:04 PM
Have you ever peed blood lumps? Eh? I could post some pics rubschin:I have and please don't
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2018, 10:46:37 AM
Pee storm starts at about 12 sad24:
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2018, 01:11:22 PM
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2018, 01:33:53 PM
I have a radical solution to the b;ppd clot problem and it seems to be working (hic redface: )
Cheers! lol:
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2018, 01:50:40 PM
Post by: Steve on November 06, 2018, 01:51:44 PM
I have a radical solution to the b;ppd clot problem and it seems to be working (hic redface: ):thumbsup:
Do you have a solution to your spelling problem?
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2018, 01:57:17 PM
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2018, 03:30:35 PM
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2018, 03:41:34 PM
This was a good plan (hic( :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Bed sheets don't cost that much... noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2018, 03:42:25 PM
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2018, 10:10:27 AM
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2018, 10:39:18 AM
First time I ever got pissed on medical advice rubschin:
But not the last...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2018, 10:44:36 AM
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2018, 11:44:10 AM
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2018, 12:11:22 PM
It's started again eeek:
The booze...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2018, 12:15:05 PM
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2018, 02:55:23 PM
noooo:Oh noes
noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2018, 03:48:20 PM
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2018, 04:02:02 PM
Over now, but I have to go to Brighton next Wed (cats) and Brum the Wed after (werk) scared2:
Don't let the cats smell blood! eeek:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2018, 05:22:53 PM
Does pissing your pants three times a day count scared2: redface:
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2018, 05:24:04 PM
scared2:
Does pissing your pants three times a day count scared2: redface:
Yup! scared2:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2018, 05:31:13 PM
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2018, 06:51:20 PM
Mt Launderette beckons (no new washer till next week evil: ) noooo:
point:
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2018, 07:13:12 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2018, 07:13:51 PM
Mt Launderette beckons (no new washer till next week evil: ) noooo:
It was crowded 5 minutes ago. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-6NK8C8SkZAM%2FTXlTbyGaB7I%2FAAAAAAAADE4%2Fe510WIIzpQ4%2Fs1600%2FP1250869.JPG&hash=de37216dbdc973827f6ccc5814e4b43f04bb6ba3)
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2018, 07:22:12 PM
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2018, 05:46:19 AM
Mt Launderette beckons (no new washer till next week evil: ) noooo:
It was crowded 5 minutes ago. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-6NK8C8SkZAM%2FTXlTbyGaB7I%2FAAAAAAAADE4%2Fe510WIIzpQ4%2Fs1600%2FP1250869.JPG&hash=de37216dbdc973827f6ccc5814e4b43f04bb6ba3)
happy001
Post by: Steve on November 08, 2018, 07:56:21 AM
lol: lol: lol:Mt Launderette beckons (no new washer till next week evil: ) noooo:
It was crowded 5 minutes ago. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-6NK8C8SkZAM%2FTXlTbyGaB7I%2FAAAAAAAADE4%2Fe510WIIzpQ4%2Fs1600%2FP1250869.JPG&hash=de37216dbdc973827f6ccc5814e4b43f04bb6ba3)
Or is that Nod contemplating which TV to buy?
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2018, 08:19:26 AM
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2018, 08:55:17 AM
lol: lol: lol:Mt Launderette beckons (no new washer till next week evil: ) noooo:
It was crowded 5 minutes ago. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-6NK8C8SkZAM%2FTXlTbyGaB7I%2FAAAAAAAADE4%2Fe510WIIzpQ4%2Fs1600%2FP1250869.JPG&hash=de37216dbdc973827f6ccc5814e4b43f04bb6ba3)
Or is that Nod contemplating which TV to buy?
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2018, 10:10:05 AM
happy001 happy001lol: lol: lol:Mt Launderette beckons (no new washer till next week evil: ) noooo:
It was crowded 5 minutes ago. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-6NK8C8SkZAM%2FTXlTbyGaB7I%2FAAAAAAAADE4%2Fe510WIIzpQ4%2Fs1600%2FP1250869.JPG&hash=de37216dbdc973827f6ccc5814e4b43f04bb6ba3)
Or is that Nod contemplating which TV to buy?
happy001
Or Nick having ordered his new washing machine on line?
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2018, 10:18:05 AM
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2018, 10:30:10 AM
happy001 happy001lol: lol: lol:Mt Launderette beckons (no new washer till next week evil: ) noooo:
It was crowded 5 minutes ago. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-6NK8C8SkZAM%2FTXlTbyGaB7I%2FAAAAAAAADE4%2Fe510WIIzpQ4%2Fs1600%2FP1250869.JPG&hash=de37216dbdc973827f6ccc5814e4b43f04bb6ba3)
Or is that Nod contemplating which TV to buy?
happy001
Or Nick having ordered his new washing machine on line?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on November 08, 2018, 10:45:19 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:happy001 happy001lol: lol: lol:Mt Launderette beckons (no new washer till next week evil: ) noooo:
It was crowded 5 minutes ago. noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-6NK8C8SkZAM%2FTXlTbyGaB7I%2FAAAAAAAADE4%2Fe510WIIzpQ4%2Fs1600%2FP1250869.JPG&hash=de37216dbdc973827f6ccc5814e4b43f04bb6ba3)
Or is that Nod contemplating which TV to buy?
happy001
Or Nick having ordered his new washing machine on line?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2018, 06:27:16 PM
Their dick handling skills are beyond compare :thumbsup:
redface:
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2018, 07:30:48 PM
Have bought my nurses loads of chocs and a thank you card today angel1
Their dick handling skills are beyond compare :thumbsup:
redface:
kleenex:
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2018, 07:35:31 PM
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2018, 05:46:43 AM
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2018, 06:02:36 AM
Another afternoon in the bathroom noooo:
How can there be anything left in there...? shrugs:
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2018, 10:05:50 AM
Now waiting for the piss-storm to start noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2018, 11:47:28 AM
Post by: Steve on November 13, 2018, 12:16:17 PM
And we are off...............Buy collapso futures?
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2018, 12:23:34 PM
Post by: Steve on November 13, 2018, 12:37:13 PM
How about eat lots of beetroot then you can say “I can’t believe it’s not bloodier”
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2018, 12:39:34 PM
I have abandoned my trousers for the duration noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 13, 2018, 07:39:52 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2018, 10:29:34 PM
sad24::thumbsup:
I have abandoned my trousers for the duration noooo:
(https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/10131/2-1-50479/classic-scottish-kilt-alt-1.jpg)
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2018, 10:35:05 PM
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2018, 06:37:08 AM
sad24::thumbsup:
I have abandoned my trousers for the duration noooo:
(https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/10131/2-1-50479/classic-scottish-kilt-alt-1.jpg)
happy001
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2018, 11:54:04 AM
Post by: Steve on November 19, 2018, 12:15:03 PM
Third and final treatment in this course tomorrow and then, I think, 6 months off. I hope.Let's hope
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2018, 12:25:12 PM
Third and final treatment in this course tomorrow and then, I think, 6 months off. I hope.
Yay! Party001: Party001: Party001:
happ096
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 19, 2018, 12:46:39 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 19, 2018, 10:18:34 PM
You will pass with flying colours I'm sure. :thumbsup:Third and final treatment in this course tomorrow and then, I think, 6 months off. I hope.
Yay! Party001: Party001: Party001:
happ096
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2018, 05:47:08 AM
You will pass with flying colours I'm sure. :thumbsup:Third and final treatment in this course tomorrow and then, I think, 6 months off. I hope.
Yay! Party001: Party001: Party001:
happ096
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2018, 02:14:00 PM
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2018, 07:16:43 PM
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2018, 07:28:33 PM
The worst seems to be over. And yes, six months off :thumbsup:
Yay! :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on November 20, 2018, 11:26:18 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:The worst seems to be over. And yes, six months off :thumbsup:
Yay! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2018, 08:32:11 PM
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2018, 08:36:05 PM
Spoke too soon. Peeing out mahoosive scabs sad24: sad24: NickSick
sick2:
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2018, 08:41:16 PM
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2018, 08:52:19 PM
sick2: sick2:Spoke too soon. Peeing out mahoosive scabs sad24: sad24: NickSick
sick2:
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 22, 2018, 08:53:04 PM
Spoke too soon. Peeing out mahoosive scabs sad24: sad24: NickSick
sick2:
sick2: sick2:
We really, really didn't needed to know that noooo:
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2018, 08:53:53 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2018, 10:11:24 PM
I am documenting the process, UncFor the Coroner?
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2018, 05:37:40 AM
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2018, 01:27:15 PM
Post by: Steve on November 23, 2018, 02:12:14 PM
Letter from hospital says I have now completed four of my eight cycles of treatment noooo:You need to splash out on a sticker chart
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2018, 02:13:15 PM
Post by: Steve on November 23, 2018, 03:52:45 PM
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2018, 03:53:42 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 23, 2018, 09:24:07 PM
I have plans eveilgrin:
Baldnick has a plan so cunning it will advance about as far as an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping... noooo:
Post by: Steve on November 23, 2018, 10:59:22 PM
with its legs tied together?I have plans eveilgrin:
Baldnick has a plan so cunning it will advance about as far as an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping... noooo:
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2018, 01:43:17 PM
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2018, 02:47:23 PM
Getting some very odd symptoms. I am fairly certain that I will be lucky to see Christmas 2019 confused:
Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2018, 02:48:29 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 10, 2018, 03:03:59 PM
Getting some very odd symptoms. I am fairly certain that I will be lucky to see Christmas 2019 confused:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Is it going to affect your eyesight then ?
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2018, 03:05:17 PM
sad24:
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2018, 03:18:42 PM
Getting some very odd symptoms. I am fairly certain that I will be lucky to see Christmas 2019 confused:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Is it going to affect your eyesight then ?
happy001
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2018, 03:19:50 PM
sad24:
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2018, 05:41:36 PM
Getting some very odd symptoms. I am fairly certain that I will be lucky to see Christmas 2019 confused:noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 10, 2018, 06:04:13 PM
Getting some very odd symptoms. I am fairly certain that I will be lucky to see Christmas 2019 confused:
I don't think that was what the doctor meant when he said "have a positive attitude"
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2018, 06:09:36 PM
Have you got a black suit?
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2018, 06:25:59 PM
He never said that noooo:Go see a doctor
Have you got a black suit?
Do not pass Go, do not collect £200, just get advice
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2018, 06:32:40 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 10, 2018, 06:50:56 PM
He never said that noooo:
Have you got a black suit?
He didn't noooo:
A black suit seems to the only formal wear I need these days. sad24:
Post by: Nick on December 10, 2018, 06:52:04 PM
sad24:
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2018, 03:38:53 PM
Four new holes in my belt in 2 months rubschin:
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2018, 03:49:06 PM
The weight is dropping off me suddenly noooo:Well you lost 60 pounds earlier
Four new holes in my belt in 2 months rubschin:
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2018, 03:50:55 PM
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2018, 04:03:32 PM
The weight is dropping off me suddenly noooo:Well you lost 60 pounds earlier
Four new holes in my belt in 2 months rubschin:
drumroll:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 17, 2018, 06:22:49 PM
The weight is dropping off me suddenly noooo:
Four new holes in my belt in 2 months rubschin:
Is it going out in sympathy with your jumper ?
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2018, 06:32:53 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2018, 08:47:26 PM
happy001 happy001The weight is dropping off me suddenly noooo:
Four new holes in my belt in 2 months rubschin:
Is it going out in sympathy with your jumper ?
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2018, 08:52:34 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 18, 2018, 04:51:29 AM
happy001 happy001The weight is dropping off me suddenly noooo:
Four new holes in my belt in 2 months rubschin:
Is it going out in sympathy with your jumper ?
happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2019, 03:37:29 PM
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2019, 04:00:03 PM
Check up day is looming scared2: sad24:
When??? scared2:
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2019, 04:24:17 PM
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2019, 05:49:09 PM
18th at 10 a.m.hopefully a good result then
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2019, 07:15:02 PM
18th at 10 a.m.
It was prolly today at six o'clock... ::)
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2019, 07:28:01 PM
This could be my death knell sad24:
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2019, 07:30:09 PM
evil:
This could be my death knell sad24:
K'nell!
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2019, 07:32:21 PM
evil:noooo:
This could be my death knell sad24:
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2019, 04:20:28 PM
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2019, 04:34:38 PM
Tomorrow morning scared2:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.get-emoji.com%2Fimages%2Femoji%2F1f91e.png&hash=95784435a5a4c8df50a7b5652d1576e288c6a431)
Post by: Just One More on February 17, 2019, 06:16:22 PM
Tomorrow morning scared2:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.get-emoji.com%2Fimages%2Femoji%2F1f91e.png&hash=95784435a5a4c8df50a7b5652d1576e288c6a431)
Wot Steve said Nick :thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 17, 2019, 07:04:30 PM
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2019, 07:20:06 PM
Hoping it is the nice Irish red head nurse and not Steve evil:
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2019, 08:06:30 PM
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2019, 08:09:08 PM
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2019, 08:37:48 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F41zs4bKsyyL.jpg&hash=171b4a5cf1f76ff3604a37c037cd9a5ffb0a837b)
what could possibly . . . .
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2019, 09:34:40 PM
Maybe it'll be . . . .
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F41zs4bKsyyL.jpg&hash=171b4a5cf1f76ff3604a37c037cd9a5ffb0a837b)
what could possibly . . . .
happy001
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2019, 10:18:41 PM
happy001 happy001Maybe it'll be . . . .
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F41zs4bKsyyL.jpg&hash=171b4a5cf1f76ff3604a37c037cd9a5ffb0a837b)
what could possibly . . . .
happy001
Good luck
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2019, 06:35:33 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/D8SBzVkw/emogee-128.png) (https://postimg.cc/D8SBzVkw)
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2019, 12:11:41 PM
Pity in a way as a death sentence would have made me rich for a while (Critical Illness Cover), but the guy said the trouble with this treatment is that it "corrodes" my insides scared2: and that will become more of a problem soon.....
Post by: Barman on February 18, 2019, 12:32:21 PM
Well, rather to my surprise, the verdict was, "So far, so good" which means more TB infusions in May.
Pity in a way as a death sentence would have made me rich for a while (Critical Illness Cover), but the guy said the trouble with this treatment is that it "corrodes" my insides scared2: and that will become more of a problem soon.....
Good news! :thumbsup:
Not the corrosion bit obvs. redface:
Post by: Nick on February 18, 2019, 12:38:18 PM
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2019, 12:49:35 PM
And of course I will spend the rest of the day peeing razor blades NickSickWell that's a noooo: noooo: noooo: obviously but overall it is a :thumbsup: Nick
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2019, 02:52:19 PM
:thumbsup:And of course I will spend the rest of the day peeing razor blades NickSickWell that's a noooo: noooo: noooo: obviously but overall it is a :thumbsup: Nick
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 18, 2019, 08:28:55 PM
Well, rather to my surprise, the verdict was, "So far, so good" which means more TB infusions in May.
Pity in a way as a death sentence would have made me rich for a while (Critical Illness Cover), but the guy said the trouble with this treatment is that it "corrodes" my insides scared2: and that will become more of a problem soon.....
Similar to your boiler issues then ? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2019, 05:12:35 AM
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2019, 02:18:03 PM
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2019, 06:38:58 PM
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2019, 07:07:20 PM
Letter: next set of TB starts April 1st noooo:Surely that’s good really
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2019, 07:08:16 PM
I am getting tired of this
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2019, 11:00:04 PM
noooo:Not surprised but surely it shows they think it's working. And the alternatives to 'it working' surely can't be all that good
I am getting tired of this
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2019, 06:30:46 AM
noooo:Not surprised but surely it shows they think it's working. And the alternatives to 'it working' surely can't be all that good
I am getting tired of this
^^^ Wot Steve said ^^^
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2019, 04:35:19 PM
After effects now prolonged. Miss I tells me that it sounds like I am having a period.
I am therefore fashionably transgender cloud9:
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2019, 05:24:26 PM
Maintenance recommences Monday morning at 9.00. Looking forward to seeing my lovely nurses again. Taking chocs in cloud9:Indeed Nicola
After effects now prolonged. Miss I tells me that it sounds like I am having a period.
I am therefore fashionably transgender cloud9:
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2019, 05:29:49 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2019, 09:27:58 PM
Maintenance recommences Monday morning at 9.00. Looking forward to seeing my lovely nurses again. Taking chocs in cloud9:Indeed Nicola
After effects now prolonged. Miss I tells me that it sounds like I am having a period.
I am therefore fashionably transgender cloud9:
Quite possibly the first time in his life that Nick has been fashionable... whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2019, 05:16:06 AM
Maintenance recommences Monday morning at 9.00. Looking forward to seeing my lovely nurses again. Taking chocs in cloud9:Indeed Nicola
After effects now prolonged. Miss I tells me that it sounds like I am having a period.
I am therefore fashionably transgender cloud9:
Quite possibly the first time in his life that Nick has been fashionable... whistle:
Did you assume
Post by: Nick on April 01, 2019, 08:36:40 AM
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2019, 08:45:15 AM
Marva is a dab hand with a catheter :thumbsup:
April 1st... was that wise...? scared2:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2019, 01:41:51 PM
Marva is a dab hand with a catheter :thumbsup:
April 1st... was that wise...? scared2:
April 1st and Friday 13th are recognised Nick days, he should be safe :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2019, 02:14:16 PM
Friday 13ths are mine! Mine I tell thee, mineMarva is a dab hand with a catheter :thumbsup:
April 1st... was that wise...? scared2:
April 1st and Friday 13th are recognised Nick days, he should be safe :thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2019, 02:18:50 PM
Friday 13ths are mine! Mine I tell thee, mineMarva is a dab hand with a catheter :thumbsup:
April 1st... was that wise...? scared2:
April 1st and Friday 13th are recognised Nick days, he should be safe :thumbsup:
Are you admitting to being the third long lost Bungle Brother.....? scared2:
Post by: Steve on April 01, 2019, 05:18:57 PM
NopeFriday 13ths are mine! Mine I tell thee, mineMarva is a dab hand with a catheter :thumbsup:
April 1st... was that wise...? scared2:
April 1st and Friday 13th are recognised Nick days, he should be safe :thumbsup:
Are you admitting to being the third long lost Bungle Brother.....? scared2:
They’re just lucky for me
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2019, 06:11:14 PM
Post by: Steve on April 07, 2019, 07:39:58 PM
More willy/catheter and TB fun with Marva in the morning. noooo: Then a day on the bog sad32:with Marva?
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2019, 07:51:11 PM
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2019, 10:18:32 AM
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2019, 10:33:49 AM
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2019, 11:17:31 AM
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2019, 11:20:35 AM
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2019, 11:22:18 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2019, 11:32:58 AM
[serious] I have been determined to document this from Day 1 [serious]Very wise.
Are you going to get the Coroner to join VP?
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2019, 11:36:58 AM
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2019, 10:22:55 PM
No, but has your cook got a rabbit shaped jelly mould? I will be in your area on Saturday and could pick it up angel1You will have set by then
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2019, 10:30:01 PM
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2019, 11:24:08 PM
Some years back when I had blood in my pee (seemed more like a little pee in my blood at the time) the doctor told me to keep drinking and peeing as I really didn't want it bunged up with blood clotsNo, but has your cook got a rabbit shaped jelly mould? I will be in your area on Saturday and could pick it up angel1You will have set by then
Well on a rare occasion when the doc says drink I drank (I think he meant water but sometimes you have to just take the opportunity)
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2019, 05:46:01 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 11, 2019, 05:52:16 PM
Today is mainly peeing out scabs day cry:
noooo:
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2019, 06:32:04 PM
I'd say noooo: noooo: but I suspect the alternative to peeing them out is worsererToday is mainly peeing out scabs day cry:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2019, 06:33:26 PM
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2019, 07:48:45 PM
Today is mainly peeing out scabs day cry:
sick2:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2019, 01:20:07 AM
Today is mainly peeing out scabs day cry:
Have you tried jumping up and down first to see if you can break them up? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2019, 05:19:02 AM
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2019, 09:03:06 AM
Off to see Nurse Marva, the Catheter Queen noooo:Conversation must be interesting when she gets home. "Hard day at work dear?" "No mainly flaccid actually, had to treat one patient very gingerly "
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2019, 09:05:53 AM
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2019, 12:21:13 PM
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2019, 10:37:19 AM
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2019, 11:40:52 AM
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2019, 03:28:12 PM
sick2:
sick2: sick2:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2019, 05:58:59 PM
Hoping for the nice Irish redhead eyes: eyes:
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2019, 06:56:18 PM
Here we go again noooo: First thing tomorrow morning scared2:
Hoping for the nice Irish redhead eyes: eyes:
Isn't that sore ..... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2019, 06:57:58 PM
She has slender fingers and a reassuring smile cloud9:, which is all I need AS I GET A CAMERA STUFFED UP MY DICK evil:
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2019, 07:26:05 PM
drumroll:
She has slender fingers and a reassuring smile cloud9:, which is all I need AS I GET A CAMERA STUFFED UP MY DICK evil:
Small hands ........ Thumbs: that will make you feel better ........ whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2019, 07:39:55 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 07, 2019, 07:41:24 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Calm down ...ask for pics to be enlarged ........ Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2019, 07:57:52 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2019, 07:58:26 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Calm down ...ask for pics to be enlarged ........ Thumbs:
Sounds like Apey is speaking from experience... whistle:
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2019, 03:26:26 AM
Here we go again noooo: First thing tomorrow morning scared2:
Hoping for the nice Irish redhead eyes: eyes:
Isn't that sore ..... rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2019, 09:25:15 AM
lol: lol: lol:Here we go again noooo: First thing tomorrow morning scared2:
Hoping for the nice Irish redhead eyes: eyes:
Isn't that sore ..... rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2019, 09:27:35 AM
drumroll:
She has slender fingers and a reassuring smile cloud9:, which is all I need AS I GET A CAMERA STUFFED UP MY DICK evil:
What you really don't need is someone with one of these shouting 'Cut'
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/7aUAAOSwimZbkNNm/s-l640.jpg)
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2019, 09:33:21 AM
Post by: Steve on July 08, 2019, 09:41:03 AM
Home and peeing razor blades sad24: sad24:noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2019, 12:14:33 PM
Certainly not the JLV. noooo:drumroll:
She has slender fingers and a reassuring smile cloud9:, which is all I need AS I GET A CAMERA STUFFED UP MY DICK evil:
What you really don't need is someone with one of these shouting 'Cut'
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/7aUAAOSwimZbkNNm/s-l640.jpg)
Post by: Just One More on July 14, 2019, 10:41:21 AM
Certainly not the JLV. noooo:drumroll:
She has slender fingers and a reassuring smile cloud9:, which is all I need AS I GET A CAMERA STUFFED UP MY DICK evil:
What you really don't need is someone with one of these shouting 'Cut'
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/7aUAAOSwimZbkNNm/s-l640.jpg)
lol:
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2019, 05:30:38 PM
I reckon two to three days of having a period at the worst noooo:
Stocking up on food and stuff noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on October 06, 2019, 10:19:45 PM
Nearly time. Three more weeks of TB, blood clots and peeing scabs, but looking forward to seeing my nice nurses (especially the nice left handed one eyes:).
I reckon two to three days of having a period at the worst noooo:
Stocking up on food and stuff noooo:
On-line........ whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2019, 09:45:47 AM
Post by: Steve on October 08, 2019, 10:31:45 AM
Waiting for my period to start sad24:noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2019, 11:55:06 AM
Waiting for my period to start sad24:noooo:
Bloody hell! eeek:
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2019, 12:07:33 PM
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2019, 07:48:03 AM
Post by: Steve on October 09, 2019, 10:14:08 AM
Or did they give you the HRT by mistake?
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2019, 03:36:50 PM
Post by: Steve on October 09, 2019, 06:48:29 PM
Spoke too soon. Whole day of puking. I think I have lost about three stone noooo:nooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2019, 09:21:12 PM
Spoke too soon. Whole day of puking. I think I have lost about three stone noooo:happy100
Post by: apc2010 on October 09, 2019, 11:33:39 PM
Spoke too soon. Whole day of puking. I think I have lost about three stone noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2019, 02:54:13 PM
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2019, 04:59:15 PM
Spoke too soon. Whole day of puking. I think I have lost about three stone noooo:
Those gallstones are a bugger... noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2019, 12:17:08 PM
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2019, 12:32:56 PM
Finally feeling betterer like, but the next two weeks are going to be shite noooo: sad24::thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2019, 06:03:47 AM
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2019, 07:47:35 AM
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2019, 11:05:30 AM
Post by: apc2010 on October 15, 2019, 05:58:34 PM
My period has started noooo:
sad24:
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2019, 06:12:14 PM
Look on the bright side, at least we now know he's not pregnantMy period has started noooo:
sad24:
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2019, 03:50:50 PM
Last treatment of this cycle next week. Have bought chocs for my nurses (one can't be too careful around wimmin who are paid to shove things up your dick, like).
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2019, 04:29:27 PM
Today is "pissing out scabs" day :thumbsup: Eye watering, but signals the end of this phase.Sounds like a wise pricaution. :thumbsup:
Last treatment of this cycle next week. Have bought chocs for my nurses (one can't be too careful around wimmin who are paid to shove things up your dick, like).
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2019, 04:55:16 PM
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2019, 08:50:26 PM
drumroll:drumroll: drumroll:
and bravo Nick, you've really been put through it on this
Post by: apc2010 on October 17, 2019, 11:38:59 PM
drumroll:drumroll: drumroll:
and bravo Nick, you've really been put through it on this
TMJs.. redface:
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2019, 05:46:36 AM
Taking in chocs for the laydees angel1
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2019, 11:09:14 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2019, 12:29:08 PM
I seem to have just pissed out an entire jellyfish eeek: sad32:
You had to one up Miss I... noooo:
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2019, 12:58:45 PM
I seem to have just pissed out an entire jellyfish eeek: sad32:eeek:
And what does the jellyfish have to say on the matter?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2019, 10:10:48 PM
I seem to have just pissed out an entire jellyfish eeek: sad32:I bet that stung.
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2019, 12:26:28 AM
drumroll:I seem to have just pissed out an entire jellyfish eeek: sad32:I bet that stung.
Post by: apc2010 on October 23, 2019, 12:30:23 AM
drumroll:I seem to have just pissed out an entire jellyfish eeek: sad32:I bet that stung.
drumroll: drumroll:
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2019, 05:03:06 AM
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2019, 02:24:53 PM
ANd my dick appears to be on fire sad24:
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2019, 05:40:23 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2019, 06:15:11 PM
Hey, it is puking up my remaining internal organs day!!! :thumbsup:Quick, get a
ANd my dick appears to be on fire sad24:
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2019, 06:18:25 PM
You are all horrid noooo:
Miss I has offered to kiss it better when she comes again*
*awaits schoolboy jokes ::)
Post by: apc2010 on October 24, 2019, 06:19:09 PM
Hey, it is puking up my remaining internal organs day!!! :thumbsup:Quick, get a
ANd my dick appears to be on fire sad24:bucketcup of water.
lol: lol: redface:
I will avoid the bucket jokes for now ... whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2019, 10:58:50 AM
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2020, 08:36:38 AM
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2020, 08:46:52 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 20, 2020, 10:22:48 AM
Camera up the willy at 10.00 noooo:
On the bright side at least someone will handle.it today Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2020, 10:32:21 AM
All OK they think rubschin:
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2020, 11:09:15 AM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2::thumbsup:
All OK they think rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2020, 11:57:33 AM
Camera up the willy at 10.00 noooo:
On the bright side at least someone will handle.it today Thumbs:
Quote from: Alan the Student Nurse
When they said I'd be dealing with the ginger nuts today I thought they meant the biscuits
noooo:
All OK they think rubschin:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2020, 02:20:04 PM
Camera up the willy at 10.00 noooo:
On the bright side at least someone will handle.it today Thumbs:
drumroll:
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2020, 02:20:24 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs:Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2::thumbsup:
All OK they think rubschin:
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2020, 03:04:03 PM
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2020, 03:40:17 PM
Got a call. Have to have a CT scan in the morning scared2:
I had one the other week... It wasn't as bad as I expected TBH... Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2020, 06:47:41 PM
Got a call. Have to have a CT scan in the morning scared2:Popcorn:
Post by: Steve on January 20, 2020, 06:50:41 PM
How was it for the scanner?Got a call. Have to have a CT scan in the morning scared2:
I had one the other week... It wasn't as bad as I expected TBH... Thumbs:
(https://as1.ftcdn.net/jpg/02/75/80/98/500_F_275809847_usY3vauJu6cn2oBvfNBfCgJf0VQVTmnE.jpg)
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2020, 10:48:26 AM
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2020, 11:23:45 AM
Everyfink tastes of metal sad24:
Have you tasted everything...? ::)
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2020, 11:29:21 AM
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2020, 12:04:20 PM
Everyfink tastes of metal sad24:It's that bloody dye they inject you with
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2020, 12:22:06 PM
Everyfink tastes of metal sad24:
Iron? Copper? Aluminium? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2020, 12:26:19 PM
Nickoranium?Everyfink tastes of metal sad24:
Iron? Copper? Aluminium? rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2020, 12:31:41 PM
Nickoranium?Everyfink tastes of metal sad24:
Iron? Copper? Aluminium? rubschin:
Given how unstable that stuff is I bloody well hope not... scared2:
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2020, 01:00:15 PM
Everyfink tastes of metal sad24:It's that bloody dye they inject you with
Oooh, I didn't have that... inane:
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2020, 01:27:22 PM
Didn't you have an MRI insteadEveryfink tastes of metal sad24:It's that bloody dye they inject you with
Oooh, I didn't have that... inane:
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2020, 02:01:57 PM
Didn't you have an MRI insteadEveryfink tastes of metal sad24:It's that bloody dye they inject you with
Oooh, I didn't have that... inane:
Oh yes... doh: redface:
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2020, 02:29:37 PM
That CT scan dye is weird. They warn you that it will make you feel like you've peed yourself and it does a bit. Eventually makes you feel warm and sweaty all over and seeing as how they've made you drink a litre of water before you really do need to rush to the loo asap. They also warn you not to leave the hospital too soon after. Forgot that last time and really did feel bad in the car.
But if they say you need a CT scan, always say yes
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2020, 03:32:54 PM
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2020, 04:11:24 PM
I had to google the difference redface: Thicko generalisation: CT scan very expensive looks for cancer, MRI still expensive looks for tissue damage
That CT scan dye is weird. They warn you that it will make you feel like you've peed yourself and it does a bit. Eventually makes you feel warm and sweaty all over and seeing as how they've made you drink a litre of water before you really do need to rush to the loo asap. They also warn you not to leave the hospital too soon after. Forgot that last time and really did feel bad in the car.
But if they say you need a CT scan, always say yes
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2020, 05:26:11 PM
I think it is FluorineClose but no prize. Flourine would likely kill you, very painfully
Try Iodine
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2020, 05:35:18 PM
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2020, 06:09:11 PM
:thumbsup: I knew it was some sort of ine :thumbsup:Halogens were some of my favourite elements at skool. Bromine is fun too, used to make horrible clouds of it when teech had his back turned. Funnilly enough that wasn't what they eventually threw me out for
But we digress
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2020, 06:12:03 PM
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2020, 06:33:41 PM
I know a song about Chlorine whistle:is it an earworm?
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2020, 06:51:09 PM
Post by: Steve on January 21, 2020, 10:53:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4N3rVa2ePM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4N3rVa2ePM)Given the thread title, dare we click this?
Post by: apc2010 on January 21, 2020, 11:56:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4N3rVa2ePM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4N3rVa2ePM)Given the thread title, dare we click this?
Not clicking.......... noooo:
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2020, 02:35:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4N3rVa2ePM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4N3rVa2ePM)Given the thread title, dare we click this?
Not clicking.......... noooo:
noooo:
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2020, 10:28:34 AM
I think it is FluorineYour teeth will be OK then :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2020, 02:10:51 PM
Downside is that it now makes me feel like shit for about three weeks cry:
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2020, 02:20:14 PM
Hospital called to say my next round of treatment will go ahead as schedule. This means the NHS is bloody wonderful. :thumbsup:
Downside is that it now makes me feel like shit for about three weeks cry:
Thumbs:
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2020, 02:51:13 PM
Hospital called to say my next round of treatment will go ahead as schedule. This means the NHS is bloody wonderful. :thumbsup:
Downside is that it now makes me feel like shit for about three weeks cry:
Thumbs: & happy100
Post by: Just One More on March 22, 2020, 03:58:30 PM
Hospital called to say my next round of treatment will go ahead as schedule. This means the NHS is bloody wonderful. :thumbsup:
Downside is that it now makes me feel like shit for about three weeks cry:
Thumbs: & happy100
Thumbs: Thumbs: & happy100 happy100
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2020, 09:09:49 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:Hospital called to say my next round of treatment will go ahead as schedule. This means the NHS is bloody wonderful. :thumbsup:
Downside is that it now makes me feel like shit for about three weeks cry:
Thumbs: & happy100
Thumbs: Thumbs: & happy100 happy100
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2020, 12:27:10 PM
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2020, 12:28:32 PM
Change of plan. Hospital concerned that cancer treatment + coronavirus could prove fatal. THey have suspended my treatment, possibly permanently.Ah noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2020, 12:32:37 PM
Change of plan. Hospital concerned that cancer treatment + coronavirus could prove fatal. THey have suspended my treatment, possibly permanently.
happy100 noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2020, 12:25:34 PM
They want to know if I need food parcels! rubschin:
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2020, 12:28:19 PM
Just had a call from the carncil eeek: The NHS has told them that I am "extremely vulnerable" and cannot go out for three months scared2:
They want to know if I need food parcels! rubschin:
You could take food parcels to yourself like....? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2020, 12:35:54 PM
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2020, 12:42:17 PM
I'd accept collapso parcels :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on April 12, 2020, 01:59:12 PM
Just had a call from the carncil eeek: The NHS has told them that I am "extremely vulnerable" and cannot go out for three months scared2: . . .FFS don't they do joined up thinking?
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2020, 02:03:58 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2020, 02:11:47 PM
To be fair, I got the "Stay at home for 12 weeks" letter, but nice Nurse Jane eyes: told me to ignore it.What did you do to upset her so much?
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2020, 02:16:36 PM
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2020, 03:51:34 PM
To be fair, I got the "Stay at home for 12 weeks" letter, but nice Nurse Jane eyes: told me to ignore it.What did you do to upset her so much?
happy001
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2020, 03:55:18 PM
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2020, 02:07:04 PM
NO! I do NOT want a telephone buddy to call me for a "chat" every day
And stop calling me DEAR cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2020, 02:26:43 PM
NO! I do not require food paracels
NO! I do NOT want a telephone buddy to call me for a "chat" every day
And stop calling me DEAR cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
point: point: point:
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2020, 03:29:51 PM
lol: lol: lol:NO! I do not require food paracels
NO! I do NOT want a telephone buddy to call me for a "chat" every day
And stop calling me DEAR cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
point: point: point:
I see Nick didn't turn down the weekly supply of Tena pads for men
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2020, 03:30:38 PM
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2020, 03:31:24 PM
I assumed that your need was far greater angel1Oh very sharp Nick, will give you a worthy: for that one
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2020, 03:34:50 PM
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2020, 05:52:00 PM
NO! I do not require food paracels
NO! I do NOT want a telephone buddy to call me for a "chat" every day
And stop calling me DEAR cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xtexlk06T4
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2020, 01:20:58 PM
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 17, 2020, 01:24:21 PM
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2020, 01:33:21 PM
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2020, 01:40:17 PM
To the "beyond hope" list... whistle:
happy001
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2020, 01:46:36 PM
Managed to get myself taken of the "vulnerable" list. :thumbsup::thumbsup:
Any hope they'll put you back on? ie you'll get the treatment
Post by: Nick on April 17, 2020, 01:59:21 PM
Post by: Steve on April 17, 2020, 02:19:27 PM
noooo:noooo: noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2020, 05:43:02 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2020, 05:52:20 PM
A letter floods in. Willycam looming again. Hope it's the nice redhead nurse, like eyes:
Knowing your luck she will turn out to be Fred's granddaughter... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2020, 05:56:46 PM
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2020, 05:59:22 PM
A letter floods in. Willycam looming again. Hope it's the nice redhead nurse, like eyes:
Things looking up ......... whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2020, 06:02:00 PM
Just need Tipsy to pop round in her nurse uniform :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2020, 06:27:41 PM
lol: lol: lol:A letter floods in. Willycam looming again. Hope it's the nice redhead nurse, like eyes:
Knowing your luck she will turn out to be Fred's granddaughter... rubschin:
But good news Nick :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2020, 06:31:14 PM
A letter floods in. Willycam looming again. Hope it's the nice redhead nurse, like eyes:
happ096 happ096
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2020, 06:44:55 PM
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2020, 07:20:49 PM
Only a check up. No more treatmentSo we put all the Willy themed bunting away then?
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2020, 10:23:07 PM
rubschin: eyes:
Just need Tipsy to pop round in her nurse uniform :thumbsup:
Quote from: Tipsy
You'll just feel a bit of a prick, so business as usual there...
(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/033d0d60-78e5-4f6d-a2dd-8b9b4b8fa585/d4kplz4-7309de5a-0c53-4881-add0-16a1839ca8d3.jpg/v1/fill/w_900,h_1351,q_75,strp/evil_nurse_stock_2_by_mysteriaviolentstock_d4kplz4-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTM1MSIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzAzM2QwZDYwLTc4ZTUtNGY2ZC1hMmRkLThiOWI0YjhmYTU4NVwvZDRrcGx6NC03MzA5ZGU1YS0wYzUzLTQ4ODEtYWRkMC0xNmExODM5Y2E4ZDMuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTkwMCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.l2kw5Hetn5bI_lqg5B6yti1C9xTM-HSjCUykSPJtoUQ)
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2020, 05:34:20 PM
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2020, 05:37:14 PM
Willycam tomorrow morning scared2:
Quote from: Willycam
Some prick tomorrow morning cry:
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2020, 05:38:47 PM
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2020, 05:48:22 PM
Black suits time, guys and gals :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2020, 06:17:46 PM
Oh, peeing blood is not good, is it?noooo:
Black suits time, guys and gals :thumbsup:
Post by: miss Tchevious on July 01, 2020, 06:46:41 PM
Oh, peeing blood is not good, is it?noooo:
Black suits time, guys and gals :thumbsup:
eeek:
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2020, 07:20:13 AM
Oh, peeing blood is not good, is it?
Black suits time, guys and gals :thumbsup:
All ready! Thumbs:
(https://i.postimg.cc/0bZRsy0w/57.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0bZRsy0w)
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2020, 07:38:09 AM
Off to see the JLV next week to discuss funeral arrangements like :thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 02, 2020, 09:30:14 AM
:thumbsup:The mourner's Kaddish is light on jokes. noooo:
Off to see the JLV next week to discuss funeral arrangements like :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2020, 12:33:53 PM
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2020, 12:45:43 PM
Hospital confirms that 11.20 tomorrow is D Day scared2:
eeek:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2020, 03:12:33 PM
Hospital confirms that 11.20 tomorrow is D Day scared2:Good luck :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on July 20, 2020, 04:20:05 PM
^^^ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: ^^^Hospital confirms that 11.20 tomorrow is D Day scared2:Good luck :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on July 20, 2020, 08:00:16 PM
^^^ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: ^^^Hospital confirms that 11.20 tomorrow is D Day scared2:Good luck :thumbsup:
^^^ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: ^^^
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2020, 11:37:29 AM
I was convinced it had come back. The lovely Erin found "nothing untoward" but hinted that the internal bleeding may merit further investigation. I seem to temporarily live to fight another day. Mixed feelings, oddly. rubschin:
Told the nice nurse that I was looking forward to a 6 figure insurance payout. She asked if I was single eyes:
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2020, 11:50:09 AM
Peeing razor blades sad32:
I was convinced it had come back. The lovely Erin found "nothing untoward" but hinted that the internal bleeding may merit further investigation. I seem to temporarily live to fight another day. Mixed feelings, oddly. rubschin:
Told the nice nurse that I was looking forward to a 6 figure insurance payout. She asked if I was single eyes:
Best news I've had all day! Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2020, 01:45:23 PM
Peeing razor blades sad32:
I was convinced it had come back. The lovely Erin found "nothing untoward" but hinted that the internal bleeding may merit further investigation. I seem to temporarily live to fight another day. Mixed feelings, oddly. rubschin:
Told the nice nurse that I was looking forward to a 6 figure insurance payout. She asked if I was single eyes:
cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on July 21, 2020, 02:07:49 PM
*Stops googling Miss I phone number .. redface: *..........
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2020, 02:15:35 PM
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2020, 05:00:36 PM
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
*Stops googling Miss I phone number .. redface: *..........
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on July 21, 2020, 08:08:40 PM
Peeing razor blades sad32:
I was convinced it had come back. The lovely Erin found "nothing untoward" but hinted that the internal bleeding may merit further investigation. I seem to temporarily live to fight another day. Mixed feelings, oddly. rubschin:
Told the nice nurse that I was looking forward to a 6 figure insurance payout. She asked if I was single eyes:
cloud9:
:thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2020, 11:51:37 AM
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2020, 02:13:52 PM
CT Scan later scared2:fingers crossed for good results
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2020, 03:16:47 PM
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2020, 03:20:16 PM
1. Blood tests
2. Willycam
3. CT scan
noooo:
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2020, 03:59:52 PM
Oh,great! Three letters all about Monday3 for 2 offer eh?
1. Blood tests
2. Willycam
3. CT scan
noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2020, 04:09:25 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2020, 02:38:38 AM
Nice nurses eyes: eyes: Taking choc :thumbsup:
You may want to wait until after they take the blood samples before you try your 'old smoothie' routine or else the nurses may combine 1 and 2...
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2020, 04:55:37 AM
Oh,great! Three letters all about Monday3 for 2 offer eh?
1. Blood tests
2. Willycam
3. CT scan
noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2020, 08:18:33 AM
Oh,great! Three letters all about Monday[serious] Aren't they supposed to do the blood test ~2 weeks ahead of the CT to check you're OK for the dye they give you?
1. Blood tests
2. Willycam
3. CT scan
noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2020, 05:04:23 PM
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 13, 2020, 07:59:50 PM
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2020, 08:13:04 PM
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2020, 06:15:50 AM
I had a four inch needle with a tap inserted in a artery to make it easier to get samples when they fancied lii.They do things to make it easy for themselves and sod the patients. The amount of blood that leaked out when they finally withdrew it - definitely Shocked:
Shocked:
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2020, 01:49:28 PM
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2020, 02:12:02 PM
Consultant visit. Latest scan reveals 2 cm tumour, but no sign of spread (yet). Another scan booked for November.
Thumbs:
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2020, 04:19:56 PM
Consultant visit. Latest scan reveals 2 cm tumour, but no sign of spread (yet). Another scan booked for November.rubschin:
Is that good, bad or Shrugs: ?
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2020, 05:02:48 PM
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2020, 05:04:17 PM
Largely bad. Can't operate as it would make a hole in my bladder. No more treatmentnoooo:
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2020, 05:10:02 PM
Uncle and Nick race is on :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Post by: Just One More on September 18, 2020, 05:13:19 PM
Largely bad. Can't operate as it would make a hole in my bladder. No more treatmentnoooo:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 18, 2020, 05:18:25 PM
Get yer black suits out :thumbsup:
Uncle and Nick race is on :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Sorry Nick, I'm a born loser
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2020, 05:31:00 PM
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2021, 07:31:21 AM
Hoping it's the nice Irish redhead eyes:
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2021, 11:53:11 AM
Here I go again ::)
Hoping it's the nice Irish redhead eyes:
eyes:
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2021, 01:18:57 PM
Now peeing razorblades sad32:
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2021, 01:54:27 PM
It was cloud9:noooo: noooo: noooo:
Now peeing razorblades sad32:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2021, 06:11:40 AM
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2021, 08:07:29 AM
Off we go again... ::)Hope the results are good even if the process to get them isn't great
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2021, 11:22:06 AM
No, we only practice on mreal people eeek: scared2:
It took longer than usual.
"What's that lump?"
"Mmmmm, not overtly suspicious but we need to keep an eye on that!" scared2: scared2:
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2021, 12:09:25 PM
Got done by a trainee eeek: scared2: Asked her if she practiced on plastic willies or animals. Wondered if they started with elephants and worked their way down.... rubschin:Think that's as good an MOT pass as we get at our ages
No, we only practice on mreal people eeek: scared2:
It took longer than usual.
"What's that lump?"
"Mmmmm, not overtly suspicious but we need to keep an eye on that!" scared2: scared2:
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2021, 12:51:06 PM
Got done by a trainee eeek: scared2: Asked her if she practiced on plastic willies or animals. Wondered if they started with elephants and worked their way down.... rubschin:
No, we only practice on mreal people eeek: scared2:
It took longer than usual.
"What's that lump?"
"Mmmmm, not overtly suspicious but we need to keep an eye on that!" scared2: scared2:
When do you go back like...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2021, 12:57:05 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2021, 01:54:18 PM
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2021, 01:57:17 PM
They have sent the willycam recording to my consultant.....
Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2021, 01:57:54 PM
You must dread these appointments noooo:
You talking to Nick or The Trainee...? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2021, 02:57:12 PM
They have sent the willycam recording to Perverts-R-Us.....whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2021, 03:08:19 PM
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2021, 04:52:29 PM
Phone call gives me consultant appointment for Friday morning.....Fingers crossed for you
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 26, 2021, 05:51:04 PM
Phone call gives me consultant appointment for Friday morning.....Fingers crossed for you
Ditto (but not legs, obviously)
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2021, 08:30:24 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2021, 10:18:29 AM
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2021, 11:39:28 AM
Surgery would be tricky and might entail removing a kidley noooo:
I am quite attached to my kidleys sad24:
Post by: Steve on July 30, 2021, 12:37:11 PM
Predictably, consultant wants biopsy and CT scaneeek:
Surgery would be tricky and might entail removing a kidley noooo:
I am quite attached to my kidleys sad24:
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2021, 08:20:50 PM
Predictably, consultant wants biopsy and CT scaneeek:
Surgery would be tricky and might entail removing a kidley noooo:
I am quite attached to my kidleys sad24:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 30, 2021, 09:42:08 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:Predictably, consultant wants biopsy and CT scaneeek:
Surgery would be tricky and might entail removing a kidley noooo:
I am quite attached to my kidleys sad24:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2021, 10:28:28 AM
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:eeek: eeek: eeek:Predictably, consultant wants biopsy and CT scaneeek:
Surgery would be tricky and might entail removing a kidley noooo:
I am quite attached to my kidleys sad24:
eeek: eeek:
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2021, 12:13:38 PM
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2021, 12:14:17 PM
Biopsy done quite neatly, but snipping part of my innnards out when combined with blood thinning tablets means I shall be firing out blood clots for the rest of the day NickSick
OMG! happy100
Post by: Steve on August 04, 2021, 05:49:37 PM
Biopsy done quite neatly, but snipping part of my innnards out when combined with blood thinning tablets means I shall be firing out blood clots for the rest of the day NickSicknoooo:
Then the worstest bit - the wait for the results
Post by: Just One More on August 05, 2021, 07:36:11 AM
Biopsy done quite neatly, but snipping part of my innnards out when combined with blood thinning tablets means I shall be firing out blood clots for the rest of the day NickSick
OMG! happy100
OMG! happy100 happy100
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2021, 02:41:13 PM
Biopsy done quite neatly, but snipping part of my innnards out when combined with blood thinning tablets means I shall be firing out blood clots for the rest of the day NickSicknoooo:
Then the worstest bit - the wait for the results
Any idea when you will get these Nick ?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2021, 04:17:58 PM
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2021, 04:59:27 PM
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2021, 05:41:22 AM
2 -3 weeks.....
FFS! Banghead
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2021, 05:45:33 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 06, 2021, 07:23:22 AM
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2021, 07:51:58 AM
Surely your cells are well cultured already.
;D
Post by: Just One More on August 06, 2021, 05:34:42 PM
Surely your cells are well cultured already.
;D
;D ;D
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 07, 2021, 09:03:54 PM
;D ;D ;DSurely your cells are well cultured already.
;D
;D ;D
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2021, 07:18:18 AM
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2021, 03:34:56 PM
Options:
Another biopsy
Surgery (no thanks)
Check it in 2 months and see what is going on :thumbsup:
Went off with my lovely nurses for tea and biccies. cloud9: Gave them chocs angel1
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2021, 03:35:38 PM
Post by: Just One More on September 07, 2021, 08:38:11 PM
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2021, 05:19:59 PM
Post by: apc2010 on September 09, 2021, 12:11:54 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 13, 2021, 11:32:03 AM
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2021, 05:56:58 PM
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2021, 06:08:15 PM
Next willycam in the morning scared2:Hope the results are good
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2021, 06:09:09 PM
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2021, 06:14:23 PM
Next willycam in the morning scared2:
Fingers crossed! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2021, 12:21:07 PM
No thanks
He said that "it" was still there and appeared to be no bigger but had changed colour. Did I want another biopsy?
No thanks
See you in two months then
Now peeing razor blades as usual
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2021, 12:36:22 PM
Consultant was there and asked if I wanted to look
No thanks
He said that "it" was still there and appeared to be no bigger but had changed colour. Did I want another biopsy?
No thanks
See you in two months then
Now peeing razor blades as usual
happy100
Post by: Steve on November 23, 2021, 12:37:11 PM
Consultant was there and asked if I wanted to looknoooo: on the razor blades but the 'no bigger' has got to be good news
No thanks
He said that "it" was still there and appeared to be no bigger but had changed colour. Did I want another biopsy?
No thanks
See you in two months then
Now peeing razor blades as usual
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2022, 07:04:00 AM
Post by: Just One More on January 24, 2022, 07:07:48 AM
Here we go again scared2:
Good luck Nick happy100
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2022, 10:18:44 AM
Here we go again scared2:
Good luck Nick happy100
^^^ wot he said ^^^
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2022, 12:21:33 PM
^^^ what they said ^^^Here we go again scared2:
Good luck Nick happy100
^^^ wot he said ^^^
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2022, 01:04:57 PM
The Irish redhead was a bit off her stroke today so now I am peeing barbed wire and walking like John Wayne sad32: sad32:
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2022, 01:06:42 PM
Verdict is "no change", another willycam in three months and poss a CT scan in the meantime.'no change' sounds like good-ish news
The Irish redhead was a bit off her stroke today so now I am peeing barbed wire and walking like John Wayne sad32: sad32:
Walking like 'Big Leggy' noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2022, 02:29:21 PM
Verdict is "no change", another willycam in three months and poss a CT scan in the meantime.
The Irish redhead was a bit off her stroke today so now I am peeing barbed wire and walking like John Wayne sad32: sad32:
Is Nod going to be looking after you today ? happy100
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2022, 02:36:11 PM
Verdict is "no change", another willycam in three months and poss a CT scan in the meantime.
The Irish redhead was a bit off her stroke today so now I am peeing barbed wire and walking like John Wayne sad32: sad32:
Is Nod going to be looking after you today ? happy100
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2022, 03:44:02 PM
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2022, 01:46:54 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2022, 02:36:25 PM
Text reminds me that tomorrow is my quarterly Willycam day ::) Yipp fucking ee
pathead:
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2022, 03:11:23 PM
Text reminds me that tomorrow is my quarterly Willycam day ::) Yipp fucking eeWhich quarter of your willy?
[serious] hope it goes well and nothing worrying found
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2022, 03:15:29 PM
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2022, 12:08:51 PM
He said they were taking a sample of the lump for a biopsy and warned that it would bleed a bit.
I am now peeing blood clots sad24:
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2022, 12:19:51 PM
Sadly, it was "Steve" evil:noooo:
He said they were taking a sample of the lump for a biopsy and warned that it would bleed a bit.
I am now peeing blood clots sad24:
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2022, 12:37:17 PM
Sadly, it was "Steve" evil:
He said they were taking a sample of the lump for a biopsy and warned that it would bleed a bit.
I am now peeing blood clots sad24:
happy100
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2022, 08:21:50 PM
happy100 happy100Sadly, it was "Steve" evil:
He said they were taking a sample of the lump for a biopsy and warned that it would bleed a bit.
I am now peeing blood clots sad24:
happy100
Post by: Just One More on May 05, 2022, 10:50:39 PM
happy100 happy100Sadly, it was "Steve" evil:
He said they were taking a sample of the lump for a biopsy and warned that it would bleed a bit.
I am now peeing blood clots sad24:
happy100
happy100 happy100 happy100
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2022, 05:32:56 PM
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2022, 08:43:54 PM
Off tomorrow first thing for Willycam, blood tests and CT Scan noooo:Hope it goes well and you get good results
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2022, 04:42:53 AM
Off tomorrow first thing for Willycam, blood tests and CT Scan noooo:
Fingers crossed for you Mr. Nick...
Post by: Just One More on July 18, 2022, 05:28:08 AM
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2022, 08:16:33 AM
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2022, 12:26:23 PM
Now peeing razor blades sad32:
No change but tumour still present. Another check in three months
Blood giving took one minute and then CT scan so everything now tastes of metal evil:
Every department air conditioned cloud9:
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2023, 07:11:43 AM
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2023, 10:26:37 AM
Here we go again ............Hope it goes well and the result is good
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2023, 11:30:32 AM
Post by: Nick on January 24, 2023, 11:33:03 AM
Post by: Steve on January 24, 2023, 11:38:02 AM
The red head was in charge of the camera. cloud9: No change:thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2023, 04:11:44 PM
The red head was in charge of the camera. cloud9: No change
Excellent! Thumbs:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2023, 06:09:17 PM
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2023, 05:45:42 PM
The car stuff
Taking choc for the lady camera team :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on July 16, 2023, 10:13:07 PM