The Irish Diet
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least two kilos”, said his doctor.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 20 kilos!
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The Irishman nodded…”I’ll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t’aut I was going to drop dead dat tird day”
“From hunger, you mean?”, asked the doctor.
“No, from de bloody skippin’!”
