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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3840 on: November 10, 2015, 01:34:03 PM »
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« Reply #3841 on: November 10, 2015, 05:20:18 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3842 on: November 10, 2015, 05:21:03 PM »
Constipated cannibal finally announces ‘I shat the sheriff’
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3843 on: November 10, 2015, 11:05:38 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 10, 2015, 05:21:03 PM
Constipated cannibal finally announces ‘I shat the sheriff’
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« Reply #3844 on: November 11, 2015, 05:03:08 AM »
Quote from: Steve on November 10, 2015, 05:21:03 PM
Constipated cannibal finally announces ‘I shat the sheriff’

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3845 on: November 17, 2015, 04:58:07 PM »
The Alphabet Wife

After being married to Tony for forty years, Dorothy asked him to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said: "You're an alphabet wife...A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."




She asks: "What the hell does that mean?"






He said: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot".




She smiled happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"




He said: "I'm Just Kidding!"




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3846 on: November 20, 2015, 01:02:50 AM »
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From Sky News:  The dead Mi6 Agent found in a bag in his London flat has been named as Brian Shepherd.  He is thought to have been stabbed and put into a hot bath first.  Police are treating it as a boil in the bag Shepherd Spy.....

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« Reply #3847 on: November 20, 2015, 01:05:08 AM »
Postibly an Affs

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3848 on: November 20, 2015, 06:08:23 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3849 on: November 26, 2015, 07:57:15 AM »



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« Reply #3850 on: November 26, 2015, 08:14:35 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3851 on: November 26, 2015, 08:43:16 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3852 on: November 26, 2015, 11:06:34 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3853 on: December 05, 2015, 10:55:25 PM »
There was outrage today as ITV accidentally confused  Lenny Henry with Ainsley Harriot........

To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make.........





They ARE both cvnts................ noooo:

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« Reply #3854 on: December 05, 2015, 11:11:56 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 05, 2015, 10:55:25 PM
There was outrage today as ITV accidentally confused  Lenny Henry with Ainsley Harriot........

To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make.........





They ARE both cvnts................ noooo:

UPDATE.....

ITV have promised an in-depth investigation after it showed pictures of Ainsley Harriott to illustrate Lenny Henry's career when the actor received a knighthood.....

A spokesman for ITV said, "It is clearly a terrible error"






I agree I can't believe someone gave that black bastard a knighthood........
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